The Spam choose your own adventure thing!

[aza]

>rip out hair, put it on box, raise hole side of box to man, tell them man to stop wasting his time with woman and try this broad out for size.

>if successful, tip fedora to m'lady and glide away on heelies.

[Mtntopview]

do nothing. Just stand around like a confused idiot. Obviously too many things are happening at the same time

[Derpestein]

Put our dick in the box then run over to the man and cockbox slap him.

It's the civilized thing to do.

[Leysos]

>sticks dick into-

>jk, gets smited by Mahz for thinking about breaking the 18+ rules

//dead

[BrobyDDark]

>After cockboxing the man, take his hat if he is wearing one and put it on your head
>If he isn't wearing a hat, take his underwear and shoes and wear the underwear on your head and put one shoe on each ear

[ChadsWorth The Third]

Put our dick in the box then run over to the man and cockbox slap him.

It's the civilized thing to do.

@Derpestein

>After cockboxing the man, take his hat if he is wearing one and put it on your head
>If he isn't wearing a hat, take his underwear and shoes and wear the underwear on your head and put one shoe on each ear

@BrobyDDark

You proceed to cockbox slap the man offending the woman. The man is permanently embedded in the ground.
In the distant future, people will sing songs of your heroism and create the ever-loved sport, cock-boxing.

The man's head is in the ground, so you can't pick up his hat. Fortunately, his ass is sticking up. You remove his underwear and shoes and put them on.

The woman thanks you, and gives you 10 dick-butt bucks, which are utterly useless to you at this moment. She walks away.

You are now standing in the middle of the road, next to a man with his head permanently in the ground. You are wearing underwear and shoes on your head, and have a box, which is more like a small crate, on your dick.

The brothel beckons, although the town seems big enough to explore.

What will you do?

[BrobyDDark]

>Continue your cockboxing adventure and become "The Box Cocker" then spread your vengeance by cockboxing criminals.

[ChadsWorth The Third]

>Continue your cockboxing adventure and become "The Box Cocker" then spread your vengeance by cockboxing criminals.

@BrobyDDark

After discovering your innate ability to cock-box people into the ground, you Decided to become a crime fighter.

Before you can enact your "vengeance" you must first come up with a reason for a "vengeance".

Vengeance is defined as "punishment inflicted or retribution exacted for an injury or wrong."

How will you find Vengeance?

[BrobyDDark]

>You one time witnessed an injustice. It scarred you forever
>Now you get your vengeance on people who commit crimes, but you have a very broad definition of crime.
>Everyone is a criminal
>Cockbox everyone.

[KnightShade]

>Allow your eyes to glaze over as you indulge in a dramatic flashback of aforementioned traumatic injustice.

[ChadsWorth The Third]

>You one time witnessed an injustice. It scarred you forever
>Now you get your vengeance on people who commit crimes, but you have a very broad definition of crime.
>Everyone is a criminal
>Cockbox everyone.

@BrobyDDark

>Allow your eyes to glaze over as you indulge in a dramatic flashback of aforementioned traumatic injustice.

@KnightShade

Your eyes glaze over..

A man... murdered. Right in front of a young you. This man was a friend.

His name was Jack. You went to his brother's Jim's house to tell him the news.

"He's Dead Jim."

You come back to reality.

You swear to Cockbox everyone.

Where will you Cockbox first?

[BrobyDDark]

>The orphanage
>Those bastards and bastardettes are always stealing sympathy

[Derpestein]

>SNAP OUT OF IT!
>We didn't become The Cockboxer to cockbox orphans!
>NO! WE BECAME THE COCKBOXER TO SAVE THE WORLD!
>ONWARDS! TO ADVENTURE!
>That, preferably, does not involve slapping orphans in the face with a box strapped to your dick.

[BrobyDDark]

>IT'S TOO LATE.
>We cockbox orphans
>And then go to therapy because one of these personalities does NOT belong here.

[ChadsWorth The Third]

>The orphanage
>Those bastards and bastardettes are always stealing sympathy

@BrobyDDark

>SNAP OUT OF IT!
>We didn't become The Cockboxer to cockbox orphans!
>NO! WE BECAME THE COCKBOXER TO SAVE THE WORLD!
>ONWARDS! TO ADVENTURE!
>That, preferably, does not involve slapping orphans in the face with a box strapped to your dick.

@Derpestein

You decide to not enact your cock falvored justice on orphans. You will never even consider cock-boxing orphans.
Ever again.

Where will you go to enact justice?

[BrobyDDark]

>the mental institute
>You know a guy in there who could use a view of your cockbox justice
>guy's name is Vercho Skeezi, he's a functional scizophrenic who stays in the institute for personal reasons
>enlist him to be your sidekick and also kidnap a therapist to work out your own schizophrenic problems

[ChadsWorth The Third]

>the mental institute
>You know a guy in there who could use a view of your cockbox justice
>guy's name is Vercho Skeezi, he's a functional scizophrenic who stays in the institute for personal reasons
>enlist him to be your sidekick and also kidnap a therapist to work out your own schizophrenic problems

@BrobyDDark

You go to the mental institute. The ask to see your friend, and the receptionist looks at you funny.

"It looks to me like you should be here... Convince me otherwise and I'll let you see him."

What do you do?

[BrobyDDark]

>Do what you always do
>Cockbox her
>Cockbox her so hard she let's you in

[Derpestein]

>Do what you always do
>Cockbox her
>Cockbox her so hard she let's you in

@BrobyDDark

[ChadsWorth The Third]

>Do what you always do
>Cockbox her
>Cockbox her so hard she let's you in

@BrobyDDark

@Derpestein

You proceed to do this. The Woman is now cock-boxed into the ground.

You walk into the mental institute to find your friend, Vercho Skeezi.

After an hour of a not-posted search montage (because who wants a montage? no one.) you find him.

"Hello, Cock Man. I know why your here. Lets go serve some justice to the world." He gets up from his bed, with in the barren white room in which you found him. There inst much, and before there was no exits, until you cockboxed the wall down. There is a single light bulb giving the room light, and a blue box and a red box.

What will you do?