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Hidden 10 yrs ago → 10 yrs ago Post by ChadsWorth The Third
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ChadsWorth The Third That One Banana You know

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>piss into booze puddle to prevent him from lapping it up, or
>cockbox him while he is hunched over the booze puddle


You Piss into the Boose Puddle, rendering it's Alcohol Useless!

You Learned Piss
Creates a Liquid which smells rancid

You used CockBox! It hits!

The The Inebriated Buffoon is now embedded in the Ground.

You win!

You are now Level 3!
Your Knowledge increased to 3!
Your Defense increased to 2!
You learned Cum-Plosion! You have no idea what this does until you use it.

What will you do?


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>Cum-plosion
>This place is useless to you now
>Use a Cockboxbutt to protect Vercho from the massive Cum-plosion
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ChadsWorth The Third That One Banana You know

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ACCEPTED COMMAND
>Cum-plosion
>This place is useless to you now
>Use a Cockboxbutt to protect Vercho from the massive Cum-plosion


You summoned a CockBoxButt!

You used 4500 Derp!

You told it to protect Vercho.

You used Cum-Plosion! You lightly stroke your cock to create a massive explosion of cum!

You use 300 Derp!

The Bar is destroyed, and everyone inside is either massively damaged or covered in your cum.

The Bartender is super pissed off and challenges you to a fight!

What will you do?



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>Use your cockboxbutt and double cockbox the bartender
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BrokenVeil ｉｔ'ｓ ａｌｌ ｉｎ ｙｏｕｒ ｈｅａｄ

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>Use cockblast to propel the cockboxbutt at the bartender like a projectile
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ChadsWorth The Third That One Banana You know

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>Use your cockboxbutt and double cockbox the bartender


You proceed to Double Cockbox! The Bartender is slammed into the ground. No one else will question your Power ever again.

Ever.

What will you do now?


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BrokenVeil ｉｔ'ｓ ａｌｌ ｉｎ ｙｏｕｒ ｈｅａｄ

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>loot bar for all goods. Become $๏ ƒµȼЌɨɲǥ ƒąɲȼ¥ by selling all goods looted and buying a top hat for your cockbox.
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ChadsWorth The Third That One Banana You know

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>loot bar for all goods. Become $๏ ƒµȼЌɨɲǥ ƒąɲȼ¥ by selling all goods looted and buying a top hat for your cockbox.


You loot the bar and sell it all at the store across the street. You get 1,000 DickButt Bucks for doing so.

A top hat costs you barely anything, coming at 1 DickButt Buck.

The Store also has many other goods as well.

Store;

Derp Potion: 5 DickButt Bucks
HP Pot: 5 DickButt Bucks
Spell Tome: 100 DickButt Bucks
Cat Meme: 10 DickButt Bucks
Light Bulb: 1 DickButt Buck

What will you do?

Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by BrobyDDark
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>Cockbox the owner of the store and steal everything
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by ChadsWorth The Third
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ChadsWorth The Third That One Banana You know

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>Cockbox the owner of the store and steal everything


You Cock Box the store keeper and steal everything.

You now have:
5 Derp Potions
Some HP Pot
2 Spell Tomes
A Cat Meme, Grumpy Cat
and a Box of Light Bulbs (69)

What will you do?


Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by BrobyDDark
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BrobyDDark Gentleman Spidey

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>Sell it all on the blackmarket
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BrokenVeil ｉｔ'ｓ ａｌｌ ｉｎ ｙｏｕｒ ｈｅａｄ

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>read tomes
>place dick into lightbulbs
>learn power "GlowDick"
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ChadsWorth The Third That One Banana You know

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ACCEPTED COMMAND
>read tomes
>place dick into lightbulbs
>learn power "GlowDick"


You read the First Tome

You learned Spam!

Spam: Derp needed: 100
Effect: Use an attack Three Times; Cannot be CockBox

You read the Second Tome

You learned Hard-On!

Hard-On: Derp needed: 10 (or a picture...)
Effects: Gain a temporary Defense Boost (+8)

You Stick Dick In
Light Bulb

Your Dick lights up!

You learned GlowDick!

This is a Non-Combat Skill, which will light up areas. (Duh)

You gained +4 Knowledge from reading these tomes! Yay!

What will you do now?



Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by BrobyDDark
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>Use your amazing new powers to "light up" the city with justice!
>Go to shady alleyways to see if you can find crime
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by ActRaiserTheReturned
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ActRaiserTheReturned

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>Auto-Fellate to gain magical Dick Knowledge.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by ChadsWorth The Third
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ChadsWorth The Third That One Banana You know

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>Use your amazing new powers to "light up" the city with justice!
>Go to shady alleyways to see if you can find crime


You go to the near-by Alleyway, a few blocks down from the store.

A man is trying to steal a woman's purse!

What will you do?

Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by BrobyDDark
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BrobyDDark Gentleman Spidey

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>Do what you always do- smack him with your dick, which has a box on it.
>Also use your dick-light to confuse him.
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>proposition them both with your magic dick.
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