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STATUS: 'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.' 6 yrs ago
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6 yrs ago
Current 'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.'
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6 yrs ago
'There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster impersonating a human. Monstralization, maybe?'
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7 yrs ago
'If Zoey Ashe had known she was being stalked by a man who intended to kill her and then slowly eat her bones, she would've worried more about that and less about getting her cat off the roof.'
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7 yrs ago
"And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and then came back from the dead like that."
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7 yrs ago
"We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?"
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"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate

Most Recent Posts

In "Okay, This Looks Bad." → 9 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Butt butt butt.

Awww, that's rough.

Husbandito misses In-N-Out like crazy. I'm ambivalent, but it breaks his heart.

I miss this little Indian restaurant in Bath. My cousin had her hen's night there and it was incredible ;A; I can't find anything that compares stateside. -weeps-

How'd you like Asia? I've yet to have the pleasure to travel there.
In "Okay, This Looks Bad." → 9 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Losing delicious places is the worst. ): such butt.
In "Okay, This Looks Bad." → 9 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
I haven't had Jamba Juice in years! Damn. I used to have that all the time. The nearest one is like, 2 hours away haha.
In "Okay, This Looks Bad." → 9 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Awwww ye.

I did! Leftover mozzarella meatballs omnomnomnomnom.
In "Okay, This Looks Bad." → 9 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Take care of yourself, brosephine! I'm hella patient.

Also I just realised that I have yet to eat. oops. >.> -herp derp raging hypocrite-
In Let's Gush! → 9 yrs ago Forum: Roleplaying Discussion
The joy of plotting, building a new and awesome character, and the thread actually takes off! It's so satisfying. Also, finding someone you're super compatible and comfortable writing with. Yay!
In "Okay, This Looks Bad." → 9 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
awwwww yeeeeeeee
Looking forward to it homeskillet!
In Blue Moon → 9 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
She really didn’t mean to do it. But he was shuffling so awkwardly, fumbling over his words, fidgeting with his helmet, and it was beyond endearing. Carys laughed. It wasn’t a malicious thing, more a giggle than anything else, but she just couldn’t help it. Her grey eyes danced up at him, brow arching, her dimple making an appearance.

“Well, I’m not completely alone, right?” she said with a grin, letting the statement hang in the air.

“If I’d slept for more than eight hours in the past three days, I’d invite you in for coffee or something,” Carys said lightly, fingers fiddling with the ends of her brunette locks. “But Past Carys made some really poor life choices, and now Present Carys needs a thirty hour nap. Or a nice relaxing coma.”

She reached out, gently punching his arm, the motion playful.

“But text me, yeah? When I finally rise from my eternal sleep, I’m going to need someone to show me around properly, and I’m pretty sure my roommate is swamped with university. It was good seeing you, Chase,” she offered a small wave, taking a few steps backwards before finally turning and making a beeline for her box-filled bedroom, intent on finally sleeping.
In Taco's Taco Truck, Take Three: The Return of the Taco. Updated 02/13/19 → 9 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Interest Checks
-hip bump!-
In "Okay, This Looks Bad." → 9 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Thanks for your patience <3
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