<Snipped quote by Etcetera>
*I grab a piece of trash from the ground that would be no bigger than a morsel of paper as it begins to glow incandescently*
Well... it really does depend on what is the official definition of science Officer Heelton... *I say pensively*
Droll: Can't call myself a scientist. I leave that to the lab coats.
*Ceremonially turns my cup upside down and sets it on the counter*