Descartes

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"I think this is everybody" Vulthathar said, scratching his head underneath his horns. "Gather 'round then."

"If you didn't get the chance to hear, my name is Vulthathar of Sunset. I have been with SODE for about fifty years. You are the twenty fifth adventuring party I will ever sign. Now, with my introduction out of the way, I only need one thing before we can all step off." A great sheet of paper manifested, this one in a much different type of parchment. The print was gold and appeared quite ceremonious, big black letters on the top reading "CERTIFICATE". Under that, was a thick black line.

"I'll need you lot to come up with a name. Once you've thought of one, I can send it to SODE for approval and we can begin our adventure."

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"Right right..." Vulthathar laughed nervously as he tried to entertain his new talents. As the older human was speaking, Vulthathar's eyes drifted off to another soul making its way into the tavern. Lo and behold, it was another female. If SODE had informed him properly, it should have been the last one. "Hm. It looks like I've gotten a bit distracted

The demon turned his head. "Excuse me uh... ma'am. Were you looking for me?" Vulthathar asked, walking up to the hobgoblin. From his pocket, he materialized yet another contract, presenting it to the Hobgoblin. "The name's Vulthathar, representative of SODE. I'd presume that's who you're looking for, correct?"

[Impaqt vs. Descartes] Battle of the Black Prisms

@Impaqt I try. If we were together in person, I'd give you a handshake, but for now all I can give you is some lines of text. Actually, I think I can give you both. Hold on.

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[Impaqt vs. Descartes] Battle of the Black Prisms

@Impaqt Where's it say that in your character sheet?

But whatever, I'll give you the win. That means you can fight in the NoW right?

[Impaqt vs. Descartes] Battle of the Black Prisms

As the arrows came flying, the mind of whatever had taken over what was once Rodrigo did not cease. It did not think, and the only words that were on its frontal lobe were the same echoed over and over. It was a droned, monotone "MURDER" which screamed, but in a depressing way, but seemed itself devoid of suffering.

The creature blinked at Pathos, showing its blank expression, before standing upright. It held its hands out as two black balls formed before them. Suddenly, the entire area around Rodrigo's body turned completely black. It was not a failure in electrical wiring- the lights were fine elsewhere in the city and some lights around the border even seemed to be half operating and not. Simply, the area around Rodrigo was in complete absence of light, that not even Rodrigo himself could see.

The only noise that could be heard was the low, predatory snarl. Still, the droning continued. "Murder... murder... murder..." it thought.

Rematch! Abraham Haddad vs Daddy Liberty

@LeeRoy You're good, I was out doing stuff too.

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Thus making the gap between the youngest and oldest member 48 years.

DUNGEON CRAWL!!! Super Fun Fantasy Dungeon Crawling I Guess

@ColouredCyan Way to deviate from the template. A beauty conscious teenage hobgoblin- I like it. We're still accepting. Accepted.

Pokemon: Singularity (One more person)

Ah. I was waiting for a Pokemon RP that handled its results in a simulator. I prefer Pokemon Online, but Showdown is fine too. Expect my character sheet sometime today or tomorrow.

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The demon pushed Loftheart aside, as he realized he had a new guest. He held his hands out again. In his left hand, another contract; in his right, a leather-bound wallet apparently fat with its contents. The demon put down the contract, then revealed the contents of his wallet, as what seemed like limitless panels dropped from the leather bindings and onto the ground, rolling outward like the tongue of a lizard.

The demon then presented his left hand, gesturing to shake. "Vulthathar, youngest son to the Duke of Sunset. I'll have you know I have studied in several universities and learned business from the finest professors and instructors in all of Magica. I boast half a decade's worth of work experience, and have been with SODE since nearly its conception. Since then, I have signed a good twenty different adventuring parties, each of which, I will inform you are very successful." Vulthathar introduced. "It's a pleasure to meet you."