Dragon of Rust

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

I'm just here to complain abt how annoying executive dysfunction is.

LIKE I NEED TO DO THIS, I KNOW I NEED TO, AND AS SOON AS I START TO TRY TO BRUTE FORCE MY WAY THROUGH IT, I DISASSOCIATE, MAKE TWENTY MISTAKES, AND LOSE AN HOUR.

Like brain, please can we not do this, please.

Let's Gush!

I haven't been here long, but I really want to gush about @Rockatiel for just being?? Absolutely amazing?? She has some amazing characters and ideas and is always so open to suggestions and critique, on top of being a total sweetheart.

I haven't been this excited over a Pokemon 1x1 in a long, long time, and I'm looking forward to seeing how our cast develops and grows.

shylarah requested pictures

Conures are lovely parrot babies!! Do be prepared for screaming. They will absolutely scream, and you will suffer hearing loss, and they will do it in your ear. The cookware you gotta be careful with is nonstick stuff, which is a bummer but what you have to do to ensure they live.

Fresh fruit and veggies are a must too, for complete nutrition! Definitely speak to a vet about complete care requirements though, this is mostly me just repeating stuff my parrot keeping coworkers tell me.

1x1's anyone? (18+ label just in case)

Woo my first search thread! This got super long, so for the sake of everyone I'll just hide most of it.

PM me if you're interested!!
About me:

My Hider

I can reliably post once a week, sometimes more if time allows.

I can play all genders and sexualities, BUT I'm not feeling M/F and would just rather not. My nonbinary and non-straight babes though? They always need more love.

I'm ditch-friendly, I understand that it happens. If you drop and want to continue, just hit me up. I won't bug you to post, you'll get to it when you can if you're interested.

I can reliably post at least once or twice a week and have done both fast-paced one-liner threads and 1500+ words-per-post epics, but I can usually match what I'm given. My average is two paragraphs.

I'm okay at 18+ scenes but I'm not terribly confident with writing them, so I ask for patience if those arise!

What I want:

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Genres: Horror/supernatural/paranormal/sci-fi (when you mix it with other genres)/slice of life/romance

Fandoms (OCs only please, lets play in the universe!): Dead Space, Kiznaiver, Soul Eater, Mirror's Edge, Silent Hill, Pokemon, ask if there's something else you want!

Themes/ideas: Gay retellings of fairy tales, supernatural stuff in mundane settings, facing an overwhelming threat with a fire-forged friend backing you up, confessions at absolutely inappropriate times, the kisses that happen when everyone gets out alive, the determination when not everyone does, remembering your own death, fighting fate and winning, promising to meet in another life and actually making it happen.

Others: Your LGBT characters, your characters of color, your mentally ill or disabled characters, etc. Most of my characters are some combination of these and it's nice seeing diversity in casts!

Gosh though, I honestly just want to write some fun stories at the end of the day so I'm not picky.

What I don't want:

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Westerns/War or military-based/Nation/Steampunk/Regular zombie* roleplays

*The huge exception here is Dead Space, I'm always down for sci-fi cult zombies and the nerds who have to fight them.

Hey everyone!

I'm Carlos, I've been roleplaying for over a decade, and I'm excited to meet you all!!

I love unironically using 90's slang, double exclamation points, and snakes!

I'm super into the horror genre and the paranormal, supernatural hijinks that go with it, but slice of life adventures are rad too. I've played some amazing tabletop campaigns (Silent Hill inspired Shadowrun is better than you'd think), but writing is more my speed.

So anyway, hi!