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8 yrs ago
Current I'm so horny, the crack of dawn better be careful around me.
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8 yrs ago
Kinkshaming other kinks is my kink, so don't kinkshame my kinkshaming kink.
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8 yrs ago
Grab life by the p***y
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8 yrs ago
Fitness? More like Fit'n'ess whole pizza in my mouth!
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8 yrs ago
ALRIGHT! THAT'S IT! WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS STOLE MY FUCKING... OH! There it is...
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Canadian English Teacher
Deep fascination with anything relating to medieval Europe, or ancient Greece

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@Jotunn Draugr That's kinda like a game changing villain if he's that powerful. Any enemies should be lower tier, leave the game changing Galactus and Apocalypse level threats to @Aro and myself!

I like it though, just cut back on some of the powers if you wanna use this guy. Also, secondary characters are meant to be an additional character when you're stuck with your primaries. If you have a one note villain, it'll get old real quick and you're likely to get stuck writing two characters into corners.

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We'll just try tagging @Carlsberg and see if he/she pops in.

~KL~


Ah, are you sure? I was hoping that I could hop in as the game-changer, to spice things up a bit, after the super-team gets going. And in the mean-time, SURD can stay in his old-man form, running around causing mischief, getting the world ready for the return.
Archetype: Demi-God

Name: SURD / Avatar of SURD

Alias: THE FIRST FLAME, THE FLAMEBRINGER / The Flamecaller

Age: 14,000,000,000 / 54

Powers:

In SURD form:
-Fire breath
-Smoke breath
-Super-strength
-Ability to set things aflame by touching them
-Ability to regenerate by channeling energy from sunlight
-A large, flaming sword
-Skin as hard as obsidian, and as durable as thick leather
-A super-heated body, that evaporates most liquids, and melts most solids upon contact
-Can grant free-thought to any open flame, allowing it to walk freely around (imagine a candle's flame jumping off of the candle, and walking down the table)

In Avatar form:
-Fire-breath
-Smoke-breath
-Ability to regenerate by channeling energy from any open flame
-Can sense the location of open flames
-Can temporarily summon SURD's powers through chants and rituals
-Can transform into SURD by channeling the sun's energy

Weaknesses: SURD can only maintain his Demi-God form while in sunlight. He has to maintain contact with the sun's energy, or he'll return to his Avatar form, where he's basically just a wizard. SURD also still feels pain, and can be knocked around by a large enough force. Gods and Demi-Gods will be able to delay and distract him for periods of time, and he will grow tired. He needs to channel the sun's energy to revitalize himself.

Alignment: Villain

Personality: Hot-headed, nostalgic, driven, inspired, patient

Appearance:
In SURD form: 20 feet tall

A giant humanoid creature, with eyes as bright as the sun. His hair and beard consist of living flames, lashing out from his face. His skin is black and rough as coal, with veins of magma glowing through. His clothing consists of a sheet of smoke, that wraps around his lower torso, and bellows behind him like a cape. His feet leave a blackened pit wherever he steps.

In Avatar form: 5'9"
A hobbled, sinister man. Where his eyes once were, two burn-marks remain, yet he somehow is able to see. His skin is a sickly shade of grey, as though coated with a layer of ash. His beard is long and black, and hasn't been trimmed in countless years. He wears faded cotton clothes, with a long, hooded black cloak over-top. A lit cigarette hangs from his mouth at all times.

BRIEF Bio:
In the beginning, there was no matter. Only the forces of fire and ice, waging war on one another, from opposite ends of the universe. As the battle raged on, the heat of SURD, god-king of the fire, melted away at the flesh of YMIR, god-king of the ice. This created the water of life, from which came the first humans. Ancient Norse legends tell that the first men slew YMIR, and his rotting body became the matter of the universe, including the Earth. From his grave, sprouted YGGDRASIL, the World Tree, that connected the realm of the Gods to the realm of Man.
Without an opponent to rage against, SURD fell into a deep, purposeless sadness, and retreated deep into the roots of YGGDRASIL. Now, after billions of years of contemplation and slumber, SURD is ready to return. He sees the life that spawned from YMIR's body as an extension of YMIR himself, and believes his purpose isn't yet complete, until he slays the offspring of YMIR, his eternal rival.
Of course, the universe is far colder now, than it was when SURD commanded his army, and the atmosphere of Earth protects it from the majority of the sun's power (and by extension, SURD's power). SURD will have to channel his power through a host, living within Earth's atmosphere.

Storylines:
SURD has one goal, and one goal only. If you wish to help him exterminate all life in the universe, go ahead. Otherwise, run or fight. Of course, I'm open to conflicts, fight scenes, and dialogs with The Avatar of SURD. He's a bit more human.
If Vol'jin wants to be our Warchief, I think we need to see his birth-certificate! I mean come on, having a Troll in charge of the ORCISH Horde? He's weak. We need a leader who'll build a great, great wall in Ashenvale, and make the Night Elves pay for it!

Time to Make Ogrimmar Great Again. Time for an Orc Warchief again!
In Hey Canadians 8 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
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I agree completely.


Alright, then let me be clear. You are betraying yourself, as an obnoxious, socially inept child. I'd advise that you attempt to gain a base level of maturity and self-restraint before you converse with adults, lest you come across as a brat throwing a tantrum.
In Hey Canadians 8 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
gr] You got so caught up in the metaphor that the point went right over your head. Congratulations, that level of tunnel vision is probably a new record.


What a polite individual you are. Really respectful. Not some asshole that tosses insults around like an insecure teenager.
In Hey Canadians 8 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
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What exactly does the Queen do for the system though? Surely you could just have a parliamentary Republic and it would achieve the same thing, plus you'd have your own identity.


Some Canadians have their own identity, free from Britain. They're called French-Canadians, and everyone hates them.
In Hey Canadians 8 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
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Right. Completely unlike people who share a last name.

There are two reasons to preserve the current system. The first is cultural, which I have already laid out the case for, and the second is practical. The constitutional monarchy system works, excellently so; nearly every single one of the most democratic and otherwise most capably governed countries in the world follows the same example followed by Canada. It is an effective system, legally and politically, and any replacement is more likely to be inferior than superior.


Yes yes, and I share a last name with the guy who invented this
.
Doesn't mean that his family actually has any relation or association with my family, or that I am even remotely associated with this


On the other hand, I have dinner more often with family members who have a different surname. Almost as if our relationship, and familial ties, are deeper and more meaningful than a last name.

I agree with you for the most part, but I do think you're underselling the importance of imperial culture, in the face of basic politics and law. I think our culture is a bit more nuanced than that, and we don't just celebrate the queen on a purely obligatory and functionalistic level.
In Hey Canadians 8 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
And here I was thinking Canadians were all cool, all the time, and never argued.

I blame South Park.


Nope, this show is completely accurate...



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BUT I DUN WANNA!


Come on honey! It's time to lose those love-handles! Discover the new you!



Work it!
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Exercise and a diet? How big do you think it is?


Hey man, that's none of my business. That's between you and creases in your couch. I'm just telling you how to take it away. ;)

Muhammad Ali was a racist.


Nelson Mandela and Gandhi were both racist.
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