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Greetings,

I am Jb; Briton by birth, roleplayer by my own hand, and lover of literature. I am also an amateur historian, a receiver of a Bachelors degree in Ancient and Medieval History - quite a useless degree, actually - and would like to think that I'm a fair, honest and open guy.

As far as RP'ing goes, I'm pretty open to most things really, all you need to do is ask! :)

So, if you've ever any questions for me, wish to speak about RP's involving myself or run by myself, or simply feel like a chat, don't be afraid to get in touch.

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Captain Peter Limbourg was already done with Trooper Welser by the time Sergeant Hecht arrived, wiping a pair of bloodied hands upon his apron as the NCO entered what little ‘clean’ interior of the bridgeside inn could be found following the recent skirmish with the enemy; the balding army surgeon, what lank black hair he had slicked back over his head, gave a quick glance and grimace to the Sergeant, barely taking his eyes from a young lad shivering thoroughly on the table before him.

“Sergeant Hecht… I assume you are here to see your wounded soldier, yes?” The tall man, taller even than Hecht himself, swept one free hand toward the staircase of the tavern leading up and to the establishments former ‘residential’ rooms, “I have taken what shrapnel out of her that I could, luckily it seems that other bodies took the main force of the gun, but although she is in a stable condition she remains somewhat feverish.”

Hecht, doing his level best to not retch at the smell of the small space, managed a weak nod. “Thank you sir.”

Like his soldiers, this was his first taste of real combat. No stranger to death by circumstance of location and an extended family, he was nonetheless nauseated by the sight of the wounded. He took the stairs quickly, thankful that someone had opened the upper windows to let in the sunshine and fresh air from outside.

He found the small loft rooms occupied, two to a room, and Welser was quartered with a young lad Hecht did not recognize. The boy had his head wrapped in blood stained bandages and Hecht didn’t need to be a doctor to know the rattling breath was a bad sign.

Stepping carefully past the boy, Hecht knelt next to Welser and looked down at her. She was facing away from him so he could not see her face but he was relieved to see very little blood on her bandages.

Kneeling next to the small figure he spoke quietly. “Welser, Sergeant Hecht here. How are you feeling?”

At first Anja thought her feverish mind was playing tricks on her, turning her head enough to see that it was indeed her Sergeant kneeling beside her pallett, “handsome Sergeant Hecht,” she managed to croak as a small smile formed on her sweat-stained features.

When she did turn over to get a better look at him, her smile swiftly shifting to a half-grimace of aching pain, it was fortunate for them both that Captain Limbourg - while he had removed the remains of her shredded and blood stained uniform upon her entry into his care - had let her bind her more personal attributes with what long strips of material he could spare.

“It is good to see you, sir,” came her voice in the same weakened tone, “the Captain s-says that he removed several balls from my t-torso, and a piece of shrapnel to boot, but that nothing serious was damaged. Assures me I’ll have some nice scars to go with those I already own though.” For a moment she went into a coughing fit, convulsing somewhat, putting a hand on the floor to steady herself, “he did say I should be alright to travel with my troop… just no… no f-fighting until my fever had broken and I’m on the mend.”

To her credit Anja seemed particularly downhearted by these instructions but knew that, had it not been for those in front of her who took the blast of the cannon, and for her tumble into the river, that she would be dead.

“Sir,” she leant a little closer, glancing about conspiratorially, “I’ll need a new uniform though, and a new horse. A uniform that fits this time, if it isn’t too much trouble?”

Hecht ignored being called sir, it was something to tease her about later. Part of him was worried he might catch the fever being inside with her but a quick glance at the window assured him it was open and a breeze wafting in.

“A uniform that fits? We’d all love one of those.” He chuckled. Indeed he himself was wearing boots a size too small, pants made for a taller man, and a jacket that squeezed his shoulders. “I’ll see to it that it’s mended by the time you are.”

He glanced at the other wounded soldier and then back at Anja. She looked terribly small and fragile lying on the ragged bedding and he felt a lump in his gut.

“I’ll see if we can have you moved to join our people. You’ve got two days at most to recover before we have to get moving. Get some sleep and I’ll be back.”

He wasn’t sure she even heard the last part as he quietly slipped out of the room.
"I would like to hear what the Dwarf has to say."

Not only did Wēlanandaz absolutely hate being the center of attention, but when it meant being dragged into one of Emilio's hairbrained schemes... well... he was had now been caught up in another, and supposed that it was time to do his bit for the pair and their symbiotic relationship.

Doing his best to brush out the errant trail foliage from his beard - then making sure it was all still tucked in where it should be - the rather unimpressed Dwarf (unimpressed with the Knights, unimpressed with the so-called 'refuge' they had found, and highly unimpressed with these accursed human merchants) gave a belaboured sigh and held up a hand to hopefully silence all and sundry.

Turning on his heel and making steps back to the cart, he unslung his shield and placed in on the mobile market stall, rummaging around until he plucked a certain object from a sack and returned to the group of bickering wastes of space.

In a smooth motion, almost as if he had done this before, Wēlanandaz revealed from behind his back his family helmet - it was perfect in almost every way, from the proportions to the choices of metal used in its forging, the growling Dwarven faceplate so accurate and life-like that it seemed as if it may come alive and issue a warcry at any moment.

"My name is Wēlanandaz, known among many as 'the Smith', and I bring with me four centuries of smithing knowledge as well as my own Runar-gifted hands in order to craft only the finest weapons and armour!" He held the helmet higher so that all of them could see it, turning it this way and that in order that the precise angles and glittering metalwork could be better appreciated by those that could appreciate such things, "my talkative associate and I require only shelter, food, and a decent forge that I may work. I craft and he sells."

The Dwarf now placed the helmet under his arm and drew forth his smaller hand-axe from his belt, again showing it off as best he could, "see the keen edge and runic decorative work, this is quality not oft found beyond the walls of our keeps, and I can assure you of that."

Finished with his sales pitch he returned his axe to his belt, leant forward on his two-handed weapon, and half-looked half-glared at the puffed up peacocks around them.

"Any further terms and conditions can be discussed with my partner here... and I would think carefully before any refusal, my lords."

@Tony Pajamas@POOHEAD189
What the old veterans, even her own father (especially her own father), had never thought to tell the swiftly moving farm girl was just how fast was; one minute she and her fellow scouts had been questioned multiple times by their Sergeant, then what seemed to be only mere moments later they were mounted up and taking part in a cavalry charge encompassing the entire strength of D Troop.

How, Anja repeated in her own head, even as the wind whipped her flesh and her thighs tightened around the flanks of her mount, did everything move so very fast and yet at the same time slow down so that one could see everthing - the twisted faces of ones comrades-in-arms, the shimmering glitter of drizzle and cold air on the curved blades of drawn sabres, glinting brass helmets and drooping plumes, and the very breath of man and beast leaving their bodies and dissipating into the ether.

Truth be told she couldn't even remember the screams of the violated woman, returning to Hecht and their Captain with all they had seen, or even the note of the bugle that shattered the silence and sent them forward on this crazed endeavour... but here she was, here and now, her carbine remaining inside its holster on her saddle while her sabre felt like a lead weight in her hand.

Trying to show some sense of proper form - though her back remained somewhat bent - Anja thrust her sword forward with one outstretched arm, retaining control of her steed with the other hand, her mind telling her that Hecht, boyish Teddy and straight-laced Simone were supposed to be around her; it was more than a surprise then when she peered about as she entered the village proper, powder and dirt rising to obscure her vision even further, and found only the swirl and crush of bodies and her closest friends nowhere to be seen.

"To the guns!" Came a shout from somewhere nearby, uniforms of Rhaetian green gathering around a focal point in front of her, Anja urging her horse toward the gap, "the gun! Halt the cannon! For Rhaetia!"

"For Rhaetia!" Screamed Anja, her mouth caught in an elongated scream as the group streamed toward the bridge aross the river and the Canary cannon, but unable to see and almost deafened by the noise all around her she could not have realised what was about to happen. None of them could. Until it did.

******


The world exploded and for the longest time Anja thought she was dead, her clothing torn to tatters, the bodily matter of a dozen of her Rhaetian brethren covering her, and her hearing no more than constant high-pitched whistling.

This was until she hit the freezing cold water of the river - having been pitched over the side of the bridge when anothers horse hammered into her own - her body numbing with the cold and the impact, water causing her throat to constrict as she swallowed blood and liquid, her flailing arms dragging her up the surface.

Ultimately, and with her mind rattling inside her skull and her entire body shaking, Anja pulled herself onto the riverbank and rolled onto her back, blankly staring up at the sky even as others continued to die around her.
Truly this day was a glorious one thought Anja to herself - everything from the very scent of the churned up earth around them, to the mingled sounds and noises of straining 'soldiers' and their equipment present on every side of the 6th Dragoons as they rode - the country-raised and lowborn rider even being somewhat able to ignore the ache in her lower back from both the poorly maintained road and her own relaxed posture atop her mount.

Deep in conversation with Trooper Yannik, she only started paying proper attention to her surroundings while watching Captain Kraus speak to their own Sergeant Hecht, a handsome man who she was told had been given his rank almost purely by mistake; both he and their Captain were people she personally believed she could rely on, one a former horse trader and the other, more reltably to her own situation, being previously a farmer in his civilian days.

Thoughts like this prompted Anja to give a curt excuse of silence to her townsman and glance across the dishevelled ranks to Trooper Ulmer - her uniform as well kept as ever even on campaign it seemed - the slender young lady from Neuben having given her many bouts of laughter during their initial training, although claiming to be as much of the soil as herself there was nevertheless something distinctly patrician about the dark-haired waif of a Rhaetian...

The shout of her immediate superior snapped Anja from her reverie, the entirety of D Squadron following him off the road (thank the Lord!) And into terrain much more beneficial to Anja, her mount, and to their role overall.

It was unfortunate therefore that they had to come across that old fossil Sergeant Paulsen, her lip peeling back beneath her brass helmet and its bedraggled crest as the two leaders exchanged words, but quickly relaxing again as Hecht made his verbal retort. This prompted a somewhat louder-than-helpful snigger and snort of air from Anja, the farmers daughter unable to hold it in, a smirk replacing her grimace as C Squadron rode past and disappeared back toward the main body.

Moments later and the order was given, the order that Anja in particular had been waiting for, an order that allowed somewhat of a degree of freedom to each Dragoon. Some feeling tried to make itself known in the pit of her stomach, it could have been fear, excitement, or something else, in any case she quickly squashed it into being as small as possible while concentrating on her orders.

A swift check of equipment, just as they had been shown not so long ago, made Anja feel a little better - her sabre was loose but no too loose, her helmet was secure on her head, and her carbine was within easy reach - the only thing that bothered her beside the entire situation of this war was that her jacket still fit quite snug aboyt her frame; it had obviously been made for a man, a young one, but not for a woman of her stature and she hated it.

In a rather odd turn of her mind she looked to Trooper Schuster, or 'Teddy' as he was affectionately known, and caught his eye before giving the shortest of their scouting party a full-toothed smile, her feelings for him and his general uneasy state a fraction motherly - though she would never admit to this - and a portion more... not so. Something about the way he acted around the female soldiers, the easy jibes and teasing that could be performed in such situations, never failing to make Anja smile.

"Good hunting," she said to her fellow scouts, perhaps a little more loudly than was prudent, digging her heels in and giving a click of her tongue to the dappled grey mare between her thighs, pulling on the reins strongly enough to direct the stubborn lass toward the thick band of trees marking the rivers course.

Halfway toward the trees and she paused, still as still could be, finally turning about in her saddle and looking back toward the others.

"I plan to follow this until we reach the village, into the woods and off we go," once more she was probably a lot louder than was safe, but she wasn't dead yet and that gave her a burst of possibly misplaced bravado, "I would feel much safer with a strong young man by my side.... and Simone can come too, if she wishes."

The last comment was clearly an afterthought, but it did not do to upset others too much.
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