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T'was good.
In This is real. 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Halo said
My mother walked up behind me while watching this video. Considering my past with long-distance relationships, I think she was deeply concerned that I was looking to purchase it. FML.


I damned near fell over laughing.
Joegreenbeen said
How? I need an overly in depth explanation. With pictures and music.


Essentially, we, the Spammers are the waste product of an unfertalized egg.
Spam is the tampon that block us, the menstrual blood, and mucosal tissue from escaping the prison that is this uterus in which we stagnate and rot.
The Mods are the vastly out numbered white blood cells that keep the infection down.

However, that rancid, repugnant, soiled tampon will be pulled at some point, and we shall be freed to reign foul smelling hell on the outside world!

mdk said
Well... hmm, how to make this not a bannable post...... well, one of them prevents unwanted situations from developing in the first place, and lets you have fun. The other just controls the bleeding and keeps all the uncomfortable, gross shit contained in one gruesome little package. Spam is the latter. Thus, spampon.


Don't worry bro, got your back.
Fab-u-lous. I WANT IN NEXT GAME!
Wood you guys cut this shit out, before a mod comes in and burns this thread to Ash?


Poplar?
ImANargleHunter said
Canada has had one of the most famous periods of Martial Law out of anyone. Maybe we're sending another October Crisis your way.


I don't even remember hearing about that in any of my history classes.

Oh, right, it was Quebec. Not really worth remembering.
idlehands said
I have to share the bitter misery of heading towards the middle of the third decade of my life somehow.


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