Super Bowl is like a holiday here; one with pulled pork and a keg of Shiner. The only goal is to actually remember which team won when you wake up. I don't even have to go to work on Monday. The post was awesome and I have a lot of ideas but I'm on mobile and once again being a drinker.
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EXCELLENT POST! I won't be posting for a day, or two.
Substitute "pulled pork" for "pizza" and we have ourselves a perfect post.