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14 days ago
Current trying to find the "golden ratio" of weed and ozempic to cause my appetite to stack overflow and reactivate the long-dormant photosynthesis gene from that 50% of DNA we share with plants. will update
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1 mo ago
many people dont know this but a good cue for deadlifting is to bring your chest up and lock your lats for proper spinal stability. this also applies to interacting with gorillas i'm told. testing no—
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3 mos ago
yeah i work in area 51, it's pretty chill. usually you just get a tweaker roll by on a "spiritual journey" once a month. they tend to go away once you put a few AIM-9s downrange on their flying saucer
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4 mos ago
man is closest to god after an ice cold beer in the warm shower. his mind and body are freed. next closest is behind the wheel in a scool zone, also with an ice cold beer in hand. study this well.
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5 mos ago
yeah mom its me can you come pick me up me and the boys were wondering if pulling a potato peeler over tommy's behelit would wake up the little guy in there and it started screaming.. thanks love you

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There she was.

As if heralded by her longtime friend, Jonas's little sister too emerged from behind his back, forgoing the simulated deathstrokes instead for a quiet huff and an inclined head. Her carefully cultivated air of stoic professionalism was ever-present, and would have most never even second-guessing her affability, but Danaye Harada couldn't hide from him when she was at least a little upset. It seemed he'd pushed it with the headpat after all.

"Hey." he greeted, favoring the slender girl with a knowing grin as he reached for her head. "Thought you'd never show."

But she would doubtlessly live.

Instead of attacking her perfectly arranged locks of black hair, he reached further, down to the furred collar of her bomber jacket (his bomber jacket, the cheeky little thing), and pulled her into a close, tight hug that lifted her off her feet. Dana could be upset all she wanted that she didn't get the privilege of first hair-ruffle, but she knew better than to for a second believe she was being ignored or passed over. That wasn't how her brother operated.

They were two of a preciously small kind, you know? Even in the face of the oncoming social storm that was his returning best friend, his own sister in tow and merrily extending his reunion to anyone that entered his field of view, Jonas wasn't gonna just abandon his imouto. To do so would have been truly heartless, let alone a surefire death-sentence by way of a five-finger retribution strike. If you knew Dana, you knew that she made up for being half her brother's weight with the ability to hit probably twice as hard when she wanted. What a messy scrap to get into, never worth it. She embodied her father's raw aggression and capacity for violence better than he ever could.

Then again, even for him, some worthless battles stood on the virtues of fun alone. How often did he really go as far as he could, anyway?

His time back home had been controlled in excess. Every waking moment, he would choke his strength, brake his speed, limit his entire athletic profile so as to remain within the understood bounds of humanity. He suspected it a bit easier for most of his peers than himself— even those of them that were sportsmen rarely had to pass the test of others feeling your exertion. It was one thing to simply stop lifting at a certain weight or change directions a little lazily on your feet, but it was altogether different to convincingly fail to muscle your way out of a collar tie or a keylock. Very annoying.

But there was certainly no need for either child of Ares to lie about their capabilities to one another. That alone changed the game quite a bit, and while he had long established his technique-first mindset to his peers as a large college-age everyman, in Olympus was where it could shine to its fullest extent, and potentially no brighter than against his dear sister.

And all that nonsense aside, he hated not having her around. Who else could critique his clothes long enough to convince him to take her to at least an H.M. and play pack mule?

"Y'know, I shoulda guessed you were the one who'd pilfered that damn thing." he spoke again, this time through wry laughter, after setting her down. Slipping in a friendly, acknowledging "yo, viv" to his adopted brother's half-sister, he then continued to pester his own. "Thought you hated my wardrobe. What gives? You go climb a mountain back in Japan?"

Translator's Note: What have you been up to lately?


Knew it.

"You're right, Cross."
he succinctly agreed, tapping the girl's windpipe with the endpoint of an intercepting chop as she stepped out from behind his burly frame. "My hands have been slipping the worst."

Mutual kill.


He smiled, using that same horrifying speed to remove the offending appendage and lightly clap the daughter of Athena on the back. Normally stoic and taciturn as could be, he could tell that the girl was in high spirits today. Not often she'd play around unprompted. Hell, she was even going for a hug! To think of that!

"Good to see you too, Bekah."

Their unspoken greetings would normally be enough, but Jonas always like meeting Rebekah at her level. If she was gonna be a little more open today, he'd be remiss to not throw in an extra bone or two on his end.

"I've been basically the same as you to tell the truth, Ree." he shifted gears, returning his attention to the diminutive daughter of the raging seas below him. Her eyes aglow, she'd earnestly done everything he'd asked of her when they'd parted ways months before. Rhea Psomas did not come to him a year ago with anything resembling the rising confidence she had now. She was uncoordinated, scatterbrained, a worrywart. "Just training and working. Lotta Muay Thai, lotta Jiu Jitsu, and a lotta food truck."

When he reached out for her scalp, she'd have shied away in fear simply from the motion of him raising a hand in her direction. Now...

I normally save this for Dana... buuuut it's okay just this once.

"Proud of you, kid. Keep it up."


He ruffled her hair. It was little wonder Marcella always gave him grief for "adopting another little sister".

But if that was what it meant to give this girl a chance to overcome her past and build a future, well so be it.

One of them needed to find their path, at the very least. Giving her the best tools to walk it was the least he could do as a teacher.


The drive up from Austin, Texas to Interior of the Rockies, Colorado, could be described in a single word: Long.

「Nagai.」 chirped the gentle, feminine voice of recording, filling the interior of the sturdy pickup with the tongue of Rising Sun.

As such, anyone with half a brain would be wary of the very real dangers of falling asleep on the road. Long drives meant long stretches of monotony, and even the most exciting destinations found their call wilted by hundreds of miles of samey asphalt passing beneath four wheels. To compound the matter, the thing about a Texas-Colorado trip? That took you through the Great Plains.

"Nagai." echoed the baritone of the driver, low, smooth, and very pointedly mimicking the recorded pronunciation to the best of its American ability.

And those, after the first five or so minutes, were nothing much to look at at all.

I should have kept studying over break.

Such was the trial that Jonas Highwind endured each Fall for the past five years. A long march north, punctuated only by a mere handful of restroom stops and a Baconator with fries. To combat the lullaby of his droning engine, the hypnotic repetition of field after field of wide open land, the young avatar of violence had no choice but to fill his lonely world with stimuli. Engaging things like music, podcasts, an impromptu call with Dallas, his brother in all but half-divine blood that ended up in flames (just like Hanako)—

「Mijikai.」

"Mijikai."


And a quick, basic vocabulary refresher. No matter how much or how little one would expect a large Son of Ares to worry about his grasp on another language enough to look at studying it as a viable way to pass time, the fact of the matter was that it was productive. Not only productive either, but downright crucial for his campus and family life.

It'll be fine, Dana's focused on her English anyway. She won't notice for a while. Just patch the hole until she does.

When your little sister hailed from somewhere, you made sure you could talk to her no matter what. Danaye Harada was doing her level best to learn his mother tongue, so it was his solemn duty to meet her on the same grounds. He'd be a failure on a brother if he didn't, honestly. But, since he'd gotten lazy over summer break (read: worked his ass off for three months either hitting things, choking things, lifting things, or serving things to people in a neocon-owned food truck), he had a summer break's worth of upkeep to catch up on during the span of this trek.

And he was taking it all the way up from elementary vocab, too. God knew how he was going to sharpen up on grammar, but at least he had plenty of time and plenty of space for rote word-for-word memorization...

"Man, what the hell am I in for?"

He drove on with hours yet ahead of him, staring out at the open fields, and finding within them no answer. If anything, the wind made things seem to shrug.

How typical.



"Attention students of Olympus Academy! Report to the Ares Colosseum for a mandatory assembly at once!"

Well, he certainly could have guessed he was in for that. Every year, they put on a nice big assembly in the stadium, for the purposes of pumping kids up about the school, introducing new policy and faculty, and generally familiarizing any newcomers with the community they had just entered. That was all well and good. Really, he got it. He paid less attention every year to the point of outright napping through the last one, but he understood the idea behind them.

That said,

"Couldn't even let me stretch my legs, huh?" he muttered, tossing his pickup's door shut.

The beleaguered young warrior was none too happy with how they seemed to get earlier every damn year. By the time he graduated they'd be holding these sordid affairs at his house.

He knew the route by heart at this point. Best to just make tracks there and get on with everything. If he was lucky, he'd snag a pal on the way— Dallas could chew his ear off about their earlier argument, or Rhea could give him an update on her training during break. Could run into Marcy and ask her if she had any luck yet. Talk strategy with Bekah. Ruffle his sister's hair. Any of that'd turn this franchise around.



Well, at least it was over now.

Jonas had once again zoned out for the bulk of Helena and Hector's speech. School's gonna be great, we're gonna make you achieve your full potential, you're gonna learn how to integrate into society while cloistered away from society, all of that good stuff. It was the same droll and played out material every year...

It's going to be lit!!

Except, as you might guess, for that. Coach Akani being a large, enthusiastic, and very "how do you do my fellow kids" mountain of a man was nothing new, but this randomized rooming selection certainly was. As was him and effectively all of his friends being amongst that chosen three dozen— The Oracle had to have done that one on purpose. Everyone here knew someone here fairly well as far as he could gather from idle chatter and shared glances.

Meant that they weren't stuck somewhere entirely unfamiliar with people entirely unfamiliar. No "stranger in a strange land", or anything of the sort.

Though he was expecting about a one-in-five chance of being matched with somebody he liked, he completely dispelled the randomization notion at roughly the same time Dallas had sent his note into the outfield. You didn't get him and Relo together by chance. Not if you knew them.

"Hey, kids."

But enough on that for now. Safest to say that they just all lucked out on the draw this time. More pressing matters than a harebrained experiment had presented themselves, and he towered over both of their slight frames.

"Course I did. How's summer been treating you both?" He asked, folding his corded arms with a small smile. "You look well to me, at least. Been keeping yourself busy?"

A pointed glance was thrown to Rhea. Over the past year, he had taken the tiny daughter of Poseidon under his wing for what was at first martial arts tutorials, but had then expanded into a full-blown apprenticeship. He was personally proud with the way she'd been progressing since they last met. Rhea had proven an eager student, and her naturally attentive personality meant that she followed his direction and correction fully. The girl would dot her is and cross her ts much more readily than many of the snot-nosed kids he used to work with, and no matter how much he loved the brats, it was a windfall to have someone who he didn't need to worry about not mentally showing up.

That said, a lazy summer was a lazy summer, and lazy summers were awful to have in the middle of trying to train yourself. If there was ever a time to not mentally show up, it was Summer.

Just like with him and Japanese.

Speaking of Japanese, actually:

And where oh where could my willowy little sister be?

Probably right behind me, huh?
"Decapitate early. Understood."

The auburn-haired girl was not one much for words even on her best day. With an alarm blaring in her ear and a kaiju rampaging in the wild, she had neither place nor time to be anything but succinct. She stayed just long enough to get a good look at her opponent, to burn its horrible visage into her mind's eye, and hear Regina's preliminary gameplan.

Then, she did what any girl would do.

Autumn ran. She fled. She sprinted out of the briefing room like her very life depended on it.

She ran to the safest place she knew.

The one realm where the beast's great claws, its vicious teeth, nor its horrible roars could rend her life open again. Somewhere where she could hold back the night its vengeful eyes promised.

That all-too-important difference between here and the disaster of San Francisco. Here and Oakland.

It was that place. The one she'd spent years calling home, so that nobody else had to lose theirs.

Aleksandr.

"Clear out! Taking off!" she yelled, high voice somehow cutting above the maelstrom kicked up by Sumarbrandr's rotors. Or perhaps it was her frantically waving hands that did it?

Either way, the team of round-the-clock technicians that worked tirelessly to keep her avatar of retribution in peak form got the message— Pilot coming through, please get away from the treads. The guys were quick to heed that warning, packing up equipment and leaving her with wishes of good fortune and good hunting. They knew her as well as anyone on the base could claim to— she had spent many hours of downtime quietly shadowing them as they worked on her machine.

Autumn knew that the pre-launch checks would be smooth and short. Those guys were good at more than just roasting each other and dirty jokes. Everything was in more than working order.

"COFFIN system online. Welcome back, Pilot."

As it should be.

The world flared into new, crystal-resolution life as Aleksandr's chassis fed camera feed in 360 degrees to her cockpit. Fingers dancing across the controls in familiar patterns, she swiveled her coaxial turrets, each autocannon responding immediately and precisely. A minor main barrel adjustment next— shifting the angle in minutiae to account or hangar space, but it all the same proved itself good and ready. Magnification systems, working. She could zoom down to a penny beneath her if she wished. Comms, open. Already, both the bridge and Michel were sending her real-time info.

She'd done VR missions with a less forgiving system... Only one thing left.

She turned the proverbial key.

The hangar filled with sound and fury, as Promethion's Etherion heart roared to life. The strongest engine ever produced had awakened, and set itself to work upon the tens of thousands of tons of armor, tread and gun that Max Fire had deemed appropriate to cull this foe and all others like it. A promise of annihilation in response to a threat of extinction.

Never again.

"Aleksandr, LAUNCH!"


Mankind's Mobile Fortress once again carved a path with biting steel into the Earth, as Autumn Hanneman, age 13, marched to War.
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I remember certain things.
oh yeah i guess if anyone cares about relations you can tag me for those for either dal or dana lol


Dana should respect her onii-sama

Also ditto this for Jonas if anyone cares for it lol

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