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'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.'
6 yrs ago
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'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.'
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6 yrs ago
'There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster impersonating a human. Monstralization, maybe?'
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7 yrs ago
'If Zoey Ashe had known she was being stalked by a man who intended to kill her and then slowly eat her bones, she would've worried more about that and less about getting her cat off the roof.'
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7 yrs ago
"And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and then came back from the dead like that."
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7 yrs ago
"We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?"
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Bio
"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate
My roomies dog needs a playmate and we finally bullied my husband into okaying this. Bwehehehehe.
I actually got the opposite feel, that Clint was like, dead on, so expect massive rambles of thoughts and feels as soon as i rewatch it ♡ in casual Natasha cosplay once again bc I am god damn trash
I didn't actually sew this catsuit, although I'm ordering swatches for a new one. I got talked into cosplaying Siryn, so that's two catsuit I need to sew now...why do I do this to myself
My friend commissions her cosplay, she cannot be trusted with a needle. Clumsiest human being alive
I've only seen it once, but I didn't really get that feel. What's up? I need more meta and critique to keep in mind for my next viewing
Indeedilidoo! I went to an amazing photoshoot this weekend. If I can get my props fixed, I'm doing another one as Nat on the 21st, and then a twisted fairy tale themed one on the 22nd. This Winter Soldier cosplayer is SO GOOD. Like, her sad Bucky eyes were heart wrenching aahhhhh I love her. We're hoping to do more fight scenes and some BuckyNat at the next shoot ♡♡♡
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"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate[/indent][hr]
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/ujGslCW.jpg" /></div><br><div class="bb-indent">"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate</div><hr class="bb-hr"><br></div>