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4 yrs ago
Current Memes aside, pineapples on pizza is ok actually. Being shat on for liking things different from other people gets old after a while.
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4 yrs ago
Hark, it seems I am in dire need of medical attention that is easily accessible by specialized containers we call medical bags.
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4 yrs ago
no one cares about christmas. What is important is how we let some strange old man in red in our house depositing mysterious packages and never question him for it
5 yrs ago
Oh shit, I'm sorry
6 yrs ago
instructions unclear, snorted all the dicks
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Samantha Brisinggart


Fear, regret, determination, and more emotions roiled within her. Was she crying or laughing? She did not know. All she felt was the warm trickle of tears as she laughed, just letting it all out in the cockpit. There was a huge bullet that just barely missed her cockpit, the thing flying so fast over her, she was sure it would have just crumpled everything with just its wake. Her chest hurts, with a growing knot in her stomach that wasn't just from the harness she was strapped with to keep from bumping everything with her insane maneuvers. She cannot really see anything, nor can she really see where they were shooting from, not without the more advanced targeting systems other mobile suits had. She was running everything by sheer instincts now.

The entire fleet in front of the docks seemed to be moving, so she pushed the radial lever harder, pulsing the verniers as the entire plane veered suddenly in a sharp turn, aiming to put the colony in front of the entire fleet as she approached it.

Everything hurts, she was getting second thoughts, but Sam has gone too far to return now. The docks was out of the question now, so the next best path of ingress would be through the colony walls, but where? Whatever it was, she was getting closer to the inner perimeter, those mobile suits lighting up as they too leveled their weapons.

Freya Schwartzschild


"T..an here. Cannot engage. Target moving erratically, too far to reliably hit. Lancelot not equipped for long range. Target circling around to get the colony between it and the...tire fleet. Might b... a guided bomb."

Freya showed none of her emotions as she contemplated the situation. Tristan was using the old Whiskey rifle, and while they were a great shot, range and bullet travelling time was an issue at longer ranges. Considering they were mentioning something going at great speeds, it was likely that they could not lead it fast enough to get a proper shot on it. Lancelot, of course, was using the standard kit for the Axes, thus unreliable at the range this object seemed to be. Of all her team, Tristan was the most suited to long range engagements, thus if her team cannot shoot it down...

"This is Freya Schwartzschild."She opened a line to a certain battleship stationed outside. "Fa.. Sir Maximillian, please order a lockdown of this sector."

"Negative. We will be moving to intercept them. Your little group will be following as well. We cannot let the ceremony be interrupted."

She closed her eyes. It was as usual, a logical deduction. Just a single enemy, so the battleship with its entourage, and her own crew outside, should be enough to to intercept them. Plus whatever else the fleet commander will send to help. Perhaps she was getting too paranoid.

"Oh, and Freya. Come home every now and then. Your mother is worried about you."

That, was one thing she cannot do. She was very convinced her mother try to convince her to stop what she was doing. In fact she was very sure Mother would tie her up to her bed if that was what it took.
Samantha Brisinggart

The bottle crashed against the logo on the reconstructed machine, spraying alcohol everywhere. Sam wiped her mouth, a determined look on her face.

Now or never.

Those words echoed through her mind as she pulled her clothes together, zipping up her jumpsuit. The princesses had landed, and now the Swansong can finally fly. The old warbird shall fly again, after years of being derelict, to its final last brilliant spark.

It was easy enough to get it outside; no one cared what junkers do with their small shitty scrap ships after all. An easy matter for her to get out of her colony, and with it, her plane. Anchoring her ship in place outside the colony, she started up the Swansong, the engines rumbling, making the entire frame vibrate. There was no inertial dampener on the cockpit of course, old Earth tech didn't seem to be that advanced, or the long dead pilot of this plane had no use of it.

Inhaling, she pressed on the flight stick, and pushed a freshly installed radial lever on her side slowly along its axis, careful not to gun the engine too quickly. The Swansong responded in kind, moving forwards faster and faster. Sliding her fingers along the top of the flight stick, the verniers fired off one by one. Everything, even the old on board OS, was working. There was a slight flagging of the right side verniers, presumably because she choked the output somehow, the controls were stiff, but it was working, and she was flying it.

Faster, and faster, she pushed the vessel, until it hurted, and keeping her eyes focused took almost all her will to do. It was not just a reckless move however, it took her much much quicker to her destination, with Annona first being visible, then growing larger and larger in her view. Two shapes seemed to grow larger, before she passed them, like a howling comet, the first losing a hand and part of its torso from the sword that flashed out from the Swansong.

Tch, a miss, but no time to turn around, she needed to crash into the ceremony first, before they initiate lockdown. There was no way she was going to get through a colony blast doors with the Swansong after all. Sam had managed to speed past the outer perimeter before they were able to react in time, but there was still the entire armies worth of people parked at the docks. She didn't even need any zooming softwares or the likes; the large ships milling about in one side of the colony was proof enough.

Freya Schwartzschild


As per their family's honors, she stood near the procession, far enough apart to not be lumped in with the parade, but close enough to be involved. They were here to guard the Royal family after all. Percival's Axe was saluting as well, though the person inside should be busy scanning for threats.

Freya sighed internally as the event commenced. Were it not for the fact this was her duty as well, she would've only put in a token gesture of her presence, before assigning her underlings to guard the princesses whilst she visited the local law enforcement to scan for corruption.

"...r, Tristan here, perimeter breach. Th...s an unknown drone flying towards the co...ny. Perimeter says they couldn't get a g... look at it, but it seems to be an unmanned plane with how fast it was. Just the one."

Her commlink flared to life in her ears, accentuated by static crackling. "Understood, Tristran. Shoot them down before they disrupt the ceremony. Get Lancelot to accompany you."

How foolish, it was, to send just one drone after this ceremony. It was unfathomable for anyone to just send one drone to fight. Unless it wasn't a drone, but some sort of bomb or super weapon. No matter how she spun it, she just couldn't believe that it would just be one solo drone. No one was that stupid, not even the pirates she hunted. Something was very wrong here.

"Percival. On guard. We might have trouble."
Samantha Brisinggart


Another bottle, gulped straight down as she kept up with the news broadcast, voiced by a chipper sounding woman. The Venue was coming closer, that meant they should be disembarking soon. Sam did not feel inebriated or dizzy at all. Instead there was a fire in her guts, a burning feeling coursing through her blood as she directed her feelings towards the royal family soon to be getting off the ship.

With a few last checks, she climbed into the cockpit, as the canopy slid forwards and sealed the interior off. Making herself comfortable, she ignited the engine, the machine coming to life with a few sputtering roar of its engine. There was still the uncertainty that it would fly at all, but Sam was running out of time. It was now or never. She may not get very far, or get anywhere at all; she might very well explode right here and now the moment she tried getting it to move, but if she wasted this chance she might never get another one in her lifetime.

Just one word from the newscaster, just one uttered phrase, and she'd gun the engine immediately.

A single word that says the royals have landed, and she would bring down steel upon them.

Freya Schwartzschild


Percival was already waiting in his mobile suit, far apart enough from the main route to not be in the way, yet close enough to be part of the welcoming party for the royal princesses. A sign that the Schwartzschild family was here to keep them safe. Perhaps it held other meanings for those lawless scums out there as well. Lancelot and Tristan were still outside with her vessel, if for some reason the pirates gathered in a large fleet or the sorts.

As for her own mobile suit, she had the engineers bring it to the inside hangars on standby, close enough for her to respond to threats inside or outside the colony equally, if not immediately. It would be gauche for her to greet any member of the royal family in this sort of venue while inside a mobile suit after all.

Taking in a deep breath, she carefully looked over her uniform, making sure everything was clean and spotless before everything started.
Freya Schwartzschild


The black cruiser moved slowly closer to the outside docks, its lights blinking as it first made contact, then finally anchored itself to the docking points. The runway extended slowly, allowing Freya to contemplate her decisions as she waited for it to come close enough to grab in the low g environment.

The all black light cruiser, save for the bands of red color shaped into a cross on it, carried four near identical mobile suits, the "Schwartzschild pattern" Tommy as official designations called it, and variations of Axe Tommy for most who saw them. Her own small strike team, mobile and fast to catch pesky criminals.

The engineers on the extending runway gave their own awkward version of a salute as they got close enough for her to see her reflections on their helmets. She felt ridiculous donning the her peaked hat on her own collapsible helmet, but her bodysuit doubled as a space suit, and she had no intention of donning a dedicated pilotsuit, just to undress and rewear her uniform once inside the colony for the event.

"Good day, maam." One of the engineer's slightly crackling voice came from the voice box on his suit. "Welcome to the colony. Should we dock your ship in the hangars."

"No need." She waved him off. "We will just be here for a brief while. Sir Percival, my squire, will be coming in with a mobile suit, one of the Axe. You will know him by my sigil. Open a hatch for him when he comes."

Percival will be in her mobile suit, while the other two of her Whirlwind Knights stayed outside. It would be dumb for pirates to attack now. Practically a death sentence with all these military presence around.

"Fu...fu hu hu..."

A small smile stretched across her face as she floated slowly on the runway, using the rails to push herself towards the airlock. Behind her one of the mobile suits detached from her ship's clamps, its verniers firing in short bursts to stabilize itself, before slowly moving towards one of the entry hatches.

Normally that would be true, no pirate would even dare come close. But with such a large prize such as the royal family in this entire ensemble, she might catch more than just a few measly pirates in the mess. Or no one would come and she will be bored here until her father deemed she has shown up enough.


Ettamri Belarence


Her eyes widened as she saw it was truly who they said it was. Ettamri had clashed with him before, in the retaking of the very fort they were marching to resupply. He was a formidable opponent, nimble, strong and quick thinking. Not the sort of opponent she would want to fight when every single one of the party was exhausted from the long march. Not a fight she wanted to take considering the rest of her party member as well, or considering the state the champion was in. To attack him while he was unarmed and after he offered peace was a cowardly act she will not accept. Even if she was cursed to become the foulest, most evil creature known, her pride will never waver.

"Ah... I see. The Champion from long ago. I had thought myself strong, but that clash with you proved I was woefully wrong."

She wanted to go into the bath right now. Katya was already happily swimming in it. A warm bath, hell, even a regular bath was a luxury that did not come often to her. A thirsty man waist deep in cool water, yet unable to drink due to the shackles tying him up. In this case, her shackles was her curse. A demon, one with vibrant crimson skin would be killed immediately. And considering how her companions reacted to an orc in the bath, she was likely to be killed or attacked if they even caught one whiff of her curse.

"Katya, I'm going to see the rest of the group first. I'll take that bath later."

Oddly enough, the red waif that plagued her had no words about the orc, as if agreeing that leaving him alone for now would be the best course.

It was easy enough once she got back to the rest of the party a distance away; tell them in no uncertain terms the orc was not to be harmed as long as he showed no interest in harming them, and that they could indulge in the hot springs if they wanted to, now that the orc seemed willing to let them be.

Ettamri would have to wait when everyone else was done bathing. In the meantime, she would assemble a pile of rocks to act as a wall for her, with a larger boulders in the inside until it reaches to her shoulders when sitting, with an incline on the outside part made of piling smaller rocks. Not exactly a back breaking task, with just the gathering of the rocks to be concerned about, then slapping on snow on the outside part. On the inside part, meant to be facing the fire, she laid down her cloaks she used for the last camp.

"Hmm. Alright good work on the camp, someone get the fire going. Use the firewood from inside the wagon as well as any more wood you can find. And uh.. You, Argen was it? Better get the food going after the fire starts. I'm going to look around the area some more."

While she mentioned she was going to look around some more, what she was doing was simply killing time now, awaiting for her turn in the hot spring.
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YES HELLO I AM GOAT I WANT A SABER
Ettamri Belarence


"Nay, tis but a traveller's caution. One cannot be too sure of safety out here." Relaxing her pose, Ettamri gave a small nod to the figure. "Apologies for disturbing you, pilgrim. We have just come from an ambush by large apes and we are not in the best of moods."

That was that then. No brute orc ready to spring out and club them in their sleep. Just another pilgrim who managed to get to the springs. Perhaps a powerful one, or just one that wasn't a juicy target. A single person wasn't worth the trouble if they weren't rich after all. From her experience, it was never worth it to pry into another one's business if one did not have a significant investment in it. Considering how exhausted the party was, she deemed it wasn't worth it to start up a fight either.

Signalling the all clear to the rest and to set up camp a bit aways, she moved closer, more to inspect the spring than the traveller in it. Will this really have some sort of healing property?
Ettamri Belarence


The shield... well, the shield looks battered enough to support her theory. Orcs were strong after all, and she was surprised the paladin's arms was still attached to his body considering the force it would take to warp a metal shield like that. Taking whatever they could, they continued on their travels.

She was tired, apprehensive, and not more than a little paranoid about ambushes as the caravan moved forwards. The backbreaking pace she set was taking its toll on her too, but it was all for the best. Reaching the spring now would mean they get to have a much better rest, in a hopefully much warmer area. Considering the terrain, she could probably move a few rocks to make a nice barrier against wind as well. It was all taking a toll on her mind, not helped by the capering red demon whispering sweet words in her ears, nor the stress of a rigid march. The mask, once again, was a great boon to her, betraying none of her current emotions.

The strange smell of the spring came to her first, as well as the splash in the spring. Was it an enemy? There was no sign of an attack, but still, she could not be sure.

Tired as she was, exhausted as she was, Ettamri still strode forwards first, hefting the metal club around her shoulders, trying to see what it was.

"Who goes there?" She challenged, attempting to see if it was sentient or not.
Samantha Brisinggart


She jerked awake, the bottles around her clanking softly from the sudden movements. Again, she had passed out in the night, working on the system for the Swansong. God knows it wasn't perfect, and to blow up before she did anything wasn't what she wanted. Another one morning waiting for the perfect time to bring it out.

Sam rooted around in the workshop's cooler, pulling out another bottle of alcohol.

For someone who had already resigned herself to death, she seemed remarkably cheerful as she worked on the plane. There was no doubt in her mind that her father had long since died, considering what she had heard of what happened to criminals, and especially criminals thought to be in league with pirates. Now that her workshop had been associated with pirates as well, there was likely to be much much less people going to her, fearing that they too be accused of piracy or fraternizing with pirates. Her life, as it was, was essentially over. And when someone has nothing to lose...

Sighing, she polished off the bottle, before looking for another one. Unfortunately, only the cans of soda remain. It used to be those were the only things her father and her would drink at work. He had this horrid obsession with the orange soda, which in her opinion tastes horribly of fake.

Hours later, and with several cans of soda gone, she finally decided to get a bite to eat, taking a light shower to wash off most of the smell clinging to her.

The Venue was coming, and with it, her chance to humiliate those uppity Martians. She would never forgive herself if she passed out from hunger and miss her chance.
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