I might make a second Monty Python and the Holy Grail themed character. XD
World's your oyster, my friend. Go nuts!
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Wont be around today, too busy dying from this massive hang over. Sorry guys!
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This is asking for an RP in which the Southend-on-Sea furniture bots battle for control with the Korean casino bots, in an ultimate struggle that will destroy the world.
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Suddenly building some kind of wall doesn't seem like a bad idea. Vote Frengo 2016 for RPG President.
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Is it sad that I bought a 10yo Netbook from Ebay with the sole intent of using it just to write my RP posts?
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Sea Gorillas are not a "personal" issue, and affect the entirety of mankind. It's morons like you that prevent social and cultural progress.
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World's your oyster, my friend. Go nuts!
Character: PFC Michael Roper
Location: Orik Farmstead
With: No one.
"We hunger for you!" the two men screamed in unison, their voices amplified by an unseen malevolence. They rushed forwards, arms open wide in an offering embrace.
Michael had only half a second to react, and he pulled the trigger. A large hole appeared in one of the men, the size of a basket ball, and he was flung against the nearest wall like a rag-doll. The second man came within arms reach of Michael, before the soldier was able to bring his weapon around and squeeze off another thunderous shell. His attacker disappeared from the chest upwards; brittle flakes of dried flesh and bone rained over the room like some kind of doomsday confetti.
Before Michael could even take stock of his situation, the first man - the one with the hole in his torso - was back on his feet. He snarled as a dry and swollen tongue licked at cracked, putrid lips. Were it not for his gas mask, the unfiltered smell of decay may have been enough to knock Michael on his ass.
"What the fuck are you?" demanded Michael, thrusting forwards with the shotgun in a futile attempt to ward his enemy off. "Is this a training op? VR? DT-19? Please, I can't take any more of this bull shit!"
The man smiled broadly, yellow and black teeth poking out from behind his swollen tongue. "We are for you. We are the hunger." The words should have been muffled, but they came through as clear as day.
Michael didn't understand the cryptic response; didn't understand how a man - apparently in the late stages of decay - could stand when half a foot of his spine was missing. He pulled the trigger, and his spas-12 combat shotgun reduced the man to a bloodless stump above the waist.
There was little time for further thought, as a window to the soldier's right exploded into fragments of wood and glass. A woman crawled through, her dress torn and shredded; she looked up at Michael with the same nightmarish features of the men.
"Fuck this, fuck this," Michael decried, half sobbing. He turned his back on the woman, and sprinted out of the door; the darkness of the farmyard embraced him like an old friend.
Location: Orik Farmstead
With: No one.
"We hunger for you!" the two men screamed in unison, their voices amplified by an unseen malevolence. They rushed forwards, arms open wide in an offering embrace.
Michael had only half a second to react, and he pulled the trigger. A large hole appeared in one of the men, the size of a basket ball, and he was flung against the nearest wall like a rag-doll. The second man came within arms reach of Michael, before the soldier was able to bring his weapon around and squeeze off another thunderous shell. His attacker disappeared from the chest upwards; brittle flakes of dried flesh and bone rained over the room like some kind of doomsday confetti.
Before Michael could even take stock of his situation, the first man - the one with the hole in his torso - was back on his feet. He snarled as a dry and swollen tongue licked at cracked, putrid lips. Were it not for his gas mask, the unfiltered smell of decay may have been enough to knock Michael on his ass.
"What the fuck are you?" demanded Michael, thrusting forwards with the shotgun in a futile attempt to ward his enemy off. "Is this a training op? VR? DT-19? Please, I can't take any more of this bull shit!"
The man smiled broadly, yellow and black teeth poking out from behind his swollen tongue. "We are for you. We are the hunger." The words should have been muffled, but they came through as clear as day.
Michael didn't understand the cryptic response; didn't understand how a man - apparently in the late stages of decay - could stand when half a foot of his spine was missing. He pulled the trigger, and his spas-12 combat shotgun reduced the man to a bloodless stump above the waist.
There was little time for further thought, as a window to the soldier's right exploded into fragments of wood and glass. A woman crawled through, her dress torn and shredded; she looked up at Michael with the same nightmarish features of the men.
"Fuck this, fuck this," Michael decried, half sobbing. He turned his back on the woman, and sprinted out of the door; the darkness of the farmyard embraced him like an old friend.
@Kurai Assassin Cool it bro. I understand where you're coming from, but you have to accept that this is Claw's RP, and what he says, goes. I can also understand where he's coming from, and what he's trying to do - in the long run, his method of GMing will make things easier for you as a player. You should go along with it, and adapt the best you can; you shouldn't end up regretting it.
I'd urge you to back down, apologise, and let this whole thing go.
I dont wanna lose my heavy weapons guy! :)
I'd urge you to back down, apologise, and let this whole thing go.
I dont wanna lose my heavy weapons guy! :)
@neogreggory If the American president can find time to heal the rift between the U.S and Cuba, you can find a charger!
A man my age shouldn't need to "Google Define: Fellatio", but I did, and now I have grown more as a person.
But yeah anyway, I think we're doing alright. Free isn't as popular as I remember it being, and I think people probably perceive Free as an orgy of one-liners and major derping, so we're kinda denying ourselves the Casual player base... but that's fine with me. I want this RP to be accessible to anyone and everyone :D
But hey, guild politics and marketing strategies aside, well done on another great post! I have absolutely no interest in Silent Hill (more of a classic Resi Evil fan me self), yet I'm hooked on Danielle's story. I'm looking forward to seeing how she gets herself out of that pickle.
I'm loving that boss, by the way. Well done yet again for taking initiative! I'll add it to the Monster Tracker.
Awesome :) I look forward to reading it!
Huh... I'm kinda sad with the turnout. :( I was hoping this would get more attention than free pudding and fellatio.
A man my age shouldn't need to "Google Define: Fellatio", but I did, and now I have grown more as a person.
But yeah anyway, I think we're doing alright. Free isn't as popular as I remember it being, and I think people probably perceive Free as an orgy of one-liners and major derping, so we're kinda denying ourselves the Casual player base... but that's fine with me. I want this RP to be accessible to anyone and everyone :D
But hey, guild politics and marketing strategies aside, well done on another great post! I have absolutely no interest in Silent Hill (more of a classic Resi Evil fan me self), yet I'm hooked on Danielle's story. I'm looking forward to seeing how she gets herself out of that pickle.
I'm loving that boss, by the way. Well done yet again for taking initiative! I'll add it to the Monster Tracker.
Imma post tonight, when I have time to write a starting post.
Awesome :) I look forward to reading it!
I'll start working on Zaqir's sheet of information starting Thursday. For now, I've got to prepare for class tomorrow.
Does anyone have any contentions with me claiming that Zaqir might very well be the wealthiest city in the world right now? Given its history.
Not me personally, but I'm going to go ahead and claim that Uthein is the biggest metal processing hub in the known world.
Woo! So it looks we're gonna be starting the RP proper now; I can't wait. I do still have to get my updated NS up, but that presumably shouldn't take too long. But knowing my luck I just shoved my foot in my mouth and it'll take much longer than I anticipate. XD
Oh, and @Frengo, my nation's Yossod now. Qa-Avnel's just the capital.
EDIT: And sorry to be a bother, but there's a tiny chunk of land that was put as Elamia that should be Yossod. It's just area around the little 'hill' image farthest east. I'd upload an image, but imgur won't load it for some reason.
Fixed... I think; check the map again, could you? And let me know :)
EDIT: Posted the same img link as the old map, DERP. Check again. Should say "Yossod" over the nation area.
Alright, how's this?
The World Map
The Scalethein Empire - @Frengo@neogreggory - Orange
Yossod - @TheSovereignGrave - Light Blue
Ashkar - @ZB1996 - Red Brown
Zaqir - @Shorticus - Yellow
The Troll Territories - @epicberet - Brown
Yossod - @TheSovereignGrave - Light Blue
Ashkar - @ZB1996 - Red Brown
Zaqir - @Shorticus - Yellow
The Troll Territories - @epicberet - Brown
I added mine to my character sheet. Would you like it posted in the IC section instead?
Errrrrrr, t'is a good question.
Leave it with your sheet for now. I'm going to make a little "Active Nations" link so that everyone can find everyone else quickly (similar to They Hunger for You's active characters; see my sig for a demonstration). I guess it makes sense if the summaries are all kept in one CS post - so that others can reference the evolutionary scope of your nation.
So yeah, leave it where it is :)
@epicberet@TheSovereignGrave
I see a big territory shift between your respective posts. Can I just get me some confirmation that you're both happy with where Epic has left the borders? Thought I'd better check before I did anything.
I see a big territory shift between your respective posts. Can I just get me some confirmation that you're both happy with where Epic has left the borders? Thought I'd better check before I did anything.
Wow, we finally made it! Woooop.
I guess if everyone starts working on their end-of-phase nation summaries, I'll start working on the map.
@neogreggory Do you wanna add everything that concerns your Kobolds to our nation summary? And then hand it over to me and I'll fill in the stuff from my end?
I guess if everyone starts working on their end-of-phase nation summaries, I'll start working on the map.
@neogreggory Do you wanna add everything that concerns your Kobolds to our nation summary? And then hand it over to me and I'll fill in the stuff from my end?
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