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El Taco Taco
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Schist happens.
STATUS: 'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.' 6 yrs ago
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'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.'
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'There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster impersonating a human. Monstralization, maybe?'
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'If Zoey Ashe had known she was being stalked by a man who intended to kill her and then slowly eat her bones, she would've worried more about that and less about getting her cat off the roof.'
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"And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and then came back from the dead like that."
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"We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?"
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"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate
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HE LOVE CATS THO. And it's purrfect perfect. We're only borrowing our friends cat for photos and some light photoshopping. >.>
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I'm justifying this by not actually adopting a cat. That makes it okay. Yesssss. >.>
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I'm justifying this by not actually adopting a cat. That makes it okay. Yesssss. >.>
Hey, convincing one's spouse that they've adopted a cat, despite said spouse being hella allergic, while they're out to sea isn't like, too mean of a prank, right? Asking for a friend. >.>
It's from You Again, which is a flawless movie. GO WATCH IT.
I am, admittedly, hella stoked to go be fabulous with my college girlfriends. The place we are going has an amazing bar and I am just weak of will. Sobriety sucks! (But not really, but yes really)
I am not sure I have the willpower to change it. Hernandez is just too cute.
I am, admittedly, hella stoked to go be fabulous with my college girlfriends. The place we are going has an amazing bar and I am just weak of will. Sobriety sucks! (But not really, but yes really)
I am not sure I have the willpower to change it. Hernandez is just too cute.
I think I finally have my Sammy groove back, but I've got Galentines today, and I will be hecka busy regretting my decision to acknowledge my borderline alcoholism and quit drinking galling it up!
Carys slept for sixteen hours, not thirty. It was as if she'd time traveled; one moment she had just collapsed on her bed, the next moment it was the middle of the morning. Eyes easing open, she winced at the sunlight streaming happily through her bay windows. Foggy with sleep, Carys missed her night stand the first time. Her hand tried again, fingers catching the edge. A third try, she caught a cord and sent her phone flying onto the ground.
Carys groaned, pressing her face into her pillow. Maybe she could just give up on today and sleep it all away.
Instead, Carys managed to sit up, brunette hair all askew, grey eyes unfocused. It was cold, she mused in annoyance. Disentangling her legs from the sheets, she wrapped the pale cotton around her slim frame. That was dressed enough for now.
After several moments, she slipped off her bed. Fishing her phone out from between boxes, she flipped through it. Junk email from lists she didn't remember subscribing to, Facebook notifications, a few texts that made her frown before deleting them. That scumbag really didn't understand the meaning of "no contact". Maybe a new number was in order.
First things first, she mused; she needed to shower and see if she could become human, and not simply a Carys shaped lump. She couldn't put off unpacking much longer, as desperately unappealing as it sounded.
Carys groaned, pressing her face into her pillow. Maybe she could just give up on today and sleep it all away.
Instead, Carys managed to sit up, brunette hair all askew, grey eyes unfocused. It was cold, she mused in annoyance. Disentangling her legs from the sheets, she wrapped the pale cotton around her slim frame. That was dressed enough for now.
After several moments, she slipped off her bed. Fishing her phone out from between boxes, she flipped through it. Junk email from lists she didn't remember subscribing to, Facebook notifications, a few texts that made her frown before deleting them. That scumbag really didn't understand the meaning of "no contact". Maybe a new number was in order.
First things first, she mused; she needed to shower and see if she could become human, and not simply a Carys shaped lump. She couldn't put off unpacking much longer, as desperately unappealing as it sounded.
I should have a post for you soon--my Sadie muse just decided to shrivel up for a bit >.<
Oof, Shelton. Never been to Ocean Shores, should probably look into it. I've only been here for like...nearly 5 years, haha. I seriously need to explore.
Yeah, traveling with the military is way different than as a civilian. Not a lot of time or freedom on port call.
Haha, and Bainbridge, no less. Pretentious McSnobtown there.
Haha, and Bainbridge, no less. Pretentious McSnobtown there.
I'm hoping to do some travel after grad school. We're planning England and South America right now to visit family, but he's going all over Asia on this deployment. Hopefully he'll want to go back, haha!
Ahhh, I miss good Thai. There's a pretty decent place in Bainbridge, Sawatdy Thai, that's this beautiful place in this little dingy strip mall, probably the best we've got over here.
The best place I've found here is by the Bremerton ferry terminal, The Curry. It's pretty good! Decently priced, too.
Ahhh, I miss good Thai. There's a pretty decent place in Bainbridge, Sawatdy Thai, that's this beautiful place in this little dingy strip mall, probably the best we've got over here.
The best place I've found here is by the Bremerton ferry terminal, The Curry. It's pretty good! Decently priced, too.
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