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Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by BrobyDDark
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>Grab him and exit the way you came, leaving back out into the village to fight with your friend
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>Grab him and exit the way you came, leaving back out into the village to fight with your friend


You leave the boxes untouched, and do not stick your dick in the light bulb.

You exit and throw him down to the ground when you are outside. You explain why you two are here.

"Fight? It's been a while. go easy on me, will ya?" he says with a chuckle.

What is your first action in this fight?



Defend

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>Generate memes

>stick dick in memes

>try to get memes preggers

>use Cockbox on w/e were fighting
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>Use derp potion and gain 50,000 derps
>Use Summon:Dickbutt 12.5 times.
>Use .5 Dickbutt as a shield
>Have Dickbutts attack Vercho
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>Generate memes

>stick dick in memes

>try to get memes preggers

>use Cockbox on w/e were fighting


You use Generate Memes!

You use 10 Derp points!

You generated a


You Stick Dick In
Troll Face

The Troll Face disappears, and all of your stats are +10 now!

You then attempt to Cock-Box your friend

But you already used your two actions! Better luck next time, bro!

Your friend hits you with a Well-Placed Jab! 15 Damage!

Your Friend then Defends! +5 defense next turn!

What will you do?

Health: 45/60
Defense: 0 +10
Attack: 4 +10
Speed: 1 +10
Derp: 8990
Knowledge: -10 +10



Defend

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>Use derp potion and gain 50,000 derps
>Use Summon:Dickbutt 12.5 times.
>Use .5 Dickbutt as a shield
>Have Dickbutts attack Vercho


Unfortunately, you do not have a Derp Potion

You use Summon Dick Butt!

You used 4000 Derp!



You use Summon Dick Butt! again!

You used 4000 Derp!

(Same Stats)

Unfortunately, You used up your Actions for this turn.

Vercho used a Derp Potion!
+50,000 Derps

Vercho uses A Well Placed Jab! on DickButt 1!

15 Damage! -8 due to DickButt's Natural Ability; Hard-On

So 15-8= 7 Damage!

DickButt 1 is at 8 Health!


What will you do?





Defend

Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by BrobyDDark
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>Put boxes on your dickbutts then do a triple cockbox attack
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>Put boxes on your dickbutts then do a triple cockbox attack


You Equip Near-By Boxes to the Heads of your DickButts.

You and you DickButts perform the Almighty Triple Cockbox Attack!

You smash your Friend into the ground, and create a Crator in it's wake.

You Win!

You Leveled Up! Level 2!
Your Max Health increased to 70!
Your DickButts evolved into CockBoxButts! (OOC: if someone could photoshop a picture of this, that would make my day)



Your Knowledge level increased to 1!
Your Attack increased to 6!
Your DickButts disappear.
The Troll Faces Temp Stats are Removed.

After leveling up, You inspect the Crater.

Your friend is in the pit, and he is knocked out.

What will you do?


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>pick up the corpse of your friend, and make a whole in his back
>put hand into back and use as puppet

>go into town to make coin off of corpse ventriloquism
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by BrobyDDark
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>Take Vercho and bring him to the bar
>Use him to pick up chicks with "Weekend at Bernie's" style puppetry
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>Take Vercho and bring him to the bar
>Use him to pick up chicks with "Weekend at Bernie's" style puppetry


You proceed to go to the bar. Before any "weekend" puppetry can proceed, he wakes up and asks

"Did you beat me?"

Before you can respond, a burly drunk man taps you on the back and alerts you to the fact that you are sitting in his seat.

What do you do?
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>Tell him he is wrong. This is the Box Cocker's seat and he shall give it up for no one.
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aza Artichokes

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>after that tell velcro that he can fuck on outta life
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BrokenVeil ｉｔ'ｓ ａｌｌ ｉｎ ｙｏｕｒ ｈｅａｄ

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>Don't put up with this inebriated buffoon! You are the mother-fucking Box Cocker!
>Box cock him so hard that you bring down the entire bar. Leave it as an example of your might and superiority. You can find another place to get booze.
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>Shoulda grabbed the therapist
>All these conflicting personalities are definitely not healthy

>But we love it anyways
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>Don't put up with this inebriated buffoon! You are the mother-fucking Box Cocker!
>Box cock him so hard that you bring down the entire bar. Leave it as an example of your might and superiority. You can find another place to get booze.


You proceed to try to Cock-box him, but you Miss! Damn that 50% hit rate!

Fight!

The Inebriated Buffoon uses Grand Slam! 20 Damage! That's got to hurt!

The Inebriated Buffoon uses Boose! The Inebriated Buffoon is now even more Drunk!

What will you do?





Defend


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>Continue to Cock-box on the logic that if the first one missed, and it's got a 50% hit rate, he's dead this time. All the blood flow required to Cock-box means you're not very bright.
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>Continue to Cock-box on the logic that if the first one missed, and it's got a 50% hit rate, he's dead this time. All the blood flow required to Cock-box means you're not very bright.


You use Cock-Box! It Failed again! Screw you 1 Knowledge Point!

The Inebriated Buffoon uses Bottle Throw! He missed, and there is more Boose on the Ground

The Inebriated Buffoon begins lapping up the Boose off the ground!

What do you do?





Defend


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KnightShade

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>Presume it's some sort of healing potion for the massive damage you've inflicted on him and begin lapping at it too.
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>piss into booze puddle to prevent him from lapping it up, or
>cockbox him while he is hunched over the booze puddle
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