Jorick

Character Project...

Darog the Badger God said
God Emperor Jorick Optional(challenging boss,the hardest to defeat, players prefer to go after his awesome loot(More precisely "The Emperor's Cudgel" the best weapon in terms of overall stats, with a 90% chance of stunning most enemies). Throughout the story, Jorick appears to the Main Protagonist as "The Nameless Vagabond" offering cryptic hints about how each of the main bosses fighting styles, and vague descriptions of their role and past within the story. Appearing sporadically and offer before each boss, Jorick is heavily cloaked from head to toe, his face obscured, but what appears to be golden armor sometimes peeks through the layered cloth. But in truth, He's actually the "God-Emperor" a powerful being that was angered by man's lust for power, creating the various bosses the Main Protagonist had to slay. Once you reveal his true nature, he appears clad in divine golden armour, and almost giant in his size. He awaits for the Protagonist in his realm "The Halls of Power" awaiting for one final duel. God Emperor Jorick has three forms you must face, firstly, his "Towering King" form. A mountain of a man with the speed of a demon, Jorick wields two great halberds with deadly reach. His four swing combo is deadly and fast, allowing only minimal chance of dodging if close by. His overhead strikes are slower but much more powerful, and hit in two strikes. On occasion, he will buff himself to deal extra divine damage, paralyzing you in place for a few seconds. Once taking his health down to a certain amount, the next stage of the fight begins, as Jorick transforms into his "Divine Dragon" form. Hulking over with his bright gold scales and wings, Jorick's attacks become more aggressive, fitting for his appearance. His breath attack is not that of fire, but of divine light, paralyzing and blinding you on the spot. Occasionally he will go for a one hit kill move, in which he simply devours you whole. His final form, is his namesake, "The God-Emperor" as hulking as his dragon form, but human in shape with his armor regal in appearance and, and glowing with divine light. He wield's the Emperor's Cudgel, and uses like a master. The Cudgel acts as both a close combat and ranged combat tool to his strategy. He has a three strike combo, that deals heavy damage if able to connect successfully. He will slam his Cudgel with a ground pound, creating a wave of divine light. On occasion, he will raise his cudgel into the air, sending out arcane missiles that home in and explode, the amount can range from 2 to 5. After he is beaten he will simply laugh and explain how he was testing the might of the Protagonist, and leave his trusted weapon in their hands.

Fuck yeah, I love it.

Great choice of theme music, btw.

The Armies of Spam: A Medieval Fantasy Spamfic [Interest Check]

idlehands said
I bet he does.

ayy gurl, is ur ass a fae artifact? cuz I'm feelin it, nahmsayin? ;D

The Armies of Spam: A Medieval Fantasy Spamfic [Interest Check]

Name: Lord Jorick Harrow of Harrowton
Affiliation: Le Pauvroi
Special Trait: Highly skilled and naturally talented with all manner of large two-handed weapons (greatswords, mauls, heavy spears, etc.), just plain awful at riding horses, and has a gift for feeling out where fae artifacts are hidden.
Optional Background Info: Was the lord of a castle called Harrowton, was exiled for rebelling against a tyrant king, joined Le Pauvroi and captured a castle and town on Alspmar to be his new lordly seat, which he renamed New Harrowton.
Names of Towns: New Harrowton, Corran's Mill, Highfield, Redgrove. I like names for fantasy towns that could have an obvious story behind them, since it gives a bit of ready history for the town.
Prose/Verse: Prose.

Character Project...

I like half assed creativity.

Name: God-Emperor Jorick
Type: Optional super secret hardest boss in the game that gives you the best weapon for the main character
Genre: Dark Fantasy

Which FF game is worth getting?

Cpt Toellner said
Get VI first, excellent game, best villain.

Best villain for sure. Fuckin' Kafka.

Which FF game is worth getting?

Any of them up through FFX are decent at a minimum. After that shit gets iffy and often awful.

If you're looking for one of the 2D games, I'd suggest going for VI (the one marketed as III in the US and other places because reasons). The others are good too, that one is just my favorite of the 2D games.

If you want one of the 3D ones, eh, kind of a toss up. I'd say you can't really go wrong with anything from VII through X. VII and IX are my favorites from that group though, for what it's worth.

Spam Sector: Revelations

Should be neat.

Also, I recognize some of those sector names.

MowtenDoo?

Magic Magnum said
Cause they do random shit all the time... :/
At least, doing constant bandwagons on completely unrelated topics seems random to me.

There's a difference between being goofy/stupid and being randumb.

Randumb is incoherent nonsense and non-sequitur comments, often done in an attempt to be amusing. Those videos you posted are great examples of the former: they're just a bunch of unrelated shit thrown together with some music, particularly the first one with all the utterly irrelevant background images thrown in there. As for non-sequitur comments, there was that one idiot who would go and post in various threads just saying they liked.. idk, waffles or muffins or some shit like that, posts that had nothing at all to do with what was going on in the thread.

Being goofy and/or stupid is just that: stupid shit played for humor. That's what bandwagons are. They're not random and chaotic, they're organized stupidity. Someone makes a dumb thread (or just a dumb title), someone else decides to copy and tweak it, and on it goes with more people giving their own take on the dumb shit. Bandwagons appear to have completely different topics when they're just playing off of the title, sure, but they're still following a pattern. Things following patterns are kinda the opposite of random. And before you possibly bring up the way threads always head off into way different subjects than where they start, that's not random either, that's just how conversations work with different things being brought up in relation to whatever is talked about, which is completely logical and coherent.

Stupid is fine. Spam people are in general totally down with stupid (though wit is also greatly appreciated in these parts). It's randumb shit that most hate on, because random garbage isn't funny, it's just gibberish. It's people who lack the wit for both wittiness and humorous stupidity, so they sink even lower than stupid and go for random. Fuck that noise, man. That's like someone taking a shit in their hand, throwing it a wall, and calling it art. I dunno about you, but I don't consider fecal splatter to be art, and that's why I detest randumb idiots.

Legend of Renalta 2: Reborn

Kasim - Rheinfeld

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The slap only served to amuse Kasim. He could see that Moira was interested, but apparently her current stalking of Davian took precedence. Grinning, he hurried after her yet again. At first he thought the woman having demon blood meant she was an agent of the demons themselves, but he found himself persuaded by her statement that demons hated her kind too. It was entirely possible that she was here for less than evil purposes, and his talk of wanting to fuck her hadn't been a lie, so it would not be heroic at all if he were to kill her outright here and now just because of his suspicions. That was how villains started out in a lot of the longer tales, well-meaning men who did a bad thing for a good cause and then just slid into the abyss of evil. He didn't want to be the villain of a traveler's tale, so he did not try to stop her or harm her.

Kasim spoke up again as he caught up to Moira. "Now who's making assumptions? When I said I knew what you were, that's exactly what I meant. If I thought you were the real thing instead of just having some of the blood, I wouldn't be chatting you up, I would be raising the alarm and trying to kill you." He quieted for a moment, considering whether he'd just spoken the truth or not. He knew he probably would fuck a demon if given the chance, but given the circumstances and the mission at hand he probably would do the alarm raising thing if he had spotted one here. Being a hero had to come before getting laid, after all.

Satisfied with his self-assessment, Kasim continued on. "It's alright though, no harm done. You were right, I am a pig, but I'm also a persistent one. You've got business with Davian, that's fine, I get it, business comes before pleasure. I'll just tag along and make sure none of these Crusader assholes get it in their head to kill you just because of your skin color. You know how they can be, I'm sure. Then after you're done, hey, maybe you'll be in the mood for something more entertaining than dealing with Lieutenant Shitbrains of the Templars." That said, Kasim let her pull a couple steps ahead of him and slipped his bow off his shoulder. He did not draw an arrow yet, but he kept his right hand near the quiver hanging from his belt. He hoped that he wasn't making a huge mistake in letting the woman get near Davian, but he couldn't shake the feeling that it would be far too obvious for a tiefling to be the bad guy at a gathering of Crusaders, thus she had to have some good reason for being here instead. There was nothing for it but to follow and to be ready to put an arrow in her back if necessary, so he followed and remained ready.

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Zin - Rheinfeld

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Zin chimed in to add to Alida's response to Taigyn, giving him a more comprehensive answer than the Republican leader had deigned to give. "I received a telepathic message from Kasim saying that there's a tiefling woman disguised as a Templar and following Davian, and that he in turn is following the tiefling to make sure she causes no trouble. Davian is heading for the barn to investigate some odd feelings coming from it. I would suggest that we leave the barn situation to Davian, Kasim, and the Republic soldiers who are already nearby, as I am sure they're capable of investigating and dealing with whatever they find. The Templars ought to stay here in case there's more trouble afoot. Better safe than sorry, as Alida said."

She gave Taigyn and Alida both a pleasant smile. "Distracting though the situation may be, I think it would be best to continue on with the meeting as planned. There's naught to be gained from delaying, and I'm sure we'll have ample warning of any troubles coming our way from the barn, should it prove to be anything more than a false alarm."

The Last Bastion: Bunker Chicago

Herzinth said
"You're not supposed to pull your parachute in the plane.""Well it's too late now."

I almost want to edit my post to make this be what happened.