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Idea: Superhero rp but every superpower has to be a unnecessarily specific fetish taken from a 1x1 thread
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joining a roleplay can have the same stress of applying for a job except its better cause instead of bagging groceries you get to be a cute gay anime cat girl who goes to magic school
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*tackleglomps u and nuzzles* X3 *notices bulge in ur pants* OwO wats dis???
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does anybody in this thread smoke weed
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The thrill of doing seventy different code edits without saving and then not knowing whether your post looks cute or like an exploded cumbox
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I like rats, jalapeño poppers, y2k aesthetics and idol games. I am pretty extroverted on the internet due to how easy it is to connect with people with similar interests. My personality may come across as aggressively friendly or over the top at times and I apologize in advance for that, whoops.

As for my strange signatures and profile pictures, a lot of them are a part of a specific aesthetic I´ve developed over the years that's basically 2000s aesthetics with a focus on the technology that explore themes of loss, abandonment, filth, and hopelessness, rather than the optimistic and mainstream view of the future that was common during that period of time.

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As someone who uses a test thread for worldbuilding, I would ideally want the character sharing area to be expanded to include worldbuilding instead of creating a new section, since they aren't that structurally different TBH
In the ancient ages of the continent of Maln those with the power to warp human emotions were treated as terrestrial angels, and were commonly thought to be the descendants of celestial beings from another plane. The surge in positive emotions called forth by these miraculous beings gave way to an age of enlightenment, one where mankind was technologically advancing at a rapid rate, even outpacing the magic it depended so heavily on. The technology to travel across the sky no matter the distance was a beacon of hope to the once pathetic species of thin skinned apes. With a combination of knowledge over the astral and further advances, travel to even beyond their plane was emerging across the horizon.

Through the passage of time, however, Maln saw an increase in tensions within its kingdoms out of the competitive nature of being the first to take to the stars. The situation worsened as the continent was struck by a sudden and devastating vegetation ruining plague. With no one to blame for the worsening times, fingers were pointed at these jesters of gods. The folk who once entrusted the jesters with their problems now saw them as the origin and inflicted punishment mercilessly.

To be a jester is to be able to create happiness. A jester specializes in specific branches of emotional magic, all of which are useful to humans and their various rampages for power. They are frequently tortured and worked to death with the intention of wringing as much magic from them as possible. A jester is like a sieve of negative emotions, one that needs validation and love from its surroundings to purify itself and continue the cycle. A jester burdened with the ailments of hundreds and seen as a subhuman will absorb the filth of human hearts like a rag of scum and wither away painfully.

These endlessly repeating acts of cruelty have done little to hold back the onslaught of misery that has scarred the land beyond recognition. The plague that has wilted most of Maln’s crops has caused a chain reaction resulting in the massive deaths of animals and mankind. Remaining kingdoms that have been reduced to shadows of their former selves engage in paranoid skirmishes with one another. Disgusting creatures that once took shelter from mankind now roam the lands laying waste to anything within their reach. And on top of it all, the jesters have begun to receive strange signals from entities not of this world. A voice pulsating from their heart, one telling them to “return”.

The continent of Maln as it currently stands is a wasteland of death and decay, one where nothing can thrive. Most of the technology that had been perfected over the course of centuries has now been forgotten and abandoned in its entirety, never to be recovered again. Magic has also declined, with most of its techniques and sects that have been refined over generations having been lost along with a large amount of civilization. Modern magicians are restricted to a sparse amount of offensive spells.

The story will center on a group of jesters who have received a sudden and inexplicable urge to break free from the shackles that bind them, with perhaps even the occasional human that strongly wishes to assist them in their journey.

Shathouse LIVE: A Drag Queen Production

Carlton, Ohio, a rural and forgotten town in the middle of nowhere in the midwestern United States, a melting pot of fundamentalist christianity, illiteracy and billboards with strippers on them. Delve deep within its filthy entertainment venues and you'll find quite the interesting little drag bar, the town´s most famous. It's also the only one, but don't tell them that.

The Shathouse is a lot of things. It used to be an auto repair workshop, for one. Then it tried being a pancake house until their working conditions birthed an entire new norovirus. But right now? It's a sanctuary for the misfits and weirdos, a stage for the artistically inclined, and a place for alcoholics to get gimmick drinks that taste like ass. It's simultaneously a haven for those of a different inclination and a primary reason why politicians don't want them to be alive. Discussions about The Shathouse, however, must always inevitably mention the glitter encrusted and foul smelling elephant in the room: drag. The drag queens of The Shathouse are a colorful bunch of performers with several dozen criminal charges and Aquanet cans split between them, famed for their talent and poise. To join their ranks isn't easy though, as any possible drag queen must first pass the initiation ritual.

The ritual is a custom created by Travis Ingot, who runs The Shathouse and claims to have received a vision of it while on peyote in Cancun. It's just one of his many unorthodox beliefs that keep his employees on edge on the rare occasions he makes a public appearance.

You're a new performer in town and Travis has vaguely implied that you're worth his time. Be careful, as things aren't as easy as they seem. Carlton's neighbor, a pristine city full of urban yuppies, is fierce competition and leagues above anything it could ever reach. Between the heavy responsibility of elevating this shithole of a town's drag scene, navigating through the volatile world of relationships between drag queens, protesting against whatever new laws propose that setting you on fire be made legal, and putting tape where tape should never be, you have a hard career ahead of you.

Travis Ingot is the owner of the bar and has been for its entire four-decade lifespan, even when it was an auto repair store. He is a man whose motives and origins are shrouded in mystery, a man who refuses to speak more than he deems necessary and frequently disappears for long periods of time. He claims that the vision of a bar strongly came to him in a dream, that he knew the moment he received it it needed to be built and realized. A bar that would change the town entirely whether they wanted it or not, through the power of art, craft store glitter and raunchy pop music.

Intended as a 1x1 for the most part.


Octavio's small step backwards was almost a hop. A quartet of fingers tore the air in front of his nose.

"Projection. Three syllables." His eyes lolled as he confirmed it to be the right number. "They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but it's the weakest form of charm. Everyone has a distorted view of the people around them. Your job is to determine and pine for that, not exact similitude. Amateurs." One of the Lord Ru'Tevs swiped at him a second time, once again only missing by a hair.

At a distance was Lynx, observing the rest of the party recover from Tayla's incident the way humans observed primates. The two were approaching the lift at a relaxed pace, but the sudden conversation from her still caught him off-guard.

"Unwanted surly behavior from Octavio should not be a concern. He favors those of a tasteful persuasion."

The familiar turned his head towards the man, and was met with the sight of him critiquing the chameleons. Lynx regretted having spoken. It was so easy for onlookers to view Octavio as the gracious man entertaining a familiar's delusions, Lynx thought, when it was clearly the opposite. Perhaps one day they would cross paths with another psychotic deity, one that would have them swap bodies. The man was far more suited to the life of a feline. He was practically pawing at the metal bars.

"Weirdo. That would be an accurate term." Not that Lynx didn't understand colloquialisms. The familiar simply once lived in a library, and those were places where phrases such as 'curses!' or 'by the gods!' made their appearance more frequently than the four letter word Tayla nearly... graced the party with. Weirdo seemed more interesting than the others he'd heard of. Newer, and possibly more appropriate. An idea struck him. One that would not have occurred to him under normal circumstances.

"I want to know more of this world's... colorful language."

Unknown Forest
Kaito's face didn't show much emotion in response to being discredited, which must have been a surprise to the others. It was a perk developed as a result of working in a career devoted entirely to the solution of conflict. To Kaito, his displays of cowardliness from earlier were a far cry from his typical professional behavior, an outlier caused by being suddenly placed in danger.

"Hallucinations are a symptom of many conditions, and can cause many other effects on their own. This disconnect between the 'self' and our surroundings is typical." He let out a small sigh of frustration. "But what makes this different is that all of us are seeing the same things... which would be..." He struggled to find a way to conclude his hypothesis, letting his eyes flicker down towards his journals before thinking better of it. This was something a color-coded frequent issues notebook couldn't handle. "Hmm, situations where multiple people have shared the same delusion have existed. Much rarer than your typical case, but still within the bounds of reality."

The way he spoke, it was like he was ignoring the purple haired girl. It wasn't intentional, he had just subconsciously lumped her in with the rest of the strange occurrences in the forest. Her name being Ipharia only solidified her place in his mind as an additional obstacle in the way of the truth.

"...My name is Kaito," he said, resting his eyes on her with a sense of unease. It was hard to dissect someone's behavior when they were so legitimately naive.

He listened quietly as she explained her background. Despite having hoped for information that could have helped him make sense of everything, even someone like Kaito who didn't keep up to date with pop culture knew he hit a dead end as soon as the word cleric left her mouth.

"Divinity, spells, oath, goblins..." he muttered to himself, as if he were carefully checking off a list of ailments. "Pilgrimage... monsters." His lips pursed. Another, larger sigh escaped his mouth.

"We might actually be in another world."

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Tears of Satan

Europe is in a state of everlasting tumult. Constant wars between its kingdoms, diseases ravaging the lands, the technology of foreign lands outpacing them by the day. As if that had not been enough, demons have now risen. Satan has gathered enough power to manifest himself in the physical world, and has now unleashed his servants to wreak havoc among humans that can only cling to survival. Until communication was established between his dark kingdom and the others.

The Lambs. Those who have paid the ultimate price for the ultimate power. Men and women who have sacrificed their souls to Satan to fight back against the onslaught from below. Those who have undergone the transformation to become a Lamb have their own reasons for having sacrificed themselves, however, and there are whispers of the true nature of the demons... and the kingdom of Satan that grows ever stronger by the day...

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Dark Kingdom: The kingdom of Satan that has manifested in the physical world after a surge of power, and continues to grow stronger every day. The closer to the Dark Kingdom, the stronger the demons. There are rumors that every new Lamb makes the kingdom grow stronger.

Lamb: Someone who has sold their soul to Satan in order to receive insurmountable power. This power is a reflection of their desires and psyche, and allows them to successfully slaughter the hordes of demons that now terrorize every man, woman, and child.

-They "transform" into Lambs at will, changing their appearance, and gaining weapons and armor beyond human understanding. These are capable of powerful feats of magic, making their wielders stronger than humans.

If I'm missing anything don't hesitate to let me know :V

EDIT: Forgot to delete the text saying "WIP" in the beginning, OOPS


Himari

Background:
One of the yakuza's most prominent and deadly female members of the twenty-first century was assassinated, with her corpse stored as a trophy. It has, god knows how, found its way into the hands of the idol producer and has been selected to become an up and coming idol.

There's a lot to Himari that stands out when you first meet her. I mean yeah, she's a zombie, but she also dresses cutely and formally, like some rich dude's really cute secretary. The cherry on top and the reason why she was banned from several family restaurants in her former life is her passion for guns. And explosions.

Personality : A naive airhead that tends to think outside the box, Himari is capable of simultaneously being the dumbest and brightest person in the room depending on what´s going on. Her solutions are definitely creative, at the cost of implying someone getting shot at some point. Some of her brain cells must have gotten scrambled during the revival, because she often forgets what is and isn't acceptable during the problem solving process.

As she was revived wearing the formal and luxurious suit of a typical yakuza chief, she has developed an interest in larping as a secretary out of denial. She believes that a high ranking member of the yakuza would have to be an absolutely monstrous person and therefore she wasn´t one and was definitely a secretary. As a result, Himari hoards office supplies and uses them in unconventional ways to "keep things sparkling". Don´t question it. She also considers various dangerous weapons as supplies as well. Don´t question that either.

Likes:
Teamwork
Friendship
Foods with extreme flavors
Those youtube videos with like six hours worth of ambient music that are supposed to help you be productive
Dogs

Dislikes:
Being told that bringing a sniple rifle to the inside of a Seven-Eleven is a crime
Anything too complicated or serious
Things that are unorganized

Special talent:
Himari is really good at driving, especially motorcycles. She swears that she must have been one speedy secretary and totally not a yakuza chief.
Mola

Mola´s mind is different from most people´s. Whether it´s the way she perceives magic as a rainy drippy feely sensation or her tendency to try to count the bubbles in her soda, her brain has always been wired in a way that the outside world finds incredibly bizarre. Most of her classmates have taken to either avoiding her or ignoring her entirely, as the girl´s unorthodox quips and interests are too much to handle at times.

She has a fascination with emotions, believing them to be superior over logic. No matter how sound or factual a statement or thing is, a person´s emotions can completely distort it without them even realizing it. It´s because of this that she has a bit of an obsession with cataloging and researching them, albeit through loose and artistic methods. Her favorite way of trying to pin feelings and sensations down is through intricate collages formed through a mixture of online photographs and ones she takes, scraps with no clear origins and anything else she can get her hands on. Poetry, lucid dreaming, regular dreaming, conversations with total strangers, they´re all just some of the many other ways she gets her fix.
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