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16 days ago
Current Repping a brand new NRP that might seem familiar to the regulars: That's right folks, Gateways is back! roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
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7 mos ago
As someone who lost a parent before their time... It's never a bad time to give your folks a call and see how they're doing. One day you're going to say goodbye for the last time.
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8 mos ago
NRPs are also usually advanced level with tons of writing per post. I co-GM'd one that ended up being the length of one and a half LotR books. That not only takes time, but also makes them fragile.
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11 mos ago
Bought Helldivers 2 because of the online hype, didn't expect that much. Ended up putting 5 hours into it on my first session. For Super-Earth and Managed Democracy! Oorah!
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1 yr ago
*Inexplicable Weezer - Buddy Holly riff.*
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@Elgappa
WARPSTONE!
Ok. @Elgappa A bunch of complete skavens, mixed with a little bit of dwarf. Always trying to make barmy technology, probably blow themselves up constantly, but when they does get something down pat, they can crank lots of it out, and it's generally a somewhat decent technology. Always at war with spiders, due to inhabiting the ground floor, with tunnels to the cellar. Unusually, normally not bothered by cats, due to the fact that they have crude mortar emplacements.
@Commodore

Did somebody say no time to make weapons?
@ClocktowerEchos

Holy god.
In which case, the salvage kings shall have all the boom powder!
@Elgappa
>No gunpowders
>Firecrackers are fine

BUT FIRECRACKERS HAVE GUNPOWDER IN THEM.
@ClocktowerEchos Very true, but they did make fireworks fast, and when you're under attack constantly by dragon-sized creatures, big explody things would be handy.
@ClocktowerEchos They know it explodes. They know things caught in explosions go flying. Sending bad things flying at people they don't like is perfectly valid.
We'd probably specialise in making boom powder cannons.

Step one: Make a barrel using whatever.
Step two: *CAREFULLY* pour boom powder down barrel.
Step three: Take matchstick and jam it into boom powder.
Step four: Place ball bearing into barrel.
Step five: Light matchstick. Run like hell.
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