FreeElk

Alphabet Game

Gladiator

You are able to see into the future. How does the avatar above you die?

I cook some lovely lemon cod...yummm

Give the avatar above you a Porn Name!

Juicy Squirter

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted, you're at a children's party and they aren't quite sure if they like cream puffs...you get half eaten then dropped on the floor and trodden into the carpet.

I wish my clothes automatically washed and dried themselves when I put them in the washing basket.

Right Honourable Gentleman Myst

I mean, you're not wrong, but that doesn't make me right. (Yes, that was intentional), But, point being, the internet is not a single entity, Ms Elk.

@CollectorOfMyst

I have it on good faith (from the elders of the internet) that the internet is, in fact, a small black box on the top of Big Ben.

Ban the Person above you

Banned for not changing Myst's avatar either.

So guys...

<Snipped quote by GodOfWar>

The gulags aren't fair unless everyone gets to go with them.

@Dinh AaronMk

We should start up a peaceful protest if they don't put us all in. Left marches with banners saying "Gulags for all!"

Thats equality ^^

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted, you get chocolate...loads and loads of chocolate. But you get fat, have a heart attack and die.

I wish for the next poster to be lenient towards me ^^

Mr Myst...

(Also, the internet is all but impossible to bring down by this point)

@CollectorOfMyst

Exhibit A:

Granted. Instead, they lead to the world become a post-apocalyptic Staplocracy ruled by those who are skilled in using the art of staplerjutsu to murder all who oppose them.

@Lemons

^^ I'm not sure this thread is for likely scenarios Mr Myst.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted, the only way to do this is for the internet to crash and bring the whole modern world to it's knees every time you feel sleepy.

I wish for a grain of sand in the Sahara to rotate 90 degrees

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

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Lucinda Láidir: Madam Malkin's Robes For All Occasions

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Lucinda was relieved when the other girl took her hand and smiled. Not a total social faux pas then. The confused look on the girl's face made Lucinda wonder if she had said something wrong. It was now Lucinda began to regret the lack of contact with other people her age, it was all very well being able to talk to adults but you never felt their equal.

Hufflepuff, Gryffindor...and no house? Either her mother was from abroad or...disadvantaged. Lucinda decided not to dwell on it, it must be hard enough for the family to cope with as it is without strangers poking at their problems.

"My Father's side have been Ravenclaws forever - except great grandfather Sean who was a Gryffindor - and my mothers have been all houses but she was in Slytherin." Lucinda traced back her family tree in her mind, it wasn't difficult. The west wing lounge had a family tree on the wall...she had spent more time quizzing each of those little paintings on their lives than her parents approved of. The most successful of her family had been Ravenclaws...but then the majority of them were so that wasn't such a surprise.

"I suppose there is a good chance I'll be a Ravenclaw too...but my father said that the houses are there to help you grow, not to fit you in a mould so wherever you end up is right for you. The logic is, I think, that you strive to be like those you're around...so you go to the house where the people are most like you..." Saying this Lucinda wondered if there was anyone like her.

"I'm Lucinda" She said, smiling back at Valentina. "And no...I'm an only child. I don't know about any tests but I have read about the sorting hat. It can read your mind when you wear it - Legilimency - and it sifts through everything and sees what you have the potential to be...then puts you where it thinks you should go. Sometimes it seems like it has got it wrong at first but then it turns out the house was exactly right in the end. The hat is so interesting." Lucinda got a little carried away, the hat fascinated her so much.

"What were the tests your sister talked about?" Lucinda wasn't too worried...but she hadn't heard of these before. Perhaps they were meant as a surprise...

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