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I'm an... alien... and at the same time, a traveller, who tends to not get along very well with the laws of physics... also i'm equally as lost as you... and i can help you get out of this bind if you want.


And feed us to your pets you keep worlds away? I can't say I'm sold on your offer.

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I don't represent the whole order young one! *I chuckle* And you'd be surprised just how pious most monks are especially the oracle circle. But me... i'm just a recluse hermit who goes along with the order as best as i can.


Droll: Then I ask again, what brings you here specifically, revered one?
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Yes... buuut... this is my cheat day! You'd think Lysthiell would not bother with such minor rule skipping... after all, i did travel from Planet Ley-9 all the way to here with the speed of though... so the powers have not been taken away as a punishment.


Droll: The order is perhaps less pious than I originally thought.
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Hmm... cute... I don't know what i am anymore dude... Honestly... *My copy merges back with me* and that tea smells awfully a lot like a herb my people liked to smoke despite it being illegal everywhere...


It doesn't have much of a scent to me. But that's not important. What are you, alien?
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*I savour every drop of the substance* First off, that station was a sacrilege, i remember the early days when i first decided to dedicate my life to ascetism. The empire was so proud with their technology that could defy the universe... *I carry on rambling about the good old days* Anyway where was i, you were touched by a higher being. This is why i came here, whatever transpired here, is no longer mere diplomacy between living organic beings, like ourselves, and containment protocols for deadly anomalies...


Droll: *Interjects on one of the rabbit trails*
Doesn't scorch violate your asceticism?
@Etcetera
*Offers you the tea without saying a word as i keep sideyeing the alien Ben with evident paranoia*


*Takes the tea and blows on it*

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What do you think i meant? *I proceed to divide myself as the other me slumps to the ground bored*


Exactly what I said. Are you some kind of computer representation?
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*Nods in understanding* The ways of the higher beings elude us even to this day son... but i've seen a pattern of denying the existence of more than what we can toy with using our limited abilities increase rather alarmingly across the United Empire. *Looks at the liquid* OOH! is that SCORCH?! *I start salivating in true recluse old geezer fashion*


Droll: Erm. Help yourself.
*Pours another cup*
You were saying?

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So uummm... do i go for a space swim oorrr....?


*Glances back to Oriell*
First. What do you mean you made a copy?
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*Holds my hands out in defence with a timid smile* Please child! Don't go calling me your honor... although yes the temples do that... way too much... anyway... *A flicker of light flows out from your shadow and hovers in the palm of my hands* Well, all i can say, is that you were touched by divinity not that long ago, and it has nothing to do with that sacrilegious derelict station...


Droll: I've survived many a combat I had no business walking out alive from. Perhaps you could call that divine intervention.
*Prepares a cup of thick black liquid from a dispenser*

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*I shake my head in weariness and pout as i give up* Aight... i've just about had it with this insanity, i'mma go make myself some Karp tea... want some Rem? and alien guy? *clearly a couple of screws just left my faculties now*


*Pinches my temple*
I wish I wanted to refuse.
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Bah... young one! I'm just a monk of Lysthiell. You know our kind and how recluse we like to be... I'm here to evaluate your spiritual aura. You may be a saint after what just transpired.


Droll: *Speaks with a degree of suspicion but without hostility*
A saint? I think I've committed a few sins too many to be called one of those, your honor, or whatever title your kind goes by.
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... uuuh... didn't really intend on coming onboard your ship, but i guess a last minute projection of my being as i was collapsing back there with your... corporal? kinda made me appear in my last conscious link? Unintended. And you are lost, so i take it i'm no longer in your territory anymore?


You're on our ship!
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*Squeals* What are you doooiiing?!!? We are in literal no man's... sky... here... there's no way our broadcast is going to be picked by anybody known here! *I keep a weary and defensive expression when looking at Ben*


*Glares*
Don't tell him that—

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*I chuckle* Man, you gotta love how similar your people are with mine when faced with the unknown... speaking on the unknown... where the heck are we? Just great... i copy myself out just in case i get disected by your military only to find myself... here... *I point out the window of the ship*


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