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There's a bounty out on the guy who killed Slade's son and nobody calls me? I'm a little hurt, @GreenGrenade.

Actually, if you want Deathstroke to show up soon-ish (or whenever Batman stops hogging him) that'd fit perfectly with what I have planned. I can PM you if you want -- just give it an hour or so.





That… was not what he was thinking.

For whatever reason, Ollie One – Grumpy – thought that shooting an arrow at Mister Mx-frickin’-yzptlk was a good idea. Never in a million years would Oliver have thought that he’d see himself do something so stupid… and yet, the universe always seemed to astound.

He did have to hold back his humorous side, the side that appreciated a good joke. Mxyzptlk did sound like an erectile dysfunction pill.

But still.

Idiot.

As much as Oliver wanted to stand with his mouth agape and yell, “WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?!”, he allowed himself no such luxury. Before a second could pass his hand was in his quiver, grabbing an arrow and nocking it on his bow. He wasn’t going to take any chances. If Grumpy angered Mxyzptlk at all, there was no telling what the imp would do. Granted, an arrow wasn’t likely to do anything – not even the explosive arrow currently pulled back on his bowstring – but as he said before.

No chances.

“Okay, I get it. Funny funny funny! The game is yet to make sense, so we’ll see how speedy you lot come to a conclusion with no hints to the objective! Enjoy the game, my fellows!” said the extradimensional sprite, disappearing in flash before you could say, “Magic sucks!”

Oliver slowly released the tension from his bow, carefully placing the arrow back in his quiver. Did Mxy just allude to Mia? Just what exactly did he mean by speedy? If he hurt Mia, if he did anything to her…

“Great. You went and spooked him. Good job, clown town,” said the Oliver Myx had designated as “Three”, sending an irritated look at Grumpy.

Great, thought Oliver, This is just what we need. Arguments. Mia could be in danger, and Three was more inclined to focus on a silly mistake?

“Hey, Grumpy Bros.,” he began, loudly, cutting short any comeback Ollie Two might have had, “In case you haven’t noticed, Mxy-prick might have put our partners in danger. You two have Speedies on your Earths, right? So how about we forget the name-and-blame and figure out what we’re going to do. I don’t know about you, but I am not about to fail my partner.”





Oh, great. Another one, thought Ollie Queen as another doppelganger (with decidedly better facial hair than the first) appeared through the trees. He was already working at cataloguing nicknames for his two look-alikes; for the first, he couldn’t quite find one yet – but for the newest arrival, the name came in a flash of light, like a revelation from an otherworldly power: Grumpy.

It just fit the guy so well.

Before Oliver could chuckle at his own genius, an interdimensional magician arrived and ruined his fun – filled him with insurmountable terror. The eccentric fiend flashed a smile from above their heads, waving as he announced that it was, in fact, him that brought them here, to this strange imitation of Lian Yu. Him.

Mr. Mxyzptlk.

“Well, shit,” said the first doppelganger.

“You took the words right out of my mouth…” muttered Oliver as Mxyzptlk, the being even Superman was hesitant to go up against, “welcomed” them.

“No! No no no, not shit, quite the opposite actually! Welcome, welcome, welcome one two three, welcome. I think the game is almost ready to begin! This is wonderful! Three Earths, one winner! or maybe no winners? It should be fun fun fun to find out! Who can survive Mister Mxyzpltk's Most Dangerous Game?”

Oliver groaned. This was just what he needed. A gladiator match against two alternate versions of himself. He turned to Grumpy, who Mxy had designated as “One”. “Are you thinking what I’m thinking, Ollie One?”
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Yeah I'm not happy about this in the slightest! They'll probably try and end up retconning it later down the line as well!

That being said, the rest of this DC Rebirth stuff doesn't seem too bad if i'm honest. Although i guess that's coming from someone who has been reading much DC recently. Some the new titles seem interesting; Especially can't wait for Blue Beetle, since it's starring Ted and Jaime!

Sucks that they're cancelling a bunch of other stuff though, like Secret Six and Midnighter!

I'm just happy that Green Arrow's getting his goatee back. And that him and Black Canary are finally going to meet. And that he's getting his goatee back.

Did I mention that he's getting his goatee back?

M A N H A T T A N, N E W Y O R K

“Robin.”

Miles nodded. Robin suited the kid. Whether his parents named him so because of the bird or the folk hero, it fit him well – despite his best efforts, he was a little chirpy, and he did just save an old lady from being robbed.

“I guess I’ll see you around, then, Robin,” he said, beginning to turn to follow Mayo. “Nice meeting you. Tell Chuck and Bruce I said hi.” At that, he left.

Condiment King made it to the police without any hassle. He let them escort him to their cruiser with his head hung low, his shoulders quivering as he cried.

Miles watched from a nearby roof, thinking thoughts about child ninjas laughing into the barrel of a gun, and of sad men just doing their best to get by. He thought of money. Of how it could compel people to do the unthinkable.

He thought about Spider-Man.

* * *


The next few days passed without incident. No kids from the Matrix stopping muggers in Central Park. No so-called supercriminals attacking him because of some bounty on his head. There was only class and lunch. Study and bed.

The “study group” came together on more frequent occasions, moulding into tradition. They’d come to the library every day after the last period would end, sitting at the same table they’d sat at in their first get-together. Some of the time, they’d actually study. But Miles couldn’t lie to himself – most of the time, they used the group as an excuse to hang out. To talk.

Kate Bishop continued to elude Miles. Despite having passed her physics exam, she kept coming to the group. For whatever reason, she seemed to like hanging out with them, something that Miles just couldn’t wrap his head around, because, well… Ganke, whose fifteenth birthday was just around the corner, never stopped talking about Lego, Judge was a closet hipster, and Lana was… well, Lana. And then there was Miles. The guy who for some reason was always the last to arrive and the first to leave, who couldn’t help but get on edge whenever someone mentioned superheroes or Spider-Man – who always arrived with a new cut, scrape or bruise, injuries that he tried so desperately to hide. Why Kate Bishop, a girl with all the money, popularity and normality in the world, would want to hang out with them was a complete mystery – one that Miles was okay with.

Now, he sat at the study group’s table. He’d arrived earlier than usual, the earliest he’d ever been. First. Sitting alone, he went through the motions of studying; notebook out, pencil in hand, an open but otherwise untouched textbook waiting to be read. He didn’t hear Kate when she got there, or when she sat down; when she said hi or when she asked if he was okay.

No. He only heard her when she flung her pencil at his forehead.

“Miles,” she said, if a bit exasperatedly, as he jerked up in his seat. He’d been staring into space, preoccupied with his thoughts – Wait, when did Kate get here?

“Uh, Kate – hi,” he said, scrambling to recover his composure. “I, uh, didn't hear you come in.”

“Yeah. Or when I said hi. Or when I asked if you were okay,” she half-drawled, half-stated, looking him in the eye.

Miles avoided her gaze.

“Are you okay, Miles?”

“Yeah. Yeah, I’m fine.” He nodded unconvincingly. Kate raised an eyebrow. “It’s just – no, nevermind.”

“What?”

Miles bit on his bottom lip, trying to get his thoughts in order. “Has anyone ever been out to get you? I mean, for no reason. They just… want to mess with you because they can.”

Kate snorted. “You have no idea.”

“Well… what did you do?”

She looked him in the eye. This time, he didn’t look away. “I found out what the problem was,” she said, “And I fixed it.”

She fixed the problem.

Roxxon.


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I am not okay with this. Not at all.
I also enjoyed BvS, though I was in the minority that also enjoyed Man of Steel. My only gripes had to do with the cutting and the editing of scenes, but I knew they were going to be there going in, considering it was Zac Snyder effort.

*GASP*

I thought I was alone.

I liked Man of Steel, too.

I gotta say, I really, really enjoyed BvS. Hell, I'd go as far as saying that I loved it. It's not perfect by any stretch, but it's a damn good superhero movie. I'd write a proper review and post it here, but that would be assuming that I've gotten my thoughts about it in order. Which I have not. All I'll say for now is that I'm really looking forward to Suicide Squad, Wonder Woman and Justice League.

What a time to be alive.
I'm about to go into the cinema to watch BvS, but I just wanted to let everyone know that I'm still here. I've run into a few roadblocks trying to write my next post, but hopefully I should have one up by the day after tomorrow at the latest.

Plus given it's been a month I was thinking we could do a "Post of the Month" competition or something? With each month that passes, we'll all (singularly) nominate one post as the post of the month. I'll put it on the front page or something. Do people like that idea?

Another idea: the GM could elect a post/player character to talk about, giving some kind of community discussion and awareness.

Of the two, I'm more inclined towards Gowi's idea, but I'm honestly unopposed to either of them.
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