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7 yrs ago
Current Take time out of your life to find something to laugh about and smile at least once a day.
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7 yrs ago
Netflix is to blame for the sudden resurgence of my animu phase. >:c It was supposed to be background noise, but then I went and got invested... twice in a row.
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7 yrs ago
What techniques do you use to open these "pickle jars"? Or is it just raw pickle jar opening strength? (not to be confused with regular strength)
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7 yrs ago
I feel honored to be Miss Capn's Valentine! (/ε\*)
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8 yrs ago
What a sick, masochistic lion.
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What the f---k man. You have literally just described my whole adult life over the past 2 months. Minus the cats. I have a very obnoxious self centered pup. Other than that tid bit it's like you looked through the windows of my home and just described what I've been doing.


I have this special power called, "Netflix Vision," where any time you turn on Netflix and watch something super gay, or watch shows like Futurama and Bob's Burgers, I can immediately see into your household and watch as you cry into your bowl of ice cream because you just got your paycheck today and decided to go to the bank, but unfortunately, today was also the day you had to pay your bills so your bank statement literally reads: $2.53. So, now you're at home eating tear flavored, vanilla ice cream and watching Queer as Folk or Archer wondering why your job demanded you go back to school for your masters in English Literature. It makes no sense because you're an accountant, for God's sakes.

I have a lot of roleplays to reply to. This is what I'm doing instead. (^:
@Cynder Whaaassssup, sis! :D

Also, I've been noted countless times of my maturity. In honesty, I like blowing peoples minds once I reveal the age of myself.


Man, oh man, I type like I'm in elementary school and somehow people always figure out I'm 21.

You'll find out like really soon, most adults don't act like adults when they can help it. Adulting is taxing and hard. Being 'mature' all the time is overrated. Just be like the rest of us: a fuckboi 90% of the time. Adulting is saved for crying over taxes and rampant student loans, watching Netflix on your couch in 3 day old sweats, while eating a cow's worth of the worst kind of food, and wondering where it all went wrong as your ten cats destroy your furniture.





• Albion; the land of chivalry, prophecy, and kingship.




• The Never; the land of innocence, childhood, and whimsy.




• Glacier Peaks; the land of forbearance, loneliness, and trials.




• The Undergrowth; the land of wildness, atavism, and the primeval.




• Easternmost; the land of tradition, honor, and competition.




• Westernmost; the land of spirituality, brotherhood, and history.




• Bellegarde; the land of beauty, learning, and magic.




• The Shifting Sands; the land of fortune, trickery, and ancient secrets.




• The Seven Seas; the 'land' of adventure, exploration, and lawlessness.






How does our world work? Well, that's quite simple; to show you that, I'm going to need a world map.

Imagine your Earth. England, France, India, Argentina. Imagine it without borders––just the landmasses, the Horn of Africa, Vesuvius, the Barringer Crater, the Grand Canyon, the meadows of not-France, the deserts of not-Africa, the islands of not-Japan. Now, replace it with new borders and old, some of them where you might imagine them to be and others wider, more historical, more fantastical. Draw them in. Colour them in.

Now take a pair of scissors and cut them all up.

No, no, that's too neat: rip up the edges, because the Cataclysm wasn't gentle. Blast them all apart, and scatter them all over the room. That's the state of our world right now. Each of our kingdoms which once traded with each other over sea and land routes can no longer do that, because at the edge of our borders, there is just a gaping chasm – a void. Dark magic fills this, and laps up at the edges and leaks through.

Kingdom by kingdom, what you would call 'the fairytale world' (but what we would call 'home') fell apart with us still surviving in the cracked pieces. Famine. War. Death. We continued until we could no longer assure our continued existence, and channelled the very powers that broke up our world in the first place to come to send our best somewhere new, somewhere safe.

That's how we ended up here. Earth. It has been five long years of eking out a living in the sleepy city of Seattle, adapting to a world with technologies that do what our magic could not. Sticking together, sticking close. Our lives are the stories parents tell their children to make them fall asleep. Perhaps, in the last five years, some of us fables have had children of our own.

But all of that is threatened. Seismic events. Long, human shadows that steal away the innocent that only we can fight. Magic is coming to Earth, as those with the ability to tap into it have noticed, and with it, it brings a second Cataclysm.

We cannot let it happen again.





Hello! And welcome to the OOC of Written: A Fairytale RP. Following on from the likes of Once Upon A Time and, more importantly, The Wolf Among Us, we want to focus on a dark, corrupted fairytale world that might once have been as innocent as the stories... but it certainly isn't now. It is important to note that it is not just the main fairytales that are being allowed: we accept legends and folktales with characters, classic literature aimed at children (Peter Pan, Narnia, Alice in Wonderland and so forth).

While this RP starts on Earth, it will likely progress at some points – many points – into the shattered remains of the fairytale world(s). For this, we already have some teasers written up to showcase the various tribulations our characters will face in these lands that they might once have originated.

Right now, we're looking at a big group of players. There a few guidelines that I expect to be followed: 2 paragraphs per post minimum, with an expected, but not strictly enforced, 1 post required a week. Reservations for characters last 3 days, after the 3 day period is up, then it's whoever can churn it out first.

If you have any questions you have your GM Team on at various hours of the day. Either PM or Tag us here. We are as follows: @HalfofLancelot, @McHaggis, @Roosan, and @Undine!

Let's make this RP the shit. But, most of all, have fun doing it! :)

Note: Concerning characters, what we're looking for in this Roleplay aren't completely original characters. We want your adaptation of pre-existing characters with already established lore. So! Find an awesome character you like, whether they're super obscure or really popular, and adapt them to this RP. Make them your own, make them interesting, make them a whole character. Whether you subvert them, change their sex/gender, or parts of their lore, as long as the core concept, what makes the character who they are, stays the same. They have to be distinguishable: Robin Hood still has to be Robin Hood.

Examples of this can be seen in the previous 'iteration' of this roleplay: Mystvale



O DANNY BOY

THE PIPES THE PIPES ARE CAAAALLIN

FROM GLEN TO GLEN 'N DOWN THE MOUNTAIN SIDE
How many posts per week from each player is expected?


With GMs like us who needs a post minimum? Aha *sweats*

We're looking at a post a week, but, as long as you stay active in the OOC we don't expect to have to strictly enforce it. If you're absent we'll likely nudge you, especially if your particular post is holding people up.
For all those interested, if you'd all like to chaterino while you wait for the OOC:

Discord Server!

It's there for your chatting convenience throughout the RP, as well. ;D
More people!!!

Yeah, you're free to join by all means! I'll see if we can't get the OOC up as soon as possible. Looking to get it done hopefully tonight, but if anything it might not be until tomorrow or the next day. So, expect it up around Today - Monday ;p
Just notifying that I'm going to try and get a post up tomorrow. I don't have much computer access, so it's pretty up in the air, right now. My hard drive decided to poop on me, so I'm resorting to having to use a laptop that's only ever not in use super late at night. (Cause it's the only actual laptop I can use and it's a work laptop... so it's mostly in use for work related things. :( )

If I'm unable to do it tomorrow, I'll likely have a new hard drive for my computer this coming Thursday. Here's to hoping, at least. >_<
Cough, @Write, hack, @MiddleEarthRoze, splutter.

guiissses, get in on this!


*gasp* he's called in the cavalry!
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