The Spam choose your own adventure thing!

[BrobyDDark]

>Grab him and exit the way you came, leaving back out into the village to fight with your friend

[ChadsWorth The Third]

>Grab him and exit the way you came, leaving back out into the village to fight with your friend

@BrobyDDark

You leave the boxes untouched, and do not stick your dick in the light bulb.

You exit and throw him down to the ground when you are outside. You explain why you two are here.

"Fight? It's been a while. go easy on me, will ya?" he says with a chuckle.

What is your first action in this fight?

Attacks

Cockbox: This is an Insta-kill 50% hit rate

Stick Dick In: Attack by sticking your dick into target

Hit: Hit him with your dick

Defend

You never opened this Hider before...

Magic

Derp Level: 9000

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100
Effects: ???

Summon Dick-Butt: Derp needed: 4000
Effects: ???

Generate Memes: Derp needed 10
Effects: ???

[aza]

>Generate memes

>stick dick in memes

>try to get memes preggers

>use Cockbox on w/e were fighting

[BrobyDDark]

>Use derp potion and gain 50,000 derps
>Use Summon:Dickbutt 12.5 times.
>Use .5 Dickbutt as a shield
>Have Dickbutts attack Vercho

[ChadsWorth The Third]

>Generate memes

>stick dick in memes

>try to get memes preggers

>use Cockbox on w/e were fighting

@Azarthes

You use Generate Memes!

You use 10 Derp points!

You generated a

Troll Face!

All of your Stats are +1!
Troll Face will act as a one time shield, or not.

You Stick Dick In
Troll Face

The Troll Face disappears, and all of your stats are +10 now!

You then attempt to Cock-Box your friend

But you already used your two actions! Better luck next time, bro!

Your friend hits you with a Well-Placed Jab! 15 Damage!

Your Friend then Defends! +5 defense next turn!

What will you do?

Health: 45/60
Defense: 0 +10
Attack: 4 +10
Speed: 1 +10
Derp: 8990
Knowledge: -10 +10

Attacks

Cockbox: This is an Insta-kill 50% hit rate

Stick Dick In: Attack by sticking your dick into target

Hit: Hit him with your dick

Defend

Magic

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100
Effects: ???

Summon Dick-Butt: Derp needed: 4000
Effects: ???

Generate Memes: Derp needed 10
Effects: ???

[ChadsWorth The Third]

>Use derp potion and gain 50,000 derps
>Use Summon:Dickbutt 12.5 times.
>Use .5 Dickbutt as a shield
>Have Dickbutts attack Vercho

@BrobyDDark

Unfortunately, you do not have a Derp Potion

You use Summon Dick Butt!

You used 4000 Derp!

A DickButt Comes to your Aid!

Health: 15/15
Defense: 8
Attack: 2
Speed: 1
Derp: 100
Knowledge: 0

Attacks

Hit: DickButt attacks with it's Dick Body

Magic

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100
Effects: ???

You use Summon Dick Butt! again!

You used 4000 Derp!

(Same Stats)

Unfortunately, You used up your Actions for this turn.

Vercho used a Derp Potion!
+50,000 Derps

Vercho uses A Well Placed Jab! on DickButt 1!

15 Damage! -8 due to DickButt's Natural Ability; Hard-On

So 15-8= 7 Damage!

DickButt 1 is at 8 Health!


What will you do?

Team

You
Health: 45/60
Defense: 0 +10
Attack: 4 +10
Speed: 1 +10
Derp: 990
Knowledge: -10 +10

DickButt 1
Health: 8/15
Defense: 8
Attack: 2
Speed: 1
Derp: 100
Knowledge: 0

DickButt 2
Health: 15/15
Defense: 8
Attack: 2
Speed: 1
Derp: 100
Knowledge: 0

Attacks

Cockbox: This is an Insta-kill 50% hit rate

Stick Dick In: Attack by sticking your dick into target

Hit: Hit him with your dick

Defend

Magic

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100
Effects: ???

Summon Dick-Butt: Derp needed: 4000
Effects: Summons a DickButt

A DickButt Comes to your Aid!

Health: 15/15
Defense: 8
Attack: 2
Speed: 1
Derp: 100
Knowledge: 0

Attacks

Hit: DickButt attacks with it's Dick Body

Magic

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100
Effects: ???

Generate Memes: Derp needed: 10
Effects: Generates a Random Meme

[BrobyDDark]

>Put boxes on your dickbutts then do a triple cockbox attack

[ChadsWorth The Third]

>Put boxes on your dickbutts then do a triple cockbox attack

@BrobyDDark

You Equip Near-By Boxes to the Heads of your DickButts.

You and you DickButts perform the Almighty Triple Cockbox Attack!

You smash your Friend into the ground, and create a Crator in it's wake.

You Win!

You Leveled Up! Level 2!
Your Max Health increased to 70!
Your DickButts evolved into CockBoxButts! (OOC: if someone could photoshop a picture of this, that would make my day)

CockBoxButt

HP: 20/20
Defense: 10
Attack: 4
Speed: 1
Derp: 200/200
Knowledge: 1

Your Knowledge level increased to 1!
Your Attack increased to 6!
Your DickButts disappear.
The Troll Faces Temp Stats are Removed.

After leveling up, You inspect the Crater.

Your friend is in the pit, and he is knocked out.

What will you do?

Combat Stats

Team

You
Level: 2
Health: 70/70
Defense: 0
Attack: 6
Speed: 1
Derp: 990/9000
Knowledge: 1

Attacks

Cockbox: This is an Insta-kill 50% hit rate

Stick Dick In: Attack by sticking your dick into target

Hit: Hit him with your dick

Defend

Magic

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100
Effects: ???

Summon CockBoxButt: Derp needed: 4500
Effects: Summons a CockBoxButt

A CockBoxButt Comes to your Aid!

HP: 20/20
Defense: 10
Attack: 4
Speed: 1
Derp: 200/200
Knowledge: 1

Attacks

Hit: DickButt attacks with it's Dick Body

Magic

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100
Effects: ???

Generate Memes: Derp needed: 10
Effects: Generates a Random Meme

[aza]

>pick up the corpse of your friend, and make a whole in his back
>put hand into back and use as puppet

>go into town to make coin off of corpse ventriloquism

[BrobyDDark]

>Take Vercho and bring him to the bar
>Use him to pick up chicks with "Weekend at Bernie's" style puppetry

[ChadsWorth The Third]

>Take Vercho and bring him to the bar
>Use him to pick up chicks with "Weekend at Bernie's" style puppetry

@BrobyDDark

You proceed to go to the bar. Before any "weekend" puppetry can proceed, he wakes up and asks

"Did you beat me?"

Before you can respond, a burly drunk man taps you on the back and alerts you to the fact that you are sitting in his seat.

What do you do?

[BrobyDDark]

>Tell him he is wrong. This is the Box Cocker's seat and he shall give it up for no one.

[aza]

>after that tell velcro that he can fuck on outta life

[BrokenVeil]

>Don't put up with this inebriated buffoon! You are the mother-fucking Box Cocker!
>Box cock him so hard that you bring down the entire bar. Leave it as an example of your might and superiority. You can find another place to get booze.

[BrobyDDark]

>Shoulda grabbed the therapist
>All these conflicting personalities are definitely not healthy

>But we love it anyways

[ChadsWorth The Third]

ACCEPTED COMMAND

>Don't put up with this inebriated buffoon! You are the mother-fucking Box Cocker!
>Box cock him so hard that you bring down the entire bar. Leave it as an example of your might and superiority. You can find another place to get booze.

@BrokenVeil

You proceed to try to Cock-box him, but you Miss! Damn that 50% hit rate!

Fight!

The Inebriated Buffoon uses Grand Slam! 20 Damage! That's got to hurt!

The Inebriated Buffoon uses Boose! The Inebriated Buffoon is now even more Drunk!

What will you do?

Team

You
Level: 2
Health: 50/70
Defense: 0
Attack: 6
Speed: 1
Derp: 9000/9000
Knowledge: 1

Attacks

Cockbox: This is an Insta-kill 50% hit rate

Stick Dick In: Attack by sticking your dick into target

Hit: Hit him with your dick

Defend

Magic

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100
Effects: ???

Summon CockBoxButt: Derp needed: 4500
Effects: Summons a CockBoxButt

A CockBoxButt Comes to your Aid!

HP: 20/20
Defense: 10
Attack: 4
Speed: 1
Derp: 200/200
Knowledge: 1

Attacks

Cockbox: This is an Insta-kill 50% hit rate

Hit: DickButt attacks with it's Dick Body

Magic

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100
Effects: ???

Generate Memes: Derp needed: 10
Effects: Generates a Random Meme

[KnightShade]

>Continue to Cock-box on the logic that if the first one missed, and it's got a 50% hit rate, he's dead this time. All the blood flow required to Cock-box means you're not very bright.

[ChadsWorth The Third]

>Continue to Cock-box on the logic that if the first one missed, and it's got a 50% hit rate, he's dead this time. All the blood flow required to Cock-box means you're not very bright.

@KnightShade

You use Cock-Box! It Failed again! Screw you 1 Knowledge Point!

The Inebriated Buffoon uses Bottle Throw! He missed, and there is more Boose on the Ground

The Inebriated Buffoon begins lapping up the Boose off the ground!

What do you do?

Team

You
Level: 2
Health: 70/70
Defense: 0
Attack: 6
Speed: 1
Derp: 9000/9000
Knowledge: 1

Attacks

Cockbox: This is an Insta-kill 50% hit rate

Stick Dick In: Attack by sticking your dick into target

Hit: Hit him with your dick

Defend

Magic

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100
Effects: ???

Summon CockBoxButt: Derp needed: 4500
Effects: Summons a CockBoxButt

A CockBoxButt Comes to your Aid!

HP: 20/20
Defense: 10
Attack: 4
Speed: 1
Derp: 200/200
Knowledge: 1

Attacks

Hit: DickButt attacks with it's Dick Body

Magic

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100
Effects: ???

Generate Memes: Derp needed: 10
Effects: Generates a Random Meme

[KnightShade]

>Presume it's some sort of healing potion for the massive damage you've inflicted on him and begin lapping at it too.

[BrokenVeil]

>piss into booze puddle to prevent him from lapping it up, or
>cockbox him while he is hunched over the booze puddle