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Well hello.

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I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

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It was a silent little bit of walking, but eventually the Jester and Akiko managed to trudge their way back towards the manor that housed the effervescent Eleonor and Lorelai. Akiko held within her hand the Red Relic that was swiped by Selene, and the two were standing back in front of the very house that Akiko slept in the night before. It was actually a little odd for her to be standing in front of such a manor alone again... well... alone metaphorically. In reality, she might've had the Jester beside her, but she was still walking up to the manor without anyone who belonged in it escorting her in. Odd, but nonetheless, Akiko knew what she came to do.

She walked slowly towards the front door, looking back at the Jester and curiously having a question to ask her. "Tell me, Jester, are you going to accompany me into here or are you going to vanish and reappear later? I must say, I am curious."

"That's an interesting question to ask. I think it's much more interesting to not answer it and let you see for yourself," the Jester said with an easy smile. Before Akiko could protest, she knocked on the front door to call forward the Lady of the manor. Immediately they'd be greeted by the maids and perhaps even Eleonor herself.

Although Eleonor wouldn't be the one answering the door, the maids wouldn't waste time in guiding their Mistress' guests into her presence. The redheaded magister waited for them in her study, reading an ancient tome of lore with her back turned to the door. Either she was completely confident in her abilities or totally careless to the point of ignoring the presence of others.

It was only after the maids close the door behind them that Eleonor turned around with a surprised look in her deep-red eyes. "Oh! I haven't noticed that you were back already," she said, looking at Akiko before turning her eyes to the one beside her, frowning if she were met with someone she wasn't expecting to see. "I see that you made some more acquaintances along the way," she added in a dry voice.

"It's a pleasure to finally meet you Lady Eleonor." If the Jester was put off by the blatant disdain, she didn't show it, raising her skirt on either side and slowly courtsing in front of Eleonor. "My name is Eris. You see, I stumbled upon Akiko in a time of need and it was through our efforts we obtained that which rightfully belongs to you. The Imperium weeps to hear their champion of justice crippled, but they'll weep no longer once they heard you've been restored to full strength." "Eris" nodded over to Akiko to reveal the treasure she'd discovered.

Akiko raised an eyebrow at 'Eris', but nonetheless presented the Red Relic to Eleonor. "It didn't exactly happen that way, but we did procure the Relic that you had wrongfully taken from you." Akiko smiled towards Eleonor, stepping closer to rightfully return the Relic to it's owner. "I believe this belongs to you?" she asked jokingly, offering the Relic up to Eleonor with an earnest smirk.

"Oh? So that's it? I have to say that this was very unexpected. Nevertheless, I'm thankful for your efforts. If there's anything I can offer as a reward, please, don't hesitate to ask," Eleonor said as she reached for the Relic, feeling its energy course through her veins once more as soon as she got a hold of it. "That said... you don't sound all that unknown to me. Have we ever met before?" she asked, looking at "Eris".

"Though, I suppose that you can answer that later, after we've taken care of your rewards," she said dismissing her doubts in the same careless way that she usually behaved when not in official business.

"Who knows? The world is smaller than we think, or so I'm told," was Eris' casual answer to Eleonor.

"Why was it unexpected, Lady Eleonor? You trusted me with a task that seemed to be of utmost importance, and I accomplished it to the T... with a little help, admittedly." She knew the Jester was up to some ruse, and decided to play along with the ruse. After all, it might just pay out in the long run. Nevertheless, Akiko got back to the topic at hand. "Did you not think I'd be successful in my efforts?"

"Well, the speed in which you did it was certainly unexpected," Eleonor said, finally putting away the book she had been reading until now. "I didn't think that the thief would be hiding right under my nose this whole time. Otherwise, how could you recover it so fast? In fact, I fully expected you to have to take a journey to Emilia and back before you found any traces of the Relic since the only one who would have any reason—or rather, the courage—to steal it would have to be the Doll Princess," she added as she took a seat at her chair and beckoned the two of them to a luxurious couch.

"It turned out that the thief was willing to make a trade, and it just so happened that I had something that interested them far more than the Relic did." Akiko stepped close to the couch before sitting down, straightening out the bottom of her dress as she sat as to continue an air of formality between Lady Eleonor and herself. "As for finding her, she was actually after that exact thing we traded for. It took a few guards, but after managing to spring a trap she was willing to talk for a trade. Unfortunately, she managed to get away after that trade through magic that I, personally, was unfamiliar with." Akiko explained the situation as her tail gently rested in her lap, her stroking it gently as she talked. "She... used a portal. To where, I'm not sure, but she should have no more reason to steal from Rivenwood anymore."

"Ahh, well, it's not like it matters that much anymore. I'll just ask Yggdrasil to send some of his men after them. Police work isn't my duty," Eleonor said as she wrote a request for the Silvery Knight, pushing the work of investigation to the appropriate division. When the time came, she would be the one to judge the thief, and hand out an appropriate sentence, there was no reason to rush it and waste her own resources.

"Anyway, I haven't heard what you want as a reward. It would be highly inappropiate for me to not recognize the work you've done for the Imperium and for myself."

Akiko knew what she wanted, but as for articulating it... well... that was a bit tougher. "Well, there are actually two things that I want, but we can discuss one of them later. For right now, I would like to explain the first thing I would enjoy as a reward." Akiko said as she pulled out the Lorelai card, holding it in her hand and showing it to Eleonor, with the Lorelai side turned to face Akiko. "These cards are the kinds of magic that I can use, as opposed to the tomes that the people around here wield. With these cards, I can do feats that give me features such as these I have now." she explained the card's use as she pointed to her cat ears and tail. "I happen to have had two this morning, though I parted with one earlier to get your Relic back. That being said, I do know that you have the potential to give me another."

"Huh? That's not as usual as you make it sound like. Tomes can take all kinds of shapes, I've seen a few like this one you have in the past," Eleonor said when presented with the card. She'd seen her fair share of types of tomes and cards were a especially popular choice. "But, supposing that I believe your story... how is it that I can give you another one of these? I'm not a Tome artisan or the Librarian, so I can't just make appear from thin air," she added in a curious yet obviously incredulous tone.

"Oh that's easy."

As the two had their exchange, Eris remained silent in watch as the discussion of cards and Tomes were brought up. She looked at the book Eleonor had cast away and said, "My, my Lady Eleonor. For all the knowledge you seek, the simplest of manners evade you? Well, we can keep that little blunder just between us girls." Eris observed them both from her sights now. "I happen to have some experience in the matter of this. Transferring power and sharing the ability of one's Tome to another is a simple practice. All you need is the right push and consent from user to user after all. Do you trust Akiko with the power of your Red Relic, Lady Eleonor?" Once again Eris stared directly at Eleonor now.

Eleonor looked at the other red-eyed girl with suspicion in her eyes. She never heard of anything like that being possible, even for that wretched Librarian. Nevertheless, she allowed her curiosity to take the best of her and said, "Sure, why not? I want to see if this story of yours is true or not. As long as you don't use the Relic's powers against the Imperium, I have no reason not to do it."

Eris' smile widened an inch though it looked plastered all the same. Regardless she obliged the Crimson Guardian by first standing up and approaching her with no care for personal space. Nor did she warn her next motion, which was to snatch Eleonor's arm and point it at Akiko's held card. "Now concentrate deep and hard, Lady Eleonor. Allow your soul and will to be etched into the body of this card. Let it be known by your own eyes that it holds your heart now and forever." As she said this, Eleonor's hand glowed a dark red as streams of power strained out, flowing into the card.

"That's a little—wait! What's is even happening here?" Eleonor said as she allowed herself to be led by this Eris. After seeing the results of her proposal, she couldn't help but think that she fell into some sort of trap. What would happen to her now was beyond Eleonor' grasp, but the fact was that she probably shouldn't ever have trusted Eris' words. What kind of demon was she even dealing with?

"There's no need to fret," Eris said, letting the power siphon away from Eleonor's fingertips into the card. After a few seconds, she forcibly moved the woman's hand away as Akiko's card shined in a bloody red light that illuminated the room. Then the show died down and within Akiko's hand, burning hot with fresh power, was a picture of Eleonor herself, a new Serie Card granted. "Wasn't that fun," Eris mused.

"I suppose, if that's the word you want to use." Akiko said as she turned the card around to show Eleonor the new card she was in possession of. "Regardless, your powers are now in the form of another card. Lorelai was the other card I had this morning, and I still have her as well." Akiko showed the other card to Eleonor before putting both away, returning to the conversation at hand. "Now then, I'm sure you have questions, Lady Eleonor. I can try my personal best to explain to you my personal history and what exactly just happened."

"Well, that wasn't what I was expecting. For a moment, I thought you were plotting something sinist—What do you mean by Lorelai being in the other? If you did anything to her, I'll be sure to give you the worst sentence possible," Eleonor said as she recovered from her early disorientation and glared at both of them.

"No no no! She's fine! I'm not one for being violent!" Akiko quickly explained as she showed the card again. "I got the Lorelai card last night through peaceful means. Completely peaceful means. Your Lorelai is completely fine, if not a little more confused by me having cat ears and a tail." Akiko quickly explained away the situation. "I have a copy of a Lorelai card and I have a copy of an Eleonor card. I can summon either person as someone loyal to me, or I can use a card to obtain powers or items similar to what you guys have. So... I could potentially have a Red Relic of my own while you still have yours here." Akiko put away the Lorelai card and pulled out the Eleonor card as she spoke.

"You'll have to forgive her, Lady Eleonor."

By Eris' expression, she almost looked on the verge of a giggle but it was hard to tell; either way, the subject was the regurgitation of words Akiko was spilling out to the denizen of this world who wouldn't understand much of this, even with their nuclear knowledge of Tomes. "What she's trying to say, my Lady, is that she merely copied a piece of your power and may use it freely as she likes. The same has been done for your precious Lorelai; in fact, you'll find her still sleeping in her bedroom, oblivious of this talk." Eris stood herself up and gave Akiko a passing smirk, though it spoke volumes of how she wasn't going to intervene further if Akiko chose the wrong words.

"Alas, I must bid you farewell my friends. It seems I'm running rather late for a meeting with a friend of mine. She also lives in a manor you know, though one much bigger than this one." Eris bowed once more to Eleonor before taking her leave, patting Akiko on the shoulder once as she passed. Then she stepped out the room to leave the two as they were.

Akiko was silent for a moment until Eris left, sighing before responding. "What she said was correct. I-I'd like to say I'm knowledgeable on these cards but I'm still new to this all."

"Yes, and..." Eleonor took a step away as she thought about what she heard. "... now that that you have what you want, I suppose that you are satisfied, right? If that's the case, I might as well go look at how Lorelai is with my own eyes," she said, crossing her arms under her chest and looking at Akiko warily.

"She was in there this morning, so I wouldn't be surprised if she was still there. That being said, I did want one other thing, though I'm not sure if you would be keen on helping with that after this whole situation with Eris." Akiko twiddled her thumbs as she stood up. "And... I would also like to see Lorelai too. If that's alright."

"Hmm... and this other thing would be?" Eleonor said as she looked down on Akiko.

"I wanted to try and find the other people I came here with." she asked calmly. "As stupid as they were to walk away from this whole meeting, I'd feel a lot safer traveling with them since I'm still somewhat of a stranger to this region."

"Asgard."

The voice came from the walls. A figure emerged from just beside where Akiko sat, the Jester revealing himself before the two. The masked man passed through the solid material as if he were a ghost, uncaring for the couch passing through him as he only emerged half-way. He passed one glance at Akiko before turning back to Eleonor. "The Princess of Warovia has been spotted along the border of Rivenwood and Exilia. Given your prior history with her, I felt this might be enticing information for you to ponder as she has remained unpunished by the Imperium for her crimes. Witnesses claim she was last spotted in the possession of a slave convoy. Interestingly, one of the captured sported blue hair."

"Well, I think that you have the answer you sought right here. The guards at the Orello outpost reported earlier this morning, saying that the people who came with you were spotted leaving the Imperium's borders toward Exilia," Eleonor said to Akiko, after listening to the report from the Jester, not even bothering to inquire where the Imperator's Advisor even came from. "You are lucky, though. If they are with that Princess, I'll actually help you along to find them. Bear in mind that, if they chose to become her allies, I'll not spare them any mercy. Now, go get yourself ready, we are leaving," Eleonor as she left her office to get her own preparations done.

"I'll go get Lorelai. No doubt she'll also want to come along, if you're intending to find this woman that you're after." Akiko looked to the door before she turned to face the Jester. As soon as Eleonor was out of the way, she spoke to him. "... so... Eris, huh?" she raised an eyebrow towards him as she stepped away from the couch and to the door.


"Oh brother." Pestilent sighed as she read her emails. Another game mode that Pestilent would no-doubt be writing a guide for soon. Maybe the devs would be kind and send her a beta-version of the survival mode so she could get a jump start on that. Regardless, the other email was her main motivation for the night. A new bar opening for HGO players? What, did that mean a physical bar was open for all patrons, but it mainly catered to a HGO demographic? Weird, but okay. Still, a new bar opening was something for Pestilent to write a guide about, though it might just be a short 'this drink gives these boosts' guide. Easy money.

She kept her face obscured by a black hoodie as she made her way through the city towards the Sixth Chamber, keeping her player handle hidden from view by staying logged out. She wasn't gonna get recognized if she was logged out, which was good. Last thing she needed was a Golden Guardian noob coming up to her and asking her for a date in their roleplay character. That wa,s for sure, not one of Pestilent's scenes. Roleplaying was weird.


Digbie fell backwards and laid against the ground, breathing heavily. Another monster down, and another narrow dodge of some serious damage onto the demigob. He could breathe easy for just a little bit... or at least, until he realized there was a fire spreading, which caused him to back away quickly from it. He was a bit too close to it, or he thought so at least.

After that initial panic, Digbie looked at his new satchel and remembered he had some new things. He excitedly shot to his feet and announced to the group. "I found some things while I was out! I got all this neat stuff! I found some mushrooms that are really poisonous, a-and some blue yills that're potent with normal magical energy, and even this sword!" Digbie raised his Chipped Shank as he finished his statement, putting his satchel on the ground and pulling items out as he called them out. "I even found this book! It's a religious text that might help get the Taboo out of my body, maybe even get some holy spells!" Digbie raised his book up before carefully bringing it back down. "I-It's a little frail though."

Digbie left his satchel beside him on the ground as he stood, cracking his knuckled and talking again. "Also, I'm learning how to dual-cast! Maybe then I can take some big monsters on my own! T-that rat was just really big and I wasn't sure I could take him on my own..." Speaking of Dual Casting, Digbie remembered he could keep practicing that, and he tried to do just that by casting a Mana Orb in one hand while lifting some dirt in the other with Soil Manipulation. Hopefully he could juggle the two, leading to the development of the skill overall.







The path from Rivenwood to Eleonor's mansion was a short one, but that didn't mean the shattered world stopping turning. People went about their lives, rebels continued to undermine the authority, and the Imperium continued to have its eyes everywhere. Despite the bustle of Rivenwood's daily occurence, the world seemed to almost not matter in a blur in comparison to greater values. Such was the case for Akiko, who now held the power of the Red Relic in her hands. And with it came those who sought interest in such things; it was roughly around Rivenwood's entrance where people were less heavily clustered that a voice called out to her from the side.

"You're not from around here," it said, broached with finality as if already knowing the answer. The voice's owner stood to the side as he observed the girl. "You must be a traveler among this land. In your short time here, I've already heard interesting details about you, Akiko."

Akiko's glance observed the cloaked man, scanning him up and down as he addressed her and what she had done since she entered the shattered world. She turned to face him directly, stopping in her tracks as she watched him closely. "I'm touched. Word in this town does spread quickly of a stranger getting to eat with the local political figures." She stepped closer to the man, hands at her side, and with a hood drawn over her head and ears. "Interesting thing is, only Lorelai and Asgard know of my name, save their soldiers. So how did you get a hold of such information, I wonder..."

"How unfortunate Asgard doesn't refer to her superiors. But in the presence of strangers, who may blame her for revealing information without foresight." The masked man didn't move even as Akiko drew closer to him. "Information passes by me easily and quickly without fail. As the Imperator's advisor and most efficient operative, all things are seen by me, and thus, all are known by the glory of the Imperator. Your arrival is no different."

Akiko raised an eyebrow at the man before she spoke again. "Must be fun, being the advisor. You must get to meet so many different people around this world. Boy, I'd like to have such a luxury. Alas, I'm afraid I've got business to attend to with Asgard and Lorelai, since they assigned me to a task that was critical. Being an advisor to the Imperator, I'm sure you already know." Akiko explained herself, winking at the Advisor and trying to check what was beyond that mask of his.

The man didn't answer her response, as if waiting for something to come and pass. There was a brief shot of pain that spliced into Akiko's eyes, despite no physical intrusion occurring. It burned sharply, like a knife slowly dropped into her sockets from the inside out. It lasted as long as her Gaze gave, only to disperse once five full seconds had passed, as if the miasma of pain parted away, allowing her to see what lay beyond the mask. As always, nothing made sense, more so than her usual sight granted by the ability.

For every second she watched, the pain returned, growing harder and hotter as if daring her to continue her journey into the unknown. Even then, there was only a green smudge around Akiko's vision, blurred and unable to be made out until one image slowly bled out into the center of her vision. Blobs and colors mished together, only to form the visage of a girl smirking right back at her.

"I can see you."

The pain doubled in velocity to the point where any sane mortal may have torn their eyes asunder.

Akiko's eyes fluttered as she tried to keep them open, gazing further and further as she felt the immense pain in the back of her head. What... what was going on? How powerful was this guy, and who was that woman? She felt like her eyes were being eaten while they were still in her head, a fork jamming into her eyes harder and harder, going back for another bite over and over, but she clenched her teeth and stepped closer to the man. As she stepped, she kept her eyes open to continue her Gaze, trying to pry what was down beneath to the surface.

"Are you trying to see past my sights, Akiko? It's rude to be this close to people, so I've heard." Akiko was met by nothing but the same pain, this time increased enough to physically force her back. All the same, the masked man stood resolute and unaffected while the images Akiko strained to see dissolved back into blurry messes. But if she really wanted to try harder, to dare to see past the cloud, perhaps there was something more for her to discover just beyond the unseeable....

"Gnh..." she felt the pain grow, felt her instincts back down, and grunted audibly as if she couldn't manage to hold back a scream, but still, she persisted. Despite the obscene pain, her curiosity needed to delve deeper. She had to know what was going on, but whether she could keep it up for long, she wasn't sure. She knew she could probably push a little further to see the next layer, but if her eyes gave out after that she knew there wasn't going to be another effort.

Akiko would be rewarded with the image of herself. And much like the current her, the one she saw with her sight recoiled in pain, hand clenched to her head as pain wracked her mind from an unmovable force. "Grrgh! Son of a bitch!" she'd hear herself say before the same pain came right back around and forced her Gaze to end once and for all.

"How unfortunate of an ability," the masked man mused. "To what use does it serve when you go around freely tossing it out at every person you encounter."

Akiko held her head as she regained her balance, staring up at the man and wiping the tears from her eyes. "... w-what are you?" She asked, her voice clearly a bit stained from being near a full fit of crying. No words could describe that pain she had just gone through.

"I'm Nobody. Somebody born from Anybody that may become Everybody. But you may call me the Jester." Despite Akiko's shriveled form before him, he reached forward, a gloved thumb pressed to her cheek. In one clean move he swiped away the tear running down her cheek. All the same, his own eyes peered into her behind his mask. "I would like to ask you a question, Akiko. If you would allow me your time."

She stood from her knees, staring at this 'Jester' with confusion in her eyes. A man, speaking in philosophies and riddles, clearly not with any desire to hurt Akiko. For some reason, though, he was interested in something that she could explain. She lowered her other hand, keeping her eye closed as she responded. "W-what's the question...?"

"Why did you try to see within my past." It was a simple enough question with, in theory, a simple enough answer. But whether Akiko would be honest in such dealings remained to be seen, at least to the common eye. True to his word, the Jester waited patiently for his answer. If that meant Akiko needed time to breath easy and compose herself again, so be it, though her hood had since fallen aside by her stumble, revealing the cat ears beneath. The Jester cared naught for them, waiting for his answer.

Akiko took a breath before she considered her answers. She didn't have a clean cut answer prepared, but she could try and piece something together, hopefully such that she didn't get in hot water with the Jester here. "Learning as much as you can about someone is a way to make conversations less confusing. I-I wanted to see what I could learn." She thought for a moment before squinting at the Jester. "And you... you don't seem to be wholly the Jester, if that woman from the Gaze is any evidence of that theory..."

"As I told you. I'm Nobody. And yet, I am Everybody, but still, Somebody. And Somebody can be Anybody." The Jester leaned down until he was bending towards Akiko's level. Their gazes were even until they weren't anymore, Akiko staring past the Jester as the masked man had suddenly grabbed her into a hug, arms wrapped around her frame. "And now I'm Somebody~" The voice that spoke past Akiko's ear was distinctly more feminine and the weight pressed into Akiko was lesser than before. If she looked down, she'd see the body of a girl clinging to her, wearing the same dress as the one in her vision.

"Bodies change, but the right ones can convince the right people to the right answer."

Akiko was taken aback, but didn't leave the hug, though it was unclear if she didn't leave out of fear or enjoyment. "My answers were honest." Akiko felt around her outfit for the Red Relic, finding it and sighing gently with relief. "What do you mean by the right answer, O Jester?" she asked, just a hint of sarcasm reeking from the last little bit of her sentence.

"Did you think me as a petty thief? Oh, but you do have rotting luck concerning people with masks," the Jester mused. She slowly unlatched herself away from Akiko, a smile etched to her face. "Interesting. You didn't flee or run away even as my shape changed and our distance was closed. Be it out of choice or chance. And yet, the right answer lays all around us Akiko. It lays in me, and it lays in you too. There's a desire within you, isn't there. You may not see it, but I do clearly, even without your ability."

Akiko raised an eyebrow at the Jester. "It's not that I think of you as a thief. I just can't be too careful regarding the safety of this Relic." She sized up the Jester in her head before she realized what the Jester had actually said. "What do you mean by a 'desire' inside me...?"

"Oh? Haven't you wondered why was it you were brought into this place and land? Why the Tower chose you." The Jester leaned into Akiko again, if only to keep her words hidden only by their proximity. "This Tower chooses not out of random, but of reason. For someone with such foresight in ability, you're blind to your own potential. Aren't you the least bit curious about yourself~?"

"Of course I am, but please excuse me for being a bit skeptical on how far I'll go in this place." Akiko responded as she placed a hand on her ears and hair, straightening everything out again before she looked back at the Jester. "And also forgive me for being skeptical of what a stranger that is aware of my abilites says."

"A jester serves at the side of the Queen. Am I not worthy to deem such values upon you, the most capable of doing so?" The Jester dipped closer until their noses were almost touching. She maintained the position for a few seconds before backing off. "From the very start of our conversation, you held confidence in my presence. Even under strain of pain, you continued to push yourself and held your head high in face of my wonderful powers. There is no doubt to me, Akiko Miazaki; you were born to lead~"

Akiko held a neutral expression to the Jester as she listened, remembering the pain and instinctively placing a hand against her eye. "I'm touched." she statically commented, clearly being sarcastic yet again. "From the sounds of things you're making me out to be a queen. A queen of what, however, remains to be understood." The catgirl folded her arms together as she kept listening to the Jester.

"Indeed, the queen of what. Who's to say for certain, neither you nor me. But that means your path is open to any number of variables." The Jester stood up from her spot, offering a hand up to Akiko. "If you'll allow me, I'd like to personally look into your journey myself. You are someone who provides great interest to me and I look forward to what more you can seek to conquer in your time in this Tower. Perhaps this humble jester will find new authority to follow provided the right examples can be made."

Akiko looked at the hand, considering the thought of taking it, but simply stood up on her own. Dusting her dress off, she looked to the Jester. "If you care to follow in my adventure, then I highly doubt that I have the power to stop you, nor would I want to with my own hands. Do with that knowledge what you will, Jester." She flicked her ears back and forth before she looked back at Rivenwood. "Surprised you're not going after someone like Rose or Kanbaru. No doubt they've gotten up to more interesting shenanigans than I have."

Despite Akiko brushing off the assistance, the Jester's smile didn't falter. "Who knows. Their adventures may tie back into your own. As I understand, you three are still part of a Guild and are connected by more than just fragile bonds. Now then, let us go forward to Lady Eleonor. I too have much business to discuss with her." The Jester held her hands behind her, walking alongside Akiko with an almost-bounce to her step.

"Yes. Let's." Akiko drew her hood back over her head as she led the way to Eleonor's manor, unsure of how to feel about her new traveling companion. For the time being, she would hopefully bode to be a useful asset, but only time could tell whether Akiko would truly be this queen she spoke of, or merely another peasant. Regardless, the future made her feel somewhat uneasy.

"Alright, lovelies. I'll see you in a moment~." Mastar smirked, turning into a full-tar state as she crept into the tank itself, quickly asserting her control over the two soldiers inside it as she arrested control over the tank. She formed into a partial state as she pressed whatever she used to communicate with Arson and Manifold.

"I'm in a tank! Don't shoot the one that's aiming at the others!"

Mastar 'cracked her fingers' as she watched her tank aim, bringing the barrel of the massive weapon to face another tank. She looked around for a fire button, found what she thought was that (it was a red button that had something that vaguely sounded like fire) and pressed it, a tank shell rocketing out of the barrel towards another tank aiming towards Manifold.




"... I'm guessing this is my time to leave." Aesthetic looked at the cage she was in, but more importantly, she stared at the opening. She stepped over to the opening, reached down through it to grab a ledge with both arms, and gently lowered herself through the opening and onto the building's side below. More and more, she found herself falling towards a lower building, staying on that roof as she waited for the event to die down. There was too much going on at this part of the city such that she couldn't change back into being Charlotte. Once some of the crowd died down, she'd return to being herself. Afterwards, it was off to home.

"Guard, don't fuck this up. You know that it'd spell disaster." Aesthetic commented worriedly. She was really hoping everything went right, because if it didn't, all of the Guard would have blood on their hands they'd have to live with.






"Yeah, I'm doing okay. The adventure's been pretty good so far, though I'm hoping the good luck streak continues to tomorrow. I'm planning to get my first badge here in Highhill after a good night's sleep. Once that's done... I'm not sure where I'll head to next for this journey." Skylar explained, looking down in his hand at Celebrity's Pokeball. He wasn't sure about giving it to Vivia, actually. Not that he didn't like the idea, but he just wanted Celebrity with him for a little longer.

He took a breath, and he let Celebrity back out, looking over to Vivia for a moment. "Uh... sorry to get your hopes up, but I changed my mind about giving Celebrity up just yet." He felt a bit guilty, but after all Celebrity had done prior, he couldn't just give her up like that. Absolutely not.

The Jigglypuff waddled over to Skylar and glared at him. He stopped her glares by reaching down to pat her head.

"Anyway... yeah. As for everything else, there were a few Team Virtue people in the forest of Route 3 that thought we were poaching dragons because Vivia found her Goomy and I found Fruity there. They didn't put up too much of a tough fight, though, and me and Vivia handled them well." Skylar said as he gave a thumbs up. "I just wanted to check in on everything before I went to bed. I've got a big day ahead of me and I wanna be prepared for tomorrow. Speaking of that... I should probably get ready for bed. G'night professor!"

After Kalmia responded, Skylar hung up, and led the team to the small room the group was staying in for the night. Vivia probably had her own room, though, since it'd be slightly weird for Skylar and her to share a bed or something.

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The next morning strolled up, and Skylar was awake early with his team. He didn't want to wake Vivia up, but he left her a note that said he was going to train in Highhill a little more. He needed to get Smiley a few more levels, and maybe he could get the rest of the team a bit more experience to prepare them for what's ahead.

"Wingull?"

"Why are we up so early? Well, dad always said that the early bird catches the worm. If we're gonna take on the gym, we need to be as prepared as possible. After a little training and then the gym, we'll grab some lunch then head on our way." Skylar patted his starter on his head just as he was arriving to the same spot as yesterday.

"Alright guys! Just a little bit of training today before we take on this town's Gym!"




"WAAAUGH!" Digbie cried out as he began to be dragged through the dirt by the ROUS, the rodent making a beeline towards the forest so he could take the goblin away to snack on his giblets. He knew that all the others were trying various things to get that rat off of Digbie, though he knew he only had a moment to react. Was this it? Was this the karma for helping kill Rattleskull? Was this his demise?

"NO!" Digbie shouted, looking at himself and casting a Shield II, just for protection's sake in case any of his friends accidentally hurt him in the process of freedom. He had to be gaining magic back at an incredible rate with Earth Vein since he had nearly his full torso against the ground. Now, with some protection, he had to break free from this ROUS so he didn't take the full blast from Torrent's or Oberon's attacks.

... though, something came back to his memory. He remembered that he had Stone Shot II, and he remembered that he used it with Synergy back with Rattleskull... what if he could do that again? Bringing his leg up into the sky, Digbie used Stone Shot II using his foot as a vector for his deliverance, and... wherever he'd hit the ROUS, as ammo. With any luck, he could stop the ROUS in its tracks, hopefully with it releasing Digbie from it's clutches and then getting swamped by everyone else.

"I said you'd regret it!" Digbie repeated as he brought his foot down towards the ROUS.







"My, this has been a fine meal, but I feel we should let our guests to retire to their room to freshen up some after the long journey here. Really I should have offered first, but the timing was so perfect..." Lorelai said, rising from the table as the maid's darted in, whisking away the remnants of their meal without complaint. Her expression was bubbly as she turned to their guest, extending her arm out in offering to lead the bard inside. Arm in arm she took Akiko up a flight of carpetted stairs that sank an inch with their every step and down well appointed halls dominated heavily by shades of red and a dulled gold accenting the many fabrics and tapestries.

"We don't have guest quarters, so you'll be lodging in the same wing as Eleonor and myself. We're actually just two doors down." The knight said, leading Akiko in to a lavish suite, it's opulence outweighed only by the over-riding philosophy of comfort is king. Eleonor could not help in displaying her wealth as due her station, but she made certain her most cherished home was one of creature comforts. Lorelai wore a wistful smile as she eyed the sheets of Akiko's bed before her gaze turned to empty armor stand propped before the window. "This was my room before I came to share Lady Eleonor's, actually. It will serve you well."

Akiko followed behind, cautious of the generosity of Lorelai all of a sudden. It was polarizing to see this commander turn from such a tough looking customer into this generous host to someone who was foreign to Akiko. It made her hesitant, though she did continue with the act for a little longer, if only to see where this would continue. What was even more surprising was at the end of the walk they had arrived in a fancy room, one that she wasn't expecting she'd ever stay in. It was quite literally a room fit for a queen, and it was staunchly decorated in the finest of luxuries available to... really, anyone.

"Wow... t-this is quite something. Certainly not something I've ever seen." Akiko was shocked. She was surprised that these two would offer such luxury to her. She didn't even know what Rivenwood was before today, but now she's in with the most powerful people in an entire region... though, for how long "Hold on... what do you mean by it will serve me well? By the sounds of that, I'd say you've taken a liking to a mere bard such as myself."

"Th-Think nothing of it. I only meant this is a fine place to rest come the evening. We may take pride in offering our serving staff fine accomodations, but they wouldn't be appropriate for a guest." The knight stammered, turning away from Akiko as she absently scratched at her cheek. Her entire posture had shifted, making her seem so much smaller in comparison to the woman who had led the bard upstairs, even with the armor rattling against her frame.

"You're a very fine lady in your own right, but I have Eleonor and, well, I very much doubt one would have cause to want...this." Lorelai gestured to herself, calming her beating heart with a loud exhale and turning to Akiko with a strained smile. "Was there anything you needed? The maids should have left everything fully stocked, but if there are any requests I'll bring them down personally."

"There's nothing I need, other than you not being so hard on yourself," Akiko's face washed into a smirk as she sat down on the bed, watching Lorelai all the while. "Some bards are known for their loaded linguistics, and while it's true I might have swindled a few tavernkeeps in my time trying to come here, I am very sincere when I do say you are quite attractive in your own right." She flopped back onto the bed, her hair sprawling out on it beside her as she kept looking. "So... I guess what I'm asking you personally, is to stop being wrong, and accept that you're radiating in your own way. A way different to... is Eleonor referring to Lady Asgard? I'm afraid I've never heard her first name."

As she waited for a small response, Akiko pulled out her Smitten Kitten card and fumbled around with it in her hands for a little bit. It was a little perplexing to her, she had to be honest, but she could... absorb it? Maybe she should try that. After all, who doesn't like a cute catgirl to talk to?

The knight paused, feeling conflicted as the bard flattered her with that same sincerity Lorelai had been eating up all day. It seemed only polite to refuse such things as Akiko's obligation to say to her host, but a small voice inside her reveled in the praise and left her blushing while the Bard got comfy on the bed. "I, umm, Asgard is Lady Eleonor's official title. Her given name is Eleonor. Most people only know the former, and she is a special person to me as well, but Lady Eleonor is the one who I serve outside my official duties..."

She paused, looking now to Akiko and finding her twirling a curiously ornate card. Wanting a closer look she came to sit on the opposite side of the bed, leaning in to see what looked to be a cat girl of all things. "Some sort of tarot card?"

"... um... not exactly." Akiko answered before she thought about thing. Eleonor's memories had tomes in them, which seemed to contain some amount of magical energy within. Who's to say the card she was holding was different? "The people around here use tomes for magic, if I'm not entirely mistaken. This is somewhat like that, though it's slightly different... and I've never used this before, but there's a first time for anything, right?"

A moment of hesitation passed before Akiko brought the card down onto her chest, pressing it to her softly before trying to understand how to absorb cards. Did she just... think it? How does absorbing a card work...? Her questions would quickly be answered as the card shimmered in a pinkish glow, fading away quickly into nothingness before Akiko's head became adorned at the top with a pair of cat ears, appropriately scaled up to match the size of her head and face. A bit lower on her body, a long tail curled up over her legs and knees, staying still excluding an occasional flick to seemingly find a better position.

"... I-I'm going to be honest...." Akiko said before she looked at Lorelai again. "I thought that was going to hurt. A lot."



"Well, how can I turn down an offer of retelling my travels from two of such high prestige and radiance?" Akiko asked, internally panicking at everything that was going on. What would she tell them?! The only things that she could really speak on were the weird tavern she saw and all of Eleonor's lif- wait a second... that might work? It was certainly a kind of history that Akiko knew of and could likely speak about, though it might not be filled with the best places to describe... then again, this world had to be shrouded in magical essence, or at least, that's what the past while had told her. Maybe she could just tell them about Miso City? Bah, she had to think as she talked.

"Well... there was a little place called the Rexicorg that I believe the radiant Commander Lorelai had asked me about earlier. While I'm still trying to find the poetry that would match such a place, I suppose that telling a little bit about it couldn't hurt." Akiko pondered aloud before taking a small tankard of beer besides the girls, taking a small swig, and placing it back down gently. Now... was the floating islands what the Rexicorg was full of?

"The place was... honestly, intimidating. The aura it radiated onto any nearby travelers was powerful, though to some people such as my cohort Rose, it was a ground for desperate desire. We had heard legend of the Thirteen Heroes and their relics being stored there, and as such, Rose was desperate to get in there and find one to call her own. As much as me finding my own intrigued me, I quickly suggested that we shouldn't, since it didn't seem that the locals were too keen on letting us stay there for long. Regardless, we managed to sneak a little bit of a peek at some of the sights there. There was a lot of overgrown flora, which certainly made the Rexicorg just that much more beautiful. A place unable to be broken by man's grasp for centuries, if you ask me, and I've still yet to think of the proper words to describe it." Akiko thought for a moment, acting like she was deep in thought before finally speaking. "... one could compare it's beauty and radiance very much to both of yours, milady Asgard and Commander Lorelai."

Akiko let that hang in the air before she sat back, taking another swig of beer before she smiled. "... and you weren't joking about the beer. It's quite pleasant after the long travels that I've been through today with my cohorts. I truly wish that they had come to be at this lunch with us, but alas." she lamented, placing her tankard back down and smiling at Lorelai and Eleonor.

"I also have tales of my home, as well as my experience at this strange and bizarre tavern along the road here, if you really wish to hear about them, be it now or later... honestly, this entire journey has been one big bizarre adventure for me. Not one that someone of my own background should've ever had the luxury to go on."


"Uh, actually, I'm one of the more knowledgeable players on the mechanics of this game. I've spent hours writing things down about how the drops and EXP sharing work, though even that seems to scratch the surface." Pestilent explained as she peeked over the cover to watch her drone. Good, still up and running with good health. It might not last super long against things, but as long as it kept up with it's status inflicting then Pestilent should be alright.

"'scuze me one second..." Pestilent asked as she flicked on her channels to all teams. Due to her connections with every other guild leader, she could

“Any healers nearby, focus on Saffron. We need her back at full hp as soon as we can. Everyone else, let’s try and blast a hole in that drone defense but keep a few alive. I get the feeling that killing all of them will trigger another nova attack or worse.”
Royal Ranger... or at least, that's what the player handle said.

"P.E. here. Not a healer, but I'll give her a good amount of shield so the healers can heal unfazed." Pestilent explained before she retargeted her drone's shielding potential onto Saffron completely. All she could do then was let the healers work, though she figured that maybe going towards the big wall of drones was a good idea. Her drone flew over there with unwaivering speed before it shimmered a sickly green color, a wave of energy being cast out at every hostile drone around it as well as the Raid Boss itself.

>Unfinished Agony used. Recharging...

"Sorry, was micromanaging," Pestilent turned back to Black Cat to provide some explanations. "I haven't worked out the specifics for Raid Bosses yet, since they're semi-rare and I'm normally keeping my faction in line, but from what I understand it's both a Faction-based Contribution and an Individual Contribution to gauge how much XP and what kind of drops you get. The Faction that does the most work through support and damage gets a big bonus to XP, while your individual contributions to the fight earn you a solid amount of XP as well. Same goes for drops." She explained, her tone almost like she had explained this a hundred times before, though she might've actually done that. "You will probably want to get away from the fight after it's over, though. Red players do like to kill newbies off to steal their loot at the end of a big battle..."

"And you, bunch of tryhards, get done with this already so that I can shoot you down. I'm going to die of boredom if I have to wait any longer,"
Graphite Daze

"... like her. Graphite's notorious for being that guy." Pestilent commented. She was blunt about it, and really didn't care if Graphite was listening. Graphite had to know that part of the reason this boss was going down was the fact that everyone's status effects just got reset by Pestilent, so killing her would just be a hindrance.

Pestilent's eyebrow rose at the mention of breaking immersion. "I'm not much into the roleplaying, actually. I only do that so the others fall in line. You'd be surprised how many pe-"

“It looks like even in these pestilent times, love blooms on the battlefield. How cutsey, how sweet, how…uncalled for. But the people love that lovey shit so keep on going!” Evidently, her drone was pointed at Black Cat and Pestilent Emerald, the Yellow Deputy. “The votes are in and we’re already got a runner-up for best ship in the game! The crowd wants a cheer and a kiss!”
Fucking Gudanko

"Bite me, Gudanko!" she shouted. The nerve of some people...
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