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4 yrs ago
Current Memes aside, pineapples on pizza is ok actually. Being shat on for liking things different from other people gets old after a while.
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4 yrs ago
Hark, it seems I am in dire need of medical attention that is easily accessible by specialized containers we call medical bags.
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4 yrs ago
no one cares about christmas. What is important is how we let some strange old man in red in our house depositing mysterious packages and never question him for it
5 yrs ago
Oh shit, I'm sorry
6 yrs ago
instructions unclear, snorted all the dicks
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Eska


The vines creaked, her body straining, as she put her entire being into pulling her longbow, the flower on the bow shaking gently as she ignored the pain in her shoulder. The usual stance, body bent forwards slightly, no thoughts of how and where to aim, because the arm already knows. An exhale, and the thick half inch arrow burst forwards.

The large centipede's head was impaled immediately, sticking it to a tree it was climbing. Tail swishing in excitement, Eska quickly moved in and hacked away the poisonous stingers on it. Pretty good catch, big enough for its segmented body to be divided as one meal per segment. Ah, she could already feel the chewy flesh within, encased with a crunchy shell. Holding up a hand, she uttered a silent prayer of thanks, as the arrow slowly grew tendrils and started to wrap up the still struggling insect.

***


"You're back. Did you bring back something to eat?"

An odd figure greeted her as she arrived home, a small clearing near a base of a hill where a small shack stood under a huge yew tree. Or rather, the yew tree seemed to be standing on top of it, devouring the small structure with its roots. The dryad's face fell immediately when she saw the struggling wrapped up insect on Eska's back, the colorful flora on her head drooping slightly.

"Ugh, again? I want some real meat." The brown barked girl shifted her leafy hair away from her eyes as she poked at the insect. "Can't I eat that?"

Eska's eyes moved towards where the dryad was pointing, to the dead man hanging upside down on a makeshift rack, his slashed throat draining what little blood he had left.

"Ah, such greed." Sighing, Eska gave in to the needy dryad's demands. Taking the centipede off her back, she handed it over to the leafy headed dryad. "Mayhaps this centipede can wait a little longer. Jiko can take this into the house to smoke later."

It has been a while since another human had tried attacking her since she first arrived here. Was it anger? Lust? Greed? Whatever it was, he had tried surprising her with a club as she bathed in the river, before she had clawed open his belly and throat in a scuffle. She had the good luck of turning just as she noticed him too; a bit more to the left, and he would have clubbed her straight on the head. Her shoulder was still sore from that blow.

"Ah the belly is ruined... Maybe I'll use that for our lunch. Stew? Roasted?"

She worked quickly, harvesting the body of anything she could. Everything must be used, or at least, as much of it as possible. Considering her past experience with humans, she would need to have absolutely no connection with any human disappearance, no matter if she was in the wrong or not. They would likely try to make more trouble for her down the road if they even suspected she was involved with this person's death. The innards would be buried as an offering to the earth, save for a few choice pieces like the heart and kidney. The head would be roasted for Jiko, and what meat she cannot use today would be salted to be used later.

The clothes... well the clothes can probably be reused to make a pillow or something. After a good wash or three. It smelled like he slept on dung for a week straight.


yes hello this looks interesting.
Ettamri Belarence


"..."

Their best option was climbing up the ridge instead of going around the mountain it would seem. Or perhaps backtracking entirely around to another path. Her own flagging stamina was of no issue; she will handle that herself. But the rest of the party was her concern. They may not have the will nor the supplies to make it through more of travelling.

"I am no carpenter, nor do we have tools. To make a sturdy enough bridge to hold the cart and horses, may take a while even if we can fell the trees. But who among us can work wood?" Magic, of course, was not her forte, thus when Katya suggested an ice bridge, or perhaps one out of ice and wood, Ettamri had nothing but concern. Would it be strong enough? Sturdy enough? She wasn't a magician, thus she cannot truly be sure. "Then, mage, can you? If you cannot, then we must either backtrack, or climb the ridge line. Perhaps an actual bridge, should anyone know how to make a bridge using that."
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Samantha Brisinggart


Her breathing was ragged, her palms slick from sweat, her eyes seeing barely anything in the darkness of space. Yet she moved, guided by her instincts, seeing nothing but moving regardless, the hum of the engine the only thing she could hear. Lights, explosions filled the space outside, the reinforced glass of her canopy catching the light, seemingly glinting brilliantly with each blooming flower of fire. It was getting more and more dangerous every second.

There was a large ship coming out of the shadow of the colony cylinder, probably a main battleship, or a capital class ship in her view, with dots of what she assumed to be smaller ships, but yet, no cannon fire, no hail of bullets came from them. It was only when she burst past the inner perimeter, slicing off another mobile suit's limbs, that she realized why that was.

The perimeter mobile suits was too near her flight path. Any cone of fire they made right now would hit friendlies, and she was moving too fast for them to move out of the way properly. If she was to deviate right now, they would have an open line of fire without risking friendlies. It seemed to be only the perimeter firing at her at the moment, so the best course of action of course, was to head straight towards the colony surface.

With a sharp angled turn, the Swansong streaked towards the colony surface, seemingly moving faster and faster.


--Inside a certain battleship--


He put the pipe within his mouth, more to reassure himself, than to actually smoke it. The pipe itself was still unlit, as he sat in the seat, looking at the long range visuals brought up on his smaller display. The signifer's message was simply responded to with a curt acknowledgement. Glory hounds were a dime a dozen, and most did not survive for long.

Wars and battles, was like the ancient game of chess, a game he and a few other of the old dogs in the military still indulge themselves in every now and then. A single battle, could be won, with just a threat, by cutting off other routes, by making a single path look enticing to the opponent, before trapping them in a single maneuver.

His vice captains cursing at the perimeter guards to move their asses out of the firing line was of no consequences; the firing cone would be effective, but far too late considering how fast the Tommies the perimeter guards were using, and how fast that thing seemed to move. Thus, the firing cone itself was not the game ending move, but the check.

Regardless of whether it was an automated drone, or a human piloting it remotely, there was but one logical path to take; one that has the least danger of getting shot down. At the speeds at it was going, and the sheer thickness a colony wall has to be, it was bound to simply fragment itself on the colony wall if it collided with it. If it was a bomb, only the walls would be damaged. Walls can be repaired, another human, not so much.

Obviously then, the check mate will be...


Freya Schwartzschild


"..r, moving in front of the colony walls, to ....cept the dr..."

Freya sighed. Then they were to corner the interloper, and intercept them just outside the colony wall. Her team, plus any other mobile suits that followed to intercept the intruder.

Then perhaps this would lead to the ceremony going undisturbed.
Ettamri Belarence


"Hmph. Another impasse." She took out the map before looking around. "Tch. Lets turn back and look for another way. There is no sense lingering here unless one of you can conjure up a bridge, or throw everyone across the chasm."

Grumbling to herself, she looked at the map again, looking for another way across, or if she read the thing wrong.

They could probably climb around and get across somehow, but the wagon wasn't. Without a proper, level bridge, road or path, a wagon wasn't going anywhere with its cargo intact.
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