Prof. Sosthenes Antaeoi KanakarisRen’s Front Yard, 2:02AM
Interacting with:
@Eklispe Cu Chulainn,
@Turboshitter Ren Mizushima,
@1Charak2 Medusa
Of course. Things just couldn’t be that convenient. They get off the bus and they take the long path to the boy’s house, only to find that there was a
different Servant and Master pair to have gotten there first, likely horribly torturing the boy if the statements “Where is that bastard?” and “Rider!” were anything to go by. Yes, this was a truly disastrous situation, but at least Sosthenes could take solace in the fact his apprentice wasn’t yet dead.
’Lancer, in case you were not aware, I was not expecting to find a Servant here. So I hope my following order is understandable,’ Sosthenes began,
’When you hear my signal, I want you to phase through the wall in spirit form, manifest, grab the scrawny oriental boy with glasses and brown hair, and protect him. In the event there are multiple scrawny orientals with brown hair and glasses, he is most definitely the one screaming and making an unsightly image of himself in the face of an enemy Heroic Spirit. Try not to rough him up too much during the escape, he is still my dear apprentice and I would hate to see him lose his head more literally than he already does.’Though the instruction was rather long-winded, it was alleviated by the fact that Sosthenes continued to take action. First, the doorbell had been rung. Once to announce his presence. Twice more in rapid succession to be irksome enough to call the individuals inside to action. Given the situation, there were three possibilities he could envision in his mind’s eye: 1) the Servant would answer the door, violently, 2) a hypnotized civilian would answer the door, and 3) the enemy Master would.
Two of those would prove quite troublesome, which was why nobody would be at the door. Yes, this was a distraction - a vital one, given the subject matter they were dealing with. After all, in all battles a momentary distraction would spell swift doom for either side.
’Keep track of the Servant inside, I’d rather not be skewered, blasted, or otherwise brutalized a mere 20 meters away from my own Servant. Quite inelegant, that would be. And fatal. For both of us.’ Sosthenes sneaked around the house, not towards a back entrance, but to a side-window leading into the main living space. He took great care not to be caught within the window’s view, and rose from his crouch at its side.
With a single twitch of his well-hewn musculature, he tore the magical gem brooch off of his shirt, making sure to point it outwards like a policeman’s badge. And then he waited… There. He could hear footsteps thumping on the floor, one after the other. He counted… one… two… three. Three sets of steps. An enemy Master, Ren, and the Servant? The boy had told him of his mother’s frequent work habits, so the professor counted it as a happy coincidence that she was not here now. Otherwise this would become far more vexatious, and far less straightforward.
The professor breathed out. The movement of his magic circuits would tip off his targets; he would have to do this the old-fashioned way in all its mundane brutishness. First, he stepped back with his foot, anchoring him to the ground and lowering his center of body. He breathed in, focusing his energy like he’d been trained. And breathed out, body rotating 180 degrees and levelling a powerful roundhouse right into the window, smashing it open with a loud crash.
That was probably the signal, Lancer.
Meanwhile, the professor jumped through the window, fanning the arm with the brooch out like a handgun. At the same time, his experienced mind began going through the old and ingrained motions of combat calculation. The power in this one jewel could protect him from one attack, but even that would be enough create an opening for his own swift Servant to seize. Otherwise, if the enemy Servant was preoccupied with his own, he could use it to incapacitate or divert the Master’s action, and close the distance, hopefully allowing him to end the dastard with swift application of pankration to the vitals. Alternatively, he could activate Aeolus, sow chaos within the enclosed space. Repeat final step, or spirit the apprentice away. Or, OR-
Predictive calculation stopped immediately. At the same time, the following was transmitted through the mystic pass:
’Red light. Abort the mission. Stop the hammer time. We have a problem Houston.’Amidst the shards of broken glass, crouched down like a martial artist from a Hong Kong action flick, was Professor Sosthenes Kanakaris. Across from him were three people: a Servant, a Master, and a civilian. But not the Master and civilian he was expecting.
At the side of his apprentice Ren, looking quite frazzled in that quirky young person way that some female students seemed to find endearing when shown in film but not in real life, was a woman dressed like a streetwalker from a European red light district, or perhaps like one of those strange, exotic fads involving latexwear and inflation. On the boy’s hand was a sigil that could only mean one thing.
As for the civilian...
His eyes flicked over to the pretty lady in front of the open door. Then to Ren. Then back to the woman. Suddenly, magic circuits flared to life, and basic instantaneous hypnosis magecraft was activated. Sosthenes, without changing his position, waved the hand with the gem in an arc.
“The window was broken when you arrived,” Sosthenes he said slowly, calmly, and in a slightly deeper cadence than his usual voice,
“In fact, you are positive that Mr. Mizushima is at fault because he was playing with his balls outside. The dashing gentleman who had been here with your son the whole time had not just perpetrated the aforementioned offense. Also, you wish to punish your son for his rash action of binding a Ser- breaking your window, that is. And not for bringing a strange woman - who is a fellow student! - into your home. Also you are expecting another spandexclad guest, this one in blue because there is a “super senpai aneem” convention in town.” Magic circuits deactivated, and so concluded a masterclass in flawless improvisation, courtesy of the Archaeology department’s greatest professor.
Of course, instantaneous hypnosis only worked on those without magic circuits, but he was positive this would work, as Ren was from a painfully ordinary family with nothing of note and a home in a magical backwater. Of course, there was also the possibility that she
had circuitry and was just not making use of it, in which case this would all be for naught, and there would be some ‘splainin’ to do.
’Lancer. Feel free to come in any time and introduce yourself to the group. And try not to kill either of the attractive women.’