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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by CollectorOfMyst
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Granted. You and that person meet on a random street and they recognise you. However, you only get one word out before you're hit by a lorry.

I wish I'd stop depriving myself of sleep in favour of the internet.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by FreeElk
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Granted, the only way to do this is for the internet to crash and bring the whole modern world to it's knees every time you feel sleepy.

I wish for a grain of sand in the Sahara to rotate 90 degrees
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by CollectorOfMyst
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Granted. However, due to Chaos theory, the rotation of this singular grain of sand triggers a chain of events leading to a world-wide hurricane.

(Also, the internet is all but impossible to bring down by this point)

I wish my neighbour would stop with his GOD DAMNED STONE CUTTING.
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Granted, he stops stone cutting, and decides to start a new hobby: people cutting. You are his first victim

I wish for...um...chocolate. Untainted chocolate.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by FreeElk
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Granted, you get chocolate...loads and loads of chocolate. But you get fat, have a heart attack and die.

I wish for the next poster to be lenient towards me ^^


Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by ArenaSnow
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Granted. Instead of being flat out executed, you're sent to my lair for indefinite detention for security purposes instead.

I wish I could blunt a few edges, ya know?...
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by CollectorOfMyst
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Granted. Before you on a table are three axes. They're fixed to it. With no way to exit the room, nor any way to properly grind the metal, you will have to blunt the axes, quite literally, by hand.

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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by GodOfWar
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I wish the poster above had a wish.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Briza
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Granted, but the poster's wish was for the poster below him to not make a wish, so now we're back to Square Root One.
Hidden 7 yrs ago → 7 yrs ago Post by The Nexerus
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I wish the poster above had a wish.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Briza
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Granted, but the poster's wish was for the poster below him to not make a wish, so now we're back to Square Root One.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Neo Is Delight
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I wish the poster after this would make a wish, other than for this wish to not exist.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Briza
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Granted. I'd like to be a cream puff.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by FreeElk
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Granted, you're at a children's party and they aren't quite sure if they like cream puffs...you get half eaten then dropped on the floor and trodden into the carpet.

I wish my clothes automatically washed and dried themselves when I put them in the washing basket.

Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Skepic
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Granted! But now your clothes now randomly shout racial slurs at people who pass you. In your voice.

I wish that Jeremy Clarkson had his own anime.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Witch Cat
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Granted, you have to produce everything.

I wish for an anime about myself
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Granted. It is an anime about how to dominate the cat both body and mind.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Neo Is Delight
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Due to not making a wish, a wish still had to be granted, but the wish granter was able to make it, and as such, the user who did not post a wish, randomly combusted into a glorious flame of pink color, dying instantly.

I wish this magical pink fire would consume the rest of the world as well. >:D
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Leaves
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Granted, but humans evolved to a point where the pink fire is actually an appropriate temperature. It's more of an eye sore.

I wish while people are sleeping, I'll be on some new shit.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by FreeElk
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Granted, we all go out for a curry and whilst we're all having a peaceful sleep your stomach hasn't taken well to the spice so you're sat on the toilet all night "on some new shit"

I wish I didn't now have the image of what I just described in my head
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