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Name/Nicknames: Kessler, Killer Queen

Age: 18

Appearance: Stands at 6 foot 1 inch in height, Kessler supports a Caucasian white pigment, bright blue eyes and a set of dirty blond messy hair, but is usually styled into a lengthy bowlcut. He isn't incredibly athletic, but he supports a rather sleek but average frame, with a bit of muscle on himself along with slightly longer nails, painted pink. 

As for his clothing, Kessler wears a skintight white tanktop, and a thick collared dark green snakeskin jacket buttoned half way from the bottom to the middle, and possess a pair of steel cuff links. He wears a standard brown belt around his waist which fastens his white dyed snakeskin leggings to himself. To finish this off, Kesslers wears a pair of army styled black boots. 

Skills: Explosives and Electricity and crushing people into a pulp.

My Childhood: His rather large mechanical club. This weapon is used for crushing the hell out of people. Being the size of a person in length, this mechanized club has a small button on the side, allowing for thick, horrifying looking spikes to protrude from the clubs head, for bludgeoning and stabbing his foes with extreme prejudice.

Tager: At his hip is a long, lengthy snakecoiled whip, that is made up of a long linked chain, modified to attach to skin and clothing, at the press of a button on the handle, this lengthy metal chain snakecoil whip can send powerful electrical volts through it, allowing it to fry and shock the soul (metaphorically speaking) out of his enemies, smells like bacon!

Dynamite: While not actually being Dynamite, instead, Kessler keeps on his person at all times a plethora of Grenades on himself, allowing for burning, stunning, freezing, shutting down mechanical turrets or objects via EMP or just blowing the shit out of something! Like a loose cannon he joyfully chucks these in a manner of different dances and cheers, allowing him to finish with the explosive touch he desires! 

Bomb expertise: As for being a loose cannon with explosives, he makes all his bombs himself, and should he need to make a bigger bomb for distraction, all you need to do is call onto him so that he can get to work! He doesn't care if he blows up a few "civilians" in the process, they're just civilians! It's not like their people or anything! At least to kessler that is! 

Sexual orientation: Bisexual
  
Personality: 

Insane, Kessler is a completely eccentric, heartless, monstrous bastard who doesn't care who he kills so long as it pleases someone. He kills who he likes and takes absolute pleasure when he does it, this crazy man dances through life, laughing and cheering, in joy. To him, the world is his oyster, and he's going to eat it all up, merrily. While being clearly insane, the man does not act it in a usual sense, in fact, he acts as though he is at a festival, running about in giddy excitement like a schoolgirl going on a first date with her dream crush, he laughs with honest merriness, and is incredibly outgoing and social. He likes to mock and make fun, but to him its all just a game, a laugh, a life of excitement. 

"Lets face it, we're all going to die, nothings stopping it, SO LETS HAVE A BALL, WOOOHOOOO! TO INEVITABLE DEATH! LETS PUT EVERYONE IN THE GROUND FIRST BEFORE US! SEX, DRUGS AND MURDER-ROLL!"

Bio: 

From his point of view:

"Well what can Papa Kessler tell you about his life? WELL, how shall I describe this, cutie~ I had everything! No really, I did! I was bred to be the perfect son~ I had everything a child could never ask for, but their parents did! I was structurally trained to become their perfect little puppet, work hard, become their corporate slave and ring in the money baby! But to be honest, sometimes children are born a little weird, a little kick in the head, yougettwaddamsayin'? The thing is, since I was a child, all i could think about was, MAN, i'd love to stab my mother through her throat with her own stiletto heel and then force feed her spine to her once i carved it out! With my dad I couldn't stop desiring to clean cut out his nuts! I know it sounds sick but come on, they wanted to turn me, practically into a walking fleshy robot who just did and never asked questions? I fooled them of course, I never did ask questions, I just made plans. Stupid bastards never saw it coming!

You see, as a child, while also dreaming about killing other people, i got a major dick for explosives. MAJOR. You'd see it, firy explosions, the shrieks of fear, the anguish as a little bastard chokes from the fumes of smoke ejaculating from a blast, holy SHIT is it.... HOT. PUN INTENDED! So I got a MAJOR DICK for explosives seeing what it could do. So much despair and hilarity in one big firework, how could you NOT feel a bit turned on by that! So I made sure to "Do my studies", bomb studies that is, and through the years of them thinking I was doing their work, I was just planning for their darling anniversary!

I'll cut it short for you, I managed to get a hold of some of the most illegal materials I could get to make this a slobberknocker, how you ask? My dad owned a fucking company that pretty much JUST sold this shit! I forged a few papers, got everything I required and... Set him and his business skyscraper to the ground with a total kill of about say... over five thousand? And they all think I was in the blast, ah, it was tragic... I dyed my hair from brown to blond, got me a new name, got some fancy clothes and decided to leave... and literally just murder. I loved it, it felt right... Of course, that's when I was approached, "enlisted". Smart bastards I tell you what! They gave me a proposition. Kill for them. Become a full fledged killer and KILL for them! ... I accepted. Without blinking an eye. And you know what? I don't regret it. If I get the chance, i'm so going to su- Nevermind, that's a bit too lewd for you! But that's my story!"

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