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"You're a slave to history."
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"He was infuriated to see Jinguuji-san eating with another man."
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"When you get to the point where you can laugh at your mistakes, you'll find new things to replace what you lost."
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"Damn stupid sun, making it morning whenever it wants even though I'm sleepy. Who does it think it is? Doesn't it know it has me to thank for its continued existence? "
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You showed up.

One way or another, you've arrived at my profile. You've taken a wrong turn in an alleyway because you didn't pay enough attention to your map. You've heard of something cool and new and thought maybe you'd see what all the fuss is about? Or maybe it is that you noticed like me updating my status or were lurking through an RP or something I am in and just kinda clicked my profile, that happens too. Regardless, you'll come to learn that your actions have consequences. Not this one since you can always just, like, leave.

I have a few names and I don't mind being called whatever you fancy at that given time. KingofTheSpectrum, FamishedPants, ChadChadlainn. Any derivative of these is fine as well. Most tend to use Pants, however. I'm nearing my thirties and enjoy games, anime, V-tubers, and visual novels. You can find my still-obsolete list here as it contains everything important on it.

As for games particularly, I am a huge fan of Devil May Cry, Metal Gear Solid, Nier and its sequel, FFXIV, and recently, Project Wingman.I tend to lean towards shooters and action games, but I have also wasted 8+ years on League of Legends. I think the only games I tend to avoid are card games and sports games, but there can always be exceptions.

For anime, I tend to watch whatever looks entertaining. It doesn't have to be good. I've seen a lot of the generic, poor-quality isekai harems that are out there. It's difficult to remember what I actually genuinely like, but Chaika the Coffin Princess comes to mind, as well as FMA: Brotherhood. I'm currently enjoying Tokyo Revengers.

I've read my fair share of visual novels, as my list would tell you. I can't recommend going through Muv Luv Extra/Unlimited, then playing Alternative enough! Big fan of Rance, Grisaia no Kajitsu, and Demonbane as well. I could probably go on and on about them, but I'll stop here.

Also, fuck you, Broken.

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H i l a r i a



"Oh shit waddup."

— Hilaria


To many, it would be a rather strange sight to see a magical girl so casually strolling down the streets when things in Penrose had gotten so... eventful. Increased monster attacks and a rather zealous new faction joining the fray had most, if not all, magical girls in a bit of an upset. But not this one. As if it was nothing more significant than just a Tuesday, this one kept a rather bright expression in this darkness, and even hummed softly to herself as she carried along the sidewalk.

Her appearance would have appeared innocent, albeit out of place, were it not for the fact she was stained in blood. And not all of it was red, either. Contrary to her relaxed disposition, she hadn't been slacking off since she returned. Her patron required positive emotions in order to sustain itself, and what better way to obtain those than to save people from certain death at the hands of a being they'd never known existed? At least to Hilaria, this made the most sense. She would simply kill any monsters she happened across, and since they were so prone to attack nowadays, the short time she'd spent her had proved fruitful.

Hilaria suddenly stopped, hearing something not of the norm.

"Mm~?" she curiously glanced upwards, where the sound was coming from. "Eh~? Hilaria doesn't remember that sort of thing~" she said to herself as she watched a patrol car fly through the air, alarms blaring. She found it difficult to keep up with the ever-advancing world, as most of the time days felt like minutes to her. She almost felt like she could fall asleep and it'd be the next century, unless something was there to occupy her mind. So she did have to think about whether cars were yet currently capable of flight.

Remembering that as of yet, they weren't typically capable of such, Hilaria then came to the conclusion that probably meant something mystic was happening nearby. And, as if on cue, she began to hear gunfire nearby. "Hmm~ Can Hilaria save someone, I wonder~?" as if giddy at the idea of such, she found herself with an extra kick to her step.

Since she wasn't far off from the scene, Hilaria arrived to Billy's stage in a timely manner. She took note of her surroundings, particularly the many ghouls, and saw Billy charging at... was it Armadillo? She came in from the girl's flank and a bit behind, managing to catch a glimpse of her features and recalling her from the beach, though names often did elude her.

Armadillo will certainly be happy if we take this guy down together!

Or so the armored magical girl thought. It did not take any more for motivation to rush to aid the girl, even more so now that a rather vociferous pirate girl appeared, brandishing a ship furnished with obsolete, unreliable weaponry. Or maybe she just didn't like how they ended up making heavy armor pointless. Either way, with the assistance of the obnoxious ally, she'd continue on towards her original goal of jumping to the 'rescue' of Armadillo, by meeting Obsidian William and the ghoul truck head on, were they to continue past Armadillo. If they stopped, she would provide support with her shotgun.
E m i l y



"100 percent!"

— Emily


Emily had lagged behind the lich because of her attempts at contacting support for this fight, but it wasn't too hard to locate it once the sky started to change, and blatant signs of necromancer magics appearing. This lich made it very apparent that the word "subtle" was in its vocabulary. In a way that was a good thing, as it made it really difficult to lose the thing. On the other hand, she imagined she and whatever allies joined her would not make up the majority of the lich's audience.

"..."

She couldn't exactly rush in to a fight with a lich, could she? These things weren't just pushovers, after all. Emily understood she need to await help before committing to battle against it. That said, she couldn't twiddle her thumbs here. Sublime as it was, this melody probably wasn't just riveting -- it needed to be stopped. Gathering a ball of blue flame in one palm, she let loose a blast towards the girl, aspiring to distract her.

This was just my kind of tune, too...
What are alt accounts, my dude?

But if you want I can list some of my old OCs that might be interesting as NPCs if you tweak them to fit the setting? :)
S i l h o u e t t e



"I am a blade. A blade knows no fear. A blade knows no doubt. When faced with my enemy, I hesitate not."
Silhouette


A chill went up Silhouette's spine as the monster girl went on. She could not claim she was an Empath, but she certainly could tell what this girl before her was feeling. It was familiar. A lust for battle that could not be hidden, even by her convincing guise of an affable girl. Sil was quite irritated that her words had fallen upon deaf ears, but more so than that, was confusion as to why she could almost immediately tell what this girl was thinking. Fighting was what she was best at, but it was not as though she enjoyed the thrill of it.

Why lie to yourself?

Sil dropped into a lower stance, her blade raised before her chest, a glare shot directly at the monster girl. She was, however, worried about those words.

That was it. The Voice. A twisted existence that resulted from the use of the Black Coin. A foreign entity that had, since the graveyard incident, been mostly quiet. Aside from her first few attempts at an Penumbra clone, it hadn't tried anything. So why now, all of the sudden? It was unlikely to be of much use thinking about it. All she had to do was keep it under control and everything would be alright.

Shut up. I'm not a beast, I'm a professional.

Silhouette heard a mocking laugh in response, but nothing else. This was probably for the best. It wasn't as though she forgot about the obvious threat in front of her. The green-haired girl decided that they should 'introduce each other' through some particularly violent means, it would appear.

If that's how she wanted to play things, Sil would begrudgingly follow her lead. It would be best not to let her sense dull, after all. Particularly when the Ascendancy is roaming about.

"..."

Silhouette's free hand reached down to the small beast she had just slain, similar to a goblin in stature, her immediate response being to wait for the girl to come to her.

Despite her friendly demeanor while she was chatting, the girl now charging at Silhouette was completely stoic, and her movements were almost machine-like in how deliberate they were. Maybe she was something of a trained killer, too? No, Sil would not stand for something like this. If you pursued anything other than a business-like relationship with enacting death, you weren't any sort of professional. Blood-lust was the trait of a murderer, or a beast. And she certainly wasn't going to be grouped with one of those.

When Enkidu's chains reached the critical distance from her, Sil would raise the body up with one hand, having placed its corpse in Stasis, and would attempt to use it as a small shield. Though it's shape wasn't perfect for the task, she desired to deflect the blow and charge forwards with her knife, lunging for her gut.
S i l h o u e t t e



"Tee-hee~"
Silhouette


Silhouette couldn't lie to herself -- she was ecstatic. Like a child who had just opened a Christmas present, Sil found it hard not to jump for joy at her new ability: teleportation. Now she could be Corvo Attano make her way around with a swiftness she couldn't before, and ultimately what sort of assassin wouldn't want this kind of power? Naturally, she decided to make use of her time to practice with the ability by hunting monsters.

Monster hunting wasn't very high on Sil's priority list unless Veronica ordered it, but that did not mean she entirely avoided it. Bigger threats required attention, and if she so happened to hear rumors or stumble upon one, she did not see too much reason NOT to deal with it. They were a sort of pass time when she wasn't occupied, but she definitely didn't go out of her way, either. Except right now.

She wasn't hunting anything particularly strong, either, and both she and the beast realized that. After it initially attacked her and she effortlessly deal with its offense, it became aware of the fact it was no match for her, and fled. She, naturally, gave chase. At any point in this pursuit she could've picked up the pace and made done with it, but it provided her the opportunity to get a feel for her power, and so she blinked across rooftops to grow accustomed to it. But there was only so much fun to be had here, and the monster was not tireless. Eventually, it started gasping for air and its pace slowed to a crawl. Sil found herself sighing as she slowly drew nearer to the exhausted beast, taking a casual stance with the blade. She wasn't in the least worried about it, and even if it did manage some sort of attack, it wasn't likely to do much to her. But just as she raised her blade to attack, it gathered what remained of its strength and made one last hope across a rooftop.

"Troublesome fool."

It had to know that was a pointless move, but maybe that was a testament to its desire to survive? Someone may have considered such tenaciousness to be respectable, maybe, but Sil was not that person. She felt nothing but a slight irritation at the inconvenience she was made to endure. And with all the effort one would need to open a door, Sil made the jump to the next rooftop, plunging her knife deep into the tired beast's neck as she came down. It was a quick, clean kill.

Pulling her blade out of the beast, she thought on her next move. Rumor had it that the 'Beacon Ascendancy' had made its way into Penrose while she was stuck in the beach dimension. They seemed to be the equivalent of Magical Girl Crusaders, so naturally this meant that they were going to be a thorn in her side, as they frowned upon the existence of Dark Magical Girls. "Frowned upon" being a very generous way to put their fervor. It would probably be best to spend her coins in preparation for an eventual conflict.

"I suppose I should..." her eyes trailed up, where she spotted a green-haired magical girl not too far from her. The two were far too close for Silhouette's comfort, so she immediately drew herself into an aggressive stance, the words "Ready to strike" essentially written on her face. "Keep your distance." she warned the girl, not discarding the possibility this may have been a member of the Ascendancy at first, but upon further inspection, it was clear to Silhouette that wasn't the case -- this wasn't a normal magical girl.










S i l l y S h a d e



"...okay?"
Samantha Howard

"This is where I bow out."
Shade


Stay in this false paradise and becoming something of a lotophage was perhaps appealing to some, but Silhouette had little interest in pretending everything was sunshine and roses with a bunch of magical girls, some of whom she'd clashed blades with. She wholeheartedly agreed with the general consensus that they should return to Penrose and resume their 'normal' lives, with all the despair, suffering, and violence that it entailed.

"I tire of this charade. There's no point in remaining here." it may not have been necessary to speak up since it was only natural that Samantha would follow shortly behind Veronica, whatever she did, but she had always openly argued against being in this place to begin with.

On the frlipside, Shade looked absolutely devastated at the direction things had turned. With each person voicing their complaints, the dire expression she wore worsened. It appeared much more serious than just enjoying the paradise. No, it looked almost as if each declaration against Dan's paradise was a knife in her gut.

Silhouette noticed this and tilted her head slightly. "What is your deal right now?" she asked plainly. If anyone, she should be able to understand her own 'self', but that apparently wasn't the case.

Samantha did not receive a proper answer from Shade, whose grave expression slowly turned to a wistful smile. Shade looked upon the majority of the girls one last time before turning to Samantha and placing a hand on her shoulder. "Just...don't forget me." and then returning to being the shadow she was. Were it not for the utter confusion that her shadow's actions had brought about, Sam might've betrayed the surprise she felt at the fact her shadow could even do that without her consent.

...I don't understand her, at all. I thought I was the brooding one.

E m i l y



"Short post from the shortcake~"

— Emily


Emily couldn't deny that she had enjoyed her time here. She did very much so. This paradise where none would harm each other and only need focus on enjoying themselves... it was so very delightful. But as Tetrad pointed out to her -- it was merely a farce, and while they dilly-dallied here, people were still suffering in Penrose. Knowing that there were people out there she could potential save made it all but impossible for her to ever consider permanently relaxing here, as fun as it was.

"Umm, I'm sorry, Dan, but there's still people out there who might need my help, so I can't stay." Emily told the dolphin as though she was apologizing. She did not think he deserved so much hate for trying to make people happy, even if he took the wrong approach to doing so.

H i l a r i a



"Now... does Hilaria try to trick boys out of food again? Naturally!"

— TL Note: Hilaria does so unintentionally


Hilaria thought that this was a well-spent vacation. At one point in her life she was much like Emily in that she had desired a world without strife or conflict. A place where all could be happy and none would live in fear or want. But that was... a long time ago. Now, a place like this would leave her with no purpose, no reason to keep on going. It was almost like her own personal hell, at least the idea of a permanent stay here was. It was okay in short bursts, but that was it. She'd had her fill and would be happy to get back to saving people in Penrose.

"Hmm~ Hilaria has had her fill, but she would like to go back to Penrose now." she told the dolphin. "But Hilaria would not be opposed to helping Dan if he needs it, because that's her job~!" she saw a poor, ignorant idealist in Dan. Most certainly a fool, but likely had only the best of intentions behind his actions. She'd seen these sorts turn into villains more often than not, but it was really up to the individual. She would do what she could to save him regardless, assuming he desired her help.
H i l a r i a

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K i m b l e



"Hilaria's glad to share the spotlight with Kimble!"

— Hilaria, ignoring lazy Pants


Kimble was moving along the beach on all fours, her face close to the sand; she had learned from stalking Alicia that she liked to collect seashells, and came up with a new idea to impress her.. “I’m going to find the prettiest seashell ever and give it to Mistress, nyah!” She spoke to herself enthusiastically, and kept combing the sand. Eventually, she found what looked like a small hole. “Maybe there’s one here...” Distracted by the scent of sunblock, she hardly noticed how she ended up peering into the keyhole of Hilaria’s swimsuit until she had placed a hand on her, causing her to jump in surprise. “Nyah! Sorry! I wasn’t watching where I was moving.”

“Ooo, watch those pointy bits.”

Hilaria did not display any embarrassment or signs of being upset, instead offering a kind smile to Kimble as she picked up a bottle of sunscreen that had dropped out of its hiding place. When she was finished, Hilaria smiled at Kimble. “Oh, that’s very alright.” she said, easily dismissing the accident. “These kinds of things happen sometimes.” the big... hearted magical girl patted Kimble on the back with perhaps a little more force than was comfortable. “You seem distracted. Hilaria wonders if something is troubling you. Do you need help?”

Kimble made a distressed meow when she was patted with slapping force, a little fang showing from her biting her lip. “Oh, Kimble was just looking around,” she answered with a smile as she looked up at the taller girl, taking the girl’s eccentric mannerisms in stride. “Kimble is glad that you don’t mind. You’re very soft!” She then blinked at the realization. Then, as if a light bulb was switched on, her eyes turned wide and ears popped from getting an idea. “Hey! Can you join Kimble in the next round of the Keijo tournament?” She took Hilaria’s hand, her tails waving behind her. “Kimble heard that most opponents work in teams, and Kimble is afraid she might lose and drop into the water by fighting alone, nyeh. But maybe if you’re there to save Kimble, Kimble can win and buy Mistress-Doll!”

“Keijo~?” the busty altruist raised a finger to her lips as she pondered what her answer would be, either oblivious to her copycat (heh) or simply not caring. This action, naturally, took all of 3 seconds before she came to a rather predictable conclusion. Clasping her other hand around Kimble’s, she beamed a smile to her newly acquired feline ally. “Of course! Hilaria would love to join you if you think she can help~!” she gleefully exclaimed, shaking Kimble’s hand. “In that case, Hilaria thinks introductions are in or--...” pausing, the girl’s expression slowly soured. “Oh, I suppose we don’t really need to do that, do we?”

Kimble nodded, causing her fluffy ears to flop. “Nyeah! I’m so happy to hear that!” She then giggled as Hilaria realized both have already introduced themselves. “Now come Hilaria, let’s go sign up!”

However, Kimble’s dreams would be shattered as she went to the arena.

“WHAT? Why nyot?” Kimble frowned before the arena’s reception desk as she looked a Dan’s shaking head. “Sorry, but Hilaria is not qualified to play as your partner, as she hasn’t played a first round match.” For a moment, Kimble’s eyes turned slitted, and she let a slight hiss, before she turned away. “F-Fine...” She then walked away, her ears drooping and tails dangling low.

Once outside, she sighed. “Nyeh...Sorry to have dragged you in like that, Hilaria. I didn’t really think about this.”

Hilaria was frowning, but shook her head. “Hilaria really wanted to save you from being pushed into the water during your matches.” she sighed. “If anyone should be sorry, it should be Hilaria, for not being qualified to be your partner.” the silver-haired girl spoke. There was little she could do about the situation, since she couldn’t participate. “What will you do, Kimble? Hilaria can’t join you, but perhaps we can find someone who can?”

Kimble gave a sad little smile, and nodded. “Nyeh...Maybe. I just hope it’s not too late. Well, maybe we should go to the cafe, and see if I can find someone else.” With that, Kimble began slowly walking with Hilaria. “Hilaria...” At one point she spoke up. “Have you ever liked someone a lot? I mean, so much that you would do anything for them?”

“Mmm~? Why do you ask?” Hilaria was confused by Kimble’s sudden question, and the topic was one she’d rather avoid. Yet she had no reason to lie to Kimble, either.. “Hilaria has lived a long time, so she's definitely felt that way before.” she answered, feeling a bit uneasy about the direction the conversation was headed.

Kimble nodded, looking surprisingly thoughtful for a catgirl traipsing around. “Can nyou keep a secret, Hilaria?” Kimble asked as she hopped on a few cobblestones.

There was a short pause as Hilaria entertained the idea of cutting Kimble off. She was confident she knew what was going to happen next, and for Hilaria, it was not a pleasant topic in the least. But the same could be said about any talk about relationships, and she had yet to help Kimble, so perhaps it was the least she could do. “Speak in confidence. It will remain between Hilaria and Kimble.” she said.

Kimble lifted up to her tippytoes, beckoned for Hilaria to lower her head, and she whispered to her ear: “I love Mistress.” Afterwards she blushed, and turned away. “She saved my life. And she has given me a nyanderful home. I was afraid she would reject me, but she instead wanted to get to know me! She has so many responsibilities, but she spared some of her time with me!”
She then stopped, seeing the cafe up ahead. “And that’s why I need to show Mistress I’m more than a pet! I can fight, and save others. I’ll be super reliable. That’s what she likes...I hope.”

Hilaria seemed somewhat troubled, but she had agreed to listen knowing that would be the case. “You must feel so elated, Hilaria thinks.” she spied the cafe as well. If they were lucky, someone who was able to compete would be free. “Reliability is a very good trait to have. Hilaria hopes you the best in your romantic endeavor…” she trailed off, but she was clearly about to say something else. Suddenly, she offered a smile. “But for now, let's get you a partner that can watch your back~”

“Thanks, Hilaria!” Kimble answered with a happy purr, and proceeded to enter the cafe with a swing of her tails. Valerie was leaning against the counter with her arms, watching the broadcast of a Keijo match between Lily and Amaryllis. However, she quickly turned to greet the two with a smile. “Welcome! What would you like to have? We have a sale on mango smoothies~”

Kimble nodded, placing a couple of coins on the counter. “Nyeah, that sounds good. But, umm...Miss Valerie, do you know about about the Keijo tournament?” She asked, to which Valerie shouted from the backroom: “Sure do!” Kimble smiled a bit.
“Did any of the winners come here recently?”
Valerie came back with a couple of glasses, and handed them over to the girls. “Winners, huh? Well, I do know that Sally won a match against a ghost girl. She’s right over there.”

She pointed with her thumb to the back, where Sally was sitting and watching the other TV display. “Oh, is something the matter?” Sally asked. “Hi Sally!” Kimble greeted her. “Could you join me in the next Keijo match? I’d need a partner since all the other winners have one...”
Sally shrugged. “Sorry, can’t help. Remember the island rule? It applies to the whole thing.”
“Nyehh...” Kimble’s ears drooped, and she sighed. “What will I do now? It’s hopeless,” she mumbled, and left the cafe, leaving her drink on the counter.

Hilaria couldn't stand to see someone she promised to help be so down. She left the bar along with Kimble, matching the girl's pace. "Hilaria is sad to see things turn out this way, but don't lose heart, Kimble~!" she gave the girl a soft pat on the shoulder. "This chance slipped out of your hands, sure, but it wasn't like you didn't try."

As they continued to walk towards a destination currently unknown, Hilaria thought back a very short while ago to when Kimble confided in her, and revealed her feelings. More importantly, the adorable expression of a lovestruck girl as she thought about the person with her heart resided. It definitely seemed genuine. It was also cute.

More importantly, though, was that in Hilaria's opinion, it was an expression only an ignorant person could make. A person who knew not of the risks that were associated with lending someone your heart. But even if it was something painful, it was definitely not her place to deny Kimble the ability to grow as a person because of it. And most people were adamant about not learning from other's experience. Hilaria thought to cheer the girl up, however she might be able.

"So," Hilaria spoke, having taken on a faster pace now, and was a few steps ahead of Kimble. "Kimble, you wanted to prove you could be reliable for the one you like, didn't you?" having made a decent lead against the feline, Hilaria turned to face her. "Then you should be happy, because this is a chance! At least in Hilaria's opinion, a person who can accomplish a goal in spite of hardship is a very reliable one~! Hilaria is sad that Keijo did not work out for you, but if that was the only way to prove someone could be reliable, then we'd be in trouble. We just gotta think of another way, is all~! Wouldn't you agree?" Cliche, perhaps, but most things were, to Hilaria. That did not mean the message she was trying to get across was any less true.

Kimble looked unsure at first, pouting at Hilaria. “Nhh...I guess you’re right.” She slowed down as the other girl moved before her, and then managed to smile at the pep talk. “You’re right, Hilaria.” Her ears sprung up. There’s always another way! That’s what Mistress taught me! But, what to do...”

It was at that point that the two heard an announcement from the arena’s loudspeakers: Alicia had been chosen as a finalist for the tournament. At first, Kimble couldn’t believe her ears, having realized she was not picked. “What! A secret rule? Dan’s not fair! But, huh? Mistress is going to the finals?”
Then, as if a flash of inspiration hit her, her eyes gleamed. “I knyow! I’ll make the biggest and prettiest flag ever, and wave it really hard! I’ll cheer harder than anyone else!” She took Hilaria’s hand, looking up at her with a serious expression. “Hilaria, can you teach me how to sew? I don’t know how, nyah.”

Hilaria was elated to see Kimble’s mood lightened, and the cat girl’s newfound goal was something she was confident she could help with. If there was anything the ancient magical girl could do, it was… well, a lot of things. She had the time. She was just happy that she could use her knowledge to help someone. “Hilaria would love to! She’s pretty good, you know~! She won't let you down again!” but then she remembered something. “But Hilaria didn’t bring any sewing supplies with her…” Hilaria’s smile dropped. “Do you think the store would have any?” she asked.

“Let’s go and ask, nyah!” Kimble responded with a happy cat smile, and began leading her once again.
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"A clash for the ages!" - The Rolling Rocks
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Tickets on sale now. No refunds are given under any circumstance. By purchasing a ticket, you agree to our Terms and Services. We hold no liability for any potential damages caused by either magical girl in the event of an accident. Your give up your right to view the event if you leave your seat. Disrupting the show is a violation of the ToS. Violators will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. "Disruption" is defined as follows -- Speaking, labored breathing, shifting in your seat, crossing your legs, sitting back, sitting forwards, excessive thinking, eating, existing, praying, using the power of friendship within a 3km radius of the event, pondering whether or not it is possible for someone to use a pool noodle to stop time, and, of course, treason.



Not too long after breakfast, and even less so than the end of the conversation she had with her own shadow, Silhouette still hadn't found stable footing. That is to say, her mind could be a little bit more organized in the thought department. Emotionally, she felt lost. Despite what she said earlier to Shade, she wasn't entirely sure she really did want to get close to anyone. She wanted to rationalize it as just saying that to placate her own shadow, but then the realization that if it was her own shadow encouraging her to do this, then she must have subconsciously wanted to reach out.

So was she really being pressured, then?

Discarding a lifetime and a half of cold indifference was a process that one could not call 'simple'. Strong feelings and emotional attachment had never been necessary to her before. They would have been detrimental to her job, if anything. And if she were to be honest, since her purpose now was to ensure Veronica's will was carried out, they'd still be such.

Even still, it was clear that somewhere in her desired change from this life of monotony. And she would not just settle for any old change, either. Were that the case, she'd have long since let go and allowed her edgy dark side corruption to claim her. Given that she feared that sort of outcome, it was quite obvious that was not what she wanted. To her, that could only mean she wanted to try being more human, less machine. Even if that left the potential to be betrayed.

Although, to her, these matters were of significant importance, as was usual, she was snapped out of deep thought by external factors. Namely, Shade getting her to join this 'keijo' tournament. This was somehow supposed to be the start of her 'new self' or what have you, in that it was supposed to help her... 'form bonds' or something? Silhouette still wasn't sure how Shade came to such a conclusion, but nevertheless, her Shadow did indeed seem to think this would be the case. Besides, there was at least a gold coin in it for her, so there was that.

The assassin curiously watched the butt-tle between Penny and Kimble unfold, a spectator along with Shade. She took great interest in the unfolding events, taking note of each and every detail of the skirmish in an attempt to translate that to a better chance of her succeeding when it came her turn to step on to the stage. Though she did not exactly get many chances to betray this, Sil was definitely the competitive sort. As far as she was concerned, second place was the same as last place, no matter what. Not winning meant you lost, and if you lost, then you certainly could have done better.

So Samantha Howard watched this fight as close as a weeaboo inspects each episode of the anime adaption of his favorite obscure light novel or eroge. She monitored every aspect of the battle and its participants, every little detail there was. Not even a single follicle on their rear ends escaped her observation. Silhouette found herself enthralled by the display, and eager to see who would claim victory. Would it be Penny, or Kimble? The outcome seemed somewhat obvious, butt it was always possible for the cat to claw their self out from behind. Each second was thrilling. Sil was excited, all the way up until the end, where something abhorrent had taken place.

WHAT IS THIS BULLCRAP!?

She witnessed Kimble winning the battle. Because she had been so keen on details, Silhouette saw the end for what it was. The small but intentional movement Penny made to throw the fight did not go entirely unnoticed by Sil. It was not one she cared for. She even felt frustrated. How could someone just abandon victory like that? She wasn't sure. "I'll be back." Sil told Shade. "Get me when it's my turn." She left towards the juice bar for a drink right afterward.

Silhouette had begun sipping her drink by the time Penny appeared. As the girl sat down, Silhouette glanced at her direction. "How much are you getting paid to take a dive like that?" she asked plainly. She was curious and that was it. The disappointment and frustration were minimal, and didn't affect Silhouette too badly. Besides there wasn't too much reason to get too invested. She couldn't fathom any other reason than money, so that meant there probably wasn't any significant meaning or importance to it. Just money being made is all.

The measured walk here had done its job for Penny and the volatile mix of hurt, sorrow, and anger had been, for the most part, set aside in favor of resignation. She had been hoping to incite a reaction from Kimble, and she got one, just hadn’t expected the revelations that came with it.

“I’ll take a pitcher of ice” She ordered running a hand down her face before sitting down, yet before she could start to settle in a question had been sent her way. Turning she regarded the other girl at the counter with her “Greetings to you too Silhouette” Penny would reply dryly before shrugging and looking back to the television set in the wall behind the counter “One Gold for competing, and I get to maintain some dignity while helping out a friend” Came her equally dry answer, not bothering to try and hide the fact that she had thrown the match.

It didn’t surprise her that all that much that someone noticed, less that the one who did notice was someone who had tried to kill her once before. It did surprise Penny that they bothered to confront her about it though, regardless she was a bit drained emotionally at the moment. Shoving down heartbreak was never easy.

Silhouette didn't speak right away. She glanced over the mechanical shoujo with a mostly blank gaze, before turning back to her drink and taking another sip. Dry though in delivery, that answer was more than enough to placate Sil, who wasn't normally a very curious person when it came to personal matters. In fact, she was just about to get up and leave without another word, but she found her body not going through with the action, merely sitting there.

Hmm?

“Aren’t people supposed to look a lot happier when they help a friend?” she asked. The words left her mouth of their own volition. It was almost like she was possessed, but she was still actually in full control of her body. Perhaps it was just hard to accept she intentionally asked this.

Well, it was of no particular consequence, she swiftly concluded. There wasn’t exactly any sort of risk in doing so. She imagined the worst-case scenario being Penny ignoring or brushing her off, so it wasn’t really any skin off her bones. Still, even bothering with this was far beyond what was the norm for her.

“You know what they say” Penny would respond with a sigh as her pitcher of ice was placed down in front of her. “No good deed goes unpunished” She snagged one of the top pieces of ice and simply squeezed it between her fingers the frozen cube shattering near instantly.

“Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad to have helped her out” She explained as she went on, glad to have a willing ear for the moment “Just learned something that I wasn’t expecting, and that’s what has me down” She picked up another ice cube, and crushed it much the same way she had the first one.

“Have to say I’m surprised that you confronted me about it. Any particular reason why?”

Given the apparent effect it had on Penny, it seemed as though Silhouette wasn't paying attention to the most important part of the battle. Who could blame her for focusing entirely on the physical aspect of the battle, though? Naturally, she was entirely ignorant of the discussion.

"..." Silhouette looked down at her half-full glass, but did not end up doing anything with it. "Can't say I blame you. I imagine I come off as someone who normally wouldn't confront people about things like this. And that's certainly true -- I wouldn't." she began, gaze unmoving. "But I had taken an interest in that contest, strangely, and felt a bit disappointed by how your fight ended. Not enough so that I'd go out of my way to find you, but since you wound up here with me, I figured I'd see what that was all about." finally, she took another drink from her glass. "I will admit that you gave me a rather odd answer, though. Mood-altering revelations aren't what I'd expect in the middle of a keijo battle."

“Wouldn’t have pegged you as a Warrior” Penny gave the mahou next to her a long look before turning her attention back to her pitcher of ice as she pulled out another cube “Good to know, but you were never going to get an interesting show from me when it came to Keijo, hell yesterday I nearly swore it off entirely. The upcoming water gun fight is a different story though”

“As for the revelation, well that's one of the dangers of competing against allies” she would quip, slowly grinding the ice down rather than outright crushing it. “Though I doubt Kimble knows that she has given me one” She sighed “Only one other might know, but I have my doubts that they care” A shrug followed, along with Penny picking out another piece of ice to grind away.

"You don't get that sort of impression from me? How strange." Sil wondered what Penny thought she was in that case. Well, it was true she didn't exactly bring up the stereotypical image of a warrior. But she wasn't too keen on ditching her top, gaining bulk, and wielding an axe, so she obviously wasn't too concerned. "I guess our definitions of that word differ."

The fact she seemed rather unenthusiastic about partaking of the sport was somewhat disappointing, but if anyone, Silhouette could relate. Were it not for the gold coin(s) promised and an incredibly pushy shadow, she would have been unlikely to give the game a second glance. That water gun fight, on the other hand. "Guess we'll see each other at the water gun fight, then." she downed what was left of her drink before the conversation moved on to the more personal matter.

"Oh?" sounded to Sil like her situation was relatively complicated. Or maybe it wasn't? Sil's lack of experience in this regard made it hard to really deduce the severity, so she couldn't properly empathize. But at least she knew there was something of moderate importance going on behind the scenes of that match. "So this unintentional revelation involves a third party? Sounds rather rough, whatever it is." she mulled over what it might truly be, but all she could think of was a love triangle like you might find on a movie catered towards women. Sil doubted it was something like that, but it was a rather entertaining thought. "Do tell me if I'm getting too nosey, but did you intend on confronting the other person, whomever they were?"

“You just seemed more like a Collector or a Builder to me” Penny replied with a shrug as Sil mulled over the answers she had given, taking a moment to ponder over her own willingness to actually talk to Silhouette. Eventually deciding that in the end it was likely similar to the reason she had tracked Veronia down, she would be seeing more of the Assassin in the future. No reason not to be amicable to her.

The next question posed to her took a bit longer for Penny to reply, and she was careful to only grab the ice as she rolled the thoughts in her head around, as most of the ice she picked up was crushed instantly “No” Came the answer “I.. I’m not too surprised really. Plus bringing it up would just make things uncomfortable between us” She would explain a bit before shrugging “It’s nothing that I can’t get over either, more just a shock to the system than anything else” She half lied. She could get over it, but it was a fair bit more painful than just a simple shock to the system.

“I see.”

Silhouette wasn’t sure what to make of that. She was playing it off as something relatively minor, but there was a feeling it might have been more than that. But it was not Sil’s place or in her interest to bother too much with that. The fact Penny said anything at all to Sil was definitely more than she could really say she expected, what with the fact they’d swapped limbs a while back. Most people hold a grudge after a life-or-death fight. “Well, I will not pry any further.” she told Penny, leaning back into her chair. “I will say something, however. Despite your ongoing relationship with Veronica, it surprises me to see that you did not immediately turn me down. I’m not one to sing my own praises, but up until our encounter, there was only ever one person to engage me in battle and not perish. I always imagined that if it did happen again, that the next person would be a fair amount more hostile in the next encounter than you are being at the moment.”

Sil spoke with feigned indifference in her tone. Most of her words landed how she desired them to, but, perhaps ironically, a bit of arrogance laced her words when she spoke about not singing her own praises. She certainly had a bit of pride, even if she otherwise pretended not to. “Well, I do understand your ongoing relationship with Veronica influences this.”

“Veronica does have a bit to do with it” Penny would agree as she rested her elbows on the counter top, still absently picking away at her supply of ice cubes “But I don’t really hate people anymore. Regardless if they are the ones I’ve killed or if they have tried to kill me, hate doesn’t appear.” She went on to explain her gaze reflecting somewhere in her past “Almost certain it has something to do with my prolonged lack of humanity, or perhaps something with how I was drafted in to the community, but hate and a few other emotions just don’t stick for me anymore. Only person I’ve hated in the last while was Elroy, and my hate for him stopped with his death.” She gave a simple shrug, it was something Penny had just grown to accept about herself. Still she knew what her own triggers were when it came to developing a black hate for someone, and she knew better then to advertise what they were.

“Anymore? So then this apathy was not always there? Interesting.” Sil mused. It made sense when she thought about it. Not everyone was as… detached from their emotions from the get-go like Silhouette had been. Drastic changes in personality from their human lives to their lives as a superior being should be a given.

“I take it you don’t harbor any hard feelings yourself, considering I’m pretty sure I destroyed your shoulder when we fought”

“You would be correct. It would be disingenuous to claim I did not experience fu--” Sil caught herself, and immediately cleared her throat. “--er, frustration when dealing with an unexpected obstacle. I also do not enjoy losing limbs, either. But what’s done is done, and judging by your attitude, you did not appear before me back then with the specific intention of fighting me, so we simply had a conflict of interests at the time. So long as you see things roughly the same, then I don’t see any reason to act in a harsh way towards you, so long as we have no particular need for conflict.”

Penny let out a snort at Silhouette's verbal stumble, resisting the urge to roll her eyes, knowing easily what it was the other girl had been about to say, but regardless, would nod her agreement to the description of their current standing. ”Works for me”

“Also, I wouldn’t call it apathy” The mechanical girl would move on picking out a few more ice cubes to crush “I‘m not distanced from my emotions, they just work differently most of the time.” She would try to explain “I do have an apathy setting though, leads to something much worse when it gets flipped however.” She would shrug afterwards, not really caring if Sil understood or not.

Silhouette thought that that was a weird thing to say, but then remembered who she was speaking to. Having been present at the Graveyard, she understood that that wasn’t the worst of it. “Is that so?” she eyed the empty drink she had. “Sounds troublesome.”

“It is what it is.” Penny would comment with a shrug “Considering your... Competitive nature I take it your going to be participating in a match?” She asked gesturing towards the screen that was displaying the current Keijo match.

The assassin’s red eyes darted back to Penny. “Things turned out that way.” she sighed. “Though I wouldn’t say it’s because of my ‘competitive nature’ as much as I’d say it’s because a certain idol somehow managed to convince me it’d be a bigger pain not participating.” She explained to Penny, pretending there wasn’t a different reason for her participation. “Still, the reward is well above what I’d expect out of something like this, so I suppose I’ll do what I can. Though I don’t believe I can buy coffee with it, two gold coins is still nothing to scoff at.”

“Somehow I doubt you’re the only one whose gotten roped into participating.” The mechanical girl would say picking out another pair of ice cubes, wondering which Idol it was that could push Sil into Keijo. “But I agree the rewards is rather a good incentive. The second gold just required more than I’m feeling like giving. Still, depending on who your up against, I’ll try and root for you.”

“And is there a reason you like coffee so much?”

Because my FC is Joker who lives in a cafe that is known for its good blend so lmao

“You learn to love it if your life depended on it like mine did.” Sil responded, her lips slightly turning upwards into a smile, presumably because she was thinking about that which she held dear. “I was never allowed to have my internal clock settle because my schedule, back when I was just a normal person, was never consistent. Early mornings, late nights, all-nighters. To try to do so in a mortal body like that was suicide, so it fell upon coffee to accompany me through that hell.” she did speak as though she was reminiscing about an old war buddy, or something of that nature. “Helps that it’s a rather mundane and nondescript thing to favor. All sorts of people enjoy coffee, after all. Businessmen, athletes, teachers, police officers. Kept me from standing out, which is something I tend to prefer.”

Sil, perhaps realizing she speaking a lot more than was typical, cleared her throat. “I suppose I enjoy the taste quite a bit, as well.” she said, pretending that she did not need to intentionally stop herself from going on about it.

Penny couldn’t stop a small smirk from forming at Sil’s explanation, more so because it was perhaps the most emotive she’d seen the rather stoic girl. “You’ll have to show me where to get a good cup in Penrose sometime” She’d say offhandedly “Used to drink it back before, but it just doesn’t taste the same anymore”

Samantha nodded. "Assuming circumstances allow us, I wouldn't be averse to doing so." she agreed. With them having spoken for a good few minutes, Silhouette imagined it was nearing the time when Shade would come retrieve her. She did not bother to order another drink as she waited.
S i l l y S h a d e



"...Dolphins."
Samantha Howard

"It's all sunny from now on boys~"
Shade


Samantha Howard had arrived at the table early on as well, and had remained mostly quiet as she chowed down on the standard, but quite tasty, breakfast. She would have preferred coffee to go along with it, but OJ would suffice.

Though her expression lacked in the whole 'lively' department, she was still feeling embarrassed by the outfit she was made to wear, but a certain dilemma had overtaken her attention.

Why is everyone acting like it's normal to eat breakfast with a dolphin?

There were countless oddities in the strange magical world they inhabited. Things like world-ending elder gods, sentient trains, dragons, and Alexander. She could deal with all of these things, but for some reason it was different with the dolphin. He was just there, existing, talking, being sentient... menacingly.

She glanced his way, her eyes narrowed. She had the swimsuit to deal with, she did not need this dolphin making her feel even more uncomfortable, or these other girls attempting to gaslight her.

Just then, the girl sitting beside her spoke up. "Is something wrong, Sil-y?" she asked. Naturally, the girl was Sil's shadow taking the form of an idol known as Shade. She sat with a plate full of breakfast in front of her, but there was only a single bite taken out of it even after all this time.

"...nothing." Silhouette turned, noticing the plate. "Why aren't you eating?"

Shade looked dejected as she spoke. "Ah, see about that... well, after taking a bite, I noticed I wasn't feeling hungry. Then I realized that that should have been obvious. Why would I need to eat?"

Silhouette merely shrugged in response. "Oh, that's true. I suppose I am guilty of overlooking that too."

The time Shade spent feeling down about this fact was rather short, as Dan loudly announced the Keijo tournament. Her eyes lit up in response. "Oh, we have to do that!" she exclaimed, earning an unpleasant look from her 'sister'.

"Hey, do Idols have slang, or what?" Sil inquired.

Albeit a bit confused, Shade answered her question regardless. "Um... I don't think so? I mostly just use positive, cute-sounding words when I speak, at least. Why do you ask?"

Sil sighed. "Sorry." she said. "Just wanted to see if there was a more creative way to say 'no' to you, is all."

Shade did not seem put down by this. She almost seemed to have expected it. "Looking forward to the future and being open minded are part of our core values. There's no need for such a word."

"How lovely." Sam took a sip of her OJ.

Uninterested in continuing the discussion, Silhouette attempted to continue eating her breakfast. Unfortunately, she was dealing with a rather stubborn idol.

"Come on, you shut-in! How are you going to turn down an opportunity to make fun memories and maybe even friends?"

Sil blankly stared at Shade for a moment. She soon slowly looked down at her food, making sure Shade followed her gaze. But there was nothing wrong with her plate, aside from the fact Sam was mostly done eating it. It wasn't something interesting, at least. But while Shade tried to figure out what Sil was doing, the magical girl continued. Stabbing what remained of her egg, Sil raised the fork to her mouth and took a bite in what was perhaps the most drawn out action she could physically muster. Finishing the bite, eventually, she looked back up to Shade. "Like this."

It wasn't long before Shade smacked the plate with enough force to send it flying. There was an oddly comedic sound coming from the plate as it zoomed out into the horizon, never to be seen again. Samantha stared longingly at the spot where her plate of food had once resided, before turning a sharp glare towards Shade. "What do you hope to accomplish by robbing me of one of the few things that keeps me anchored to this world willingly?"

Shade scoffed. "Really? Eating is that important to you? You DESPERATELY need friends if that is the case. You don't even eat enough for it to be a quirk, either. Do you realize just how embarrassing it is to tell people you're related to me?"

Perhaps to Dan's benefit, Sil's narrowed gaze was now upon Shade. "What? How does that justify denying me what was rightfully mine? And when have you ever even had the chance to have that conversation?" Sil was obviously irritated, but maybe not as obvious as it should have been, as she'd immediately stolen Shade's plate after speaking, finishing what Shade had started earlier.

"Uh, well, I haven't yet! But if I did, then it'd be very sad. I can imagine it now: 'Oh, that's just my sister!' 'What does she like? Oh, I dunno, coffee, I guess?' Pah, what kind of nonsense is that? If you weren't so cute, I'm sure people would take more interest in watching paint dry, you stick in the mud!"

The assassin finished chewing before she spoke. "I don't see what's wrong with coffee, but I assure you that's not the only thing I like. I also enjoy flawlessly completing a mission and strawberries." she explained.

"That's what I'm talking about! Who is going to want to talk about coffee and completing missio--- wait, you like strawberries?" Shade suddenly stopped to ask.

"Yes, what of it? You should know this already."

"There's not exactly anything wrong with it, and I did... it's just that it's so unfitting of your character that hearing it made me realize how strange it was." she explained.

This apparently did not sit right with Silhouette, whose tone began to betray her agitation. "What does that mean?"

"Ah, uh, I just mean you give off a rather bland impression. Were it not for your proficiency for stabbing things, then I wouldn't think twice if someone told me you were once an background, NPC-like office worker. Ya know the sort? Like you woke up at like 7am and worked for 8 or so hours, then came home and drank some milk right before bed and never really proved to be good enough to promote but wasn't exactly bad at their job either so your career stagnated. Had acquaintances you'd sometimes drink with but no 'true' friends, and never married or had children. No serious health issues as confirmed by your last check-up. Sorta like you existed, but your existence in the world had so little impact that removing you from it would have no substantial consequences." she had spoken this all in one breath, so Shade needed a second to inhale. She did so, then went ahead and added one more thing, "So basically, you seem like someone whose favorite food is a ham sandwich."

"...Are you trying to confuse me or irritate me with that extremely specific example you gave just then?" Sil set her utensil down and then looked at Shade directly. "Because you're doing both. And I still don't know what you're getting at, either. What does ANY of that have to do with my liking strawberries?" the assassin demanded.

"Isn't it obvious? Strawberries are, like, cute and appealing! They're vibrant, tasty, and full of life. Definitely not boring. So it just felt odd hearing you liked them, is all." she innocently answered. Or so it appeared, but it was more likely she was trying to rouse some sort of reaction from Sil.

Not to let her efforts go to waste, there was no pleasantness in Sil's voice or her expression. "Do you find pleasure in this? Does telling me how boring I am give you some sort of satisfaction? I'm beginning to wonder if you're even mine at this point." ignoring her food, the assassin was staring at her disobedient shadow, obviously contemplating whether or not she'd keep it around. Perhaps sensing this, Shade's playful expression turned somewhat sour.

"I'm not going to say I don't find it enjoyable to mess with you, but I think it's for the best." she said. "If I say you're boring enough, I'm hoping you might try to do something about it. It's no good, you know! Do you want your funeral to be attended exclusively by people who come out of obligation?" Shade asked.

Silhouette shook her head, her eyes and tone a bit less intense than before. She answered the question seriously. "Never bothered to think about what would happen after I die, honestly. Is there any point? That sounds like time better spent avoiding the need for a funeral."

The idol girl let out a frustrated sigh, the conversation now getting to her instead. "You're not exactly wrong, but you're missing the point. The moment before you die, when your life's directer tells you 'exit stage left' and you've passed on, will you be alright with the life you see flash before your eyes? Would you have no regrets?" she asked.

Samantha couldn't answer immediately. She wondered why the shadow clone she'd made to help her through a rather embarrassing time was now pressing her hard for subjects she never once bothered to think too hard about. Honestly, it baffled her. She had gotten frustrated with Shade on more than one occasion, but as far as she was concerned, Shade was an object, not a person. A tool to be used and nothing more. So it was worrying that it was showing this level of sentience. Having made up a persona on the spot, it was only meant to be a surface-level personality imbued with tropes she had picked up... for reasons. But now it was acting out in a way she could have never predicted.

"I," Sam begun. Despite her confusion at being asked such a question by her schatten, of all things, she couldn't help but think about what her answer should be. If her hourglass emptied, would she be content with the life she had lived as a magical girl? She... couldn't say she would be, thinking on it. Were she able to say she was, she wouldn't be terrified of the thought of losing herself to the creeping darkness, the insanity that lay within. "...no." she admitted.

Shade beamed a smile. It was probably relieving for her to see Silhouette at least give her an answer, instead of ignoring her or trying to change subjects. "Good, you can at least admit it~" the earlier tension was displaying had seemingly vanished in an instant. "So then I take it you want to change that?"

"I suppose so." Shade had once again turned to the plate and began pecking at what remained of the breakfast.

"Excellent~! Then the easiest way to do so would be to get your butt out there and clap your cheeks with some of those cuties~! Simple as that!" she exclaimed.

Silhouette didn't seem convinced. "How is that going to help me be less boring or with anything, really?"

"It's a perfect bonding experience, and it'll let people know you're not just some mopey, potentially-dangerous stick in the mud~! Maybe you'll make friends~ Perhaps even find someone who you can perform your life's duet with~~~"

"...right."

"You don't want that? Someone to hold you~ Someone who cares about you~ Someone who'll listen to you talk for hours on end about...uh, what a 'real' cup of coffee consists of?"

"I don't wan-..." Silhouette cut herself off for whatever reason. "...That sort of stuff is... just plain silly." Samantha finished the plate after saying such, not making any more eye contact with her schatten.

Shade was wearing a smug grin. "No, you're silly, Sil-ly~! And it seems that you DO want that, don't you? Don't be so bashful. Or, well, you can. It's pretty cute. But I hear your plea~! Someone kindly lent us a stage for however long, and you have ample chances to shine while we're here. What better place to start than this beautiful sport where you can get intimate with some people~? None, I dare say. Now, lets go~" the schatten stood up.

Reluctantly, so too did Silhouette. "...There's a gold coin involved, so that's why I'm going to go. Just that." Sam said.

"Whatever you say~" Shade skipped ahead.

Keijo awaited them.

tl;dr

About 92,000 characters concisely fit into a small conversation


Shade: "Sil, you're basically Yoshikage Kira but without the hand fetish."

Sil: "So, like, a productive member of society?"

Shade: "No. You're an NPC and your funeral will suck"

Sil: "Well, you may be right about that, but you're going on the hit list, right after Dan."

Shade: "Aight well lets go touch butts first."

Sil: "K"
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