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    1. Frengo 9 yrs ago

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9 yrs ago
Current Wont be around today, too busy dying from this massive hang over. Sorry guys!
9 yrs ago
This is asking for an RP in which the Southend-on-Sea furniture bots battle for control with the Korean casino bots, in an ultimate struggle that will destroy the world.
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9 yrs ago
Suddenly building some kind of wall doesn't seem like a bad idea. Vote Frengo 2016 for RPG President.
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9 yrs ago
Is it sad that I bought a 10yo Netbook from Ebay with the sole intent of using it just to write my RP posts?
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9 yrs ago
Sea Gorillas are not a "personal" issue, and affect the entirety of mankind. It's morons like you that prevent social and cultural progress.
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Hey guys, just thought I'd say "hi!".

I've been crafting my app in secret with Apollo's help. It's a Trade Federation battleship, equipped with its full droid compliment, and a couple of X-wing squadrons. The crew are untested "rookies" but are fully trained by a mash of ex-Imperial and rebel officers. The idea behind Honour Bound (the ship's name), is to employ its numerous yet inferior droid compliment in suicidal waves to overwhelm enemy positions, whilst you guys with your shinier toys do the real damage.

I look forward to working with you all :)
Captain Vekelb Vilreth of Neimoidia, and the Honour Bound, a Lucrehulk-class Battleship.



Frengo's Rp Depot


I got four Rps here that never left the draft stage, with the exception of Dying Breed. Rather than consign them to the black void that is my PM draft box, I thought I'd unleash them on the unsuspecting masses.

Show interest, or show contempt - it's all the same for these four hapless souls that were almost never going to see the light of day. Take ideas, draw inspiration (haha, becuz i am so awesum), or simply shrug and move onto something else.

If anyone is like "OMFG THAT IS AWSOME!M!M!M!" then I could have a look at bringing the most esteemed of these drafts into their final versions, and launching an RP. Alternatively, people are welcome to take them, modify/use them as they see fit.








So @Frengo, what happend with doomguy? Light is digging him out as we speak.


Well if it were in-game, he probably hit "`" on the keyboard, and typed "God" frantically into the console half obscuring his vision, just as the bombs fell.

In the RP though, and keeping in scope with our brand of semi-realism, he was blown up violently; his armour isn't anything to brag about, and he can't really be considered to be invincible. The Doom games are all about dying dozens of times, and I'd feel that for him to have survived in tact would be a heresy.

And shamelessly piggy backing off of that, is my formal resignation from this RP. Life is such that I cannot afford the mammoth amount of commitment that this grand crusade requires. I could wing it, that's a given, but it would require me to literally skip all posts that don't directly affect me, which would cause problems later down the line when my posts start missing out key details that my character should be aware of.

Thanks for the fun guys, and I wish you/the RP all the best.

Okay, I got a few questions:

1) If Doomguy was to crawl from his supposed grave as an enraged torso, could someone glue his legs back to his dismembered mid-section?

2) Is anyone else struggling to keep up? And if so, do they want to pair/group up so that those of us with jobs haven't got to choose between eating and reading up on the IC meat and OOC trivia?

3) Why does cold coffee taste awful? I mean, all that has changed is the temperature, and yet it has a totally different taste? Someone google this for me and come back with a simplified explanation.
Another heroic sacrifice frengo?


Kalar Splint was no Doomguy, and Kalar Splint didn't have access to the Resistance Health Care Package.
And here I thought this had quietly died in the night.

Well as the upstanding GM that I am, I'm game if y'all are.
Troopers in white plated armour; black visors of the abyss forming an emotionless mass of an unfeeling, remorseless army of an autocratic empire that Doomguy knew little of. Walkers, thirty feet tall, with large heads and a clumsy chicken-like gait. Spherical fighters glided overhead, with hexagonal wings, and unleashed an ear piercing shriek as they passed by.

Behind this disciplined battle force, came a horde of demons, their flesh red and their limbs plentiful; some with gaping jaws that displayed hundreds of razor sharp fangs. They snorted, roared and screeched with blood lust, stomping their feet in anticipation.

There was a moment of bizarre tranquillity as Doomguy approached the host; they studied him, as much as he did them. For who was this green armoured warrior? An army of one? Against so many? A suicidal bid to reach some high level of stupid heroism?

And then he brought up his BFG and discharged it repeatedly.

Explosions tore through the neatly arrayed white plated soldiers, followed by pulsating green lights that signified the dissolution of many organic bodies. What was only moments ago a disciplined force of well trained soldiers, quickly deteriorated into a mass panic. Red lasers fired at Doomguy in their dozens, many falling wide, others glancing him.

Doomguy sprang to life, strafing left, and then right, firing again and again at the largest masses of his enemy. The BFG tore through their ranks, killing dozens upon dozens with seemingly little effort; a walker took a green plasma bolt to the head, dicing it in half. Laser fire continued to fly around him, some of them smashing into his armour, but none of it was enough to stop him.

He continued to run side-ways in a freakish display of agile talent, escaping the worst of their return fire. The ground was a scorched ruin in his wake, where missed shots blasted sand into glass.

A trooper came out from his left, blind siding him with a point blank shot to the face; Doomguy's visor shattered, glass raking his flesh and eyes. In a rage, he reached out and put his knuckle duster through the trooper's own visor, killing them instantly. A brief flash emitted from his recently slain foe, and energy rushed into Doomguy as he absorbed the trooper's soul.

It was a familiar feeling; Euphoria gripped his senses, his muscles bulged, his skin thickened. Lasers slammed into him, seemingly having little affect, and he turned to his foe with a gleeful smile. Berserker rage flowed through him.

Doomguy charged forwards, disregarding his BFG, and leapt into the thickest part of the troopers. He launched his fist into the nearest, sending the man sprawling head over heels several feet in the other direction; knocking half a score of his comrades over in the process. Then, Doomguy turned sharply, gripped another trooper's head, and tore it from their shoulders with little effort.

"RIP AND TEAR!" Doomguy roared out, as his enemy started to back off. "RIP. AND. TEAR."

The next thirty seconds were of blood soaked madness, as Doomguy continued to rip his enemy to pieces with his bare hands. The troopers turned and ran, broken by an enemy they could not understand. A few walkers covered their retreat, firing heavy lasers at Doomguy, and knocking him back.

Weakened by the relentless enemy fire, he stumbled backwards with each blow, until he was forced to admit temporary defeat.

Saving the best for last, Doomguy managed to pull forth his semi-automatic rocket launcher as he strafed aside another barrage of heavy lasers. He responded with a salvo of missiles, that slammed indiscriminately into the walkers and the troopers they were trying to cover. One by one, they collapsed to the savagery of his assault, unable to get a clear shot as he began to run circles around them.

For a moment, it looked as if he'd just taken on a whole army - but then the enemy craft zoomed in, swarms of them, unleashing green lasers and bombs. Doomguy disappeared under the resulting explosions and smoke.
One moment, Doomguy was curled up like a baby - a baby with a plasma rifle firing a never ending arc of blue flesh-dissolving bolts - but a baby all the same. The demon had managed to get its claw across his stomach, but unsurprisingly this was not the first time he'd been hurt in such a way. A smile met his lips, as he remembered his confrontation with the Cyber Demon those many years ago. He'd come out of that fight barely alive, and this right now, was little different.

And then before he knew it, a chain of sanity-breaking events took place. A large armoured robot of a kind he'd never seen before, landed beside him with a thud, and added its devastating fire power to his plasma barrage. Beast and soldier fell, reeling from their grievous wounds, and their attack momentarily halted. Doomguy struggled to his knees, the pain in his stomach a searing heat that caused him to grow weaker and weaker by the second.

Something heavy hit him and exploded, launching him a few feet across the sand. He thought he'd been hit by a rocket, and was expecting to find his legs had gone off in their own direction, but a quick check told him that all was strangely well. In fact, he'd never felt so good! The wound across his stomach had vanished, a staggered claw mark in his green armour a monument to where it had been.

Doomguy looked around, the chaos of the battle overtaking even his own eagerness for mindless testosterone filled mayhem, and tried to make out friend from foe. He wasn't suited to this kind of warfare; his tales were of compact corridors, filled with demons standing shoulder to shoulder - of treacherous rooms, filled with obstacles and hazards. His skills, as great as they may have been, were ill suited to this slogging fest, in which far greater beings than he contested for dominance.

"Screw this," he murmured, getting to his feet. "Let's crack this nut."

There had been times in Hell, and on the moons of Mars, that Doomguy had relied on his legendary speed and agility to carry him by hordes of monsters unharmed. Such a stratagem, effective then, would hopefully prove effective now.

Dropping his plasma gun into the sand, Doomguy drew his prized chainsaw. The weapon was unremarkable in appearance, but Hell would remember well the suffering it sustained at the hands of its belted blade.

"One," he said, steadying himself. "Two." His eyes rested on the weakest part of the RoC line. "Three."

And then he was off, his feet pounding the sand quicker than a human could possibly hope to run under normal circumstances. What looked like an android, seven feet tall with shoulder-mounted rocket launchers, reached out with a clawed hand - and recoiled as Doomguy moved under the attack, and briefly shoved his chainsaw into the machine's abdomen. Before its systems could determine the damage, he had vanished.

The chainsaw ricocheted from the face of some nameless demon, and plunged into the neck of an armoured skeleton. A man in a balaclava levelled a rifle his way, but Doomguy was gone by the time he'd pulled the trigger.

The battle whirled around Dooguy as he dodged, butchered, jumped and dived his way through the explosive chaos. Many tried to stop him, and he cut them all down in kind. Before long, a carpet of corpses stood in his wake, and the tide was thinning as he reached the rear of the RoC battle line.

Fortifications graced him in the distance, a few hundred yards away. He presumed these marked the outer defences of the RoC base - or outpost - or whatever it was he was sent here to destroy. He longed for their tight corridors and the close quarters slaughter that they would undoubtedly offer him.

He cleared the ground rapidly, his chainsaw chugging and spluttering as it struggled to free itself from the muck that had started to clog the chain. It wouldn't last him much longer, but it'd nearly done its job. Doomguy kept up his sprint, swerving around what he could only guess was an Ogre, but came to a standstill when he was greeted by a solid wall made of some dark alloy. Hellspawn jeered at him from the battlements above, and he found himself weaving in and out of fireballs and lightning bolts.

This was going to be a long day.

Or was it?

The chainsaw hit the sand, as the BFG 9000 came up in his hands. He aimed the mighty weapon towards the battlements, and fired off a round. A big green ball of plasma struck the metalwork, and exploded. Dozens of the Hellspawn were instantly vaporised, and the wall crumbled outwards, providing him with a ramp of rubble to climb to the top.

Many tried to block his ascent, as more fireballs scorched the ground around him. He replied in kind, firing off more devastating green balls and smiting scores of his foe at a time.

However, as he stood upon the ramparts of Chaos, he looked back on the battle and awed at its entirety. Thousands were engaged below, as hundreds of dropships spewed forth from the sky - weaving between dog fights conducted by many smaller craft. Yeah, it certainly wasn't for him. He was nobody's cannon fodder. He was a God damned hero, the likes of which the world hadn't seen since 93'... however long ago that was; if he was going to die, it was going to be from suffocation after the masses of his downed enemies eventually smothered him in what would be the biggest corpse pile the Multiverse had ever seen.

Turning from the carnage, he looked towards the main RoC base - a series of hardened structures and towers, off in the distance. Hundreds upon hundreds more warriors of Chaos were assembling in the space between the base and the outer defences. They were as varied as they were deadly, augmented by mechanised forces and low-flying support craft. Looked to him that they were getting ready to launch a counter attack.

Instead, they were going to hit a wall. A Doom Wall.

He started to descend to meet them, taking a staircase that would convey him to the next arena; his BFG in one hand, and his knuckle duster in the other.

"Nice to meet you Penny," Doomguy uttered. "Let me bring you up to speed. That out there," he pointed towards the gaping doors of the transport ship, "is a literal beast. It will eat you up, it will chew you to pieces, digest your carcass and shit you out the other end. That's what it'll do!" He cocked his assault rifle, and checked the sights by peering down them. "When we leave that door, we're going to turn things on their head; we're going to reverse this here situation, by throwing ourselves up the literal beast's ass hole, and come out the other end. It's a basic science, and one that I'm an expert in."

With no further adieu, the Marine gave Penny a brief nod, and then turned towards the hatch. The sounds of war echoed, reaching out to greet him; men screaming and dying; women cursing in anger and injury. He'd join them soon enough, but the thought did not trouble him in the slightest. His heart beating in rhythm to the chaos, he quickened his pace into a sprint, and leapt from the transport with practised savagery.

There was indeed chaos all around; a great beast that defied the legions of Hell, swam through the air, laying waste to the frozen ground that had covered the desert basin just a moment before. A knight with flaming attire, a familiar portrait of Hell itself, stood in the background, as troops rushed around him; energised as they were, to beat back the likes of Doomguy.

A demon ran up to him, four limbed and breathing fire; Doomguy darted out of its reach, pasting its skull with hot led. Another such creature came from his side, and he leapt away, blasting its kidneys from its lower abdomen with another flurry of searing rage. Then something not unlike an Angel came for him from above, its gaze terrifying, its being holy and yet unholy - Doomguy's rifle clicked as the magazine ran empty. Throwing the rifle aside, he pulled forth his trusty Super Shotgun, a double barrelled monstrosity.

As the creature came for him, Doomguy responded in kind, unleashing a dual barrage of devastating slugs that tore the "angel" a new mouth right below its neck. It fluttered to the ground, screaming and crowing.

And then Doomguy was struck from behind by another demon, its red flesh hot to the touch, but he was able to launch it several feet backwards with a push of his booted feet. It fell onto the sand, roaring in anger, but before it had time to stand, he threw aside his super shot gun and pulled out his plasma rifle; his back a seemingly endless arsenal.

The beast charged, and Doomguy reduced its face to ash.

And as the legions of Chaos came forth, rounding on him, he could only hold down the trigger, and keep it there, until they all went away.
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