Joegreenbeen said
How? I need an overly in depth explanation. With pictures and music.
Essentially, we, the Spammers are the waste product of an unfertalized egg.
Spam is the tampon that block us, the menstrual blood, and mucosal tissue from escaping the prison that is this uterus in which we stagnate and rot.
The Mods are the vastly out numbered white blood cells that keep the infection down.
However, that rancid, repugnant, soiled tampon will be pulled at some point, and we shall be freed to reign foul smelling hell on the outside world!
mdk said
Well... hmm, how to make this not a bannable post...... well, one of them prevents unwanted situations from developing in the first place, and lets you have fun. The other just controls the bleeding and keeps all the uncomfortable, gross shit contained in one gruesome little package. Spam is the latter. Thus, spampon.
Don't worry bro, got your back.