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What are you smoking and where can I get some?

Hi, Spam. It's me again, Taaj.

NEXT TIME ON THE OC
IS MICHAEL CHEATING ON TIFFANY?
mmmmwatchasaaayyyyy

64:64 Mothafucka

I... uh, don't know what you're referencing, but I'm hoping it's not what my urban dictionary search dug up.

annoying parents (and others)

<Snipped quote by Doivid>

I could not care any less about your sympathy or lack thereof. You are one of the many people that have an irreconcilably negative opinion of me, and I regret having made this thread for the reason that it gave someone like you information about my life and what I put up with every day that I get myself out of bed in the morning.

Fuck you and fuck your condescending "sympathy".

Gee, thanks.

@The Nexerus

Nex, tonnes of people vent to Spam. I've done it on multiple occasions. It helps deal with shitty situations. So we all know stuff about eachother that maybe very few other people know. No need to regret it, particularly when the responses are positive. And no need to take your anger at yourself for a perceived moment of weakness out on the people trying to help.
Y'know, you don't have to remain all aloof and shit. If people are being decent to you then they don't have an "irreconcilably negative" opinion of you. The proof is in their actions and their words. Take offence where it's intended, not when people are trying to be supportive. Okay, yeah, maybe it was simultaneously flippant, but it was an attempt to be kind.
When you're in a fucking awful situation, pushing people away like that is just gonna make you feel even more like you're fighting the battle all alone. You don't want that, that's why you posted here in the first place - it's the reason everyone who has ever vented here has done it.

I'm sure you'll just dismiss this as "condescending", and that's up to you. It's just my thoughts. Feel free to post here about this shit any time. People'll listen, even if they're sarcastic little shits about it, and in the end that actually means quite a lot.

And that's the end of this PSA.

I've done something horrible and that's okay with me

I'm placing my bet on him stealing a cookie from the cookie jar. Li'l' rascal.

annoying parents (and others)

If alcohol abuse isn't exactly rare for him, have you tried getting him to go and get some help? Considering the strength of your response, I'm gonna assume your relationship with him isn't the best, but still - maybe he could turn things around with the proper support/services. I know fuck all about your personal circumstances though, so take that with a grain of salt or w/e.

What's up, guys?

Jesus Christ, I could go for some Barbeque.

@Awson

What's that I hear? All of us inviting ourselves to Idle's place for a barbecue? What a fantastic idea! That's very hospitable of you, @idlehands.

Sweet bread for .60?

*cries over London prices*

Anonymously confess your Spam crush.

I vote @idlehands and @Azarthes for "the worst" 2015