The Spam choose your own adventure thing!

[ChadsWorth The Third]

ACCEPTED COMMAND

>piss into booze puddle to prevent him from lapping it up, or
>cockbox him while he is hunched over the booze puddle

@BrokenVeil

You Piss into the Boose Puddle, rendering it's Alcohol Useless!

You Learned Piss
Creates a Liquid which smells rancid

You used CockBox! It hits!

The The Inebriated Buffoon is now embedded in the Ground.

You win!

You are now Level 3!
Your Knowledge increased to 3!
Your Defense increased to 2!
You learned Cum-Plosion! You have no idea what this does until you use it.

What will you do?

Combat Skills

Team

You
Level: 3
Health: 70/70
Defense: 2
Attack: 6
Speed: 1
Derp: 9000/9000
Knowledge: 3

Attacks

Cockbox: This is an Insta-kill 50% hit rate

Stick Dick In: Attack by sticking your dick into target

Hit: Hit him with your dick

Piss: Creates a puddle of piss, which smells Rancid.

Defend

Magic

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100
Effects: ???

Cum-Plosion: Derp needed: 300
Effects: ???

Summon CockBoxButt: Derp needed: 4500
Effects: Summons a CockBoxButt

A CockBoxButt Comes to your Aid!

HP: 20/20
Defense: 10
Attack: 4
Speed: 1
Derp: 200/200
Knowledge: 1

Attacks

Hit: DickButt attacks with it's Dick Body

Magic

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100
Effects: ???

Generate Memes: Derp needed: 10
Effects: Generates a Random Meme

[BrobyDDark]

>Cum-plosion
>This place is useless to you now
>Use a Cockboxbutt to protect Vercho from the massive Cum-plosion

[ChadsWorth The Third]

ACCEPTED COMMAND

>Cum-plosion
>This place is useless to you now
>Use a Cockboxbutt to protect Vercho from the massive Cum-plosion

@BrobyDDark

You summoned a CockBoxButt!

You used 4500 Derp!

You told it to protect Vercho.

You used Cum-Plosion! You lightly stroke your cock to create a massive explosion of cum!

You use 300 Derp!

The Bar is destroyed, and everyone inside is either massively damaged or covered in your cum.

The Bartender is super pissed off and challenges you to a fight!

What will you do?

Combat Skills

Team

You
Level: 2
Health: 70/70
Defense: 0
Attack: 6
Speed: 1
Derp: 4200/9000
Knowledge: 1

CockBoxButt 1
HP: 20/20
Defense: 10
Attack: 4
Speed: 1
Derp: 200/200
Knowledge: 1

Attacks

Cockbox: This is an Insta-kill 50% hit rate

Stick Dick In: Attack by sticking your dick into target

Hit: Hit him with your dick

Piss: Creates a puddle of piss, which smells Rancid.

Defend

Magic

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100
Effects: ???

Cum-Plosion: Derp needed: 300
Effects: ???

Summon CockBoxButt: Derp needed: 4500
Effects: Summons a CockBoxButt

A CockBoxButt Comes to your Aid!

HP: 20/20
Defense: 10
Attack: 4
Speed: 1
Derp: 200/200
Knowledge: 1

Attacks

Hit: DickButt attacks with it's Dick Body

Magic

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100
Effects: ???

Generate Memes: Derp needed: 10
Effects: Generates a Random Meme

[BrobyDDark]

>Use your cockboxbutt and double cockbox the bartender

[BrokenVeil]

>Use cockblast to propel the cockboxbutt at the bartender like a projectile

[ChadsWorth The Third]

ACCEPTED COMMAND

>Use your cockboxbutt and double cockbox the bartender

@BrobyDDark

You proceed to Double Cockbox! The Bartender is slammed into the ground. No one else will question your Power ever again.

Ever.

What will you do now?

Combat Skills

Team

You
Level: 2
Health: 70/70
Defense: 0
Attack: 6
Speed: 1
Derp: 9000/9000
Knowledge: 1

Attacks

Cockbox: This is an Insta-kill 50% hit rate

Stick Dick In: Attack by sticking your dick into target

Hit: Hit him with your dick

Piss: Creates a puddle of piss, which smells Rancid.

Defend

Magic

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100
Effects: ???

Cum-Plosion: Derp needed: 300
Effects: Creates a giant Explosion of Cum. High Damage.
Cooldown: 2 Turns

Summon CockBoxButt: Derp needed: 4500
Effects: Summons a CockBoxButt

A CockBoxButt Comes to your Aid!

HP: 20/20
Defense: 10
Attack: 4
Speed: 1
Derp: 200/200
Knowledge: 1

Attacks

CockBox: Intsa-Kill. 50% hit rate

Hit: CockBoxButt attacks with it's Dick Body

Magic

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100
Effects: ???

Generate Memes: Derp needed: 10
Effects: Generates a Random Meme

[BrokenVeil]

>loot bar for all goods. Become $๏ ƒµȼЌɨɲǥ ƒąɲȼ¥ by selling all goods looted and buying a top hat for your cockbox.

[ChadsWorth The Third]

ACCEPTED COMMAND

>loot bar for all goods. Become $๏ ƒµȼЌɨɲǥ ƒąɲȼ¥ by selling all goods looted and buying a top hat for your cockbox.

@BrokenVeil

You loot the bar and sell it all at the store across the street. You get 1,000 DickButt Bucks for doing so.

A top hat costs you barely anything, coming at 1 DickButt Buck.

The Store also has many other goods as well.

Store;

Derp Potion: 5 DickButt Bucks
HP Pot: 5 DickButt Bucks
Spell Tome: 100 DickButt Bucks
Cat Meme: 10 DickButt Bucks
Light Bulb: 1 DickButt Buck

What will you do?

Combat Skills

Team

You
Level: 2
Health: 70/70
Defense: 0
Attack: 6
Speed: 1
Derp: 9000/9000
Knowledge: 1

Attacks

Cockbox: This is an Insta-kill 50% hit rate

Stick Dick In: Attack by sticking your dick into target

Hit: Hit him with your dick

Piss: Creates a puddle of piss, which smells Rancid.

Defend

Magic

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100
Effects: ???

Cum-Plosion: Derp needed: 300
Effects: Creates a giant Explosion of Cum. High Damage.
Cooldown: 2 Turns

Summon CockBoxButt: Derp needed: 4500
Effects: Summons a CockBoxButt

A CockBoxButt Comes to your Aid!

HP: 20/20
Defense: 10
Attack: 4
Speed: 1
Derp: 200/200
Knowledge: 1

Attacks

CockBox: Intsa-Kill. 50% hit rate

Hit: CockBoxButt attacks with it's Dick Body

Magic

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100
Effects: ???

Generate Memes: Derp needed: 10
Effects: Generates a Random Meme

[BrobyDDark]

>Cockbox the owner of the store and steal everything

[ChadsWorth The Third]

ACCEPTED COMMAND

>Cockbox the owner of the store and steal everything

@BrobyDDark

You Cock Box the store keeper and steal everything.

You now have:
5 Derp Potions
Some HP Pot
2 Spell Tomes
A Cat Meme, Grumpy Cat
and a Box of Light Bulbs (69)

What will you do?

Combat Skills

Team

You
Level: 2
Health: 70/70
Defense: 0
Attack: 6
Speed: 1
Derp: 9000/9000
Knowledge: 1

Your Inventory

Derp Potion: 5 DickButt Bucks
HP Pot: 5 DickButt Bucks
Spell Tome: 100 DickButt Bucks
Cat Meme: 10 DickButt Bucks
Light Bulb: 1 DickButt Buck

Attacks

Cockbox: This is an Insta-kill 50% hit rate

Stick Dick In: Attack by sticking your dick into target

Hit: Hit him with your dick

Piss: Creates a puddle of piss, which smells Rancid.

Defend

Magic

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100
Effects: ???

Cum-Plosion: Derp needed: 300
Effects: Creates a giant Explosion of Cum. High Damage.
Cooldown: 2 Turns

Summon CockBoxButt: Derp needed: 4500
Effects: Summons a CockBoxButt

A CockBoxButt Comes to your Aid!

HP: 20/20
Defense: 10
Attack: 4
Speed: 1
Derp: 200/200
Knowledge: 1

Attacks

CockBox: Intsa-Kill. 50% hit rate

Hit: CockBoxButt attacks with it's Dick Body

Magic

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100
Effects: ???

Generate Memes: Derp needed: 10
Effects: Generates a Random Meme

[BrobyDDark]

>Sell it all on the blackmarket

[BrokenVeil]

>read tomes
>place dick into lightbulbs
>learn power "GlowDick"

[ChadsWorth The Third]

ACCEPTED COMMAND

>read tomes
>place dick into lightbulbs
>learn power "GlowDick"

@BrokenVeil

You read the First Tome

You learned Spam!

Spam: Derp needed: 100
Effect: Use an attack Three Times; Cannot be CockBox

You read the Second Tome

You learned Hard-On!

Hard-On: Derp needed: 10 (or a picture...)
Effects: Gain a temporary Defense Boost (+8)

You Stick Dick In
Light Bulb

Your Dick lights up!

You learned GlowDick!

This is a Non-Combat Skill, which will light up areas. (Duh)

You gained +4 Knowledge from reading these tomes! Yay!

What will you do now?

Combat Skills

Team

You
Level: 2
Health: 70/70
Defense: 0
Attack: 6
Speed: 1
Derp: 9000/9000
Knowledge: 7

Your Inventory

5 Derp Potions
Some HP Pot
Cat Meme; Grumpy Cat

Attacks

Cockbox: This is an Insta-kill 50% hit rate

Stick Dick In: Attack by sticking your dick into target

Hit: Hit him with your dick

Piss: Creates a puddle of piss, which smells Rancid.

Defend

Magic

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100
Effects: ???

Cum-Plosion: Derp needed: 300
Effects: Creates a giant Explosion of Cum. High Damage.
Cooldown: 2 Turns

Summon CockBoxButt: Derp needed: 4500
Effects: Summons a CockBoxButt

A CockBoxButt Comes to your Aid!

HP: 20/20
Defense: 10
Attack: 4
Speed: 1
Derp: 200/200
Knowledge: 1

Attacks

CockBox: Intsa-Kill. 50% hit rate

Hit: CockBoxButt attacks with it's Dick Body

Magic

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100
Effects: ???

Generate Memes: Derp needed: 10
Effects: Generates a Random Meme

[BrobyDDark]

>Use your amazing new powers to "light up" the city with justice!
>Go to shady alleyways to see if you can find crime

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

>Auto-Fellate to gain magical Dick Knowledge.

[ChadsWorth The Third]

ACCEPTED COMMANDS

>Use your amazing new powers to "light up" the city with justice!
>Go to shady alleyways to see if you can find crime

@BrobyDDark

You go to the near-by Alleyway, a few blocks down from the store.

A man is trying to steal a woman's purse!

What will you do?

Combat Skills

Team

You
Level: 2
Health: 70/70
Defense: 0
Attack: 6
Speed: 1
Derp: 9000/9000
Knowledge: 1

Your Inventory

5 Derp Potions
Some HP Pot
Cat Meme; Grumpy Cat

Attacks

Cockbox: This is an Insta-kill 50% hit rate

Stick Dick In: Attack by sticking your dick into target

Hit: Hit him with your dick

Piss: Creates a puddle of piss, which smells Rancid.

Defend

Magic

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100
Effects: ???

Cum-Plosion: Derp needed: 300
Effects: Creates a giant Explosion of Cum. High Damage.
Cooldown: 2 Turns

Summon CockBoxButt: Derp needed: 4500
Effects: Summons a CockBoxButt

A CockBoxButt Comes to your Aid!

HP: 20/20
Defense: 10
Attack: 4
Speed: 1
Derp: 200/200
Knowledge: 1

Attacks

CockBox: Intsa-Kill. 50% hit rate

Hit: CockBoxButt attacks with it's Dick Body

Magic

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100
Effects: ???

Generate Memes: Derp needed: 10
Effects: Generates a Random Meme

[BrobyDDark]

>Do what you always do- smack him with your dick, which has a box on it.
>Also use your dick-light to confuse him.

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

>proposition them both with your magic dick.