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Current Repping a brand new NRP that might seem familiar to the regulars: That's right folks, Gateways is back! roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
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As someone who lost a parent before their time... It's never a bad time to give your folks a call and see how they're doing. One day you're going to say goodbye for the last time.
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10 mos ago
NRPs are also usually advanced level with tons of writing per post. I co-GM'd one that ended up being the length of one and a half LotR books. That not only takes time, but also makes them fragile.
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Bought Helldivers 2 because of the online hype, didn't expect that much. Ended up putting 5 hours into it on my first session. For Super-Earth and Managed Democracy! Oorah!
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*Inexplicable Weezer - Buddy Holly riff.*
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I may have had a bit of a headstart on writing this. Alas, even I am not quite this efficient. It's mostly done, but there's still a few WIP bits in for me to polish up and get sparkling. All done! Let's rock and roll.


@SgtEasy

I have... No idea how I'm supposed to judge this. On the one hand it's objectively fucking hilarious ('hey folks, shit's fucked!' is my personal favourite line because of how off guard it caught me) and has clearly had effort put into it - nobody writes three and a half thousand words off their cuff, but... like, it's also very clearly a meme, and while it fits all the criteria that needs to be accepted, it doesn't feel right to allow an open meme nation into the RP completely unchanged.

There's a lot that's fun here and could be interesting to explore, and I'd definitely keep this original version of the sheet around because it's amazing, but I'd appreciate a less jokey version in order to be accepted.
Apes! Apes!

I WISH TO HEAR THE MONKES SING!
Malleck ‘Freepaw’

Talking to Thozna Scrapblast-of-Norplain@Smike


Malleck smelled the threat before he saw it. He knew that scent. He knew it well. He'd known it since he was a cub, and a brother had pressed him deep into the hollow of a boabab tree and then scampered up the branches to hide himself among its fruits, the pair praying that the sweet scent and the dust of the savannah would mask their own trail. It was almost a hyena, but beneath the stench that every predator had, there was something... Off. Almost rotten, an acrid taint that stung the edges of his nose and caused the fur around his collar to puff up instinctively.

Gulping softly to himself, turning around just in time for the gnoll to open her mouth and ask if she could accompany him. A nervous grin overtook him almost immediately, lips folding over his teeth to hide them from the threat in a display that any beastfolk would understand but few of the pink-skinned ones ever did.

"Aaheh... Sorry to dissapoint you there but I'm just headin' to see Athulwin. I'm sure there'll be other folks goin' to the city if you'd like to stick with them?" A quick cough and then he shied back a little, before muttering a very quiet "Please don't kill me" under his breath.




Gadri Abzan

Talking to too many people.


Gadri had only really been half-sincere when they'd offered to show people around the hold. They weren't of Clan Buraq, in fact, they'd never even been to this particular hold before, but they had enough faith in their own skills and memories of growing up in one not too dissimilar to this that they were sure they'd be fine if one or two folks tagged along. What they hadn't expected was for not one, not two, but three children to suddenly start riding their coattails, and then, to top it all off, the lumbering oaf of a giant had decided to tag along as well.

Gadri liked to think of themselves as a relatively egalitarian person. They had grown up surrounded by any number of races, almost all of them far taller than the stout mountainfolk that they called kin, but this 'Galaxor' and his kin were the most ludicrously tall of any of the people they'd ever encoutered, and to be frank, it felt indulgent to the extreme. No intelligent race needed that much height, that loud a voice, or that boistrous a personality. Overcompensating, that's what it was. Pure overcompensation.

"The... Sand?" Gadri had to crane their head up to even attempt to make eye contact with Galaxor, before turning back to address Ivraan, and through the half-elf the rest of the children accompanying them. They shuffled to face away from as much of the crowd as possible, tugging at the collar of their kaftanin an attempt to avoid attracting the attention that Galaxor had managed to with his roaring declaration that he was unfamiliar with sand. "I must confess I didn't expect to gather such a large group around me when I said I'd be heading in to the city." They turned, covering their face with a hand to try to discern the time. "It's almost midday. Prayer time."
@Eventua

I could have sworn I accepted this, until you pointed out in the Discord that I hadn't. Whoopsie! Avalon is, of course, confirmed.
Gadri Abzan
Talking to Terilu (@Tortoise)


Gadri raised an arm as the sand swirled around them, a small glower rising to their face before being quickly crushed back down. Just a kid, they reminded themselves, turning to face the young'un in question as they started talking. "Terilu, wasn't it?" They were used to the canine Ainok - no Dinnin wasn't, but the batfolk - Eratie, they believed they were called, were a new one to them.

"More mountains. The range gets vaster the deeper in you go. Abzan's an old clan." They paused for a second, adjusting the strap on their bag. "Was a dwarfhold, originally. Long, long time ago. Humans brought the faith with them, and it's grown from there. Its heart has always been in the mountains." If one was paying attention, they might notice that Gadri was dressed differently from how they usually attired themselves. It wasn't just the lack of their smith's apron and toolbelt (although their hammer sat where it always did,) no, Gadri had seemingly donned an entirely fresh set of clothes for this occasion. A loose fitted undershirt was almost entirely hidden by a light green kaftan and similarly coloured sash, accompanied by a beautifully decorated turban. Their shoes too were a far cry from the usual heavy boots - now they wore a set of lightweight leather shoes, unsuited for anything but perhaps a casual stroll.

It was easy to pass through the gates. Gadri offered a quick "As-salamu alaykum." and a bow of their head to the guards, who returned the greetings, one making a gesture with a splayed palm to accompany it. Then it was through and into the city itself... And what a city it was.

Almost all of the buildings were made from adobe, sunbaked for so long that it was easy to imagine that they had forgotten the rain itself. Smoke leaked from chimneys across the city, rising into the air where it swept past towering minarets, domed roofs, and, right at the heart of the city itself, visible even from the gates was a guilded ziggurat, what could only be a palace placed atop its peak. Even now, at the height of the day and with many businesses shut while the sun was at its peak people bustled through the streets - some poorly dressed, some clad in silks, and others still in steel. The air was filled with a dozen different scents all clashing against one another - spices, coalsmoke and sweat all swirling together, and they joined with the sounds of business and pleasure alike.

Gadri took a moment in the middle of it all to breathe in deeply, closing their eyes as a small smile swept across their face.
Malleck ‘Freepaw’


Malleck hadn't felt more at home for a very, very long time. The shifting of sand beneath his pawpads, the sight and warmth of the desert sun, the sound of the wind rolling over dunes and across the open terrain... Waves of nostalgia rolled over him, and if he closed his eyes he could almost hear the sounds of his pack - the yips of pups as they learnt that the sand was cooler than the roads that the clans laid out, the clicks and clacks of stargazer fetishes as they travelled, the quiet yips of hunters debating what prey to take.

Then he opened his eyes and looked out at the Mûmakils, the sea of tents and the impossible to miss walls, and he remembered that he was in the clanlands, not the rolling savannahs of his home. Ah well. Close enough. He trotted past the wagons and caravans being pulled up to the directed plot, heading towards the city walls and the guards standing on watch just outside it. As he approached, one turned to face him, the scowl across the guard's face becoming warmer as she took in who, exactly, she was talking to."

"Salamu alaykum! You've come a way from your hunting grounds, haven't you cousin?" They were dressed like most citizen soldiers: snake-like scales of burnished metal hung over her body underneath which sat he typical garb for anyone looking to stay cool in the desert - loose and flowing robes, to let sweat evaporate and be carried away... Although with all the metal being worn, sweat still beads across the woman's forehead.

"Wa salaam, Further than you might think!" Malleck was speaking Emeg̃ir now - the ancient tongue the Dinnin had adopted from those who had come before them, then slowly built atop. He turned to look at the Pilgrim's Caravan, then back to the gates. "So, cousin... I have to admit that it's been a long time since I visited a clanhold. Anything I should know?"

The guard copied his look, her gauntleted fingers tightening a little around the haft of her pike. "Tell those you walk with to mind themselves here. A fresh crop of captives makes everyone cautious for a while - never know when the kaffin might try something when this many of them are together. The army's got no patience for troublemakers - easy for someone to end up on the wrong side of an auction."

Malleck bit his lip a little and nodded slowly. "I'll let the group know. May the stars light your path, cousin."

"And may the flame light yours." With Malleck on the retreat, the guard turned back to their duties, the Ainok scampering off to try and find Athulwin... And maybe some of those he'd heard the most offended by the ideas of slaves. Things were done differently here - hopefully they'd understand.




Gadri Abzan


Gadri took a deep breath as their forge rolled to a halt, then slowly began gathering up the bags they'd packed for just this occasion. They had reached a clanhold. This was their land - their people... And their religion now held sway. The sun told them they had arrived a little before midday - sweltering hot, yes, but more importantly, a time for prayer and reflection. They didn't know when they'd get a chance to pray in a Masjid again, and even if they did this alone, they couldn't pass up the chance. Unfortunately, the only other Dinnin that they knew of within the caravan was Malleck, and the Ainok had their own peculiar ways of going about things... Which just left anyone interested in a cultural experience, they supposed.

"Heading into the city," they rumbled out. "Anyone feels like seeing what a clanhold is really like... Be happy to show you."
Malleck ‘Freepaw’

Addressing @Tortoise


The Ainok were best suited to open plains and rolling savannah, where they could let loose their full speed and tear across the landscape... This constrained forest was hardly the best terrain then, but even so malleck would have had to actively try to be as slow as Athulwin, something that the young storyteller just didn't quite have the patience in him to be able to do. Every now and again he'd stop his traversal of the forest to turn back to the older man and let loose an impatient yip or heavy huff, but despite his complaining he never let the monk out of his sight until at last the pair had arrived into the artificial clearing.

Almost immediately the Ainok could tell something was wrong. Without thinking, Malleck's lips drew back, his ears flattened and his tail stiffened, the dog's nose repeatedly probing the air. There was a scent they'd never encountered before on the edge of their scent. They mentioned as much to Athulwin, before eagerly nodding at his suggestion and slipping back into the treeline, blotched fur making him remarkably hard to track among the sun-dappled forest.
A Horse With No Name

Featuring Senhore Ninguem


I was looking at a river bed
and the story it told of a river that flowed
made me sad to think it was dead


A horse plodded its way along a dusty riverbank, each hoofprint implanting itself into the cracked earth beneath it. Above the horses' head floated islands of rock, upon which swarmed men, woman and machines, busying themselves like ants did to support their hive. Atop the horse's back sat a rider, wearing a wide hat and a wider poncho, one hand lightly resting atop the reins.

The rider adjusted their hat and looked out, across the lodefield that they'd reached after two day's ride. It would have been easier to take a jetbike, but that would have been a little too conspicuous for their liking. Besides - they'd be leaving here on the back of one anyway. The figure took a swig from their canteen, then urged their steed on. Just a little distance longer. A little distance further.

In the desert, you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain


At the center of the lodefield sat a squat, ugly processing plant and its accompanying support structures. Vehicle platforms to ferry goods and workers to and from the fields, squat bunkhouses to keep those workers out of the baking sun. Shops and bars to keep them entertained and spending their paycheques right back to the company.

It was a neat little operation - and the perfect place for a group of wanted criminals to lay low. Or, it would have been, if there was any place to truly hide on Azulvista. Reaching the outskirts of the small settlement, the figure slid off the back of their horse, spurs jingling a little as their heels hit the ground.

After nine days, I let the horse run free
'cause the desert had turned to sea
there were plants and birds and rocks things
there was sand and hills and rings


They tossed the reigns of the horse to a stableboy and followed it up with a small credstick, tipping their hat a little in thanks, then turned to leave. They had timed their arrival nearly perfectly. The sun was low in the horizon, bathing the sky in deep hues of yellows, pinks and reds, and the workers were coming home from the fields, haulers and rumblers slowly moving their way back towards the base. Above them, floodlights clicked on, bathing the chapped dirt and simple roads in light perhaps even less forgiving than that of the sun that was leaving them.

The figure turned and headed towards the building that so many others were heading towards. A sign overhead proudly displayed it as the Motherlode, and already light and life and music filtered out from its swinging doors. The rider banged off the dirt and grit that had accumulated on their boots, then headed in, attracting no attention amongst all the other patrons.

Taking up a position in the corner of the room, they scanned the area and waited. A waitress came up to ask them if they needed anything, but the figure simply shook their head. "Waiting for an acquaintance," was all they offered by way of explanation, and the minutes continued to tick by, until... Three men, brusque, burly, and all clearly having just come from work, heading to the bar all together.

Pushing themselves off the wall, they clacked their spur against the wooden floor, loud enough to turn a few heads, then reached to their hat, adjusting it up just enough that the barest glimpse of their neck was now visible.

"Leone Bastilla, Hugo Molina and Raul Ortiz?" Their hands set comfortably at their waist, the three men pausing, then slowly turning to face the lone figure.

"Who's asking." It wasn't really said as a question, but the figure would humour them regardless. Reaching underneath their poncho, the figure drew out a badge emblazoned with a star, their fingers covering up the identifying information.

"Federales. You're under arrest for armed assault, kidnapping, the taking of hostages, theft of federal property and murder." The figure took a step forward, and the rest of the crowd slowly pulled back from the figure. Lodefields were full of criminals and ex-cons, but most of them had come out to the fields for a second chance - a way to earn good money without oversight, where their crimes didn't matter much. As the figure had predicted, none were willing to stick their necks out in this altercation.

"You out here alone?" That one was a question, the three men slowly spreading out to form a loose semicircle. The leading man - Leone, reached down to his belt, and the federales' eyes followed his arm down, to the gun sitting at his hip.

"You draw that and you don't leave here alive. Only warning." The rider's hands vanished behind their poncho and for a moment the crowd froze, only to calm a little as they drew out a cigarette.

"You out here alone?" Leone repeated again, the other two men now also reaching for their weapons.

"You going to keep saying that?" The cigarette moved from hand to hand, and although the figure's eyes were shadowed, it was easy to feel their gaze boring a hole through the man across from them. "Or are you going to come along now?"

There wasn't a reply from the three men. In a desperate burst of motion guns were wrenched from holsters, and patrons dived for cover. The federales simply flicked their cigarette into the air and wrenched themself to the side, bullets whipping past where they'd just been standing and smashing into the woodwork of the bar behind them.

In one smooth motion their poncho was tossed to one side, their left hand coming across their body to draw a bulky black revolver. It barked three times in rapid succession, the sound ear-splittingly loud in the confined space. Then, everything fell silent bar the unmistakable sound of blood leaking onto panel flooring.

The figure caught the spinning cigarette and slid it into their mouth. Without speaking more words, the figure paced over to the bodies on the floor and checked each one for a pulse. They pressed the dead men's fingerprints down against a small scanner, ran that same scanner over their faces, then finally put a small mark next to each one's name. Deceased.

"I'll let your security handle the bodies. Case is closed."

Under the cities lies a heart made of ground
but the humans will give no love





Hail to the Khan

Featuring Orda Khan
Notifying Player: @Eventua


A small smile played over Orda Khan’s face as he processed the news. Perhaps this place was not as rich as Old Sol, but they had an opportunity here. This realm was poorly controlled by weak, fragmented groups. There was no strong central authority to repulse the full might of a Horde, and they could easily establish dominion over the area near the Gateway. It was almost perfect.

The orders went out swiftly. This was to be almost no different from any other expedition into an asteroid belt. They were to establish supply lines, conduct expeditions to find new resources… And inform those that they came across that this territory was now under the rule of the Khaghnate.

There was just that one crucial difference: Intercept any of the ice haulers or their tagged cargo. For those that did not resist, every courtesy was to be given to them. For those who did… Let the White Horde grow.

He however, along with a few of the more powerful vessels under his command, were not about to sit idle. They had learnt that there were other groups out there in this system: In the inner belt, around their promised planet, and he intended on making contact with all of them. There was no use in establishing oneself if none were aware of you after all.

His eyes turned to the endless stretch of Uzay before him, and as the White Horde scattered across it, he felt a swelling satisfaction take hold. Who knew what potential lay before him? With a system at his call, his Horde would grow rich. His brother may have secured the Golden Horde… But he knew as well as all the Khans that such a position was precarious, and could be toppled.

You just needed to push with enough strength.




Juan Paolo Jonás Is A Pirate

Featuring… Juan Paolo Jonás
Notifying Player: @Tortoise]


The skies above Mars had become a hub of activity ever since Larenzo Martillo had made his fateful deal with Gregor Mayer. Construction craft, surplus military vessels, trade vessels… All had moved their way to the Red Planet and settled themselves around what was fast becoming a bustling spaceport set above Olympus Mons.

But a very unusual ship had come into this fleet. It was small, unarmed and not very impressive, having only a few crewmembers to its name… But it wasn’t here to take part in this frontier frenzy. No, instead it came to fuel it.

Capitán Juan Paolo Jonás sat in a high-backed chair and grinned like a madman. His family had thought him mad, for leaving behind the Azulvistan system to invest himself into this bizarre plebeian attempt at a mercenary company… But he had seen something more in Coronel Martillo’s move for influence. The plebs were fine soldiers and make no mistake, and he had no doubt that the planetbound mercenaries would see plenty of contracts… But he had brought with him ships, and ships were something altogether different.

As he could already crow about, for a client had arrived.specifically seeking out the services of the Extrasolar Mercenary Corporation’s vessels, and Juan Paolo was more than happy to oblige. For now, the navyman sat behind a heavyset wooden desk, swirled a glass of near pitch-black rum, and let a smile play across his face.

The door across from him swung open, and a severe looking woman tromped in, high heels clacking against the metal floor. Her bodyguards glanced inside, then reached to the door handle and shut it firmly, leaving just the two to do business.

“Aah, the marquesa de Isla de Santa, a pleasure to meet you in the flesh. Can I offer you refreshments? A drink?” Jonás reached for the decanter of rum and gave it a swirl, the alcohol leaving a distinct wake against the glass.

“Thank you, but I’ll have to decline.I assume you are the señor Jonás whom I was told to contact?” The marquesa settled down into the less comfortable chair across from the ma, setting a briefcase down next to her.

“Indeed madame, but I think you’ll find it’s Capitán. Worry not! No offence was taken… Now, how can I help you?” He set the decanter down with a clink, then let his finger ring the rim of the glass.

“I presume you have not failed to notice the gigantic ramshackle construction currently dwarfing all but the Meeting Place in this system.”

“Indeed I have not marquesa. I presume this is relevant to your commission then?” He took a slow sip, the liquor burning as it slipped down his throat.

“It has come to my attention that three Azulvistan diplomats boarded it, and departed it having conducted a sale of five thousand and five… ‘Syms,’ along with a thousand and one minds for these syms.” She frowned.

“Our constitution does not cover those who are not citizens of the state, but it is nonetheless the duty of patricians to stand up to injustice where we see it carried out.Those three men may not have seen it this way, but to me, the purchase of bodies… Of minds?” She shook her head. “It is little better than slavery. An institution best extinguished wherever it rears its ugly head.”

Juan nodded somberly. “So you wish for us to do something about it?”

“Indeed. I am under no apprehension that you could attack such a large vessel without causing a diplomatic incident, but their home system is known, and they must traffic millions of individuals within it. I want your men to send a message. A decisive one.”

The capitán grinned. “Something I am sure they will be happy to do… But persecuting a campaign, even a just and righteous one, cannot be done on an empty purs-”

The marquesa waved her hand dismissively. “I represent a group of individuals similarly displeased with this arrangement. You will have your funds. We will expect results.” She abruptly stood up and was about to leave before Paolo Jonás coughed. He knew how this went, but nonetheless stood up and offered a hand across.

“To a fruitful relationship then. You will have your results.” The other patrician took his palm, grasped it firmly and shook.

“Further information is within my briefcase. I wish you good hunting.”
Gadri Abzan and Madame Morvanne


Addressing @Antediluvixen


Gadri pulled themselves to their feet and carefully rewound their saw, placing it back where it belonged among their other tools. Its job was done, and now it was time for another to take the fore. As all good smiths did, they had quite a few hammers adorning their belt and lined up in their wagon, but only one would do for this strange situation. Three pounds of alloyed starmetal on a thick steel haft, shimmering in the clearing carved out by this alien craft. The weight was familiar in their hand, the script intricately woven into its haft a tale of splendour, craftsmanship and durability.

But in a pinch, it could crack skulls just as easily as it worked a piece of white-hot metal.

A figure poked its head out of the hatch that Gadri had opened, then yelped and dived back in. The only thing that the dwarf had glimpsed was a pair of fluffy ears and the briefest sight of eyes, which told them... Almost nothing as to its inhabitants, other than that they were perhaps one of the beastraces.

Or at least, that's what Gadri had thought, until a second pair of ears came out of the capsule, soon followed by one of the oddest specimens they had seen in their three-score-and-ten years in the caravan. They had seen the beastraces in all manner, shape and form, and equally they had seen any number of dwarflike races too... But the only peoples they had seen that came somewhat close to the stranger now emerging out before them was the snakelike Dinnin- half of one, half of the other.

And this was definitely not a Dinnin.

In fact, not only was it (she?) definitely not a Dinni but she also appeared to be armed, and was now yelling very, very loudly in a language that Gadri had never heard. Before the dwarf could hope to begin puzzling this out however, a message - carried by the wind from the caravan to their ears, swept over them.

Stay away from that thing.

Morvanne grit her teeth a little as the message reached her ears. One of her hands had already come down to her little satchel to draw free her wand, but this... This was wrong. All of it, badly wrong.

Contrary to what some may think, Obliturges had no intrinsic ability to understand essences. They existed in all living things and many unliving things besides - seeing the ever-present powers that laid behind the world would be a maddening experience… But she didn’t need to see the roiling energies surrounding this foreign object to know that was wrong.

It lay in the furrow it had carved like a cancer - unnatural and foreign. The forest resisted it, the skies had rejected it… And now Gadri had let whatever dwelt within it free.

“Non est mea culpa…”



Malleck ‘Freepaw’

Addressing @Tortoise]


Of all the folks currently within the caravan, it was perhaps Malleck who realised what was going on first. His ears were broad and sensitive - sensitive enough that the onrush of air tickled the sensitive hairs at the edges of his hearing long before the unrefined senses of the human he was next to. His head snapped back, away from Athulwin, and he stared up into the sky, eyes just about making out the uneven shape as it tumbled down through the air.

He stared at it until it vanished behind the trees, and for a moment, the only thing that ran through his mind was a simple ”A God?

Then came the storm. A sundering blow loud enough for his ears to fold over in pain, the entertainer wincing a little at its fury just as the gust of wind blasted over the halted line of wagons and carts. He looked up just in time to see the energies swirl around his monastic compatriot… And stay there creating a storm that buffets the young Ainok. His tambourine lets out an almighty clatter as the swirling energies rattle its zills about. For a moment he takes a half-step forward, unsure of what to do but every instinct telling him that nothing is not an option, before Athulwin’s mouth opens, and the winds die almost instantly.

But then it as if nothing happened, and the sparkle that is so common in Malleck’s eyes has returned. His friend is struggling to stand. Before Athulwin can so much as let the flame tickle the back of his throat the hound-man is stepping forward, taking one of the monk’s arms and bracing it over his shoulder.

”It’s Malleck anyway, he joked as he began to stand back up. ”I think you humans have a joke about formalities being owed to their parents? But nah, it’s always just Malleck. Freepaw’s to let myfolks know that I ain’t done nothing wrong to be wandering like this.”

His tail begun a steady rhythm of wags
and he let a toothy grin split his lips. ”Come on then Mr Athulwin, let’s go meet this God, hmm?

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