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'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.'
6 yrs ago
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'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.'
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6 yrs ago
'There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster impersonating a human. Monstralization, maybe?'
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7 yrs ago
'If Zoey Ashe had known she was being stalked by a man who intended to kill her and then slowly eat her bones, she would've worried more about that and less about getting her cat off the roof.'
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7 yrs ago
"And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and then came back from the dead like that."
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7 yrs ago
"We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?"
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Bio
"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate
In another life, Adarun would have been a Shaper, would have married a respectable noble and born him children, and she would never have left Orzammar. And had she not met a Grey Warden and heard of the mysteries of the surface, she'd have never seen the sun. Curiosity tempted her to the world above and locked the gates of Orzammar behind her.
After a few months topside, Adarun fell in with the Coterie and spent the next several years lending her sharp mind and blades to the pursuit of profit. The Breach was The Absolute Worst--after growing impatient with the surface's rather Dwarven politicking, Adarun answered the Inquisition's call at first word. At least someone is trying to fix shit.
Compact, yet dense with muscle, Adarun is surprisingly nimble. She wears her pale blonde hair shaved close on the left and in a practical bob. Her skin is pale and rather prone to burns and freckling. A thin scar bisects her face below blue eyes. Adarun has a rather bad case of resting bitch face, and a fondness for Dwarven jewelry.
Adulting is the fucking worst. I feel you. And no worries! I am a patient Taco.
Ughhhh, so busy. House repairs cropped up, so that's been butt. Poking around grad schools and working on cosplay has been less butt tho. So that's nice!
Just letting you know; I have about half a starter written, but I'm going to have to put it on hold until the weekend. I'm having a crazy busy week. Sorry!
Honestly, it's up to you. I'm always stoked to read your posts, so I'm totally on board with just getting set one right meow, but I'm greedy like that.
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"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate[/indent][hr]
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/ujGslCW.jpg" /></div><br><div class="bb-indent">"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate</div><hr class="bb-hr"><br></div>
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