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Who here likes cuddles?
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6 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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6 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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7 yrs ago
How do wing.
7 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

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Digbie ignored his excitement at Mourningstar's return and got scared when the goblins noticed the small gathering. There was a chance he could slip into their group and wait for the ultimate backstab moment, but he couldn't risk his friends to the army that had been assaulting the massive party. He had grown attached to them, somehow. He remembered his dad saying friends were useless, but he was wrong indeed. Oh, he was wrong.

Friends were great.

So when Digbie saw his friends being attacked by a rather expansive Dire Rat, he got a bit angry. They were his friends! Why would they dare try to assault them?! Without much thought, Digbie grabbed the two biggest rocks he could and shoved them into his Ratskin Pack, beginning to rush towards Rattleskull without a second thought. He knew what he was going to do, and he was prepared to see that onslaught through!

As such, he grabbed one of the rocks and chucked it with all of his might when he got close to Rattleskull, charging it up with {Stone Shot} to give it that extra OOMPH, hoping it would be enough to get Rattleskull's attention. If not, hopefully it would leave him with a new wound to worry about. Just to be sure, though, Digbie grabbed the other rock he had shoved into the Ratskin Pack and chucked it at the Dire Rat as well.






@PlatinumSkink
Fair enough. Skylar's probably more focused on the Scraggy right now anyway.
@PlatinumSkink
What if Barboach gets hit with a Supersonic? How blind would he be? I'd imagine being confused would screw with his internal radar.







Skylar smiled as Seabreeze swooped back up into the air, a single "Gull!" sounding through the area as Skylar updated his spacial map. Alice was getting ready with a combo from Cici, and the Scraggy that was below Seabreeze was struggling to figure out what's going on, giving Skylar an idea.

"Alice, I've got an idea! Lemme know when you need my help with that Barboach!" Skylar said as he fist-pumped the air, giving a command after it was done. "Seabreeze, it's time to fight. Unload a Water Gun into the Scraggy's pants!"

It'd undoubtedly do damage, but if that Scraggy had tons of water in his shorts, he'd be weighed down by all the water and wouldn't be able to get off the ground, preventing the High Low Kick from even happening without the Scraggy stumbling. Skylar felt bad that his plan was what it was. He quite liked Scraggies. They were silly, awkward, and cute, like a lot of Flying-Types.
Celebration Time


"Kendall? It's 11:35, what's going on?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

"Okay, calm down! Jesus Christ, that was loud."

"RYAN MY MOM WAS CONVINCED!"

"Wait, seriously?! She's letting you become a Ward?"

"Yeah! I got her permission! I'm going to the Protectorate tomorrow to make it official!"

"Dude, that's great! You're gonna be meeting Tiger Lily, Margrave, Tulpa, everyone! That's gonna be so cool!"

"I know! I'm super excited for it all. Mastar doesn't have to be a vigilante anymore! It's gonna be great! I'm excited to let her out as a true certified he-"

"Whoa whoa whoa, calm down there tiger. We do have to discuss something."

"What do we have to discuss? I'm becoming a Ward and everything is gonna be great!"

"I know, but there's an issue. PR issue. Mastar's gonna be joining a team of 14-17 year olds, but the issue is she's super provocative and sexualized."

"That was to protect my identity, though. Why should I change that?"

"Because a sexualized 14 year old isn't a good idea. The way she acts and speaks is fine enough, it's the character, but the outfit and body need to be toned down. A lot."

"... well celery. I'd show you my ideas but I can't do it now."

"I can contribute my ideas, right? I did come up with the first design."

"Fire away."

"Keep the imp like motif, with Messiah the public will be all over the dynamic. Maybe go with a hood to add to the sinister theme? A cape and cowl might work well too."

"Add some shorts to the current outfit?"

"Make sure they go a little down your thigh. Don't wanna risk it too bad."

"I'll make sure, you goof."

"I'm just making sure. You're like my little sister, man. I care for you."

"Sibling."

"Whatever. Lemme know when you get accepted to the Wards tomorrow."

"Of course! Now go to bed, you carrot!"

Click.
Oh boy, it's a busy day in this town for a healer.

Ursaren had been informed of the approaching childbirth that morning, and had been on and off preparing an alchemical painkiller for this specific purpose. While he had never actually given birth to a child himself, he knew for certain that it was a searing sensation for those who had to go through it when he delivered one long ago. So, he had to prep for it. He just wished he could stop and dedicate a decent amount of time to the craft. He was busy tending to the heavily wounded of the village before he had to run off and give birth to a child.

It was menial work, mostly. He came across a few broken limbs and gouges, but nothing too extraordinary. There was a man who had somehow won a fight with a bear, and that man came out rather worse for wear. A broken arm, no doubt likely infected, and his legs were torn to absolute shreds. It took a good minute of constant healing to fix the arm, and a potion of healing should repair the damage to the legs. Ursaren administered the potion to the man before having to run off and go tend to another.

Around a few hours of being on his feet passed before Ursaren was grabbed by a man. The man was the soon-to-be-father, and his wife was finally going into labor. It was time for Ursaren to perform something that he had only performed once before, long ago. He did an admirable job at it when he had done it, but it has been a good amount of time. He just hoped that he wasn't going to have to perform a medical birth. The risks of that were way too high.

He approached the house where it would all be going down, as the to-be-father went inside to inform his wife that the healer was here. Ursaren finished the painkilling potion off before he went inside, the soothing smell of the blue herbs from the village market wafting out of the bottle. It was prime and perfected. Ursaren was ready.

Taking a deep breath, he stepped inside the house and readied himself for what was to come.
"Extra careful. I'm only the most careful," Tibulass joked as she kept piloting the ship. Her hood was off her head again, and her hair was up in some kind of bun at this point. It wasn't well made, far from it, but it was working out for her. It'd be fine.

She looked over at Stryker and stood from her chair. "I flicked on auto for a few minutes. We'll be there in about four or five hours. If it's a mission that needs our preparation, you should probably give us all a debriefing. I'll be below trying to sort out my clothes into the drawers that are down there." Tibulass walked over to the stairs descending down to her little room before she turned back again to see Stryker. She wanted to say something, but she didn't know what to say. Finally, after a few moments of hesitation, all that came out was a sigh. She didn't know what to say to him, her mind was just going crazy. She'd be over these feelings within the next few hours... or days... or months... hopefully.

@Crossfire


Digbie felt his migraine go away as Oberon granted the gift of a status heal to the greenskin. He didn't know what happened, and he didn't care, but he did appreciate the healing from the pixie. Looking at Oberon, Digbie raised his thumb up and gave a jovially toned "Thanks!" Now he could get back to business regarding this invasion of goblins.

Digbie looked over the ground that he could see, grabbing a few of the rocks that he had brought over here earlier so he could toss them at any unsuspecting foes. The <Stone SpikeTM> was also nearby, but Digbie wanted to throw that at something a little bigger than him or any other goblin. Maybe the boss, if that was how this world worked.

Until then, Digbie chucked a few of the rocks towards the torches he noted in the distance, powering them up with a {Stone Shot} to give them an extra OOMPH as they flew through the moist and dank air. He wasn't expecting to hit anything, and there was no way he'd find out what happened with that projectile, but maybe it would do something. After throwing the third rock, he turned to Oberon. "I'll be okay. Go see if you can help some others, and stay safe!"






When a ton of posting times hit you at once.

i'm ok

I'll be posting in here soon, if I don't die from all this typing.







Skylar listened intently to what was going on as Seabreeze flapped up, ready to wait around for the battle to start. Simon had the realization that Seabreeze was, of course, a perfect counter to Simon #8, but the Scraggy that Vivia was using was also quite terrible against Seabreeze's amazing typing. As a result, Seabreeze and Skylar were intently ready to show off what they could do.

Alice looked over at Skylar, and after speaking her mind, Skylar simply nodded. His head was in the game now, there's no way he could lose with the deck he was given... and he wasn't planning on it.

As soon as the flood gates opened, Cici prepared her onslaught with a Smokescreen and a Bubble assault, and Seabreeze rose high after giving a solid "Wingull!", growing ever distant as he rose up into the air, giving him an advantage over the other opponents. It was enough to give Skylar a decent idea of where he was in a vague space.

In his mind, he had ideas of where all opponents were. He knew the layout well enough, he just had to utilize it. He knew the Smokescreen was up, but he had to act on this or it'd be wasted.

"Seabreeze! Down towards the Scraggy! Say when you're there."

Utilizing the ultimate ability of Keen Eye, Seabreeze rushed down towards the smoke and flew around the top of it deftly. Finally, he got close to where the Fighting-Type was and let out a "GULL!"

With one swift motion, Skylar brought his hands right up to his ears and cupped them. "SUPERSONIC! AS LOUD AS YOU CAN MUSTER! BEHIND HIS HEAD!"

Suddenly, Seabreeze dove down beneath the Smokescreen, and his position was obscured by the smog. He wasn't affected as bad, but he already knew where to go from being above it. With one loud "WIIIIINGUUUULLLLLL", Skylar smiled through clenched teeth as his bird unleashed his attack right behind the ears of the Scraggy. Combining the disorientation of the smokescreen and the sudden loud noise, there's a fairly high chance that the Scraggy would be Confused.
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