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El Taco Taco female Member

Schist happens.

STATUS: 'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.' 6 yrs ago
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6 yrs ago
Current 'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.'
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6 yrs ago
'There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster impersonating a human. Monstralization, maybe?'
2 likes
7 yrs ago
'If Zoey Ashe had known she was being stalked by a man who intended to kill her and then slowly eat her bones, she would've worried more about that and less about getting her cat off the roof.'
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7 yrs ago
"And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and then came back from the dead like that."
7 likes
7 yrs ago
"We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?"
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"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate

Most Recent Posts

In blackbird claw, raven wing [ closed for El Taco Taco && Nemaisare ] → 9 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Pffft, not crappy at all, nerd.
In Official Welcoming Comittee → 9 yrs ago Forum: Suggestions/Problems
What on earth is there to get upset over about a welcoming committee?

Regardless, I think it's a brilliant idea. The more friendliness, the better c:
In "Okay, This Looks Bad." → 9 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
In Taco's Taco Truck, Take Three: The Return of the Taco. Updated 02/13/19 → 9 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Interest Checks
@Carravin

Awww yissss.

I'll shoot you a PM.
In Taco's Taco Truck, Take Three: The Return of the Taco. Updated 02/13/19 → 9 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Interest Checks
Bump! You know you want to write delicious Harry Potter goodness with me.
In "Okay, This Looks Bad." → 9 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Dawwwwwwww, ok. I forgive you all the times.
In "Okay, This Looks Bad." → 9 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Aw, no worries. ♡ i forgive you.

THIS TIME D:<
In "Okay, This Looks Bad." → 9 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
In "Okay, This Looks Bad." → 9 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
In Long ago, in a distant land... → 9 yrs ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
Aww yee, Samurai Jack goodness.

Welcome to the guild! Hope you have a grand time here.
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