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Gold City - Streets.





Seshat stopped in midair as she saw Oh-Seven flying towards the ground, followed by another fighter and its two cohorts. They were obviously robotic, but their exact nature was unknown to her. Still, it was of little importance; if they were going after Oh-Seven, they were certainly up to no good. She flew up to a nice vantage point and drew her rifle, centering the sights right on the one with the scythe as she prepared to swing…

And was interrupted as a roaring blue blur rammed its way through her target. It took her a second to recognize the interloper, but the motorcycle was a dead giveaway. The Justice Rider was back.




SKKKKKKKKRRRT


Jill skidded to a stop a few yards away from the pair, turning her bike to the side in the process. Honestly, she was feeling a little anxious on the way over, but now that she was back in the saddle and the adrenaline was kicking in, it was like her “break” never happened.

”Pickin’ on such a nice young lady…” Jill shook her head with a confident smirk. ”Maybe you need to see what happens when you mess with my friends!” She held the EX-System forward and attached it to her waist, turning the key and swiping her finger over the startup switches on the side. It began emitting its recognizable jingle as she took a deep breath, adopting her trademark transformation pose.

”HENSHIN!”


Jill became shrouded in brilliant light, armor forming around her body while its engine spun to life. It felt… different, since Antarctica. Looked different, too, judging by the new, sleek plating and the mufflers poking out near her shoulder pads. Not that she had time to care about the details.

”Hey Oh-Seven. Been a while, hasn't it?” The Justice Rider smirked as she revved the engine, charging towards the one with the scythe once more.






Gold City - Outside Breicen Apartment.





Oh god, what the fuck am I doing?” Jasmine thought as she sped down the hall. I’m running towards an explosion? I think I can fight now, right? After all that trai-

"Curveball!"


On reflex, the young witch turned around and caught the demon prince of Gluttony as he sailed by, tucking in her legs and swinging forward to slip through the window that Lucas had just broken.

”Are we gonna do the thing now?” Beelzebub asked, beginning to pant with exhaustion.

”Yeah.” Jasmine said. Her silhouette became shrouded in darkness for a few moments, and she emerged in the punk witch getup that signified her transformation. That familiar feeling started poking at the back of her mind, an anxious, joyous hunger. A silver staff appeared in her hand, which expanded and began to emit jets of red hot flames as she put it beneath her feet like a skateboard. Way cooler than driving.

Almost on cue, she saw Jill’s blue motorcycle shoot out from the apartment building and begin weaving its way through the streets below. The witch tipped her broom downwards, feeling a rush of adrenaline to match the increase in speed until she evened out above street level. She tipped her hat to Lucas as she passed him by. Maybe this wouldn't be so bad after all?




Gold City - Current Levai Residence.





Isabella sighed, the worst of his hangover having passed. There was the oppressing feeling of the end of an era, or rather a return to normalcy. With the kid back on her feet, it was only a matter of time until he was back to babysitting. Likely with the addition of her little sister.

The default ringtone of a cell phone began playing from the table. He slowly picked it up.

”We’re on. Make sure the debut goes well.”

The half demon growled at the sound of the voice on the other end, who had already hung up. It seemed like it was time to go back to the role of the distant mentor. Of course, he had other plans. He would be there, of course, maybe step in if Jill couldn’t fend for herself, but he was far more interested in seeing just who SHINING was playing ball with this time…






Gold City - Breicen Apartment.





Jill and Jasmine stared blankly at the tower of junk, now collapsed into ruin on the floor. There was something almost impressive about the sheer volume that was successfully crammed into the space of one closet, and yet so quickly toppled. A testament to the ingenuity and prowess that one can muster when realizing the consequences of their own procrastination.

”Holy shit, is that my casaba melon?!” Beelzebub swooped down through the silence and snatched his prize between his talons, tossing it about with maniacal laughter that echoed through the hollowed out fruit like some sort of rotting instrument. Jill sighed and shook her head.

”Yeah, that sounds great, Lucas.” She said with a smile. ”I’ll just get the car started up and we can-”

She was interrupted by the sound of an explosion in the distance. Looking out the window, she could see the smoke coming from one of the rooftops below. A quick beep could be heard from within her pocket.

”Ah, darn, guess that’s my cue.” Jill’s smile faded as she rummaged around in her wallet, leaning over the trash pile and handing Lucas a green piece of paper bearing the image of a former American president. ”Look, here’s a hundred dollars, y’all can go grab pancakes or save it for later and join in on whatever this is, I’m not the boss of ya. Just gotta ask that you make sure Jazzy doesn’t get hurt.” The Justice Rider quickly wheeled around and sped out the door.

”Wait, WHAT?!” Jasmine yelled. Pit Stop promptly flew past her, grabbed a protein bar, and was gone before she could process what had just happened. She began to run after her sister, even as Beelzebub fruitlessly protested.

”No, wait, think of the pancakes!




Gold City - Alleyway.





Seshat sighed.

Children, both of them. She slowly reached towards her rifle, as if this were routine.

"Beeeeesides... aren't there like eight other ones? Why don't you go chase one of them instead?"


”Because I do not have any leads on them. Now-”

The sound of the explosion immediately grabbed Seshat’s attention, turning her head in synch with Justin.

”I think this is more urgent, however.” The boosters on her back began to burst with blue light as she flew towards the commotion.
Jasmine Kotono

@ERode@Riffus Maximus



”Badass…”

The witch let out a sigh as she stared at the collapsing gate. It wasn’t too often that she could let loose like that. There was always collateral damage to be worried about, even when she was doing her thing in places that technically weren’t her problem.

She continued to stare for a moment before reaching for her bandolier. Bottles were somewhat carelessly tossed overboard towards remnant yokai until only one remained on her person.

“Well, I’m sure cleaning up the rest should be pretty easy,” Jasmine said with a shrug. “If any of you need anything, I’m not too hard to find.” She promptly leapt off the side of the ship, a pair of ebony wings holding her aloft. She soared her way back towards dry land, only stopping when she noticed that she had caught the attention of the seafaring magical girl.

"Heya, miss Hellfire. Can I ask for a biggie and incinerate all of the gross fleshy parts?"


”Miss Hellfire, huh?” Jasmine shrugged. ”Well, it’s certainly no biggie. Just watch my back for a couple seconds.” She concentrated, weaving one hand around the other as motes of hellfire began to appear, condensing into a searing light that continued to intensify before being contained in an inky blackness in the shape of a bottle, which quickly solidified.

She promptly hucked the bottle straight into the pile of viscera.

”Usually I try to keep a nice stock,” The witch explained, already reaching for a quick snack among the burning pile. ”But’cha can only make so many on short notice.” She reached for her phone and scrolled through her notifications, already acting as if Atheni was gone. Lots of barely-disguised targeted content and social media updates she honestly didn’t really give a shit about… and a message from Zen.

Sighting #2 of the Running Man. He cared about the ambulance staff, so I think he might be a pretty decent person!


There was a momentary pause. The silent yet unmistakable sound of gears turning in one’s head.

”Goddamnit, that was him!”

She slammed her free palm against her forehead and let out an exasperated groan. The sound of particularly annoyed typing filled the air.

Shit, I just ran into him on the ship without realizing it. Guess I can’t think when I’m hungry.


There was another pause, then a sudden addendum.

It’s nice that he seems alright, at least. I’ll still be keeping an eye out.


She shoved the phone back in her pocket. There wasn’t anything here worth sticking around for, anymore. Back to the cart and the usual route.
Jasmine Kotono



Jasmine let out an involuntary groan as she heard Zen’s voice echo out across the bay, her cleaver slicing off a wayward limb that would serve as her next battlefield snack. It wasn’t like she had anything against her. In fact, in Jasmine’s opinion, she was one of the only “mahou shoujos” with their head screwed on straight. She just hated being bossed around.

"Hey, miss Witch! Think those cocktails of yours would be better suited up here with us!"

The witch stared back at the ship rocketing towards her as she tore into a choice piece of seared yokai, absentmindedly dodging a swinging claw before sending its owner sliding across with the ice with a well-placed kick, knocking over its comrades like bowling pins. The way the ice was reforming was pretty alarming. Or at least annoying. Even magic ice usually couldn’t put up with much of a fight against hellfire, but this stuff was taking it like a champ. It was like… hell ice, or something. Hopefully the gate wasn’t this tough. Dark wings sprouted from the ribbon on her back as the boat drew close. She leapt on board.

”I’m not calling you “Grand Admiral,” for the record.” Jasmine announced, strolling across the boarding plank. She tossed a charred bone overboard as she looked over her fellow passengers. The bossy, stuck up unicorn who kept trying to tell her how to behave earned an annoyed huff. The nervous one earned some momentary concern. The goth one earned a slow nod of approval. The naked one… why the fuck was he naked?



”So you uh, really must have lucked out on the outf-”

"You heard the thing! Fire at will! Show them just who the hell we really are!"

”Right…” Jasmine shrugged, and strode her way down to the bow of the ship. She pulled a bottle of sauce off the bandolier. She threw it as hard as she could towards the gate, watching as hellfire roared across the ice with another loud boom.

It all felt way more cathartic from a higher vantage point.
Jasmine Kotono


The sight of a girl sprinting at top speed with a piece of toast in her mouth would be a typical sight, if not for the fact that this was Jasmine Kotono, a punk witch magical girl with a bandolier full of hot sauce and a massive cleaver slung over her right shoulder.

Also, the toast was on fire.

Jasmine produced a bottle and poured a line of flaming red sauce along the edge of her cleaver as she dashed out onto the ice. Why did monsters have to attack so early in the morning? Hell if she knew. The lack of caffeine was pissing her off, but she was generally pissed off whenever she happened to be in a fight anyways. She could grab coffee after, though. Now, it was time for breakfast.

The witch inhaled her toast as she spotted her prey, which happened to be one of those weird hopping umbrella things. It’d do. Feeling an occult overflow of spice and the magical energy that fueled her powers, she dashed towards the yokai and sliced it in half before it had any chance to fight back. She reached out and grabbed the burning top half of the remains before it could hit the floor and melt a hole in the ice, chowing down on charred paper that somehow tasted like spicy heaven. Actually, she could probably take this one with-

Her thoughts were interrupted as she took a club to the back, tumbling to the ground as she spotted an oni looming overhead. Any sense of dread was immediately overcome by anger as she noticed she was no longer holding her meal.

“I was eating that, you piece of shit!” Jasmine roared, reaching for a bottle and spraying a burst of hellfire at the oni. She didn’t even bother to watch it die as she reached for her new half-eaten umbrella, rolling around on the ice. She gobbled down the less weird-looking parts for a few moments before stopping to stare at the gate. Her peers could probably take care of the hordes, but she was eager to burn that thing down and go home.

She broke into a sprint again, dodging, slicing, and burning her way through ever-increasing masses of yokai until she found herself surrounded. She made a rough estimate of their numbers. It was enough. She beckoned them closer before withdrawing a fresh bottle of sauce. They got ready to pounce…

And Jasmine leapt.

”Burn in hell!”

She tossed the bottle to the ground.

BOOM!


A massive burst of flame erupted behind her as she hit the ground, red hot sauce burning its way through both the yokai and the ice they stood on, seawater boiling as it engulfed fire that it could not smother. There were no survivors... and no surviving snacks either, to Jasmine's annoyance.

Well, that oughta thin ‘em out a bit, at least… Time to do that to the gate.






Gold City - Breicen Apartment.





Jasmine laughed awkwardly as she stared off to the side. At least Lucas was moving the conversation away from the whole driving thing. Not like Jill rolling back into battle was something she liked talking about either, though.

"Like they got a buncha those Justice dumba- guys. Right? Shit, if I was gettin' paid time off I'd take all I could get."


”Well...” Jill shrugged. ”I’ve had a lot of time to think while I was laying around in that hospital bed, but I guess I never thought of it that way.”

She paused to think about it for a moment. There was pressure, obviously; she was SHINING’s front and center Rider before she went down, and there was a lot of anticipation to see her back in action. But she could have easily gotten a bit more time if she wanted. Idling just wasn’t something she was geared for, she guessed.

”I guess if I had to explain it, it feels like the world’s been spinning without me for ages now. Only feels natural to catch up as fast as I can.”




Gold City - Alleyway.





Seshat had the same disapproving frown as the two Nomads explained themselves. They were clearly being extremely stupid, but she’d seen it all before. She had, in fact, lived through thousands of years of men screaming at each other and coming to blows for the most poorly-conceived reasons imaginable.

She raised an eyebrow when Justin turned the conversation towards her own activities.

”I’ve been attempting to ascertain the location of the Power Stone.” Seshat explained. ”Along with a few other loose ends from the battle in Antarctica. Though I believe the stone to be the most concerning among them.” She uncrossed her arms, settling down now that the fight seemed to be definitively over.

”Though I must apologize if you were hoping to speak to me about something over the past few months. I had assumed you wanted nothing to do with me.”






Isabella awoke with a groan, head pounding like he’d been hit in the head with a sledgehammer. It was a regular experience. At least he woke up on the couch this time. Feeling around the coffee table, he didn’t find the bottle of vodka he was looking for, just a note. Isabella groaned louder, this time in exasperation, and pulled it closer. It was his parent’s handwriting:

Jill’s PT appointment was today. Told them you were asleep, they decided Jasmine could try driving again. Try seeing them after?

Coffee’s in the pot. Left you a bagel too. Please try making something!
<3 Mom


Oh, right… that was today.




While Jill spent months in the hospital, and Jasmine took it upon herself to hang out in Jill’s penthouse apartment, Rosie had bought a nice condominium in Gold City. She had managed to talk their way into quite a large amount of money for their help in Antarctica, and decided that she could use a vacation. Or something close to one; art was technically her job, but she was passionate enough about it that she rarely thought of it that way. Nevertheless, she’d managed to talk Isabella into staying with her, as long as he needed to stay in Gold City himself. He was, after all, in charge of overseeing Jill’s recovery, and being on standby in case Horizon Frontiers made any “errors in judgement” regarding her care.

But now that she was out of her coma, he had trouble facing her. While on principle he had little sympathy for the Riders, much less for SHINING’s newest darling, he couldn’t say she at all deserved what happened to her.

And he felt in some way complicit in that.

And she’s back to spending her time with her sister, who was also tough to face. Isabella had trained her to fight, as she’d asked, but he’d been harsh in doing so. Prodded at her deepest fears and insecurities to bring out that fighting spirit within her. It was the right thing to do, of course; her enemies and the sad reality of the world would be more cruel to her than he ever could. But there was that small part of him that knew it felt wrong.

And Lucas was living with the both of them, as if it was all deliberately arranged to make the situation as awkward as possible. He certainly didn’t know how to deal with suddenly having a half-brother on top of everything else. He doubted Lucas did either. And Rosie seemed to be perfectly fine with waiting for the kid to make his own decisions as far as family went.




So all in all, when it came to seeing the three of them versus laying hung over on the couch, it was a carefully weighed set of pros and cons.

I should probably get off the couch, at least…

He rose and stumbled his way past the bathroom. He could hear the shower running, and that weak “lo-fi” music playing from behind the door. Why his mom decided to take afternoon showers when she was less a morning person and more a morning immortal demon with no need to shower, he’d never know.

Isabella poured himself some coffee and stared at the bagel on the counter with tired contempt before wolfing it down.
















”You’re doing great, Jazzy, you just need to take it easy.”

Jasmine’s eyes widened as she slammed on the brakes, coming to a sudden stop a sizable distance away from the intersection. Jill said it like it was so easy, as if it was just perfectly normal to be responsible to be in charge of some fancy-as-hell rental car driving around a crowded city when you didn’t even have your license yet. She wondered if SHINING would find some way to chew her out if she crashed it. Probably not, but she could always feel them judging her whenever the higher ups were around, what with her edgy social media posts, and her inability to act or generate profit, not like-

”Are you gonna go, kid?”

Jasmine quickly looked both ways before hitting the gas a bit too hard and speeding off. Of course, her destination wasn’t that far off, so she quickly slammed the brakes again, screeching to a halt in front of the apartment complex.

”Listen, you did great today, I’ll just have Pit Stop park the car in the lot, okay?”

”Yeah, didn’t even have to swerve away from any old ladies this time!” Beelzebub broke out into a hearty laugh as Jasmine let out a long, deeply held breath of air. Why did she even need to drive anyways? She could fucking fly around on a broom. Or ride her skateboard. Or even walk! So many less anxiety-inducing ways of getting around.

But at least it was over with. Now she could get back to eliminating all that stress.




After Antarctica, Jasmine was sent on the emotional roller coaster of a lifetime. She dropped out of school pretty soon after; she just couldn’t handle the anxiety anymore. Would Jill ever wake up? Or was that it? It was all she ever thought about for a long time. She’d managed to convince Izzy to teach her how to fight, at least a little bit, in case she ever woke up, but that was about all she did in the meantime.

Eventually, Jill woke up, and immediately started on a rigorous physical therapy program. It was becoming clear that things were going back to normal, which caused that stress to start creeping back again. What if she ended up getting hurt again? Jasmine couldn’t say. Coping was a lot easier, though, especially now that Lucas was back from his whole training journey thing. In the end, she was savoring every day she got before her big sister got whisked away again, risking her life to deal with whatever maniac supervillain SHINING decided was profitable to focus on.




Jill, Jasmine, Beelzebub, and Pit Stop entered their apartment to find it more or less clean. Which was rather impressive, given that the amount of pizza boxes left behind by two young adults, a woman attempting to gain back her body mass after a long coma, and the actual demonic embodiment of gluttony was truly astounding.

"Hey-o." He said casually. "What've you two been up to?"


Jill’s eyes narrowed slightly upon noticing the way that Lucas was leaning against the closet, but she was distracted by his question, and stuck her hand in the bag hanging at her side.

”Just got done with the last round of PT,” Jill said proudly, withdrawing her transformation device from her bag like it was some big surprise. ”Doc said I’m good to use all my gear again too, so I’m officially back in business!”

”And, uhhh, she let me drive again.” Jasmine said sheepishly.

”Yeah, kid, I think he heard! Didn’t ya, bud?” Beelzebub gave another cackle before he gave Lucas an expectant glance.










Seshat growled as she shut off her game and sent the console away to some pocket in spacetime with a simple gesture. Humans had taken the concept of entertainment a long way in four thousand years. And it was moving at a blinding pace in more recent decades. It felt like it was incredibly recently that an electronic game was something more akin to a large piece of furniture, but now she could easily carry far more complex machines in her hand.

They were all meaningless distractions, of course, but they were admittedly fun enough to entice her attention when there was nothing better she could think of doing at the moment.




After the battle in Antarctica, Seshat had no time for things such as rest or celebration. There were multiple loose ends that required her attention, such as finding out more about whatever abominable power it was that the Justice Rider had summoned during the fight, or whether Oh-One was truly destroyed beyond any form of recovery, or what had happened to the power stone the machine had attempted to use before his destruction.

Of the first two, Seshat had found little success. Various other powers had taken an interest in what Oh-One had left behind and picked the site clean like opportunistic scavengers, and SHINING, despite its outgoing exterior of public relations, kept its secrets guarded with utmost security. And she wasn’t stupid enough to shake that hornet’s nest without a very good reason.

And of the third, Seshat only had slightly increased success. Her divinations had tracked its location to Gold City, but beyond that, she was uncertain: Gold City was so thoroughly packed with Nomads and similar artifacts of extraordinary power that even a Power Stone was camouflaged from all manner of tracking, even magic as powerful as hers.

And Gold City was a big place, with lots of hiding places, so over time, Seshat’s sense of urgency had begun to falter.

She was, like most other Nomads, taking it easy.




Seshat was distracted by the loud yelling of a familiar attack name in the distance. She was, of course, well-acquainted with Justin Haggar at this point.

They did not get along very well.

On paper, Justin was definitely more tolerable as far as humans went. He had a good heart, and often found himself fighting on the same side as her. In reality, he had that very youthful sort of brash arrogance surrounding that good heart, which Seshat found very irksome. He in turn had little patience for her decisions and wisdom, which was far superior in a way that certainly wasn’t brash or arrogant at all.

But still, if he was in a fight, it was probably worth her attention.

Trudging her way through the crowds of the city, she was confronted with the fact that he was currently fighting the self-described “Number One Ninja” Jaden Raldo. If there was any good in him, Seshat had trouble seeing it. If it was there, it was surrounded by a layer of vain showboating and obsession with petty fame that she found difficult to see past. It pissed her off far more, and she could not deny that there would be a certain catharsis to seeing him get punched in the face.

But it was unfortunately wiser to see what they were doing first.

“What in Set’s name are you two squabbling over?” Seshat asked, dry derision dripping from her words.
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