Jorick

Spam Guild : The Airing Of Grievances : A Festivus For the Restivus!!!!

The fuck is this even supposed to mean? Why are you riding my dick so hard?

Empowered - A Tale of Strength and Weakness in Spamopolis

idlehands said
Sex scene with Awson.

Yup, Bela paid be $6.50 for that honor in Resistance, but new story means new pricing. The Awson sex scene package is now $8.

Sherlock Holmes said
Meh. I'll keep the money and take my chances.

Ah, so you'll be taking the free off screen death mention then. Fair enough.

Empowered - A Tale of Strength and Weakness in Spamopolis

Sherlock Holmes said
What if I pay you $6.50?

Then I'll pocket the extra buck fifty and claim you only paid me five, duh.

Empowered - A Tale of Strength and Weakness in Spamopolis

Sherlock Holmes said
There was no stipulation of it only being a 'one time thing'. You're a false advertiser and I want my money back.

Well, seeing as you paid me nothing, sure, I'll give you a full refund. I'll even throw in $5 in store credit by way of apology.

Note that the only item you can buy for $5 is a pitiful and useless death in the story within one paragraph of you first being introduced.

Empowered - A Tale of Strength and Weakness in Spamopolis

Sherlock Holmes said
I'M ASKING AGAIN! POST MOAR NOW!

It was a one time thing. Don't get greedy, jeez.

El Final de la Paz; A Spamfic

pitwhousedtodopokemon said
Well,this is interesting.

No.

El Final de la Paz; A Spamfic

Good stuff so far. :D

In case some people wanna figure it out for themselves, I'll throw my speculation in a hider.

Speculation

Reyes is RPG101. His name makes it pretty obvious. Reyes Pastor de Guerrero = RPG, Centeruno = 101 (center being the 100, uno meaning 1).

I'm almost positive Calista is Smiral, just based on her way of speech and demeanor.

Daniel might be Sole, just because of the last part of his name (del Sol). Could be other people though, idk.

I only have vague guesses as to who the warden is.

Had an interview today

Why would you hope for a real person job?

Fuck that shit.

Hope for a fictional person job.

Aspire to be a wizard.

Work towards becoming a cyborg from the future.

Try to get a job as a god.

Don't settle for reality like a pleb.

Another spamfic thing

Zed said
You're the one who shared it with me, you fuck.:D

Oh, did I? That doesn't really surprise me, because I like the Dresden Dolls, but I forgot. I feel like past me did a good thing, lol.

Empowered - A Tale of Strength and Weakness in Spamopolis

Giygas said
Couldn't you get these published if you wanted to? I'd buy them.

And who exactly would publish a fanfic based on the community of a subsection of a roleplaying forum?

idlehands said
That would require people to actually read his thread.

Fair point, haha.

The Nexerus said
Relatively generic premise, but presented well. Seems like it'll be a good read. Reminds me of the plot of Infamous.

Yup, super power stuff has been done to death, no denying that. Hopefully my take is interesting enough to make up for it.

Sherlock Holmes said
I want to read more of this, Jorick. Like, XD

ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE

Chapter 1 - Genesis is up. I already had most of it written before writing the prologue. :D