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Who here likes cuddles?
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If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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Identities are confusing to figure out.
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How do wing.
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Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

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In Pokémon: Start → 5 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


@PlatinumSkink




"Alright! Good job gang!" Skylar cheered as he went over to pick up the Pokeball with the newest addition to the team. Everyone celebrated in the act of Skylar's success, but when Skylar did the tried and true method of letting the newest addition out of their pokeball...

"MURKROW MURKROW MURKROW! MURKROW! MURKROW MURKROW!"

He was annoyed, and was busy ruffling his feathers into Skylar's face and around his body. Everyone but Celebrity on the team reacted accordingly by getting on guard, save Seabreeze who hopped off Skylar's head to not get involved with that sort of chaos. Celebrity was cracking up laughing in the wake of the chaos that was going on. Paradise cast her a scowl, causing the Jigglypuff to back down and stop laughing. Even she didn't wanna mess with an angry mother.

"Hey whoa there bud! Calm down! I'm not gonna hurt ya!" Skylar shielded his face from the angry Murkrow before reaching into his bag and pulling out a Potion, looking at the Murkrow and spritzing him with it on a bit of a rough patch of feathers, somehow spraying it throughout all the chaos. The Murkrow flapped a bit more, staying angry, before it calmed down as it realized it wasn't in as bad shape as it was. The lessened tension of the situation also helped let Skylar notice that, amongst the blurry shapes, the yellow of the Murkrow's beak formed into a similar shape to a smile... hm... that's an idea.

"Ok, Smiley, are we in any better standings with eachother now?"

Smiley stared at Skylar for a moment, pecked the ground once, and flapped up to where Paradise watched the mayhem, carefully landing on her head and keeping a watch on Skylar. It was clear that Smiley wasn't angry anymore, but whether that meant Skylar and Smiley would get along was anyone's guess. For now though, this was definitely a more agreeable situation.

"Okay... that's a good sign. Maybe you'll warm up to us. Celebrity sure did."

"Puff!" Speaking of the little airball, she was down at Skylar's legs begging him for attention.

"Oh, how could I forget! Good job, Celebrity! You're the best at being sneaky!" Skylar patted the puffster's head affectionately, hearing the 'puff... purr? It sounded like purring. Regardless, she was loving the praise, and Smiley was simply scowling at her from above. It didn't take a genius to know what sort of grudge the Murkrow held.

Skylar stepped over to where his loose change was, grabbing the coins from the ground before his head turned to face a familiar voice.

'S-Skylar? Is that you? I-I had some problems recognizing you in the darkness, g-guess you wouldn’t have that problem, haha… I found something on Route 3, and it… and it…'
Vivia, but definitely wobbly.


"Whoa, Vivia, is everything okay? You sound like yo--" Skylar was immediately cut off, however, by Vivia showing him what she was all worked up about.

'ISN’T IT ADORABLE!?'

'… Goomy?'
Vivia, and the best dragon.


"... oh my... Vivia." Skylar's tone shifted notably when he said the girls name. It was very abrupt, and almost kind of scary to be honest. "I'm going to have to politely ask you... WILL YOU SHOW ME WHERE YOU FOUND THIS ADORABLE BALL OF GOO?!"

It was evident the group was going on another rare Pokemon hunt. Thankfully this time, though, Vivia could lead the way.

In Into The Dark: Tales of Maroleth → 5 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
Ursaren has received no answer.

In I, the Demon King, Will Summon My Own Damned Heroes! → 5 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

"No response. Alright. Seems like he'd probably have to really get into the meat and topapoes of the book in order to understand what his path to redemption was... or even what his path in general was. What was it gonna be anyway? Was he too far down the road to being a Demiblin that he couldn't change the rules up and go down another path? Would being a Demiblin forgo his chances of reaching redemption? The questions spun around in his head for a moment.

Finally, he figured that he could ask something in order to figure things out. He was a little wary at first, but then he decided to just go ahead and do it.

"System... uh... Character Overview? Skills in progress, current status, evolutionary paths?"

Whether or not the System wanted to tell him anything, Digbie would look back down to the book he was currently reading in order to press forward in it. He wanted to figure things out on his own without any interruptions right now. He wasn't gonna get much more secluded than this. Once he got back to base he could ask for some help learning how to Dual Cast.

... and just so he could devote time to reading, he activated Tremor Sense III passively. It was always kinda active, but he made sure that his senses were heightened for this walk, at least for a little while. Earth Vein would keep him from running out of MP super quick, too, so he could probably make the hike back safely.




In I, the Demon King, Will Summon My Own Damned Heroes! → 5 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Welp, he found what Guidance was leading him to, and according to his analysis, Jehanne was definitely the best person to help him seek forgiveness for his Taboo sin. Hopefully she wouldn't be too offended by the Demiblin seeking her insight and wisdom as a way to redeem himself, despite being, y'know, a demonic goblin.

Just before he was about to walk back home, however, there was a deer that seemed like it wasn't about to let Digbie pass so easily. It wasn't going to hurt him, as long as Digbie didn't hurt the deer, but the mighty animal seemed to be slightly hurt by a dart or arrow. It was a projectile, for sure. It could certainly use some sort of healing, if anything else, so Digbie felt like it was somewhat his duty. If he was going to go down the path of forgiveness from Jehanne's hand, he needed to start somewhere, and healing the forest's innocent animals was a decent start he felt.

"Hey there... it's gonna be okay... just be calm." Digbie carefully said as he raised both his hands up, lowering one down slowly towards the beast and casting towards it with Minor Heal, as well as analyzing it with a Monster Analysis. Hopefully he could at least provide the beast with a bit of relief, if not complete healing.

After that, Digbie would just start walking back to his base. He kept tabs on where he had to walk, so walking back wouldn't be too much issue. Hopefully he could at least walk while he started his studies into praying to Jehanne for salvation. Maybe he could even hear her if he tried hard enough. It was worth a shot.

"H-hey... Jehanne? Are we able to hear eachother...?"




In Tower of Fable → 5 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay

"I think I'll accompany this group to Lady Asgard, and represent us on the group's behalf. I'll find you later." Akiko said calmly to Rose as she walked away. Someone needed to know that the group meant no harm to the village, and certainly Akiko was the one to actually do that. She could only hope that Rose and the others would know to keep their head down and not stir up too much trouble... wait, where even were the others? So far it just seemed like Rose and Akiko were around. Bah, Akiko would find the group eventually. Right now, she was the Black Pentacle Correspondent to Rivenwood.

Though, immediately after speaking to Rose, Akiko heard the voice of a new woman.

"Oh? Is that so? That's quite a shame since I was considering inviting you for lunch, and perhaps, offering a reward if you could help solve this case. If being in the good graces of the Imperium's Justice won't entice you, having a head start in your treasure hunt certainly will, right?"
Lady Asgard

"O-oh my! You must be the fair Lady Asgard!" Akiko acted in genuine surprise, though maybe not in the way it was intended. Akiko was surprised because it was the same woman that she saw in Lorelai's flashback. Christ... that must've certainly been years ago, why was she so young? Something had to be up with that, and Akiko would definitely be the one to find out in a while. For right now, she had to keep up her ruse. "I apologize for her rudeness, your radiance. She's not the patient type and is not used to such a meeting. I, on the other hand, am absolutely delighted to be in your presence, as well as the presence of Lady Lorelai."

"I see that you've missed the thief but found some very interesting people, right Lorelai? Now then, would you join me at the table while we explain the situation to you? It must have been quite frustrating to be mistaken as criminals right as you arrived. Please, allow me to rectify it,"
Lady Asgard


"I would be honored to be sat at a table with a lady of your illustrious quality." Akiko said with a pleasant smile on her face. Ugh, these pleasantries were starting to grind her gears. Hopefully this wouldn't have to be held up for much longer. Speaking of pleasantries, though, Akiko lowered herself into a bow before Lady Asgard, splaying out her skirt in her hands as she did so. "How foolish of me, not even to bow in front of a lady of your prestige. I am the traveling poet, Akiko. I'll gladly be the one to represent my group on their behalf."

Akiko's face looked up at Lady Asgard's once again. Though, whether it was to bask in her beauty once more or rather to gaze further beyond, nobody could tell.
In Pokémon: Start → 5 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


@PlatinumSkink




"Oh! Murkrow!" Skylar heard the Pokemon cries in the night and recognized them from the time spent at the farm just a while before. He knew the schtick with Murkrows liking shiny objects, and he needed to figure out if he actually had anything that could work well with that detail.

It wasn't until Mac was poking his head through Skylar's bag, pulling out a 10P coin, that Skylar got an idea. "Hey, good job buddy! That gives me an idea..."

With that, Skylar and the team rushed over to a bit of a bushy and shrubby area in the grassy hill that Skylar was training in. He looked down at Celebrity before talking to her specifically. "Hey Celebrity, wanna go show this team that you're the best at being sneaky by waiting in that bush and Singing to some Murkrow?"

"Jiggly!" Celebrity cockily smirked, waddling over to the bushes and deflating right underneath a small portion of it. To a bunch of passerby, she'd be obscured from vision, hardly noticeable in the dim moonlight. To anyone focused on something else, noticing her hopefully wouldn't be a very easy task.

"Alright, cool. It's time to see if we can set up some bait for the Murkrow." Skylar grabbed hold of where he was keeping his cash, pulling out the last 24P in his bag, amounting to four 1P coins, two 5P coins, and three 10P coins. Overall, he had 7 brand new and shiny coins to be used in catching these Murkrow. Skylar placed the coins down by Celebrity's spot, in a nice open area in a scattered sense, and he stepped away to go to the rest of the team.

"Alright, everyone. Act natural."

In I, the Demon King, Will Summon My Own Damned Heroes! → 5 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Digbie stepped near the bodies, his Yill still on his body as he examined its weakened state. It wasn't going to last a ton longer unless Digbie learned how to keep it alive in his head. Hopefully he could figure out how Nature Magic worked soon, or else it might as well be left here with these bodies as a sort of offering. Eh, he'd worry about that in a minute, right now he needed to figure out what he was going to do about these bodies.

He raised his hand up to his chin, scratching it as he thought about what he could do. For a moment, he really didn't want to take anything, but as he thought more and more about it, he realized that these bodies weren't going to use anything they had on them. They were dead, and Digbie was alive. For the sake of the survival of him and his friends, it was most likely for the best that he took at least some of the items and gear here for himself and them.

He put down his Ratskin Pack, opening it up so he could begin to store things within it's space. It was about time he filled it up with what he could grab, as well as grabbing the discarded Satchel to the side. He could probably use that for carrying things, too.

First things first, he grabbed hold of the leather bound book held by the older man. He figured that if anything, Oberon and Ash could get some use out of it, if not himself as well. There was no telling what these pages had in store.

Next, he looked at the mushrooms and flowers. Both were things he could hopefully use to learn Nature Magic, since that was a goal he was trying to accomplish. How else would he learn how to save his Yill and these new blue flowers?

Moving on, Digbie figured that he himself could definitely use some gear. He was running around with only a grass skirt on, and that couldn't fly for much longer. It was especially evident with the new animals that he's seen being gravely injured, like that pangolin-like beast back there.

He reached down and gently took the older man's straw-woven sandals off, placing them on his own feet. It wasn't much, but they were certainly better than wandering around without shoes on. Digbie also took a chunk of glass from the broken bottles and cut out the bottom of the robe the old man was wearing, making one long sheet of simple brown fabric. It'd certainly make for good clothes when crafted, but for now Digbie took the long fabric and wrapped it around his shoulders, torso, and legs, making himself a nice little makeshift robe. It'd be fine for now, but he could probably get Ash to make him some proper clothes later. While he was still looking, he also went over to the very mangled body, grabbing the wooden shield off it and carefully yanking out the tomahawk head. It might not've been in the best shape, but it'd certainly work well as a shield for now.

<EQUIPPED - FEET> Woven Sandals <?>
<EQUIPPED - TORSO> Makeshift Robe <?>
<EQUIPPED - ARMS> Battle-Scarred Shield <?>
System:Digbie > Equips

He also kept the Tomahawk Head. Maybe he could make a hatchet.

Digbie reached down to grab hold of the Wooden Carving the older man was reaching for. He wasn't sure if it had any magical properties, but maybe it could be bound to have some? Oberon was probably the best to ask about that.

There... really wasn't much else Digbie could take. He didn't have a strong feeling that the bottles were going to be able to be traveled with, so trying to carry them would more likely cut open his bags then prove any worth. He did grab the coins he saw, though, as those might be handy.

For the last thing he'd take, he lifted the sword off the ground. It was bent, and it'd certainly make for a terrible weapon to anyone else, but for Digbie it'd certainly do. The worst blades he'd seen so far in this place were daggers and knives, so a sword would certainly help weigh the odds in his favor, even if this one had seen much better days.

Digbie continued eastward, looking back towards the bodies one last time. "Thank you for the gear you've left behind for me."

With that, he continued forth towards his goal, still keeping tabs on the sun and where base was.




In I, the Demon King, Will Summon My Own Damned Heroes! → 5 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@King Cosmos
I have an almost-completely-empty Ratskin Pack. I'll see what I can fill up.
In Pokémon: Start → 5 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


@PlatinumSkink




A job well done!

Skylar was still in a bit of shock after the Entei incident, but he felt resurged to continue on his journey. He knew for sure that if he was going to find the legendary Ho-oh, he'd definitely have to keep working on his team and himself before he could even come close to seeing the massive phoenix.

Until then, he was left with his team again, and they were back on their own. Definitely not for long, though, as Skylar did want to go do some more training before he eventually tackled the Highhill Gym. It wasn't that he didn't have any faith in his team, heck he had a lot of confidence in his team's strengths, but rather he wanted everyone to be up to par in order to tackle the gym head on. Plus, dusk was setting in, and if there were any rare birds to be found at Highhill at night, now would definitely be a good time to try and find them.

"Wingull?" Seabreeze asked, looking down at Skylar from the top of his head.

"We're gonna go back over by the lake, I think. Mac should probably learn how to hold his own, but since he's such a little fellow I think maybe some Magikarp would be some good starter training." Skylar explained. Skylar himself was currently sitting on the back of Paradise, who nodded before wandering slowly towards the lake. Also on Paradise's back was Celebrity (taking a well-earned nap, no doubt), and JoJo, who was still trying to gain his bearings while holding onto Paradise's neck for stability.

In Skylar's arms sat Mac, who was curiously pecking at Skylar's tanktop neck. Skylar looked down at the Torchic and giggled, before gently poking the Torchic's beak away. "Hey buddy, I've only got so many of these. Let's not stretch the neck anymore than it needs to be, eh?"

"Chic?" Mac tilted his head, confused at Skylar's initial request. Skylar pointed to his collar and shook his head, which seemed to have Mac understand with a nod. Cute little bird. Definitely not the brightest, but he'd fit in just fine after a little bit of training.

At last, Skylar and Co. made it to the lake once again. Skylar smiled at the sight of the setting sun shining onto the lake while he pulled out his fishing rod, unfolding it and looking back at the lake. He was here to fish up Magikarp for Mac to train on safely, and he was here to see if there were any dragons willing to join the party (if he somehow managed...)

With another banana from Paradise, Seabreeze flapping over the orange water, and with JoJo recovering from Confusion, Skylar cast his rod back out into the lake and began to fish.

(Details on training in the action summary~!)

In Worlds of Disney → 5 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
The Pumpkin King!

The jingling of a change purse caught the attention of Jack, glancing over towards it's direction off the roof. Initially he looked down to see if it was Lock, Shock, and Barrel, but when he saw the King of Thieves bolt past along with his featherbrained friend, Jack simply giggled to himself. Of course the King of Thieves would be up to no good in a place like this! Jack wanted to hop down and tell him something, but the soft whimpers of a certain canine appealed to Jack first.

"Zero? What's gotten into..." Jack looked across the street to see the courtyard where a cloaked figure was standing in lonesome, shadows approaching her and closing the distance between her and Jack. Due to her familiar looks, Jack couldn't help but figure who it was, especially with her hobble due to her other shoe being lost when she was left behind.

He gazed at the shoe from his sack of Trickster Tools, looking at the woman immediately after. Without so much as hesitation, Jack stepped onto the shingles of the roof and looked back to Zero before sliding down them. "Howl again for the trickster trifecta, Zero! I've gotta go get Sally!"

Zero nodded and began to howl back up at the moon, hopefully alerting the kids that something was going on, while Jack slid down the roof, jumped off at the last second, landed on some buff baffoon's head before jumping right off (similar to a stepping stone) and running straight towards the courtyard. He reached into his bag, pulling out a familiar green ectoplasm which seemingly wrapped itself around his wrist and fingers, before he whipped the tool towards the woman in question, attempting to pull her back towards Jack and away from the shadows.

"SOUL ROBBER!"
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