Put our dick in the box then run over to the man and cockbox slap him.
It's the civilized thing to do.
>After cockboxing the man, take his hat if he is wearing one and put it on your head
>If he isn't wearing a hat, take his underwear and shoes and wear the underwear on your head and put one shoe on each ear
You proceed to cockbox slap the man offending the woman. The man is permanently embedded in the ground.
In the distant future, people will sing songs of your heroism and create the ever-loved sport, cock-boxing.
The man's head is in the ground, so you can't pick up his hat. Fortunately, his ass is sticking up. You remove his underwear and shoes and put them on.
The woman thanks you, and gives you 10 dick-butt bucks, which are utterly useless to you at this moment. She walks away.
You are now standing in the middle of the road, next to a man with his head permanently in the ground. You are wearing underwear and shoes on your head, and have a box, which is more like a small crate, on your dick.
The brothel beckons, although the town seems big enough to explore.
What will you do?
