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Current trying to find the "golden ratio" of weed and ozempic to cause my appetite to stack overflow and reactivate the long-dormant photosynthesis gene from that 50% of DNA we share with plants. will update
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many people dont know this but a good cue for deadlifting is to bring your chest up and lock your lats for proper spinal stability. this also applies to interacting with gorillas i'm told. testing no—
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yeah i work in area 51, it's pretty chill. usually you just get a tweaker roll by on a "spiritual journey" once a month. they tend to go away once you put a few AIM-9s downrange on their flying saucer
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man is closest to god after an ice cold beer in the warm shower. his mind and body are freed. next closest is behind the wheel in a scool zone, also with an ice cold beer in hand. study this well.
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yeah mom its me can you come pick me up me and the boys were wondering if pulling a potato peeler over tommy's behelit would wake up the little guy in there and it started screaming.. thanks love you

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Same story here, I've already got the inklings of a beginning in my head, just need to find the time to bang it out.

That said, I won't say no to a clearer picture of what's inside, should the offer still stand.
as ever.
Iwao - Central District


Now would be as good a time as any to make the disclaimer: Despite being quite the capable brigand of the fridge in question when believing himself thirsty, Arizawa-kun was rather unsophisticated in palate when it came to appreciating the fruits of his plunder. Case in point: once his immediate thirst was quenched and the novelty of the first chug wore off, Iwao didn't really know how the hell to judge beer.

It tasted... okay? He wasn't so green as to be bewildered by the fizzy, vaguely bready flavor, but once you got to the idea of adding in "floral" or "citrus" notes... shit seemed lost on him, was all. Granted, Mochizuki hadn't exactly bought anything snooty. Maybe the high-brow stuff that college students were typically priced out of woulda been easier for a guy like him to discern between, but the only opinion he could really offer now was...

Yeah, alright.

Still, drink in hand on a day like today was hard to go wrong with.

"Yeah, caught him on the way out. Told him I'd save what I could." he replied over the can, pulling up a chair as he glanced toward the nearest window. "And you dunno the half of it. No clue how he plans on surviving. Those sleeves, y'know?"

This went without saying, given that she wore long stuff without fail, but Sayuri needed to heed such a warning herself.

Descending with slightly more grace than collapsing into a lax heap upon the seat, he idly swirled the liquid in the can around as the ghost of befuddlement played across his face for a moment. Putting the problems of weather appropriate gear aside, something seemed off with his housemate today. She was more or less a pretty quiet sort, a lot like himself, and seemed to shy away from the spotlight. That much was true, but even at her most withdrawn among the houses's more colorful personalities, Sayuri was usually pretty pleasant to be around. More positive in her silence than his gray-colored ass, for sure.

So what, then, was with the sighing? Wasn't exactly normal. Pulling hair? Maybe, he didn't really know one way or another, but her tone was all disappointed. Like lamenting she'd just missed out on the last can of... beer in the fridge...

Coincidence, surely. He was 95% sure she'd laughed off similar circumstances, she was nice like that.

He glanced between her small frame, currently minding the dishes in the sink, and his can before quietly setting it on the table in case he needed to offer up an apology. Whatever the case on alcohol in this house was, the girl seemed down, or maybe drained, in a way that didn't strike him as doldrums from the warmth. This needed the correct approach.

Iwao and "correct", as it happened, were a self-admitted rare mix.

"You good, kid?" he bluntly asked after a moment, voice textured a little raspier by the beer. "Seemin' kinda in the dumps— What's up?"

Also, let's just brush over the fact that he was without a doubt the younger of the two, and keep going.

@Ambra
hell yeah mari let’s knock some skulls
Gerard Segremors



From Captain Fanilly's right, the sound of steel sliding away from leather heralded a burst of motion, directly through that short distance left between the raiding party and the doors to the Cal Mausoleum.

The departure from the ball had been thankfully swift, the erstwhile assassin completely forthright once they'd established a method of communication with her. A kid in over her head, put up to this rather than born into it, and so unlike his initial assessment in the heat of the moment. Vosahnn wasn't at all the professional killer he'd believed her to be, not a cold blooded assassin— but a girl trying to save her sister. Forced into the unthinkable role of exchanging an innocent life for an innocent life.

If that could even be trusted. As if these vile men would give up their grasp upon the girl's actions so easily. Either she would be locked into their service forever, the her sister's life always upon the edge of the knives she would feel no choice but to use— or they would both be killed. Loose lips sink ships in all walks of life— and those depraved enough to push a child this far had no qualms about sealing them eternally. Those fetid wretches would never let either girl see freedom again.

As dire as the circumstance was, and for all the white-hot inferno it lit in his veins... There was one solace he could take in what the Captain's briefing had entailed.

Only the breaths between moments were allowed for reaction, just long enough for the hapless Guard, likely mercenary, to process what he saw. He needed to choke the distance in that time. He was already no stranger to dead sprints in all his armor— after all, he'd just proven it earlier that night. It would have to be enough. He would have to run him through, because every instant after that the man before him would be reacting. He could flee, he could draw the blade at his hip, or worst of all, he could raise some form of alarm, letting every wretch in those catacombs know they were coming. They deserved not the courtesy of announced presence.

I will be denied no longer.

His rage now was, beyond all doubt, right.

To be faced with a child and to be faced with a cult of necromancy were two entirely different prospects for an ardent Reonite indeed. Where one was a grim reality of the battlefields he had waded through, one that even at his angriest left him no satisfaction to fell, the other... A divine duty. He cherished, respected, worshipped, and feared the Goddesses both. For one to exist without the other was an impossibility, their domains so complimentary in their dualistic nature. There was but one religion, despite twin goddesses. He was no stranger to Mayon, but—

His sword, long drawn and low as he'd surged to meet the nameless, faceless, utterly unrelated to his former corps mercenary on guard duty, rose as a wordless snarl peeled his lips away from his teeth. One more step. His blade was now held in a white-knuckle grip, tight to the body, as its biting tip aimed right for the sternum. All that momentum wouldn't be wasted. He'd ram it through. Quick death. Violent, but quick. Necessary.

—It was Reon and her teachings that had brought him to knighthood at all. They had instilled in young Gellert that a man's highest calling was to hunt down the wicked. Drag them into the light, so they may be judged. Pursue with all conviction and fury the Slaver. The Corrupted. The Demonic. Rest not until they are shorn from those they would hurt. Cleave and Smite, until it is done. This world was full of darkness. In it hid all threats to the people, to innocents, to honest life. There they could skulk without fear of reprisal, surround their prey with impunity, with the gentle shield of Moonlight being all that stood between them and free reign over their would-be victims.

Mayon's gift protected many within the refuge of her gaze, doubtlessly so. To suggest otherwise was idiocy. But moonlight could only do so much to pierce the deeper shadows in which true evil hid. And in Dark Times, there were so many Dark Places where Mayon's protection could not reach. Dens of evil much like the catacombs beneath Gerard's feet, a place that once interred those passed of a respected name, now so blackened by the acts of one traitor. Places like this.

Until Reon, from her seat upon the Burning Sun, gave all Fire to bring brilliant, purifying light to them, so they may be vanquished.

He entered range, and the fang of moonlight he held flashed in the dark, followed by the burning suns in his eyes as he plunged through those final few feet behind the point of his sword.

No more.
Been writing a lot elsewhere and dealing with lost car keys. I’ll go today.
@Ambra

Forgot to tag, what a gaffe
Iwao - Central District


It was about halfway through the pilgrimage of sun and cement towards the sharehouse that an idly poignant thought floated through the mind of our erstwhile athlete— If you removed the ice from the equation, he might have actually been better served by buying, say, crab. This wasn't born from any dislike of white fish on his part, far from it. But every time he glanced at his reflection in the Central District's many glass windows, urban hall of mirrors this patch of the city was, and saw his reflection waver with the heat haze...

The things'd steam right here in the bag. Ultimate lazy cooking.

...His mind found itself getting literally half-baked ideas like this. He must have been going soft. A little heat hadn't killed him before, and he was no stranger to running in the summer. Get a grip, Iwao.

That said, he was reasonably sure it was the kind of day where frying eggs on the hood of a sun-baked car was actually viable. Exertion heat and "oh, that's my skin starting to go golden-brown I feel", while both trying to the wills of anyone, were actually pretty distinct.

I need a break. No mas, no mas.

And on his way he continued, solemnly trudging past the brave young pairs that quietly asked their beloveds who the hell carried a bag of cold groceries this far on this sort of day, dodging his fellow pedestrians, and even observing a madlad or two on bicycles. They and their ultra-breathable compression wear were... a different breed.

But this arduous trek was not insurmountable, and completing it took much less than an eternity. He soon drew up to the dilapidated three stories of "sharehouse" that the Urban Exploration Club called home, promising that coveted shade and, if luck permitted, maybe even AC. The fish would definitely appreciate the refrigeration within, too.

He passed the threshold to their territory, the weathered wood of the door ahead of him giving way as he stepped between the concrete slabs they called their fence. As if to meet him, out stepped the tall and striking figure of a friend— Hiroyuki, a man with knack for flexing his style and wearing a welcoming look on his face. While Iwao wasn't sure how well the sharply dressed dude would fare in this heat that was testing he and his simple, light garb, it wasn't like he could do much about it—

"You don't know the half of it," he drawled in both response and warning, holding up his half-melted bag of fish to punctuate the point. "Grabbed some Red Snapper from Belo 'bout twenty minutes ago and they're already starting to swim again. It's nuts out here."

A beer in the fridge, huh? Say no more. Something cold and wet sounded fucking divine right now, and Mochizuki, for all his earnest kindness, couldn't stop him. Dog eat dog world, he could enjoy the fish later as recompense. Speaking of—

"You're heading out?"

"Yup."

"I'll save you some fish. Thanks, man."

Mutual nods of assent and gratitude were exchanged (albeit with the reassurance to not worry due to an expected late return), as the two men forged ahead towards their new destinations, Hiroyuki letting the door close behind Iwao as bruiser powered up the stairs with a practiced, light gait. Stairstepping built cardio and calf strength and demanded accurate foot placement— muscle memory kept the ghosts of old training alive even in this mundane context. Despite not being a club member du jour like his girlfriend, Hiroyuki had always been nothing but a chill guy to Iwao. His constant presence, thusly, never proved to be much a bother, and was basically just another roommate. There were worse arrangements in the world.

"Oh, Sayuri. Yo." He entered the kitchen, brandishing the bag for the second time in as many minutes once he spotted the familiar head of long brown hair at the table. So she hadn't left yet. Couldn't blame her there. "Snagged fresh Snapper for later."

Beelining for the fridge, he kept an ear open for a response as he rummaged through it to a) extricate that last beer and b) clear the requisite space for three pounds of protein. Apologies to whomever that inconvenienced.

After a moment or two... the fridge door shut,

tss-CRACK

And the odyssey came to an end as the young man turned and ambled towards the table, indulgently savoring the beer on his lips.

Mission complete.
oh boy, time for 200% MAD
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