Avatar of Invader Len
  • Last Seen: 11 mos ago
  • Old Guild Username: Invader Len
  • Joined: 11 yrs ago
  • Posts: 760 (0.19 / day)
  • VMs: 2
  • Username history
    1. Invader Len 11 yrs ago
  • Latest 10 profile visitors:

Status

Recent Statuses

4 yrs ago
Current Wow it's been a long while since I was last on. I'm gonna have to update a lot of stuff.
3 likes
6 yrs ago
Lifetip: Don't forget to eat for 2 days, then drink 44 oz of coke at the movies. I don't feel too good, Mr. Stark.
3 likes
7 yrs ago
Finally finished editing that transcript. At this point the only person I'm rooting for in this case is the judge.
2 likes
7 yrs ago
"Boy I sure am feeling harassed after I bullied someone else and people pointed it out to me"
3 likes
7 yrs ago
"A liar begins with making falsehood appear like truth, and ends with making the truth itself appear like falsehood." - William Shenstone
6 likes

Bio

I'm a 24 year old college student with a "tragic past" and a series of flunked schools and medical bills. Roleplaying has been my one escape from a harsh reality while growing up, and I really appreciate this site and everyone on it.

I've been on Roleplayer Guild for eight years, going on nine in a few months.

I started roleplaying at 13 on an Invader Zim fan site... I accept my shame and disgrace.

Most Recent Posts

I'll help Kaze with his soon.


Alright then, I'll wait for Kaze's post before I have Almaniac reply.

I apologize for my absences from the site recently, I've come down with a nasty cold and subsequent chest infection. But I seem to be on the mend now, and I should be on much more often again. :)
So, I wanna give everyone a chance to post before I reply with Almaniac's response, so @Fubsy, @KazeXDZ, @onenote, if you want to post your interactions, now's the time to do it. I'll get the second attack up and done by friday.
248 seconds.

That was how long Andy lay, his eyes closed as he waited for his wounds to heal. He could feel flesh begin to creep back over the exposed bones, what a strange feeling it was! To know his bones themselves were as capable as delicate touch as his fingertips was something Andy had never wanted to learn, and he wished he could un-know it. He felt a violent shiver make its way to his stomach, and he held back the urge to retch.
By the time that 248th second was over, he reluctantly opened his eyes, holding a shaky hand up to his face. The skin had healed over without even a hint of scarring. No cuts, gashes, or sores remained. His hand was still coated with a thick, filmy layer of partially congealed blood, and he wiped them off on his pants in disgust.

Regaining his strength, he forced himself to sit up, leaning against the wall. He flexed his newly healed hands, before slinging his boots off from his shoulders and taking his socks out of his pockets. He put them both on, lacing up his boots and vowing to never take them off again. Never would he ever willingly subject himself to that kind of torture for the rest of his life. But... He looked up at the little girl, reaching out and patting her head with approval. She hadn't even cried like he thought she might. Simon, were he here, probably would have called her a rock-tuff muffin. Just like the kind they ate at the orphanages. Muffins that wouldn't break even when you flung them at the asphalt.

He glanced over at the other young man, the one who had reached the end first and helped him over. He smiled, digging his pen and pad out of his pocket, starting to write down an introduction. He was interrupted, however, by the sounds of coals scattering. Looking down that hall, he saw the girl from before, the one that the young girl had called Abby, he believed? She was making her way through the hot coals and wire, and Andy stood up, putting away his pen and paper to grasp the barbed wire curtain and help yank it out of the way, to make it easier for her to escape when she neared them.
He was getting used to the way the caltrops stabbed and slashed his hands, it still hurt, but now he knew what to expect. Glancing warily at the door they were now likely supposed to go through, Andy only hoped that the torture, mental, physical, and emotional, had ended.
Have fun, Errorist! Make sure to bring me back lots of presents!
@RokkuHoshi, @banjoanjo, @Fubsy, @KazeXDZ, @The Errorist, and @onenote

This is a roll call, reminding you that this RP still exists, and that you are allowed to post. :)
So, @Treue, I'm trapped in conversational limbo, and it looks like Eisenhorn is AWOL. I really want to post, but how? What do?
@Invader Len
Nay, I wouldn't make you re-write that lovely post (@ v @)_b just pm me next time lol


I will. Again, I'm so super sorry, I got so caught up in writing that I just forgot. I will make sure it never happens again. So sorry!
@Classpet@Invader Len@Airalin

I like the posts everyone. I'll have one up tomorrow (Monday) before I go into work.

Also @Invader Len, i hope you PM'd @classpet for permission before you wrote so much content that basically god modded her character. If you didn't talk to her first, and if she doesn't like what you wrote, you will have to edit that post.

Cool beans everyone!


Oh my gosh I didn't! I'm so sorry, @Classpet! I just got so caught up in it! I can rewrite it if you want! Oh my god, I can't believe I forgot to ask! I swear I didn't mean any offense by it! Jut say the word and I'll rewrite everything!
I lost my phone, actually. Sorry for that, but I'm back. Resurrected for all intents and purposes.


I knew my voodoo would work on someone eventually!
Andy grunted a little under the weight of the girl as she clambered onto his back, locking his elbows around her knees as he hoisted her up in a piggyback fashion. He could remember climbing onto Simon's back once or twice when they were goof balling, and perhaps even further back onto his mother. But this was the first piggyback ride he had ever given to another person. A strange thought for a stranger situation, he noted. He looked down at the fiery coals, swallowing nervously. He was about to take that first step when the girl on his back suddenly made some noise, turning around to see a girl his age, maybe a year or two younger, enter the room. He craned his neck so he could read the young girl's lips as she spoke, to understand what she was saying better. She asked him what his name was, and he thought long and hard about how he could answer this. Well... It had been a while since his first attempt at speech, maybe he could push out those two syllables that would make out his name?

"Aaaanhiiii."

Nope. Now he just looked like an idiot, making an unintelligible noise in front of two girls he didn't know. He felt a hot flush work its way up on his face as he dug into his jean pocket, pulling out the pencil and pad of paper as best he could. He wrote his name down in big letters, "ANDY", before tearing off the page and handing it to the girl, replacing the pad and pencil in his pocket. It only struck him later that he might have just handed latin letters to someone born before the invention of the latin language, but for now, he wanted to cross the coals and hope the burning pain of his feet would outweigh the burning embarrassment of his face.

He took his first step out onto the hot coals, and almost lost his balance from pain right then and there. He wobbled and hissed out through his teeth, but somehow managed to keep both himself and the girl from spilling into the coals. God almighty, did they burn! He could taste the smell of burning meat, and came to the nauseous realization that it was the smell of his own feet. He took a second step, then a third, his feet being pushed into the coals harder due to the extra weight on his back. It was hot and hard to breathe, the very air felt like a slow-cook oven, and he began to sweat like his body was attempting to put out the coals. Still, he pressed forwards. He had to get to the other end, if the fellow from before could do it, then so could he.

He didn't think it could get worse until the first strand of barbed wire. At first, he tried to gingerly step over them and duck under, not eager to face the wrath of their sharp caltrops. But eventually, the barbed wire became much too thick to maneuver without injury, and soon became impossible to pass. Andy knew the girl on his back would be taking the brunt to the barbed wires from above, but he couldn't maneuver as deftly as the fellow before with his extra cargo. And he absolutely could not set her down on the hot floor. And so, after a moment's deliberation, he made his decision. He locked the girls ankles around his waist, and motioned for her to lower her head. Then, with both fists, he grabbed handfulls of barbed wire, and began to shove, bend and twist them out of his way. He stomped down on the ones below, sending embers up from the coal. It was slow going, and only did further to shred his hands, legs, arms, feet. And the stray barb still came at him, catching his clothes, his cheek, leaving a long bloody cut to prove "Hey! I was here!"

But eventually, he stomped down the wire to the point that it was now a razor filled carpet over the embers, and he was glad to no longer cook. He never became accustomed to the pain, and each stab, cut, slash, poke, they all hurt as much as the first. But his cuts would heal, he trusted that. It was probably the only way he had been able to press on through the pain. He continued forwards, bending, twisting, and stomping the wire under he dare not look at his hands, knowing they were a pulverized mess. By the time he finally reached the end of the hallway, he was on the border of collapsing. In fact, he did, falling to his knees on the cool marble, trembling and wheezing. He squeezed his eyes shut, curling into a ball as he waited for his wounds to heal. If he had to look at them, he might just lose whatever he had for lunch. But at least the girl was alright. He cracked an eye open, giving her a shaky smile. She hadn't escaped the barbed wire unharmed. In fact, being on top, she probably took the worst of it, unknowingly protecting his head and back. A mutually beneficial arrangement, he thought. He had saved her from the coals, and she stopped him from being completely skinned by razors. He closed his eye, pressing his head against the ground. He resolved to never eat barbecue again.
© 2007-2024
BBCode Cheatsheet