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Doivid said hi


Where have you been? Add Doivid into the group and make us a sassy lil trio.
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idlehands said
Where have you been? Add Doivid into the group and make us a sassy lil trio.


Yes ma'am. I had a place for Aza and I'm not sure if your paths will cross right away... but you and Doivid can definitely be a unit.

I'm going to outline this first chapter tonight and work on it over this upcoming weekend. It will be taking a back seat to these two essays I should be working on, but I intend to make a slot for it in my schedule.

I also need to research naval battles because I intended for them to be important... then remembered that I know nothing about them. This will be a learning experience.
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Foxxie said
Yes ma'am. I had a place for Aza and I'm not sure if your paths will cross right away... but you and Doivid can definitely be a unit.I'm going to outline this first chapter tonight and work on it over this upcoming weekend. It will be taking a back seat to these two essays I should be working on, but I intend to make a slot for it in my schedule.I also need to research naval battles because I intended for them to be important... then remembered that I know nothing about them. This will be a learning experience.


I'm expecting a beautiful haiku.
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Foxxie said Yes ma'am. I had a place for Aza and I'm not sure if your paths will cross right away... but you and Doivid can definitely be a unit.

I'm going to outline this first chapter tonight and work on it over this upcoming weekend. It will be taking a back seat to these two essays I should be working on, but I intend to make a slot for it in my schedule.

I also need to research naval battles because I intended for them to be important... then remembered that I know nothing about them. This will be a learning experience.


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Sole said
I'm expecting a beautiful haiku.


disappointment will
follow surely as sour
cream on a taco
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:clap
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Creamy goodness is
always welcome on yummy
savory tacos

E: I haven't done a haiku since 6th grade, I had to try it. :D Also, really looking forward to seeing your writing, Foxxie.
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Foxxie said
Yes ma'am. I had a place for Aza and I'm not sure if your paths will cross right away... but you and Doivid can definitely be a unit.


Who's to busy to be sassy with Idle and David?
This guy

#toohip
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Name: Lord Jorick Harrow of Harrowton
Affiliation: Le Pauvroi
Special Trait: Highly skilled and naturally talented with all manner of large two-handed weapons (greatswords, mauls, heavy spears, etc.), just plain awful at riding horses, and has a gift for feeling out where fae artifacts are hidden.
Optional Background Info: Was the lord of a castle called Harrowton, was exiled for rebelling against a tyrant king, joined Le Pauvroi and captured a castle and town on Alspmar to be his new lordly seat, which he renamed New Harrowton.
Names of Towns: New Harrowton, Corran's Mill, Highfield, Redgrove. I like names for fantasy towns that could have an obvious story behind them, since it gives a bit of ready history for the town.
Prose/Verse: Prose.
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Jorick said has a gift for feeling out where fae artifacts are hidden


I bet he does.
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idlehands said
I bet he does.


ayy gurl, is ur ass a fae artifact? cuz I'm feelin it, nahmsayin? ;D
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Spamfics are entertaining to read because it's the easiest, laziest form of participation one can think of. Someone just uses your name and you immediately feel more attached to the story. Great!

This, however, is far too much effort for me.
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Spamfics are entertaining to read because it's the easiest, laziest form of participation one can think of. Someone just uses your name and you immediately feel more attached to the story. Great! This, however, is far too much effort for me.


I would assume, like every fanfic, Foxxie has a place for you.

You're just way too important to keep out

Gross
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I am history.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Cpt Toellner
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I call Hank for Ensis.
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Cpt Toellner said
I call Hank for Ensis.


It's like you're a mindreader.

But no. I have plans for Hank.
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Fine, I want Mammoth on my team then.
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Foxxie said
It's like you're a mindreader. But no. I have plans for Hank.


Of course you do.
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The essay preventing me from working on this project has officially been started and will be finished by tomorrow afternoon. I should at least be able to update the map and then have a few days to get the intro post together. Thank you for your patience and characters.
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Name: Efrain, The Archduke Of Westerlands
Affiliation: Borsegeld (How do I make an umlaut)?
Special Trait:
Efrain's ancestors had the power of dragons, calling them forth in summoning spells, breathing fire, growing wings, tails, claws and scales, etcetera, because his ancestor, fifty generations ago, became a blood brother to a very powerful dragon, Stelerex The Gold. As a result, Efrain is incredibly strong, durable, healthy, agile and resistant to extremes of temperature. He could swim in a lake with sub zero temperatures and not even feel chilly, or sun bathe in the Hell that is the Arizonan deserts all days, for days on end, without even getting a hint of a sun burn. Also, although he still needs to eat, in reality, starving him or thirsting him to death is definitely a fruitless endeavor, since he can simply eat the dirt on the ground, literally, and survive.
Poison ivy and mild poisons have no chance to harm him, so he can even eat such leaves and plants without worrying about if he was desperate for food, he could even sustain himself with lethal poisons long enough to finally get his hands on real food without worrying, unless he ingests something that can kill an Elephant. In that case, he would definitely be sick, but not nowhere near dead.
Names of Towns:
Bailey Hill, Rivercalm, Aspenfalls, Oldoaks, Alden'srest, Steelwall
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