GAME: Crush A Wish

[CollectorOfMyst]

Granted. You and that person meet on a random street and they recognise you. However, you only get one word out before you're hit by a lorry.

I wish I'd stop depriving myself of sleep in favour of the internet.

[FreeElk]

Granted, the only way to do this is for the internet to crash and bring the whole modern world to it's knees every time you feel sleepy.

I wish for a grain of sand in the Sahara to rotate 90 degrees

[CollectorOfMyst]

Granted. However, due to Chaos theory, the rotation of this singular grain of sand triggers a chain of events leading to a world-wide hurricane.

(Also, the internet is all but impossible to bring down by this point)

I wish my neighbour would stop with his GOD DAMNED STONE CUTTING.

[Neo Is Delight]

Granted, he stops stone cutting, and decides to start a new hobby: people cutting. You are his first victim

I wish for...um...chocolate. Untainted chocolate.

[FreeElk]

Granted, you get chocolate...loads and loads of chocolate. But you get fat, have a heart attack and die.

I wish for the next poster to be lenient towards me ^^

Mr Myst...

(Also, the internet is all but impossible to bring down by this point)

@CollectorOfMyst

Exhibit A:

Granted. Instead, they lead to the world become a post-apocalyptic Staplocracy ruled by those who are skilled in using the art of staplerjutsu to murder all who oppose them.

@Lemons

^^ I'm not sure this thread is for likely scenarios Mr Myst.

[ArenaSnow]

Granted. Instead of being flat out executed, you're sent to my lair for indefinite detention for security purposes instead.

I wish I could blunt a few edges, ya know?...

[CollectorOfMyst]

Granted. Before you on a table are three axes. They're fixed to it. With no way to exit the room, nor any way to properly grind the metal, you will have to blunt the axes, quite literally, by hand.

Ms Elk

^^ I'm not sure this thread is for likely scenarios Mr Myst.

@FreeElk

I mean, you're not wrong, but that doesn't make me right. (Yes, that was intentional), But, point being, the internet is not a single entity, Ms Elk.

[GodOfWar]

I wish the poster above had a wish.

[Briza]

Granted, but the poster's wish was for the poster below him to not make a wish, so now we're back to Square Root One.

[The Nexerus]

I wish the poster above had a wish.

[Briza]

Granted, but the poster's wish was for the poster below him to not make a wish, so now we're back to Square Root One.

[Neo Is Delight]

I wish the poster after this would make a wish, other than for this wish to not exist.

[Briza]

Granted. I'd like to be a cream puff.

[FreeElk]

Granted, you're at a children's party and they aren't quite sure if they like cream puffs...you get half eaten then dropped on the floor and trodden into the carpet.

I wish my clothes automatically washed and dried themselves when I put them in the washing basket.

Right Honourable Gentleman Myst

I mean, you're not wrong, but that doesn't make me right. (Yes, that was intentional), But, point being, the internet is not a single entity, Ms Elk.

@CollectorOfMyst

I have it on good faith (from the elders of the internet) that the internet is, in fact, a small black box on the top of Big Ben.

[Skepic]

Granted! But now your clothes now randomly shout racial slurs at people who pass you. In your voice.

I wish that Jeremy Clarkson had his own anime.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, you have to produce everything.

I wish for an anime about myself

[Scarescrow]

Granted. It is an anime about how to dominate the cat both body and mind.

[Neo Is Delight]

Due to not making a wish, a wish still had to be granted, but the wish granter was able to make it, and as such, the user who did not post a wish, randomly combusted into a glorious flame of pink color, dying instantly.

I wish this magical pink fire would consume the rest of the world as well. >:D

[Leaves]

Granted, but humans evolved to a point where the pink fire is actually an appropriate temperature. It's more of an eye sore.

I wish while people are sleeping, I'll be on some new shit.

[FreeElk]

Granted, we all go out for a curry and whilst we're all having a peaceful sleep your stomach hasn't taken well to the spice so you're sat on the toilet all night "on some new shit"

I wish I didn't now have the image of what I just described in my head