Kodor placed a firm, fatherly hand on Darmariq's shoulder, the greases from his earlier meal leaving moist, visible stains on his robes. From here, he could feel the psion's thin, bony shoulders.
"Oh, you..." he chastised, like father to son. "Man is hurt because Kodor hit him with a table. Kodor is good at hurting things."
He was considering giving the mage a few pointers in proper smashing technique before a small girl dressed like food came in and declared that there was a dragon. She didn't seem particularly concerned, which meant one of two things.
One, she was lying. This was normal; children did enjoy games of pretend. But this was also unlikely, as most children would make themselves heroes.
The second and more likely option was that she was brave, or at least had no preservation instinct, which is basically another kind of bravery. This was very good. Kodor would investigate later. If he was satisfied, he would teach her the way of the axe.
But the more immediate matter was the dragon. Normally the girl's offer of shiny things alone was incentive enough; the half-beast offered him shinies in exchange for murder, which could then be used for food. However, Kodor had never once eaten dragon.
Wordlessly, the barbarian withdrew his hand from Darmariq's shoulder, and took up his massive battleaxe in both hands. Slowly, his lips spread apart, revealing a wide grin that showed so many of his teeth. He would try new things tonight.