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    1. Jollan 11 yrs ago

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5 yrs ago
Current doing trade school online is like reading about a sport and expecting to be able to play it without practice.
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5 yrs ago
Trade > bachelors
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6 yrs ago
Desire to type "git gud" intensifies...
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6 yrs ago
okay, watched the first episode of goblin slayer, not nearly as bad as what it was made out to be. Still a bit depressing but hey, saved 2 of 4 rookies, coulda been worse.
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6 yrs ago
So i figured out, as much as id love the equivalent of an anime doom guy slaying goblins, i dont like seeing the lovely anime chicas catch a case of the mutilation.

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Why hello, you little stalker. As you can see above I have recorded your visit for potential future stalking purposes. In that list you may find some other recent stalking victims. You may wonder, "Oh no! I've been caught! Whatever shall I do! What will become of me!" Well... I can assure you nothing....as in really...nothing. Except the fact that you may have wasted a precious few moments of your life with this bio. In this, I can say for every person that reads this, I have stolen that moment in your life that you could have been doing something else. Anything really.....Are you still here? Shouldn't you...I don't know, be posting in one of your RPs? I'm sure somebody is waiting for your response, it might even be me. You are procrastinating aren't you? I know I am. At the very moment I typed this I was supposed to be writing papers for class. See? Now I've been wasting time on both our accounts. Look what you made me do.

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Ok, that is enough stalking...

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There really isn't anything else here...

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I'm gonna call the police...

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(What's the number for 9-1-1?)

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@SleepingSilence*sees Gintama in the sig*

I see you too, are a person of culture.
is it strange that Jarred finds the other people in the bar to be odd?


"Only four hundred bucks!? What are you trying to pull?" A slightly robotic voice yelled in a little hole in the wall scrap shop. It was Jarred, standing next to a pile of scrap roughly as tall as he was. "It took me five days to gather this crap ya'know, even if it was just the metal alone it's worth more than that!" His hand was on the counter, fingers rapping against the display glass case at the counter. The little store was filled wall to wall with random scrap metal, junk, parts, and the few still functioning cybernetics were in the glass case, though even they were a little worse for wear.

The very exhausted store owner wiped his face with rolling eyes. "Look, buddy, I gotta run a business 'ere jus' like everyone else, a'right? I'm already payin' ya more than what I want to, and I still gotta cut a profit. Four hundred, or no deal, capiche?" After some incoherent grumbling from Jarred and then an labored sigh Jarred agreed. "Alright, alright. Ya don't have to preach to me about it." he said even thought he has been haggling for nearly thirty minutes now. He waited on the money, in cash as always to keep everything off the books.

"Okay then, same time next week, Hugo?" Jarred asked in a lighter tone. "Yeah yeah, get on out'a here ya masked nuisance. Now I gotta find a place for all this junk you call scrap." Jarred would smile if he could as he waved with his back turned to him. "Always a pleasure doin' buisness with ya sir. Oh-" Jarred turned around, "And if you could tell your son, Miguel, to stop hiding outside the door to try to mug me of the money you just payed me, that would be greeeeaaaat.... chow!" He finished with a lazy two finger salute, his thumb resting on his ring and pinky finger. A very faint whirring sound could be heard as he turned back around and walked out. Shorty after walking out the door, Hugo stood up from the junk pile with a little bit of a worried look on his face. He heard someone start to yell, but it didn't last long.

"Hey, Miguel!" he heard Jarred say. "Give me your money, bi-UALALULULALALALALALALAAUahhhh!" Miguel shouted right before, and apparently while he was getting tased. There was a short silence followed by the sound of someone flopping onto the ground. "Nevermind, Hugo, too late.... I think he knows!" Jarred said as he continued to walk away, making a blowing sound as he brought his two fingers to his face like blowing smoke from a barrel. On his way down the street he saw a familiar bar and thought about his own alcohol stockpile at home.....which was none.

"Hmmmmmm," he hummed as he patted himself over, looking for something. "AHA!" he pulled out a flask from his pocket and gave it a shake....nothing. He popped the cap and turned it over.....still nothing. "....well shit...." He guessed it was time to restock, or at least fill up his flask. He started to walk into the bar when the bouncer was busy with another customer, however, it didn't seem like it was the only bouncer. He got stopped by another, a familiar face (even though Jarred couldn't remember his name for the life of him), who had also asked to offload any weapons. "What? Since when did people start having to do that? Wait...is it because of the mask? It's the mask isn't it? That's not very polite ya'know, but I'll overlook it for now and comply with your asinine request." The bouncer rolled his eyes as Jarred pulled out his sawed off shotgun and placed it in the bouncer's hands. "There, don't scratch her, she already doesn't like being handled by other men."

With a sigh the bouncer continued, "Jarred, c'mon man, I know you have more on you." Damn....this guy really did know him, and Jarred couldn't stand not knowing a name of someone who could remember his. He started offloading his other weapons. "Greg?" he handed over his pistol. "Nope."

"Uuuuhhhh...Kerry?" as he started pulling out his lever action rifle. "Wrong again."
"Dammit...hmmm...Victor?" as he set it in his hands. "Not even close."
"God bless it, Jason, I know I've told you I'm bad at names!" he said irritatedly, unknowing that he got it right. "There ya go."
"OH!....so I did...," he finished as he pulled his knife out, flipping it in the air and catching it by the blade to hand it to Jason handle first. Jason had to shift around a bit to grab it as well. "Holy shit man, you pack enough heat or what?"
"Not at all, I wish I could carry more. Alright, Jack, let me get a drink to fill my flask and I'll be right back out." The bouncer shook his head as he went over and put the weapons in a safe box for him until he came back.

Jarred went over to the counter and ordered enough whiskey to fill his flask, payed for it and filled it up, leaving the glass for the bartender. "I never understand why you don't just stick around and drink, often as you come by here."

"It's easy, Victor-," he started. "Kerry," the man corrected. "OOOOH ok, that makes sense now." Jarred remarked about the mix up of names in his head. "Anyway, yeah, it's easy, I like to drink, just not in public. Cheers." he said as he raised his flask and then stored it. He sat down in the booth and looked around. There was definitely an odd assortment of people in here today.
Awesome, will modify the story when i can and let you know when i get it updated@Hekazu
Welp, here goes, hope y'all like it, let me know what I need to change or back off on because I know there is probably something, haha

I tried to keep most his weapons and such to simple guns. the most unique aspects are his left arm and how he can see. I figured the way he hears and can tune into radio frequencies to be kinda easy to do

I see y'all don't have a hacker/tech and machine savvy character yet. It would make sense that he could do that if he filled that tole, right? think I'm just about ready to start up a cs.

oh and @SleepingSilence thanks for the tip, option 4 it is!

the first picture (the one in all white) is essentially is his body/bodysuit. but yeah, he keeps that covered as much as possible

essentially, he has to do maintenance on it regularly to keep it going. there are compartments in his body that hold vials of various fluid, some of which he injects into a port at his neck and what not, and that is partially how he keeps going. he cant eat or drink anymore so that is one of the type of vials he makes for himself as well, it
gives him nutrition for whats left of his body. the rest is just maintenance fluids. upon receiving too much damage or not maintaining hid body, it can lock up on him.

EDIT: working on a cs now, but I have to head to work
lol, thought so. just kinda took a number of shots to see which one hit the right target. ok first one it is. sounds good to build off of. would it be alright if I said he was slowly replacing parts that he was given with his own found parts or would that be a big no/ red flag to the other guys
I had three ideas really, but i only want to do one character. first idea was more of a guy who lives/wanders the combat zones for resources. He is the main one i have in mind actually as I have thought about him more.
There was an accident that maimed his body, and he ended up building himself a new one, but he is so ashamed of the state his body is in the he hides it under clothes and masks
here is his body (his face is behind a thin cloth)

as far as what he wears it would most likely have a post apocalyptic feel as he scrounged it from the combat zones
having trouble deciding what he wears




I don't have much thought on his skills and weapons yet though.


other idea i had was this guy

which I was thinking that thing on his shoulder could be some type of directional emp device.


last one is the classic hearty tanky guy. Ex-military sort who would work heavy security operations. carries a heavy weapon and can deploy a hardlight projection ai that bears shields that he can use to protect other allies or himself. though i think that may be a bit too futuristic, I don't know. he would be a fun one to rp too.
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