The Spam choose your own adventure thing!

[ChadsWorth The Third]

You are in a room with no exits. The Room is barren, stark white, with only a single light bulb for light. There is a table. a red box and a blue box are sitting on the table.

what do you do?

The Story So far...
Room
>Smash Light Bulb
>Open Blue Box
>Stick Dick into Caravan
>Stick Dick in Man
>Punch Self in Dick
>Run away
>Stick Dick into Brothel Wall
>Learn to CockBox
>Seek out Friend
>Fight Friend
>Learn how to magics
>Defeat Friend
>Go to Bar
>Attempt to CockBox Inebriated Buffoon
Current Post

[Antarctic Termite]

Smash the bulb between the boxes, plunging the room into darkness.

[Teoinsanity]

Replace the smashed lightbulb

[ChadsWorth The Third]

Replace the smashed lightbulb

@Teoinsanity

You have no other light bulbs. The room is now dark. You can not see, other than a faint light coming from the red box.

What do you do?

[Teoinsanity]

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You have no other light bulbs. The room is now dark. You can not see, other than a faint light coming from the red box.

What do you do?

@ChadsWorth The Third

I open the blue box while using the light from the redbox to see

[ChadsWorth The Third]

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I open the blue box while using the light from the redbox to see

@Teoinsanity

The Blue box, upon being opened, creates a blinding light.

When you come to, you are no longer in a room. You are in the middle a plains area, the wind blowing on the grass.

looking off to the distance, you see a caravan going west, away from a town.

What do you do?

[BrobyDDark]

Put your dick in the lightbulb.

[ChadsWorth The Third]

Put your dick in the lightbulb.

@BrobyDDark

I believe we have left the room. Plus, the light bulb was destroyed. If you had come earlier, I would have let you stick your spider-dick in the hot light bulb.

[aza]

>go back into the room and stick dick into the lightbublb

[ChadsWorth The Third]

>go back into the room and stick dick into the lightbublb

@Azarthes

As you try to leave the plains to get back to the light bulb, you notice how the room is no longer on this plane of existence. maybe some one on the caravan has something to help you with your dick-in-light-bulb idea. Or maybe in the town.

[Leysos]

>stick dick into caravan

[ChadsWorth The Third]

>stick dick into caravan

@Leysos

You run over to the caravan, and proceed to stick your dick into the wooden cart. A man walks up to you and stares at you

"Are... you okay?" he says

What do you do?

[Leysos]

"I've been stranded in a stupid room for three weeks! I'm desperate!" I say to the man.

[aza]

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You run over to the caravan, and proceed to stick your dick into the wooden cart. A man walks up to you and stares at you

"Are... you okay?" he says

What do you do?

@ChadsWorth The Third

>stick dick in man

[ChadsWorth The Third]

"I've been stranded in a stupid room for three weeks! I'm desperate!" I say to the man.

@Leysos

The man looks at you.

"Well... The town back there has a brothel..."

<Snipped quote by ChadsWorth The Third>

>stick dick in man

@Azarthes

Before anything else could happen, you proceed to stick your dick in the man

He runs away, and gets a guard.

"This man is insane! Kill him!"

The Guards start to run over

What do you do?

[aza]

<Snipped quote by Leysos>

The man looks at you.

"Well... The town back there has a brothel..."

<Snipped quote by Azarthes>

Before anything else could happen, you proceed to stick your dick in the man

He runs away, and gets a guard.

"This man is insane! Kill him!"

The Guards start to run over

What do you do?

@ChadsWorth The Third

>Yell "dont worry guys, I've caught the criminal!"
>proceed to punch self in dick and attempt to tackle it to the ground

[Mtntopview]

what the above post said

[Leysos]

>run away from crazy people and towards town brothel

[Derpestein]

>Stick dick into brothel wall and then stop with 4chan greentext.

[ChadsWorth The Third]

<Snipped quote by ChadsWorth The Third>

>Yell "dont worry guys, I've caught the criminal!"
>proceed to punch self in dick and attempt to tackle it to the ground

@Azarthes

>run away from crazy people and towards town brothel

@Leysos

>Stick dick into brothel wall and then stop with 4chan greentext.

@Derpestein

You proceed to do these tasks, ending up with a bruised dick in a brothel wall.

A women runs out of the brothel screaming "Help! A man is trying to kill me!"

She is chased by a man.

You look over to them, but you hear a noise from a box.

The box has a convenient sized hole in it...

What do you do?