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𝒞𝒶𝓏𝓃𝒶


Cazna is female, probably human, and comes from a place called Linger. At age eighteen she stands five feet, six inches (167cm) tall. She's lean with fair skin and shoulder length hair. Hair and eye colour pend on many factors.

Although Cazna looks and smells the part of a human, one might be inclined to describe her as superior, which may make up for her lacks of personality. Not a case of lazy writer’s syndrome, she really does lack personality - most of the time, and there is likely a good reason for that.





𝒦𝓇𝑜𝓂𝑒


Krome is a male human from Earth, prior the year 1999AD. At age twenty he stands a bit over six feet with a strong athletic build, rustic-blond hair, lightly tanned skin and chestnut eyes, handsome – but no, not in that cute, pretty-boy Leonardo DeCaprio kinda way. Consider Krome a little more rugged than that.

Krome’s personality is like trying to sum up a real person in just a few words. Not gonna happen. For that, one can go visit the comic book store. But just to say, he usually comes across as cool, calm and collective.



𝓑𝓾𝓽𝓽𝓸𝓷𝓼


Dead.

Probably dead. She may have been an old bird, but not quite at the nappy stage yet.

But one should always make sure.

Avoiding the old woman’s crotch like the plague, Buttons stretched up to pat his paws over her wrinkly cheeks. Cold. Clammy, and even more than usual. He moved his nose in towards hers, not sensing any breathing before her head flopped to the side and knocked with a dull thud against the window.

Cold skin, lack of breath, incontinence, and uncontrollable rolling of the head in a moving vehicle.

Definitely dead.

Taking leave of her lap, he sat on the seat beside her like nothing was wrong, looking around in a casual cat manner. Fortunately, this bus wasn’t crowded, not many people eager to visit Squarespace, apparently, but that was all well and good. Had there been more people on board this unoccupied seat may not have been so empty, but less passengers also meant less likelihood of anyone noticing the old, dead lady slumping about in the second last row - and Buttons definitely didn’t want that. Who needs all that commotion and fussing over a person that doesn’t care anymore anyway? Besides, he really didn’t feel like being manhandled right now. A cat needs its space. Sure, suffering a little human touch for the sake of obtaining a delicious feed was normally worth it, but being coddled and squeezed and groped by way too many human hands, just because some old lady died, was another thing altogether.

Death… how monotonously annoying.

Nope, he’d sit right here, in this perfectly pee-and-poop-free seat until the bus arrives at its destination. Okay, he was feeling a little bit concerned. After all, the woman did soil her pants, and it might not take long for one of these passengers to notice this unrelenting stench of old people faecal matter.

Ignoring the insatiable urge to coil down and lick his ass, he remained in a seated position, expression flat as normal and turning his eyes out the window, just waiting for this journey to end. The sooner the better, of course, this smell was going to put him off the thought of food for at least another hour.

For the love of tuna soup, please hurry up and arrive already!

One eyelid raised a notch when the Welcome sign to Squarespace floated by the window. Looks like he was having a stoke of luck, this journey was certainly close to an end, and never a moment too soon. But you know, despite the stench and the dread of possibly having the old bird give her position away, he was feeling pretty good about all this. He’d been hanging around old Mariam for far too long, and it was always great to live free and easy on your own now and then. No one to feign affection for, no one to whine at for an extra little scratch above the tail, no more having to put up with the blaring volume of infomercials at odd hours of the morning in an apartment that smells like old eggs. Yep, he could roam around and live by his own wits for a while, time to stop and smell the roses on his continued and lengthy search for Bob.

Still, I really will miss her fried chicken wings. No one cooks chicken quite like she did.




𝓙𝓪𝓲𝓶𝓲𝓮


Jaimie had no reason to stay in this one-horse town anymore. The only reason she’d come here in the first was to hook up with Vernon, but interest in that romance died fast. As usual. If it wasn’t for that annoying tattoo of his ex’s name stamped on his left butt cheek, the whole affair may have lasted a little longer. Since the break-up, if you even want to call it that, she’d rented a granny flat while working as a checkout chick in the local convenience store, saving up the money to move on. That mission had been accomplished now, and she was soooo looking forward to indulging in the always jumping and banging city life again.

With warm coffee cup braced in both hands, though still shivering in her comfort-sacrificing, black mini skirt, knee length leather boots and skimpy hot-pink jacket, Bob cut bleach-blond hair pulsating in the morning breeze, all she had to do was wait for the next bus out of town. Despite the cold and the unpractical clothes she was wearing, she was masochistic enough to have chose the table outside of the bus station canteen room. Sure, it would have been warmer to wait inside, but that would have also meant having to put up with humouring the conversation with Michael, the pimply faced teen serving at the counter. Just another stalker she had managed to obtain during her stay. He really wasn’t happy to see her leaving, and she really wasn’t in the mood to counselling a breaking heart.

So many lonely, sappy, clingy men out there. How even was it that women were the ones to get tagged as the more emotional gender?

She didn’t have to put up with the cold for too long, she could have just used the extra sweater she had tucked away in her carry-on bag, but fortunately she didn’t have to. The bus was right on time, the warm bus aircon awaited her. Really though, a bus perfectly on time in a town like this was no surprise. It was actually kind of eerie just how well things normally turned out here.

Figures

She did have a little more waiting to do, at least time enough to finish her coffee while the bus driver went off to freshen up before the next journey. But, as life had a way of throwing its surprises, her reasons for leaving town were throw into question when a black-and-white tuxedo cat was the first to step off the bus. When the doors clambered open, the cute little thing seemed to be in quite the hurry – pouncing from the platform right over the steps and onto the sidewalk where it paused, just long enough to regard Jaimie with a peculiar raise of one brow, and say; “Hey there, hot stuff! Try and keep those legs together, will ya? – and enjoy the smell!”

Yes.

It spoke.

She gasped. Mouth and eyes wide with shock. The coffee slipping from her grip, smashing on the stone pavers between her feet as she watched the black-and-white beauty dart off up the street towards the center of town.
𝓑𝓾𝓽𝓽𝓸𝓷𝓼


This is Buttons, well, at least in markings and eye colour.




Well no, okay, this isn’t the best picture. It doesn’t really capture his usual flat expression and cynical disposition. But this is more or less what Buttons looks like when he gets surprised, which honestly doesn’t happen much.





Consider everything prior to this point his personality reference....

Bob is his real name. Actually, that’s not quite right, it is the name of the man trapped inside the cat. Buttons is the name of the cat. …It’s a long story, to be honest, so I’ll cut it short to prevent any needless suffering.

It happened a long time ago, in a town I can’t be bothered to remember the name of right now. Bob was living there at the time, a commoner sort, though a little odd, roughly in his early thirties, who happened to fall in love with the local witch. They got married, lah-de-dah and so on, but in the end he pissed her off and she cast his soul into a cat. That’s the bulk of it, really. His human body is still out there somewhere, shuffling around listlessly without a soul.

To be fair, being trapped inside a cat has its benefits, like being doted upon by practically everyone who meets you, and having the good fortune of licking your own ass in public without anyone harping up about it.


So that’s a thing.
In Ex Nihilo 5 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘 𝕻𝖆𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖊
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕽𝖔𝖞𝖆𝖑 𝕮𝖎𝖙𝖞

Eight hours before Boris met Hannah


“WHAT IS THE FLAMING MEANING OF THIS!?”

Despite his angered tempo, King Eor’s somewhat feminine sounding voice - normally a displeasure to hear - was at this moment a relief for Barnaby. But not just for him but likely for the woman with him in the concubines bed chamber as well. The king had been assaulting her for several hours already and her screams for mercy had long since dwindled out. Perhaps she was dead already. Wouldn’t have been the first time the king had continued having his way with the remaining corps.

In the corridor outside the chamber, Barnaby paused, his hooded head lowered as he said a silent prayer for God to have mercy on the woman inside. His quite delay to answer the king, however, only served to incense the royal scum further.

“DO YOU SEEK A TORTUROUS DEATH?! YOU WILL ANSWER YOUR KING THIS INSTANT!!” He yelled with so much strain that it sounding like he was about to stroke. “JUST ENTER ALREADY!!”

Never actually willing to meet with the King directly, Barnaby was as ready as he would ever be to enter the room, but neither did he cherish the thought of what he might witness once the door was open. He took a deep breath, closed his eyes, said another quiet prayer, opened his eye, pressed down on the door handle, and then the door creaked open slowly as though propelled by Barnaby’s exhaling breath.

King Eor had not been decent enough to yet detach himself from the woman bent over the table in the center of the room. He was clean shaven, though a pudgy man, proof of his indulgent life. His sweaty face grimaced as he lowered his tone to a devious level at Barnaby.

“What is it, old man?”

Barnaby, chairman and Elder of the Royal Counsel and dressed in a grey priest-like robe that seemed to meld with the darkness of the corridor, did not step into the room. The view was clear enough. From the shade of his hood he did not, as usual, make eye contact with the king, but the woman… or be she just a girl… couldn’t have been a day over twenty. Her outstretched hands were nailed to the tabletop, feet nailed to the timber floor, her fair body breached with bruises and lacerations inflicted by her king. She was limp, cheek flush to the table and her glazed eyes, though dwindling of life, locked upon Barnaby’s compassionate gaze.

“It is your wife.” Barnaby announced the reason for his intrusion in a stale voice that matched his old and weathered face, yet he did not remove gaze from the girl that he knew by name. “Your wife, sire, she requests your company in the royal chamber.”

Eor’s grin forsook him at the mentioning of his wife. His jaw began to move, reminiscent of a cow chewing its cud while he stewed over Barnaby’s words. Finally, he withdrew and stepped away from the girl who failed to make so much as a murmur of relief. After wrapping himself in his purple velvet night robe, the king tied a knot in his long blond mane and draped its tail over his shoulder.

“So it is, my own wretched wife who disturbs me this night.” He said, starting to stroke the fall of his hair as if it were a comforting pet on his shoulder. “But can you not see I am busy? Is there not a man in my castle, nay this entire land, with balls enough to defy her whims?”

Barnaby now released his gaze from the girl, if only to bow his head in pretend shame. “Forgive me, sire, I know my presence is unwelcome. But I am, alas, merely a messenger. But I do believe…” He paused, “your wife does have something of important news.”

Eor appeared sickened at Barnaby’s words, top lip curling as his stroking fingers came to a crooked rest upon his flow of hair. “If it were not for my seed inside her….” He muttered with disdain, but conceded, “Very well…” and walked to the threshold where Barnaby stepped aside to allow him exit. “I will take my respite.” He glanced back at the girl, then regarded Barnaby with an amused grin. “Be sure she doesn’t move and… Flame her in my absence if you wish, old man.”

“Yes, sire.”

Barnaby kept his head down, his words being no more than standard response as the king departed. Once the king was out of sight, he entered the room. Closed the door. Moving to the center of the room he lightly perched himself on the table beside the girl, and then slowly extended one hand, placing it gently upon the locks of her black hair.

“It won’t be long now, child.” His voice was low timbre of comfort. “Your suffering will soon be over.”

“Please kill me, Barnaby….” She spoke, though be it a barely audible utter of weakened breath.

He couldn’t have been any more filled with compassion than he already was, now removing a blood tainted tear from the side of her nose with caring stroke of his thumb. “None of his concubines last the night. You know this already, Reft. You will enter God’s awaiting arms before morning comes. You will be free of your misery soon enough.”

“No -” Reft jerked in pain as the impulse to reach out to Barnaby caused stress on the nail that had her pinned to the table. “Don’t make me wait. Please… kill me now. I cannot suffer him for another moment. I will not….”

“Is it right that we both should die?” He replied, lowering his voice another somber octave. They both knew that if he kill her himself, he too would be put to death.

She wheezed. Shut her eyes for a moment. “…How do you do it, Barnaby? How do you stay in this place?”

Barnaby groaned in his spirit. Until recently it was fear that prevented him from leaving, for he knew that if he ran the king would have likely kill his son out of spite. Still, of late the circumstances of his son, Isarac, had taken an unfortunate turn. He’d been infected with the Bilic flue that had claimed the lives of so many in Nihilo of late, and Barnaby was doubtful that Isarac would ever recover. Death, it would seem, stood upon many doorsteps in his life.

“Do you want to live, my child?” Barnaby pressed his hand on Reft’s head as if bestowing a blessing. “If you were given to life of freedom, could you still stand to enjoy it after all that you have endured?”

Reft’s eyed widened ever so slightly, a notion of hope clearing the cloud of their glaze.

“It is true.” He told her. “It was merely for the sake of my son that I remain. Yet such fears shall not be warranted much longer.”

“Barnaby.” Her voice had raised to a reluctant whisper. “Will you be the one to save me? …Or do you only seek to taunt me?”

One of the old man’s teeth were heard to crack as he clenched his jaw in an effort to restrain his anguish. “I wish no more suffering upon you.” His fingers curled, sinking deep into the thickness of her hair. “Assure me that you can be happy in life… and I will deliver you from this death.”

“Yes.” Her breath became shaken in her effort to contain her anticipation, desperately trying not to move against the nails that held her. I plead you save us both. Take me with you and I will learn to live again. …Let the dead bury their dead.”




King Eor now stood in the threshold of the royal bed chamber, still stroking the tail of his hair, eyes remaining heavy and matching the lowered drawl of his voice.

“What do you want? Can you not see I am busy with my whores, Mel?”

Meloni, his wife - a petite girl in her mid-teens and of milky-fair complexion and straight, chestnut hair that reached the pink, bell puff-skirt cleft of her royal dress - remained with her back to him, standing by the window, staring out at the pastel moon-dyed hues of the Royal City. At the sound of his wretched disclosure, she sighed quietly with a small deflation of her chest, squinting with distaste that matched his own - while her right hand… as though to defy the grief of carrying his child… delicately caressed the mound of her pregnant form.

“I see very little of what you do…” The timbre of her voice wrought ominous depth to the candlelight-cast shadows of the royal chamber. The flames of the candles themselves then flickered as if irritated in the quietening of her pause. “and I would like to keep it that way.”

The king’s soul seemed to visibly sink at her defiance, shrinking his fatted cheeks to a withdrawn countenance.

“If it were not for my fuck tart inside you….” He gritted acerbically; “But make no mistake, you flaming wench, our child will, hence your demise, grow without the nurturing of its filthy mothers tit. Now tell me, if you please, why has your filthy existence summoned me tonight?”

“Are you so stupid…” She asked; “that you would forget your own devious plans so easy? Is it possible that your gallows-row concubines have finally managed to suck the intelligence right out from your penis?”

While his fingers continued to fondle the lifeline of his hair, his other hand was clenched at his side with white-knuckled restraint of his rage.

She turned from the window to face him in one swift and graceful movement, her face distorted to portray her impudence, but her hand now flat upon her belly as if to shield the foetus from being exposed to his presence. “It has been done.” Her impudence flattened. “The one you requested on the Eve of Beckon. She has arrived.” She raised one brow with a smile of sarcastic affection. “Looks like that devious plan of yours worked after all.”

The King swelled, as though his soul had been restored. One hand gripped to his ponytail as if it were the wand of God, while the white-knuckles fist of his other hand pressed in against his thigh.

“Where is she?”

Rolling her eyes contemptuously, Meloni turned back towards the window. “In the woods outside of Sonarlis.”

“Then what are you waiting for, woman? Do I have to spell out every word of my endeavours to you, as if you were a child?”

“Self-flattery doesn’t become you.” She snuffed sharply. “There is nothing I need from you. I just felt it best that you should know now, spares me the prolonged agony required of having to speaking with you later. But don’t be put out, my sire, I have already given the order for the Gallants to retrieve her. If all goes well, the girl will be in our care within the coming day. So go now, return to your whores. Stop stinking up my chambers.”

Despite her finalising disrespect, King Eor grinned with satisfaction. His fingers once again began to stroke his hair, but he need not say more, preferred to not say more, as he turned and left the room.




The kings satisfaction for the news his wife had given was not supported when returning to his Concubine’s bed chamber. Barnaby was gone, and so was the gallows-row concubine. Their absence was clearly explained by the rope dangling out the window.

“FLAME THAT OLD BASTARD!!”




𝕭𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖘 & 𝕳𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖆𝖍


Boris looked behind him, now observing with a docile expression the commotion taking place in the market. He’d seen a lot of destruction in his life, so watching these people scamper about in the wake of the whirlwind didn’t really phase him at all. Just another day, really. Which is probably why he hadn’t paid any mind to the noisy destruction of the market at the time it was happening either. Still, seeing the people frantically trying to re-establish order did make him wonder why the Guard had told them to go the general store for clothing when there was a great big market right across the way.

Gosh

“You know, Miss. Hannah?” He nodded assuredly down at the girl while she too was busy noticing the chaos that recently ensued. Though she was much more taken aback that Boris by the activity, it did help to alleviate her distraught symptoms of whatever the hell it was that had just taken place with her and, despite being too captivated by the commotion to react Boris’ question, she did actually hear what he was saying. “I don’t know why Mr. Mardin said to buy clothes at the store when there is a market sitting right there.” He smiled, continuing to nod assuredly at the top of her head. “Boris thinks clothes are even much more better to buy at a market. We should do that before buying food. Clothes are very important.”

She shot her look up at him, quickly smiling agreeably, if not nervously. “Yup!” She said, strengthening her grip on his hand, “But please don’t let me go.”

Boris wasn’t entirely stupid. He knew when people were scared, but only really cared about that if he liked them at all. “Of course, Boris won’t leave you, Little Miss Hannah. Boris gets scared sometimes too. Especially when I’m really tired and can’t find a soft bed to sleep in. Sleeping is scary too.” He presented a vaguely disturbed smile. “Sometimes Boris wakes up in strange places.”

Hannah was returning a bemused look of sympathy to Boris when the sound of Guard Mardin’s raising voice was heard, stealing not only her own attention, but that of many townsfolk who stopped what they were doing to goggle at the new disturbance taking place. Boris, more prompted by Hannah’s quick turn of attention than the thing that had actually taken it, looked up at the ensuing event as well. Again, though, it wasn’t the first time he’d seen people argue, so his docile expression didn’t really falter until he saw something that specifically struck a nerve in him.

“I don't have time to deal with an insolent brat like you! You are disgracing yourself in front of everyone, you -”

Mr. Mardin had pulled his sword on a child and in that instant Boris had broken his promise to Hannah - releasing her hand, he started running towards Guard Mardin. His rage was focussed on Mardin so intensely that he didn’t notice the shadow that suddenly blocked the sun, and he didn’t notice - or maybe he just didn’t care - that the little girl Mardin had threatened had already snatched the sword from his hands. He bolted across the marketplace while retrieving Revel Yell from its hold on his back, his reddening face grimacing with fury as several townsfolk dived from his path. He was only a few more pounding steps away from Guard Mardin, Revel Yell raised above his head to strike him down, when the shadow that had blocked the sun quickly darkened. People suddenly started to scream. Then something large and cold seized Boris by his arms.

In an instant Boris had left the ground, carried up swiftly into the air in the clutches of a Dragon as it spiralled towards the sky and roared like thunder to announce the commencing battle. With timing that displayed their tight collaboration, four more dragons appeared from the North, South, East and West, descending upon the town like Kamikaze warplanes.




Within in blurred few seconds, Boris found himself high above Sonarlis, both arms seized separately in the tight clasps of the beast’s talons, but he had fortunately managed to keep hold of Revel Yell in his right hand. He had only just come to grips with his predicament when the Dragon that carried him curled and twisted its neck to glare under its belly at the brute of a man.

“The child is not yours to claim.” The dragon’s deeply trilled voice released with sparks and smoke chuffing from its nostrils. “She is property of the King now. And you will be taken to the royal gallows this day.”

The fleeting moment of confusion hadn’t reduced Boris’s countenance at all, his rage had merely shifted focus from guard Mardin to the dragon. In fact, the words of the dragon, no doubt in reference to Hannah, had actually managed to incense his aggression even further, provoking the power of Revel Yell. He replied to the dragon with a jumble of incoherent words while the weapon fed from his emotions, pulsating with a gleaming cyan aura as Boris yank it and his right arm free of the dragons grip. Then, using the momentum of freeing his arm, combined with the weighty leverage of his legs, he swung himself upward to deliver a swift blow to the beasts’ underbelly. Unprepared and utterly caught off guard by a human with the strength to pull free from its grip, the very surprised dragon had no time to devise a way to protect itself. Revel Yell released a beastly cry that filled the heavens when it slammed painfully hard against the dragons scaly abdomen, the impact causing its body to shudder as it raised its head to bellow at the sky and, as a matter of instinctual response, it let go of Boris’s left arm.




Mardin was having a bad morning. In the span of just a few minutes two strange young girls, one with the power the command the elements, the other dressed like a deranged woman of the night, had managed to get the better of him. As the cold steel of his own sword nipped at his throat, all he could do was express his bewildered antipathy with a twisted expression, and considered that maybe he should have stayed in bed that morning. Then, as if things couldn’t have got any worse, a new stir of commotion broke out behind him. Stepping away from the point of blade, he turned quickly to see Boris charging towards him, face red with rage, weapon raised above his head, a terrifying image only made more ominous by a dark shadow that at that very moment was cast over the marketplace.

Memories of quite a pathetic life flashed before Mardin’s eyes. In an infinitesimal moment he had accepted his grizzly fate, only to feel an odd sense of disappointment when two massive talons dropped down to snatch Boris away in a nick of time.

““DRAGONS!””

The word born of mortal terror came forth from numerous townsfolk simultaneously, as the battle cry of the dragon that had taken Boris roared out across the sky. The marketplace quickly turned mad with frenzied panic as four more dragons were, in the following instant, seen descending upon the town.

Mardin had turned back to the girl with his sword. In a state of paling fear he considered demanding it back, but in the end decided it was probably better to just run away.

“Keep the flaming sword, you stupid child!” He yelled as he turned to flee in direction of the guard’s station, knocking down a passing peasant woman in the process.




It all happened so fast. One second Boris was holding her hand and telling her he wouldn’t leave, and the next thing she knew he was running away before being snatched up by a winged monster. Of course, Hannah had played enough video games, seen enough movies, and read enough books to know that these monsters had to be dragons, said knowledge being enough to only increase her fear. Terror had managed to silence her, a would-be scream lodged in the throat of her gaping mouth as her only other impulse was to run in the same direction Boris had headed before being whisked away, but she had taken no more than a few steps before being stopped in her tracks by a swooping dragon that laid down a wall of fire across the ground of the marketplace in front of her. Screams of people being burnt alive could be heard from within the fire that quickly swallowed several of the market stalls, while other terrified townsfolk became even more frantic, crying for help, scattering in all directions, knocking each other down in their desperate attempts to save themselves.

The infernal heat from the fire caused Hannah to shield her face with the palm of one hand as she staggered several steps back and turned her eyes up to see her friend Boris falling from the sky, while the dragon that had taken him was now twisting and gyrating in what seemed to be a pain induced descent towards the mountainside. It was then, seeing her only security in this frightening world plummeting to his death, that Hannah felt that peculiar inner energy re-exerting itself –

Her bloodcurdling, grated voice expelled with the explosion of her power, sending out a shockwave from her person, knocking down stalls, throwing people to the ground, and extinguishing the flames that the dragon had laid just moments before.

During a very short, eerily silent wake of her exertion, Hannah had crumbled to the ground, face in her hands and bursting into tears, covering her view of Boris’s decent. She wasn’t in any condition to care about one of the five dragons that had landed in a clearing behind her, the heavy thud of its arrival was not enough to turn her attention to it, or to the hooded, black-robed man who immediately dismounted the saddle on the dragon’s neck. He seemed to move at inhuman speed as he darted up behind her and slung a leather-strap noose around her body. With a sharp tightening of the knot her folded arms were pinned to her sides, kicking and screaming as he slung her over his shoulder and rushed back to remount the dragon.

In those same moments proceeding Hannah’s outburst, the dragon Boris had injured crashed into the cliff face of the mountain. The other three dragons, briefly started by Hannah’s display, re-commenced their terror on the town. Chief Mardin, after briefly being knocked down by the explosion, didn’t bother to look back as he moved as fast as he could towards the guard station. The other townsfolk, also paused by the outburst, quickly went about picking themselves off the ground and returning to their desperate scrambling. Then of course there was Boris, finally crashing to the ground just a few meters from Erised's location, the fall of his massive body hardly broken by the last standing market stall.

“OOF!” Was all that he could say, before quickly scrambled to his feet and throwing off the cloth of the tent that had covered him on impact. Looking first to Erised with a face still red with rage and Revel Yell still glowing in his grip, it took all of one more second to shift his attention to the other side of the ruined market, where Hannah was being carried away by the cloaked man towards the dragon.




Jack


Jack, or be him now ‘Dipmeat’, was barely phased by Cheryl’s crass threat. It was the second time since he arrived in this equivocal world that someone had put a blade to his throat, but this time he was already too beaten by all the goings on to feel any more out of sorts. In fact, he had barely even noticed the actions.

The energy within him continued to dwindle like smoke venting from a well-charred room, and by time the final steps to their destination were made, Jack was feeling a little more coherent. That of course didn’t stop the loathing he felt at laying eyes upon that sorry excuse for a horse Cheryl had approached, a feeling that was strangely levelled by the dwindling memory of his daughters recent apparition, not even to mention the sound of the devil screeching in the distance. There was a thought, however brief, that rung through his head like some ill joke as he watched Cheryl and the hell-horse become sweetly reacquainted:

A horse with looks to suit its owner’s personality. Terrific.

He was just starting to believe he was in error for forcing the issue of teaming up with Cheryl, when the now quietened night was yet again abruptly broken by the sound of his ringtone, blaring at full volume from his back pocket.

It was enough to make Jack jump and spin in a circle as if caught in enemy crossfire before he realised what was happening, while the horses in the stable became instantly unsettled. Snatching the phone from his pants he fumbled in his haste. The phone dropping and scuttling across the gritty ground but, unfortunately undamaged, continuing to belt out the song while Jack scampered after it as though he were chasing an escaped chick from the henhouse. Eventually he managed to catch it, yet only to prolong the uncomfortably long and undignified display with several urgent swipes of his finger across the screen to connect the call.

The music had finally died out in echoes of resounding beats and lyrics across the night, while the sound of a crying infant, woken by the noise, could be heard from a nearby residence. But Jack was paused, glaring at the glowing screen of the open call as if trying to see the face of whoever was on the other side.

Unknown number.

“Like that’s a surprise.” Jack said, forgetting for the moment that his voice could likely be heard by the caller. Surprisingly calm now, as though the panicked incident hadn’t even happened, he shifted his eyes towards Cheryl’s horse, took a moment to compose his thoughts, then lowered his look to the ground while lifting the phone to his ear.

“Sonarlis City Morgue. You kill them, we’ll chill them.” His said, with the perfected automated enunciation's of a telemarketer. “My name is Jack, how may I help you today?”

There was initial quiet on the other end, and having been successful in his intent to throw the caller off, Jack felt mildly pleased, if not strangely reassured by the several seconds of silence.

“Jack.” The caller spoke in a low and doomful, yet slightly puzzled intone.

“You got that much right.” Jack maintained his demeanour. “Whom may I ask is calling?”

There was another short delay before the caller spoke again. “Jack of the outworld…. Father of the resilience. You will answer my questions and you will listen to me. Are you with the witch, her, and her pipio?”

“Wait-wait, just a minute!” Jack broke from his pleasant, telemarketing inflections. “Are you the fucker that’s been trying to text me all night?”

“Are you with the witch?”

“I’ll answer your question when you answer mine.” Jack insisted. “Tell me who you are. How about that for a start, Bud?”

“Jack.” The caller seemed slightly annoyed, raising the severity of their grim tone in order to enforce their dominance. “If you desire seeing your daughter again, you will cooperate with me.” The voice paused while all expression ran from Jack’s face. “Is the witch and her pipio with you?”

Jack was silent for a minute. The caller had managed to piss him off with the words about his daughter. But his face remained deadpan, turning his sober start to Cheryl and Piper for a fleeting moment.

“Yes.”

“And can she hear me?”

“No.”

“That is good, Jack. Now you will listen carefully to what I have to say.” The caller paused. “You will kill the witch and her pipio. You will not be seen. Then you will go to the Royal City. You will travel there alone. You will do this. You will succeed. Or you will never again lay eyes upon your daughter.”

It was then that Jack had a thought. He pulled the phone from his ear and held it out in front of him, a small sliver of his anger now expressed with the narrowing of one eye as he tapped at the screen to activate the speaker for Cheryl to hear.

“I’m sorry.” Jack spoke a little louder, a subtle inflection of his anger heard in his tone. “I didn’t quite hear what you said. Bad connection or something. Could you repeat the message?”

There was quiet on the other end for a moment, as Jack raised his finger to his lips at Cheryl. Hopefully fingers to the lips was intended to hush someone in this world like it was back on Earth, but Jack wouldn’t have been surprised had Cheryl suddenly started dancing the jig in that moment.

“Jack…” The caller spoke again, only this time their low grim tone clearly loud enough for Cheryl to hear. “You will kill the witch and her pipio, then you will travel alone to the Royal City. You will do this, or never lay eyes upon your daughter again.”

Jack was taking no chances on Cheryl’s reaction, quickly replying with a, “Yep, heard ya loud and clear that time, bud. How about I give it some thought and get back to ya?” and then ending the call he turned off the phone and tucked it back in his pocket, casually as having just finished a call with someone who had the wrong number.

“Alright. How about we get the fuck out of here?” He said, clapping his hands together and glancing up the road in direction of the Blacksmiths house. “I’m suddenly feel’n like I might need a weapon before we go. You can wait for me here or I can catch up to ya.”
In Ex Nihilo 5 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
𝕭𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖘 & 𝕳𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖆𝖍



Hannah sure did have a tiny hand. This made Boris smile, in a goofy kind of way, repeatedly glancing down at her walking by his side as they crossed the bridge into Sonarlis.

To Boris’ dismay, though, his sweet admiration of the little girl soon turned to concern when they approached the end of the bridge. She had seen something. Her pace slowed. The secure look on her face from being under Boris’ care was suddenly gone, replaced by a paling of her skin and a scary widening of her eyes in direction of the nearby stables.

Boris couldn’t blame her at all for being frightened. Gosh, those horses in the stable looked like something to be scared of for sure.

“You don’t have to worry at all, Miss Hannah.” Boris assured with a gentle shake of her hand gloved in his. “Boris won’t let those horses hurt you - Nah-ah. No way in the world!”

His words didn’t help. Hannah’s face scrunched, shaking her head as though she were approaching an ominous fate. Her feet came to a stop on the cobblestone road just off the bridge, and keeping her hand in his, Boris stopped alongside her. He was about to reassure her of her safety when –

“Dad!” Her voice exited like a whispered scream. Her hand gripped in suspense to one of Boris’ fingers. Her other hand raised to point towards the stables, but then dropped listlessly to her side before fully extending. At the same time, Boris felt a curious sensation move through him. The sensation seemed to be entering him from the grip Hannah had on his finger. It was some sort of tingly energy that made Boris shiver, and for a moment, just for a moment, he could feel her tense anxieties.

Boris was very confused. He looked to where Hannah had wanted to point, but there was no man at the stables. Nobody at all, actually. Just really scary looking horses. Surely none of those animals were her daddy, that couldn’t be right. He did his best to comfort her, providing a wide smile as he stroked the back of her hand with his thumb.

“Gosh, Miss Hannah, you need to relax.” He took a second glance at the stables just to make sure he hadn’t missed anything. “I don’t see any dads there, nah-ah. I don’t see anyone except scary horses.” He poked his tongue through his lips a little for some extra careful thought, and asked; “Do you ride horses with your daddy? Heh. Maybe if you aren’t too scared, Miss Hannah and Boris can go on a horse ride together.”

“No!” Hannah tugged hard on his finger as if trying to rope some intelligence out of him. “I saw him. He was with a lady and a cat.” Her narrowing stare became intense as she peered up at the muscular tower of a man. “…But now he’s not there.” Her voice faded to a ghostly whisper while the energy Boris felt from her dissipated. Her grip on his finger loosened. The blood appeared to drain from her face. She wanted to say more, but her jaw just jutted in silence. She was clearly too distraught to properly explain what had happened. Still, the tear that now welled in her eye provided the shimmering hope that maybe this giant man beside her would be smart enough to understand.

He didn’t. He just stared dumbly at her. Vacant. Several quiet moments passed.

“I sure am hungry.” He finally spoke. Smiled in his usual childlike manner. “You and me, Miss Hannah, we should go eat some delicious food. After that we can find your daddy. Don’t you worry at all. Not even a bit.”

Engulfing her hand in his once more, he gave her a firm yet gentle tug to get her walking again. She went along without resisting, forsaken and lost in the quiet turbulence of her thoughts.




As the two of them walked farther into town, they were stopped by a guard that had just stepped out of Blackgale Inn. The guard was dressed in red armour and in the company of no other guards. He had halted Boris and Hannah with a swift raise of one hand. He gave a curios look to the girl, the man’s shirt she was wearing, then turned a suspicious eye to Boris while his other hand fastened to the hilt of the sword sheathed at his side.

“I am Mardin, Chief Guard of Sonarlis!” He said, glancing back at the door of the Inn, then eyeballing the tip of Revel Yell protruding out from behind Boris’ back. “There is a very frightened man inside who claims to have been robbed of his shirt. We have no tolerance for thieves in Sonarlis. What business do you two have here?” Awaiting a response, he curling up one large nostril, gave a sharp sniff, and then flicked his thick fall of well-groomed snow white hair with a cavalier toss of his head.

Boris didn’t give an immediate response to Mardin, instead looking down at Hannah with a cockeyed expression. It may have been the guards’ confrontational presence that caused a change in the girl, although Boris didn’t really know how or why this was the case, all he knew is that he was feeling that strange energy seeping into his body from Hannah’s hand again. Her previously haunted countenance was quickly becoming one of intense rigor as colour returned to her face. He could sense her emotions. Volatile frustration and rage towards the guard. So raw, basic… and scary. Boris didn’t really know what to do about this. He’d never really shared a little girls feelings before, and so he decided that maybe just replying to the guard was the best thing he could do in that moment.

“My name is Boris,” He replied with a mischievous smirk. “And this is Miss. Hannah. She needed new clothes so Boris took them. I sure do hope that man is okay.” Boris paused, sucking in one corner of his mouth to remember the other question Mardin had asked.

Mardin pompously scowled, though lightly, a tad perplexed by Boris’ simpleton admittance. He strengthened the grip on the hilt of his sword.

Recalling the other question, Boris forced an expression of seriousness, saying; “We have important business here, Mr. Mardin, we are looking for Miss. Hannah’s da –“

“Boris is my uncle!” Hannah interrupted in a sharp, rasped voice, her grated tempo rising with each word. A short gust of wind swept by, leaving in its wake the forming of a whirlwind picking up the dust from the cobblestone road nearby. The column of spiralling dust intensified in stages, growing with the elevating strength of each ensuing word – “I needed clothes! The man would not give me his shirt!!”

Mardin took a step back as now the girls intensifying voice was becoming bitter. His white hair flopped down over his forehead. His scowling perplexity changed to that of wide-eyed fear at the phenomenon taking place.

Though the whirlwind wasn’t seen from Boris’ line of sight, he was no less stunned at Hannah’s outburst. This wasn’t the girl he had met a little while ago. His eyes bulged like a mullet, mouth tight shut. Her hand started to heat in his grip, but he didn’t let her go.

“We want to eat!” She continued. Her eyes flashed a glow of neon green. “We are hungry!!”

Mardin’s mouth dropped open. He took another step back, too scared to draw his sword while the coiling whirlwind expanded to several meters in height. A crack popped open in the cobblestone in front of him. Boris remained confounded, overwhelmed by the turmoil of emotions and increasing hunger that he seemed to be sharing with the girl. Revel Yell, the Dragonbone on Boris’ back, began to shine with a turquoise aura.

“I do not want to hurt you!” Her near screaming, gravelled voice now sounded like grating metal as the crack in front of Mardin extended several centimetres and the whirling mass of dust behind her began to howl. “Move out of our way, NOW!”

The earth jumped at Hannah’s last word, causing Mardin and Boris to bounce slightly from the ground, but as their feet touched down the whirlwind collapsed. The airborne dust swept away in another fleeting gust of wind, and the vibrant, turquoise aura of Revel Yell vanished like someone had flipped the off switch. In an instant all was calm as the severity of Hannah’s glare subsided to a sinister, brooding heaviness that shaded her complexion and sinking eyes with tones of ashen grey.

Mardin looked sick. The grip on the hilt of his sword became flaccid. His eyes were turned and watching down the road to where the dust had faded in the distance. Boris was a little light headed, swaying slightly as the emotions from Hannah fled his system and the heated touch of her hand faded. Like Mardin, he still couldn’t find words to express. He just stared bug-eyed at the guard while Hannah parted her lips to release a final statement in a forlorn and rasped, whispered tone.

“Please go away…”

His hand finally falling away from the hilt of his sword, Mardin turned his disparaged mien to Boris in an attempt at respite to re-establish a posture of authority. With a deep breath, he inflated his chest with a roll-back of his shoulders, eyes almost bleeding with concentration in his effort not to look at the girl.

“We have no problem here.” Mardin’s voice was compromised by subtle trembling, lips shivering like he’d developed a chill. “You can purchase clothing at the general store…. Enjoy your stay.” He poised in a suspended moment of deep contemplation, maybe considering more to say, but in the end he just turned and walked away.

“Well okay then, Mr. Mardin.” Was all Boris finally had to say. He waited till the guard was a small distance down the road before looking with peculiar, childlike fascination down at Hannah. She raised her eyes to meet his.

“I don’t feel good.” She told him softly. Having now completely reverted to her former, vulnerable self, she gripped the front of her shirt and pressing her small fist against her belly.

In Ex Nihilo 6 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
𝕵𝖆𝖈𝖐


“She’s just a little kid….”

Jack grumbled under his breath at Cheryl’s comment about his daughter. He was feeling a little deflated by Cheryl’s lack of enthusiasm. Maybe she was a heartless bitch, but judging by her present overall demeanour, she was tired, and she wasn’t up for small-talk. Who is when they are tired, right? In the end, she had agreed to help him, so that certainly was a step in the right direction. He would just have to wait and see how things turned out when she’d gotten herself some rest. Not to say that Jack wasn’t identifying with her own losses at present, he was, being another reason why he held back on getting snarky with her.

There was no objection when Piper took to roosting on the shoulder of Cheryl. No comment was made. Yet in his departure, Jack felt a lingering sense of loss. He’d been enjoying the sensations that came with Piper perched on his own shoulder. It was nice, comforting somehow, reminded him of a rat he once had as a pet when he was just a kid. Unfortunately, Roger the Rat had been killed when Jack accidentally stepping on him one morning while clambering out of bed. His fault for not caging roger at night. Freedom had its fatal price.

Jack simply followed on as Cheryl made her way to the stables. Though he had no clue the stables were actually their most immediate destination - only an assumptions at this point - he flipped through a few different thoughts on how to actually acquire a horse for transport. None of those possibilities seemed feasible at this time of night.

“Jack….”

He was following outside of arms reach of Cheryl as he answered her question. His flat pronunciation of his name, however, dropped off at the end as though he were distracted by a curious thought. But it wasn’t a thought that had distracted him. It was in that moment he felt that energy inside him again. That same, strange energizing sensation surging through his flesh as it had done back in the tavern earlier. It caused his steps to falter slightly, just for a second, like a man who had had a little too much to drink. He quickly regained his footing as a cold sensation rushed through his head and his eyes caught sight of two people walking into town over the bridge. Some bald, muscular giant of a man, hand in hand with a little girl dressed in a yellow, man-size shirt –

Hannah!!

His daughters name screamed out in his brain, his mouth gaped open but his voice got lodged in his throat, and an eerie shiver caused him to shutter when he realised that Hannah and the man she was with were not as they had first appeared to be. They were both transparent. Ghostly. Moving in slow motion like a stalling replay of some old haunting film.

The apparition lasted for less than a couple of seconds before fading into the night. They were gone. The sensation of powerful energy surging through Jack’s body quickly left him as though his flesh had sprung a large leak somewhere. He gasped a deep breath. Mouth slapped shut. Feet now shuffling in Cheryl’s footsteps like a dazed automaton following its master.

What the fuck just happened….

It wasn’t long before they arrived at the stables by the bridge. The stables themselves were much like any other stable one might expect, each open stall division of the stables housing a different animal. The horses – if that’s what you want to call them – were not exactly what a man from Earth might anticipate. They were like mutants; horses subjected to all sorts of radiation exposure alterations. Each one was slightly different. A few had managed to grow a set of bull-like horns. All of them though, despite their slight differences, looked as though they’d been injected with steroids form the time they were born.

Jack drew to a stop, face still pale and mind still distraught from the vision he had seen, and therefore couldn’t have really cared less about the freak-like horses he was looking at. He just stood there for a moment, swaying like a man recently risen from his own grave. Eventually he found some words to speak in a low, mortified tone, but wasn’t even aware he was talking:

“I just saw my tootsie pants….”

Then, just as his somewhat peculiar choice of words dwindled out, he couldn’t help but hear a horrifying sound far off in the distance to the South, clearly loud enough for Cheryl to have heard as well. It pierced the night like that of grating metal, reminiscent of some enraged metallic beast rising from the depths of hell.

The foreboding shriek sent yet another shiver through Jack, just like the one he had felt when viewing the apparition of his daughter moments beforehand. His morbid, pale expression only deepened with trepidation as he looked to Cheryl for answers. Any answer, any words, anything at all to explain just what the hell was going on around here.





𝕺𝖓 𝕽𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕽𝖔𝖞𝖆𝖑 𝕮𝖎𝖙𝖞


Bringing to a stop the thunder of hasty hooves, three horsemen were blocked by an old woman in a dark robe as she appeared on the road before them.

The three men remained mounted on their muscular steeds, briefing each other with looks of caution before the foremost horseman spoke up.

“Step aside, old hag!” He gloved the hilt of the sword at his belt. “We are royal couriers with message for the Queen. Interfering with our service is punishable by death! You know that.”

“Don’t make me laugh….” The old woman smirked, brushing a fall of grey straggled hair from her face as she lifted her blue eyes to the man. “You have no power over me.”

As she finished speaking, other faint words could be heard. The voices of many conspiring voices, like a cantor of whispered incantations filling the subtle breeze throughout the area.

At that, the horsemen became agitated, uneasy. Even their horses became unsettled. The head horseman drew his sword, pointing it at the old woman with a look of intense fear stretching his face. He in that moment realised who she was.

‘Stand down, Woman of the Mark! We have no quarrel with you! Allow us to perform out business, please. This does not concern you!”

Meanwhile, the other two horseman were growing with concern, one of them suggesting that they turn back in order to preserve their own lives.

“That is where you are wrong.” The woman replied, lifting her arms in a cross-like fashion as if to embrace the world. “Today your business is mine. You have tread upon my ground. You will not interfere with my own. Your Queen cannot not be aware of the messages you send. The fate of Cheryl Lusby is contained beneath my hand.”

“Wait! Please, no!” The head horseman pleaded, but it was all too late for bargaining. His voice choked, words deadened as the three horses froze, transfixed in a moment of time. All three couriers were dumbstruck. Their faces paled with fear. Helplessness. The old woman stretched open her mouth, arms remaining outstretched as the sound like that of grating metal emanated from her mouth to pierce the solemn night.

All stricken by her power, the ground began to convulse. The trees began to quiver. The air itself became like an ocean of invisible shards of glass that caused the three men’s’ skin to bleed while their bodies inflated like balloons. Expanding, flesh stretching, eyeballs popping until in one final moment - as the grating voice of the woman reached its pivotal moment - all three men exploded, their existence reduced to a bloody mist, carried away in the gentle séance of the now fading whispers.

The horses remained, them and a hard leather casing containing the parchment sent by Sancho to the Queen concerning the crimes of Cheryl Lusby. The casing hit the ground and rolled to a stop before the old woman approached. She stood before it, grimacing upon it, and with a blink of her eyes it burst into flames.

“Ut nihil uri.”



Boris


Boris was happy the little miss’s family reunited but, just like normal, he was also very confused. Her parents had been dead, that was for sure and no doubt about that, but now they were alive again. That just didn’t seem right at all. And even more than that, Mr. Dog, little miss, and her now very alive parents seemed to think it was his fault they were alive. That, well, seemed even less right.

Sure, Boris had done some things in his life that had surprised him a lot, like making himself appear in a comfortable bed when he was tired, or making a cookie to appear when he was really, really hungry. Sometimes, and only sometimes, his wishes just came true like that. But gosh, wishing someone wasn’t dead anymore wasn’t like finding a comfortable bed or making cookies, was it? When people died, that is where they stayed… in dead land.

After the happy reunion, Boris and the family spent the night by the fire of the bandits’ camp. But Boris couldn’t sleep well at all, this whole not-dead-anymore thing kept his eyes wide open for hours, just staring up at the drifting three moons in the sky, thinking about the times he’d done amazing things, and wondering if it was even possible that another one of his wishes had made those people live again.

Gosh, that’s such a silly thought.

Eventually though, Boris did fall asleep without coming up with a really, really, really sure answer.

In the morning, bright and early, Boris helped the family get their horse and carriage back on the road and the little miss’s daddy gave Boris three gold coins for his help. Boris didn’t ask for it, but he sure was grateful. After that they parted ways, the family went one way and Boris, for reasons he didn’t understand, departed in the opposite direction.

He must have been walking an hour or two when a pretty stone bridge to a town came into view. Still a ways down the road from that bridge, he stopped to try and read the word chiselled out on a wooden sign at the side of the road. Probably the name of the town, but Boris couldn’t read it. That didn’t stop him trying though, he tried to read a lot of things and usually failed. This was not exception. Following several attempts he finally gave up, fetched his note book and pencil from his pack, and then concentrated really hard to copy every stroke of the words to his notebook as best he could. It was then, just as he finished drawing the word in his book that he heard the sound of whimpering coming from not too far away.

Flipping his book closed and tucking it under his left arm, he turned towards the bushes where the whimpering seemed to be coming from. If Boris wasn’t mistaken, it sounded a lot like another little person was in trouble and feeling sad. But what he really hoped is that maybe it was another Mr. Dog. He liked Doggies very much.

As he drew closer, the whimpering grew quiet, but he continued nonetheless, stepping over shrubs until another little girl came into view. It wasn’t another Mr. Dog at all, but Boris felt no sense of disappointment for what he had actually discovered.

The girl, no older than ten or twelve, was huddled in a ball, arms wrapped about her tucked legs. She was dressed in a very strange and skimpy green outfit. It was possibly underwear, and it fit rather tightly about her body with straps over the shoulders. It had no leggings. The girl had brown, shoulder-length hair and bulging blue eyes of terror, mouth agape when she laid eyes upon the massive man.

Despite her obvious fear, Boris moved closer and squatted down in front of her, a broad smile expanding his infant-like demeanour in an attempt to comfort the child, yet it only served to make her more frightened.

Her face went white with trepidation.

“Boris won’t hurt you at all.” He told her, bringing his goofy smile right up close to her terror. “My name is Boris. B. O. R. I. S. That spells Boris!” His smile became broader as he looked over her person and shook his head in wonder. “Gosh, little miss, a little miss like you should have more clothing than what you are wearing, that’s for sure.”

He reached out slowly, and the girl was too scared to even flinch as he used his finger and thumb to pluck at the stretchy fabric of the strap on her shoulder.

“I sure haven’t seen clothing like this before. But gosh, I sure do wish I had clothing like that. It sure is puuuuulley.” He chuckled in a silly manner. “Boris is a very big man. Clothing like yours would fit no matter what!”

He released the strap, and it gently slapped against her skin, but still she didn’t move, just eyeballing Boris with petrified eyes.

“Don’t you worry at all, little miss,” He assured her with a heavy nod. “Boris understands. I’m going away now. Boris is going to find you something more ladylike to wear. Just you stay right here! I’ll be back very soon.”

Boris strode away with a bounce in his step and came to the road again, where it just so happened that a male traveller, much smaller than Boris and perhaps in his mid-twenties, was passing by on his way out of the town. The man had the usual apprehensive response people had to Boris when the giant man stood out in front him –

“Excuse me, Mr. Man, but Boris wants your clothes.”

The man eyeballed Boris as if he were confronted by an escaped lunatic. “I- I I’m sorry, I need my clothes. They are my – “

Boris grabbed him by neck, face red with sudden rage as he lifted the man from the ground like a feather with his right hand. The man’s legs flailed and his fists beat at Boris’ massive arms in a futile attempt to escape.

“Boris want’s your top garment, OR ELSE!”

The man’s body became limp, dangling by the neck in Boris’ hand, his face turning a shade of blue from oxygen deprivation as he wheezed the words;

“Take my clothes… Take whatever you want, just please… please… just don’t kill me.”

“That sure is kind of you.” Boris smiled, and released the man who crumbled to the road and instantly started removing his shirt. He also offered Boris money, but Boris refused. “Nah-ah!” He gave the man a reassuring nod as he took his yellow shirt. “Boris only wants your shirt. You can keep your money, that’s for sure!”

In a state of dismay, the man didn’t dare test fate. He ran back to town, the direction from which he had come.

Shortly after, Boris returned to the little miss still hiding in the brush and placed the yellow shirt on the ground in front of her.

“You just put that on right now, little miss!” He insisted in his Boris-knows-best kind of tone. His mind slightly distracted, he then opened his notebook to the appropriate page and showed the girl the drawing he had made of the sign out on the road. “And if you don’t mind at all, little miss,” He added with a sanguine grin; “Could you please tell Boris what these letters say?”

Though still in fear, the girl managed to reach out and snatch the shirt from the ground and quickly put it on. It was a large enough fit to serve as a dress that covered her figure to the knees. As she buttoned up, her still wide eyes turned to carefully analyse the image. As the last of the Buttons were fastened, she lifted her eyes to meet Boris’ hopeful stare and spoke in a barely audible tone;

“Welcome to Sonarlis.”

Boris was chuffed, smiling from ear to ear like a child that just received his favourite treat as he returned the book to his backpack. “You sure are a smart little miss!” He told her. “And don’t you worry at all! Boris is going to help you find your parents!” He leaned in close again with a childish, conspiring side-eyed look; “Boris will stay with you until you find your parents. No doubt about that at all. Even if I have to bring them back from the dead.”

It was then that the girl’s expression changed to that of a curious revelation. She had realised that Boris was of a simple mind. In that instant her posture slumped as if a weight had been lifted, and she regarded the giant man with childlike empathy.

Boris felt good. His smile became slightly warped with that of estranged satisfaction. He then then turned away and headed back to the road expecting the little miss to follow. She did.

On the road to the bridge, as they made their way towards town, the girl slipped her tiny hand into his giant grasp. Boris was thrilled, beaming down at the child with his simple request;

“Boris sure would like to know your name, little miss.”

Expressing her timid yet optimistic trust in this hulk of a man, she smiled up at him and replied with the sweetest name Boris had ever heard….

“Hannah.”
I could say I'm bumping this due to making an edit.... But that would be a lie.


BRAIN SURGERY!

AKA

Hokum's Interest Check




Hey there, and welcome to my interest check!


Normally I lurk about like a creep looking for 1X1 interest checks from others I might find interest in, though for one reason or another not at all because I haven’t found anything of interest lately I’m feeling the urge to post my own!

To begin, I’d like to point out a few things, 1. There are cookies in the corner of the room if you want to feed your face while reading, 2. Mind goes blank hating on the number two. And of course, 3. The following is a list of objective, or possibly subjective… objectively subjective… subjectively objective… points that may help you make a decision on whether you want to RP with me. Most of them feel very a little redundant to mention, but I figure I better keep the trend.

By the way, if you don’t laugh at all while reading this, you’re not alone and it’s not your fault.





Anyway


Genres and Time Period pains: Most I enjoy, but just to say I have no interest in Anime related RP’s, or existing content such as movies, series, games and other fandom. Feels like I’ve committed a sin by saying that. Please put away your pitchforks.



Writing style: Casual to lower Advanced, but of course there are times when writing more than a couple of paragraphs isn’t needed for a response (that old sense of redundancy). I also try to make the effort of being as legible as possible - and for the love of Cheesecake, please return the courtesy!

Characters: I always create my own OC’s, I mean, that’s a lot of the fun for me right there. I feel the same about world building, and I like to delude myself into thinking my partner shares that mindset as well.

One, but up to three main characters can be good, with no real limit on npc’s.

In cases of romantic development, I prefer heterosexual inclinations. Please don’t stone me, there are never enough rocks. That said, my leading main character is normally male.

No sneaky, indirect requests being made here, no ma’am.

Smut – oof, the word itself sounds distasteful. Let’s just call it Erotica: Either way it isn’t needed unless you’re writing a porno. I mean, my motto is: Don't run into an RP naked! Oh… wait, never mind, I’ve actually done that. Twice. But I swear on both occasions there was a good reason for it! eyeballs pitchforks. Seriously though, most things can have its place as long as it’s done well and done tastefully, and not just there for the sake of it being there. I know that ‘tasteful’ means something different to each person, and this is why PM’s are good for discussing matters that people tend to place an unhealthy amount of attention on.

A sense of self-disappointment

Slash and Gore. Again, it isn’t needed unless the RP is based around these themes, like duh. Really, I sometimes enjoy delving into the darker side of storytelling. But even then, projectile bloodletting shouldn’t be there just for the sake of being there.

A good plot and story is first and foremost.

Ah, and yes, almost forgot the almighty posting speed scenario. Ahem. I don’t care much for speed posting. Rush jobs just aren’t my thing. Why you so urgent, key-masher? I know some people like it, but for me, there is enough pressure in RL without having to feel it in an RP where casual fun is meant to be had. Not to mention that RL doesn’t always allow a person to post every hour or even every day at times. So a casual pace is good. Just take your time and enjoy the ride. I insist. The character building, world building, using your imagination to create. Good stuff. Anyway, I usually post within a few day, but could be delayed for up to a week if RL commitments poke at my ribs. I don’t expect anything faster from my partner either - BUT PLEASE HURRY UP! Oh yeah, I also like to keep my partner informed of any major changes that dramatically effect or delay the RP for lengthy periods. …Not to say I haven’t been guilty of doing otherwise once or twice. Oof.

...Feels the need to point out at this time that I can actually be serious when I write, so if you're sneering at my lack of serious tone right now, then get a hold of yourself!

Crap, I just remembered something important to mention: Plausibility! Or believability, however you want to tag it. When in RP’s that are fantasy or Sci-Fi etc. Actually, any genre for that matter. I do like things to remain at a plausible level. Like, having a super hot paper cut-out flying about will-nilly and throwing planets around is just kinda, uh, well, “See ya!”





Okay, I think I’ve covered everything that I still feel didn’t need to be mentioned. So here are a few unfathomably loose plot ideas I’ve slapped together. Maybe they are of interest to someone else as well. Everything is open to discussion.


Unfathomably loose and ill-written plot ideas


Unnamed. Slice of Life/horror: Grumpy, cynical man (MC) buys a rundown old house without doing his research on the joint. He soon finds out that the house might just have a mind of its own, and that the lady living next door (YC) isn’t exactly normal either. A strange and possibly terrifying relationship ensues between the three of them.

Unnamed. Slice of life: An escaped criminal on the run (MC) in the 90’s, manages to elude recapture and hunkers down in what he thinks is a nice little hidey place until things cool down. Little does he realise that he has been followed, not by the law, rather by your own character. Reasoning for being after my character is open to discussion. Heck, I don’t even mind if you keep the reasoning a secret to be revealed as the RP unravels. That’s fine too.

The Hard Way. Fantasy: Medieval. A thief (MC) is sentenced to death by hanging, only to be saved by YC in the nick of time. Cliché. Why your character wanted to save mine is also open. In any case, they escape together. Their efforts to stay one step ahead of those in pursuit, leads them down a crazy path of adventure as an unlikely relationship develops. I agree, that last part sounded cumbersome and corny. My bad.

Launch. Sci-Fi/Fantasy: A character (mine or yours) in the communication/computer age, discovers a way to travel faster than light. Being a hermit type, they don’t tell anyone about their discovery, but instead build a craft to launch them self into space. Gallivanting across the universe, they soon encounter other life form/s, inhabited worlds, and an adventure like no other. Gosh dammit, I did it again!

Poisoned Hope. Post-apocalyptic: At a time when disorder and famine oppress those that linger on, at a time when even so much as a drop of clean water is hard to find, word of a great city reaches the ears of the desperate throughout the ashen land. The rumours of this city lure the hopes of many with stories of clean water, food aplenty, even glory and wealth. But what is the true fate of those that succumb to such tantalising promises in this God forsaken land? (Honestly I’m also considering creating a group RP with something like this in mind)

That’s all I’ll put here for now. Probably add more later. Hope you enjoyed the read!





If you don’t like any of the above very loose ideas, then bite me. Nah, really, if none of those are your cup of tea but you’re still interested in RPing with me, then please feel free to PM me with some ideas of your own… that is, if you still feel comfortable doing so. I’ll be look’n forward to hearing about them!


Leave any uneaten cookies at the door on your way out.

See ya!


In Ex Nihilo 6 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
𝕵𝖆𝖈𝖐


Earth. April 22, 2018
Darling Point. Sydney, Australia.


His blood appeared roasted in the dim orange light of the hallway, almost thoughtful in the way it conformed to the contours of his face as not to obstruct his vision. He huddled constricted and naked on the carpeted floor, arms wrapped about his knees, forlorn eyes rolled up at Jack.

Mercy was for the good at heart, not for this filth. As the female whimpering of the man’s latest victim filled the house form a nearby bedroom, Jack kept the cold steel of his gun pressed firmly to the blood-soaked temple of the man’s head. Jack was dressed in his black leather overcoat, boots avoiding the puddles of blood on the carpet, his gloved finger securely covering the trigger.

“You’re running out of chances, Bob.” Jack’s voice was a rasped whisper, increasing the press of the barrel against Bob’s Temple. “You can tell me where it is, save me some time, and I’ll leave you here alive. Or you can keep holding out on me and I’ll turn this place upside down finding it… then leave you here with your ugly, dead balls exposed for whoever turns up to find your corpse. Either way it turns out well for me, don’t you think?”

“I’m not stupid…” Bob wheezed, a gurgling sound heard as blood filled his lungs from a prior blow to the chest. “You’ll kill me anyway.”

Jack narrowed one eye auspiciously. “Are you certain you wanna take that chance? Currently you’re not in any condition a hasty trip to the hospital can’t fix, well… maybe. But every moment you delay diminishes that chance of survival. Fact is, every word I’m currently talking brings you just that much closer to dea-“

“Shut the fuck up!” Bob coughed as he spat the words, sending a spray of blood over the hem of Jack’s coat and well-polished boots. Bob’s diminishing strength then loosened, the grip his arms on his tucked knees was released; one foot sliding forward as his hands dropped haplessly to the floor. “It’s behind the fuck’n...” His voice choked on more blood as his eyes diverted down the hallway. With a little wet coughing he cleared his throat enough to finish his sentence; “…painting in the lounge.” His eyes turned back up at Jack with shy hope of salvation.

'You really are stupid' Jack thought to himself, grimacing at the spray of blood on his clothes. His face lost all expression, raising his view to meet Bob’s uninspiring look of hope, and then spoke in a flat tone:

“Thanks for the information, you really saved me some time. Maybe you can take the peace of the only good deed you’ve done to your grave.”

Bob’s face fluctuated through a variety of questionable expressions before settling on one of grim acceptance. Jack had lied to him.

With the loud crack, muffled only slightly by the silencer that was Bob’s head, the brains of Bob coloured the wall in yet more bloody chunks. His body slumped to the side as his legs fell open to expose his nakedness.

“You really do have ugly balls.” Jack murmured, tucked his gun into the holster within the fall of his coat.





As Bob had specified with his final words, the item was found strapped to the back of a painting in the lounge room. He placed the paper bag and its content in his coat pocket then walked to the bedroom where the sound of the girls whimpering continues to hail from.

There she was, a teenage girl, disrobed, clothes strewn in the shadows of the dingy room. She was belly up, arms and legs bound to the four bedposts. Jack felt instantly sick, his teeth grinding at the sight of the distribution of blood that dictated the inhumane type of sexual abuse she had suffered at the hands of Bob.

“Fucking animal….” He shuttered, withholding tears of compassion.

He stepped up slowly, looking down at the girl; her eyes wide with terror, lips fluttering, her whimpers becoming louder with escalating fear.

“P-p-plea… don’t…” Her words were barely audible. Her body writhed in a vain strain to free herself.

“I won’t hurt you.” Jack assured her in his most soothing baritone voice as he produced a Bowie knife. “He’s dead. He won’t hurt you anymore, sweetheart.” He smiled, though mildly, assisting his words in an effort to set her at ease. Still, she remained understandably unsettled, even shuttering with further emotional agony as he drew the blade close to the rope that restrained her arm.

“I’m gonna set you free. When I do, put your clothes on and run from here. Don’t look back. Go home to your family. It’s all over now.”

The girl froze, only relaxing enough to scamper from the bed and gather her clothing once all four ropes had been cut. Jack turned away out of respect as the girl fumbled to dress herself. As she was about to exit the room, she paused to thank him in a timid, broken voice. Jack turned to her, deadpan, gave her a confirming nod to leave.

She followed his instructions and ran. The front door could be heard slamming on her departure.

Jack sighed, a small sense of satisfaction for his deed, then returning the knife to its sheath before casually making his way through the house in search of any other valuables he could lift. Several minutes later he was done and gone, the rumble of his Mustang’s V-8 engine fading into the distance….


𝕹𝖎𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖔


𝕹𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝕭𝖊𝖈𝖐𝖔𝖓 𝕾𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖔𝖓


Affection for Piper was being nurtured by the creatures expanding personality. He really was a cutie pie. But Jack sensed there was more to Piper than met the eye. Telepathic abilities were one thing – at the same time and despite Pipers size and feathery appeal – there was an underlying ominous stigma. At any moment he could imagine this critter suddenly transforming into a ferocious, wicked beast. Or, well, maybe it was just Jack’s paranoia of being in this strange world playing on his mind. Either way, it was more or less Jack’s lack of knowledge about Piper that had him hold his tongue about the messages on his phone, messages that, somehow indirectly, related to what Piper was telling him.

“You don’t say….” Jack spoke with listless sarcasm at Piper's first remark. Things were becoming very clear; meeting Piper and Cheryl was not a chance encounter. As the colour returned to Jack’s face, as he regained his composure and listened to the remainder of Pipers telepathic concerns, his mind flashed back to the incident not that long ago, when he’d acquired the special item for his employer and freed that teenage girl from the torture she had suffered.

“But why that specific memory….?” He uttered rhetorically as Pipers words came to a close. Jack had seen a lot in life, and a lot of death. He’d witnessed more than his fair share of the extremes that existed, allowing him to understand there was no coincidence in life, not random chance. Even seemingly random memories such as these provided their evanescent purpose. The only question was; what in all of God’s lost creation did that night have in common with what was taking place right now? The abducted teen? The item he had gone to that house to obtain? The dead villain, Bob? His ugly balls? Or maybe it was something more subtle, something he’d overlooked…. He searched the flashback before replying to Piper with yet another forced but substantially convincing smile:

“Alright. I’ll do what I can to convince her – and don’t worry, my little friend, I don’t know exactly what’s spooked you, but stick with me and I won’t let you get hurt. We good?”

After Pipers possible response to this, Jack stood, the seat sliding back across the floor by his sudden exertion. He gave a quick motion of his head, inviting Piper to his shoulder. “Take a ride or fly. Either way, let’s go.”

Jack slid his phone in his pocket, and whether Piper took to his shoulder or not, he headed out. Stepping into the night, he added flatly; “I’ve gotta do some thinking, but whatever happens, follow my lead and just play along, understood little buddy?” He lifted one finger to his lips, suggesting not to alert Cheryl of their approach.

Jack strode faster than his usual pace, a profound and never-before sense of instinct guiding his direction. Sheryl soon came into sight shortly past the nightly-abandoned market stalls of town. Jack was good at what he did, and one thing he did extremely well was sneak, a necessity in his line of work. Despite his hastened pace, he would manage to approach to within a few arm’s length of Cheryl before revealing his and Piper's presence with a sharp, deliberate scuff of his boot against the ground.

“I don’t want your help taming my magic.” He lifted his voice in a stern manner upon snatching Cheryl’s attention, “All I want is some damn courtesy, just like I’ve shown you. I know you didn’t need my help back there, that’s obvious now, but what, I don’t get any points for at least trying to save your life? What sort of bitch are you, anyway?”

Assuming Cheryl had stopped and turned to meet them, Jack would step up a little closer, a look of severe sincerity riding his face, and continued quickly before Cheryl had a chance to respond:

“I know you might not give two shits about anything else but your own damn problems, but I do. This isn’t my world – but a year ago I lost my daughter to this place, and now I’m here to find her. She’s lost. Alone. Scared as shit in this unknown land, and all I’m asking for is a little help finding her. I don’t know if you have any family left you actually care about, but maybe stop and think for a moment about what I’m going through. Yes?”

He paused to steady his breath.

“You heard Piper, all I want is to be guided to these so called mages. Is that what you call them? Now I don’t know if that will help in finding Hannah, but it’s a start. Anywhere is a start right now. God knows your help has gotta be better than the rest of the bigoted fuck's I’ve seen around this shithole. And if you can possibly find it in your stone-cold heart to help me fulfil this task, I will devote everything I have to helping you in turn. You might think I’m a crazy fuck that you’re better off not dealing with, but I can tell you right now, you could do a lot worse than having me on your team. And just for the record….”

Jack glanced at Piper.

“...In case it wasn’t already obvious by what happened back at the bar, your little friend here is in danger too. Didn’t mean to put anyone in danger, but shit happens in life and for that I’m sorry. So if you care about his life at all….” Jack grit his teeth then extended his tongue with emotional intensity. “…I know I do… and I’ve only just met the little bugger. So if nothing else… if you can’t help us both out of genuine kindness – or just being the right thing to do – how about you do it for the sake of your little friend here?”

He finished with a small half-smile and settled his voice to a modest level;

“Sure would mean a lot….”




Boris


𝕾𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖜𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖔𝖗𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕹𝖎𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖔


It happened again. Boris sat on the forest floor, legs outstretched with knees slightly bent while carefully surveying his new surroundings. This wasn’t the first time this had happened, that’s for sure. Over the last long while Boris would wake from his sleep to find himself in strange places. It had become a common thing, but this time it was just a little bit different – yes, a little bit different indeed.

Now, usually he would wake in the morning, but this wasn’t morning at all! He plucked a chunk of sand from his eyes and blinked a few times, enchanted by the three moons shining down through the trees above. But night wasn’t all that was different, his face was all wet on one side as well, and that wasn’t normal either! It wasn’t water, though, Boris knew the difference between water and other stuff. This was saliva, saliva had its very own texture, the same texture Boris could feel as he ran his fingers over his cheek and turned his eyes to see a wolf-like creature nearby.

Gosh

Maybe two arm lengths away, the grey and white marble-patterned animal was like nothing Boris had ever seen before, in that it had six legs.

One… two… three… four… and two after that makes six!

It also had a very fluffy face and floppy tongue hanging out to one side as it sat between two shrubs, its moonlit eyes of animal caution aimed at Boris.

Boris smiled, face distorted in a happy little-boy manner, saying: “Thank you for waking me up, Mr. Dog. Boris sure does appreciate it, a lot!”

The animal whined softly, lowering and angling her head with growing curiosity.

“And gosh.” Boris gave a look of immense approval. “You sure are cute, no doubt about that at all.” He lowered his look to regard the extra set of legs with a satire smirk. “And don’t you worry, Mr. Dog, not even a little – Nah-ah! Boris won’t tell anyone about your extra legs. Gosh….” Boris quickly imagined all the things he could do with an extra set of legs like that; “I sure do wish I had more legs. I bet you can run very, very fast with legs like yours.”

The animal remained seated while pulling herself a little closer with her front-most legs, buttocks dragging when Boris finally gathered himself from the ground to stand. He briefly dusted himself off and checked all his possessions were still on his person. They were, and he gave another expression of approval.

“Begging your pardon, Mr. Dog. If you sure can talk at all, Boris really would appreciate it if you told him where he is.” Boris looked around again with a note of concern. “I sure hope people here are nice, just like Jack!” Boris looked down at Mr. Dog again, who was now standing on all six legs, snout gently probing Boris’ fingers. “Jack is a very, very, very special friend.” His strong sausage fingers caressed the animals’ snout. “But you can be my new friend. I don’t mind at all.”

Mr. Dog perked her ears, angling them forward at Boris’ words, licked his thumb, fingers, then turned to commence sniffing the ground where Boris had been lying just moments before.

“Heh, you sure are right about that,” Boris chuckled, “Boris sure could use a bath.” With that, Boris had an idea! His face lit up like a little boy who just received the best idea ever. He removed his backpack quickly, rummaging through the contents, tongue slightly protruding with concentration before finally producing his tin of hard candy. He shook the tin, then swiftly removed the lid and offered Mr. Dog two pieces. Mr. Dog lifted her head. Her nostrils flared as she assessed the sweet aroma in the palm of Boris’ hand.

With a hasty lap of her tongue, a single crunch, and another lick of her chops, the candy was devoured. Boris sure was happy with the result. After placing one candy in his own mouth, he made loud sucking noises as he returned the tin to the pack and the pack to his back.

“It’s time for me to go now, Mr. Dog.” He garbled, and pat the animals head with a heavy hand. “You can come if you want, Boris doesn’t mind at all..."

While Boris was still talking, Mr. Dog had already started moving away. She stopped momentarily to look back and beckon Boris with an expectant widening of her eyes and a small howl-like bark. She then looked in the directed she had started walking, then back at Boris before continuing on her way. Boris stopped sucking on his tasty treat, lips puckered in thought while strained his simple mind. It took several seconds for him to realise that Mr. Dog wanted him to follow.

Sucking on his tasty treat and with a spring in his step, Boris pursued his new friend.




Boris was led through the woods not far at all before discovering a dirt road, which at first made Boris’ adventurer’s spirit leap in his chest. But, sadly, that wasn’t all he found.

There was an overturned wagon, the horses were gone, its contents of boxes and other items broken and strewn all over the road. Among the mess were two dead bodies. One man, one woman. Boris might have been a dumb-dumb, but he recognized straight away what had happened. These people had been killed while being raided by the very bad outlaw types.

His newfound exhilaration sank to the pit of his tummy like heavy lead.

Boris couldn’t be sure how long ago it had happened, but the still-burning guiding torch at the front of the carriage was a sign that it hadn’t been too long.

While Mr. Dog sniffed out the area, Boris approached each of the dead bodies, poking suspiciously with two fingers at their necks to check for signs of life. There were none. With confirmation that they really were dead, his attention was taken by Mr. Dog, who gave a swift nudge to Boris’ elbow.

Boris shifted quickly in his squatted position to see the sandal in Mr. Dog’s mouth. Mr. Dog had a clue for sure! Boris bit his tongue, concentrating hard while he took the sandal and analysed it carefully. Then, his eyes lit up with childlike revelation as he realised some very important things! This sandal didn’t belong to the dead people, it belonged to someone else, someone who was no longer here! He knew this because the sandal was too small to fit the dead man and woman. It was a much smaller fit, and no one in the whole wide universe needed to be a smarty pants to figure that much out.

Boris clutched the sandal as he stood up straight, barrelled chest expanding with determination as he looked at the tree-line shouldering the road. It was obvious that these two dead people had not been travelling alone. There was someone else, someone smaller, someone who just wasn’t here anymore. That must have meant that the bandits had taken them. Boris had witnessed people stealing other people before, and leaving behind sandals was an easy thing to do.

Normally, it took some time for Boris to figure out the reason why he woke up in a new, strange place, but this time he had found the reason quickly. He now knew what he had to do – and that was partly due to the help of Mr. Dog!

“Mr. Dog!” He exclaimed, raising the sandal and using it to point in no particular direction, “It sure would help if you used that nose of yours. Boris really wants to know where the bad men went, that’s for sure!” He turned to lower the sandal for Mr. Dog to take another sniff of its scent, since it was a well-known fact that Dogs and other animals could smell things better than Boris could.

Mr. Dog had cowered for an instant, initially frightened by Boris’ excitable outburst, but she soon took another quick sniff of the sandal and promptly took off in a six-legged canter down the road. In tail of the strengthening scent, it wasn’t long before she deviated from the road and into the woods again. Boris had taken Revel Yell from its holster, preparing for combat as he tiptoed hastily in Mr. Dog’s wake.




Through the forest Mr. Dog led Boris to a ridged clearing. From there a camp of tents could be seen below. Boris Huddled like a child playing hide-and-seek, peering down from the fall, Mr. Dog by his side, both of them quietly taking notes of what they were seeing:

There were four - no, five tents! And a whole gang of ugly bandits living there as well! These must have been the bad men! No doubt about that at all! Six… seven.. ten – No, there were more than ten, but Boris couldn’t count past ten. There was a camp fire in the midst of the camp as well, where all the bad men were cooking an animal over the flames. Boris could see a young girl too, she had a sandal missing from one of her feet, and she was wrapped all up in rope and crying on the ground beside one of the tents.

Boris, with his finger and thumb, grabbed hold of Mr. Dog’s ear too whisper close:

“You sure do make a good partner, that’s for sure. I’m going down now, no doubt about that. We have to save that girl from those bad, bad men – because that is what true heroic adventurers do!”

Mr. Dog regarded Boris with an apprehensive furrow-browed look before whimpering soft enough not to alert the bandits of their position.

“You can stay here if you want.” Boris replied. “I wouldn’t blame you at all – No sir!” He released Mr. Dog’s ear, fastening his grip on Revel Yell. “Boris is going down now, Mr. Dog.”




Chaos erupted in the form of shattering bones, exploding skulls, the wet mashing of flesh, screams of human terror, and the victorious bellows of a Dragons’ battle cry violating the tepid moonlit night for miles around.

…But it was soon to come to an end.

As the short yet brutal slaughter gave way once again to the peace of night that had preceded it, Boris stood victor, unscathed though showered in the blood of his enemies. Returning Revel Yell to its hold, he tottered unbalanced, fatigued, and barely able to glimpse the girl he had come to save before passing out.

He fell to his face with a heavy thump and instantly started snoring.




Just a few minutes later, Boris woke again, still in the same place he had passed out. He lifted his face from the dirt to see a young girl seated beside him. She was dressed in a pretty blue dress, legs crossed. She was no longer bound in rope, but recent tears had made tracks through the dirt on her face. Despite her obvious pain, she was holding out a delicate purple flower for Boris to take.

Boris smiled so wide that his face appeared deformed as he sat, crossing his own legs, facing her in a mirrored pose. He carefully took the flower from her tiny fingers with one of his massive hands.

“Gosh….” He sniffed the flower. His smile reduced to something less freakish looking. “I sure do like purple, little Miss. Thank you very, very much. Boris will keep this forever.”

The girl bit her bottom lip and folded her hands in her lap. It could be seen that she wanted to smile back, but the horror of what had happened prevented it. Another tear rolled from her eye instead.

Boris felt sad now, reduced to a pouting face as he held the flower delicately in both hands like a sacred treasure. He had to look away for a moment, his eyes diverting to Mr. Dog. Apparently, Mr. Dog had released the girl from her binds. Nearby, she was snarling and chewing away at the rope that had been binding the girl… as though she were blaming the rope itself for what had happen.

“That sure is bad rope….” Boris grumbled confirmation. His eyes moved about furtively, assessing the blood-sullied ground of the camp, the mangled bodies, and of course the untouched meat still cooking over the flames of the fire. But his attention was quickly brought back to the girl when she finally spoke in the softest, sweetest voice Boris had ever heard.

“Did you save my mommy and daddy too?”

Boris’ mouth dropped open. He pressed the flower to his breaking heart. How could such a sweet, sweet voice cause so much pain…? He hung his head in shame.

“Boris is sorry, little Miss…. Your mommy and daddy were dead before Boris arrived…. I’m so very, very sorry…. They all gone now.”

Mr. Dog had stopped gnawing on the rope. She had turned to the girl when she asked about her parents. She then dropped slowly to a lying position, whimpering, head lowered to the ground as she too mourned.

As the girl began to sob, ripping Boris’ heart open even more, he clenched his eyes shut, wishing with all his might that the girls’ parents hadn’t died. He wanted nothing more in the whole wide world then to make them live again. Every last ounce of his person yearned for it. The terrible longing stung his flesh and caused his very bones to ache.

It was then that a gentle breeze disturbed the mourning night, rustling the leaves of the forest like the arrival of a ghostly entity. The breeze carried it with an aroma, like that of cinnamon, and sent an eerie shivers through Boris.

Somehow, Boris’ pain was numbed in that moment. He lifted his head to look at the girl who was staring back at him with wide eyes of speculation. She had felt it as well. So too had Mr. Dog; her whimpering silenced as she raised her own head and looked around at the invisible breeze with the upmost peculiarity.

“Did you….” The girl whispered, though her words drew silent as the effects of the breeze subdued her further.

Boris didn’t answer. He couldn’t. All three of them were still, absorbing the mysterious event in silent wonder. In a short while, the breeze settled, leaving the night in peaceful calm. The night and everything in it had become tranquillity.

Except for Boris’ tummy that started rumbling for food.




Boris, the girl, and Mr. Dog were noshing into the meat prepared by the bad men when the most amazing thing took place –

“Sashannah!!”

All three of them stopped eating at once, jumping in surprise at the sound of the name being called by the voice of a woman behind them. Boris leaped to his feet, dropping his meal to turn. Mr. Dog spat out her own mouthful of food and turned in equal surprise. And Sashannah - that was the girls’ name - pivoted quickly with a gasp as her marvelling eyes laid hold of her parents stepping down from ridge at the edge of camp.

Boris was very confused. His face screwed up, then formed a deranged smile. Mr. Dog tilted her head with a look of similar confusion. Sashannah, on the other hand, was already running to the arms of her parents, giving the apparent miracle no second thought. Her parents were alive and that was all that mattered.

Mr. Dog’s happiness soon overthrew her stunned state. She looked up at Boris with a small bark, slapped her tongue against his hand to kiss him, and then followed in Sashannah’s footsteps, leaping in bounding ecstatically towards her owners.

“Gosh…” Boris muttered weakly, as Mr. Dog, Sashannah and her parents joyously reunited as a family. “I sure was wrong. They aren’t dead at all.”

Not too far away, shrouded in the shadows, an entity watched on.
In Ex Nihilo 6 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Boris

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