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11 days ago
Current trying to find the "golden ratio" of weed and ozempic to cause my appetite to stack overflow and reactivate the long-dormant photosynthesis gene from that 50% of DNA we share with plants. will update
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1 mo ago
many people dont know this but a good cue for deadlifting is to bring your chest up and lock your lats for proper spinal stability. this also applies to interacting with gorillas i'm told. testing no—
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3 mos ago
yeah i work in area 51, it's pretty chill. usually you just get a tweaker roll by on a "spiritual journey" once a month. they tend to go away once you put a few AIM-9s downrange on their flying saucer
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4 mos ago
man is closest to god after an ice cold beer in the warm shower. his mind and body are freed. next closest is behind the wheel in a scool zone, also with an ice cold beer in hand. study this well.
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5 mos ago
yeah mom its me can you come pick me up me and the boys were wondering if pulling a potato peeler over tommy's behelit would wake up the little guy in there and it started screaming.. thanks love you

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Waiting on chances to write is an invaluable skill, much like cooking your own meals, shopping smartly, and playing the market at the Grand Exchange
it's minor, but with the world map I've corrected Gerard's profile to get his home village accurately placed near Velt's border
Alright, time to update some profile text
@Raineh Daze but that’s not nearly as fun as “sir orkney” and having all of them wonder who the hell i mean
Sorry that was unclear. I'll try and edit it to avoid that in future reading.
@Heartfillia oh i meant the princess but thanks for believing team hungary can beat nicomede in making a GOOD FIRST IMPRESSION and also in a fight
currently trying to not swarm her here

after all how could a normal dude compare to a suave italian man like nico?? place gotta clear out first
@Rin Rad! Sieglinde's pretty heavily based on Nordic myth, so I was kind of urging my buddy in that direction for her erstwhile locale. We weren't entirely sure (small chance of it being, like, Russia), though, so he kept it vague in the end. Excited to see what you've got in store— everyone loves them some Vikings.
Knew Barukstaed was the Scandinavia @Krayzikk
@Myrna Minkoff Alright, now you're shitposting
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